[00:00 - 01:24]They welcome a guest named Slimecicle

[00:37 - 02:53]They discuss a man named Mr. Hands who was "fucked to death" by a horse in Enumclaw, Washington

[01:05 - 01:59]A group of people are trying to sort something out

[01:25 - 01:42]They mention that the guest has been filming podcasts for 48 hours straight and has to pee frequently

[02:54 - 04:42]They wonder if being attracted to ponies makes someone a "horse pedophile"

[03:47 - 04:50]They joke about the orgasms of pigs and how they last for 30 minutes

[04:50 - 06:33]They mention that the guest is promoting his energy drink, which he snorts

[06:04 - 08:20]They discuss the taste of the energy drink and joke about adding milk to make it look like "cum"

[07:26 - 11:11]They mention that the guest is promoting his energy drink, which he snorts

[08:26 - 09:33]Ludwig and his guests discuss drinking energy drinks out of a crack pipe

[08:41 - 09:27]They joke about being sponsored by "big crack"

[09:33 - 09:45]They continue to joke about snorting caffeine through a crack pipe

[09:45 - 11:53]They joke about being sponsored by "big crack"

[09:54 - 10:30]They discuss how the guest appears professional and respectable, but they will continue to call him "slop" in private.

[09:54 - 10:48]Someone is talking about a man who looks like he owns a whorehouse

[10:01 - 10:12]They mention that Mr. Hands was killed by a stallion and that he had successfully been "fucked" by horses before

[10:01 - 11:25]A woman is referred to as a "bottom bitch" who runs the whorehouse

[10:31 - 11:46]They mention that the guest is promoting his energy drink, which he snorts

[11:06 - 11:46]Someone is talking about a man who looks like he owns a whorehouse

[11:26 - 12:30]Ludwig's guest is a fan of banana bread and has made it many times

[11:32 - 12:42]They discuss how the guest appears professional and respectable, but they will continue to call him "slop" in private.

[11:53 - 13:07]The speaker is called a "girl boss" and the conversation shifts to a previous insult of being called a "pussy boy"

[12:30 - 13:28]They joke about being sponsored by "big crack"

[12:43 - 13:44]The conversation transitions to sponsoring the podcast with native deodorant and sunscreen

[13:01 - 15:01]They joke about being sponsored by "big crack"

[13:07 - 14:09]Someone is talking about a man who looks like he owns a whorehouse

[13:13 - 13:28]The speaker corrects someone for using incorrect terminology

[14:10 - 15:19]Someone suggests making a wax mold of a horse's penis and calling it "Mr. Hands"

[14:10 - 15:48]Ludwig and his guests discuss how to pay a horse to do tricks

[14:20 - 14:54]The conversation then turns to the mobile game Clash of Clans

[14:33 - 15:48]The topic of a man being killed by a horse during sex is brought up

[15:49 - 17:15]The guest suggests creating a flavor of energy drink that tastes like poop

[15:49 - 17:15]Someone is talking about a man who looks like he owns a whorehouse

[16:10 - 17:49]The conversation then turns to the mobile game Clash of Clans

[17:15 - 17:57]The conversation transitions to sponsoring the podcast with native deodorant and sunscreen

[17:50 - 18:29]Someone is talking about a man who looks like he owns a whorehouse

[17:57 - 18:34]The speaker clarifies that they are not talking about women's basketball because they don't know what it is.

[17:57 - 18:40]The guest mentions being on other podcasts and not enjoying the paywall part

[18:40 - 20:43]They joke about using sunscreen to stay youthful and offer a giveaway for the best George Clooney inflated art

[18:46 - 18:54]They discuss what George Clooney would look like if he was inflated

[19:19 - 20:09]They joke about using sunscreen to stay youthful and offer a giveaway for the best George Clooney inflated art

[20:17 - 20:22]They discuss what George Clooney would look like if he was inflated

[20:17 - 24:27]Two men, possibly friends, are talking about their clothing and one mentions a little Italian man who comes every six months to outfit him with new clothes

[20:22 - 21:11]The conversation transitions to sponsoring the podcast with native deodorant and sunscreen

[20:43 - 20:57]They joke about using sunscreen to stay youthful and offer a giveaway for the best George Clooney inflated art

[24:10 - 25:04]The conversation ends with the two men discussing the possibility of staying in bed due to the emotional impact of their conversation.

[25:05 - 27:54]Two men, possibly friends, are talking about their clothing and one mentions a little Italian man who comes every six months to outfit him with new clothes

[27:54 - 30:27]Schlat becomes emotional and cries, possibly due to his relationship with Jack

[30:03 - 31:33]The conversation shifts to an app that Schlat recommended to the other person, which tracks wealth and habits

[30:34 - 31:07]The speaker receives an email at midnight from a finance tracking app.

[30:40 - 31:27]The subject line contains a number with a plus or minus sign, indicating a change in net worth.

[30:56 - 31:01]The two bonded over their shared fear.

[31:07 - 31:33]One day, the speaker receives a big minus sign and six numbers, indicating a significant decrease in net worth.

[31:34 - 33:01]The speaker mentions that Texas has brain-eating amoebas that can be contracted through water.

[31:45 - 33:53]The conversation shifts to "brain worms" and the possibility of them controlling thoughts and actions.

[33:54 - 34:34]The speaker initially saw Ludwig streaming Minecraft to a small audience.

[34:58 - 36:23]The speaker took Ludwig under his wing and helped him with Twitch Jeopardy.

[35:31 - 36:55]The conversation shifts to the speaker's first impression of Ludwig.

[35:49 - 37:59]The speaker initially saw Ludwig streaming Minecraft to a small audience.

[36:24 - 37:24]The speaker receives an email at midnight from a finance tracking app.

[37:25 - 37:47]The subject line contains a number with a plus or minus sign, indicating a change in net worth.

[37:36 - 37:41]The conversation shifts to "brain worms" and the possibility of them controlling thoughts and actions.

[38:05 - 38:36]The conversation turns to the hypothetical question of where the two would be without each other.

[38:25 - 38:57]The speaker mentions that Ludwig would probably be coding and Schlatt would be cutting.

[38:57 - 39:20]The speaker receives an email at midnight from a finance tracking app.

[39:47 - 39:52]One day, the speaker receives a big minus sign and six numbers, indicating a significant decrease in net worth.

[39:53 - 41:05]The speaker shares a childhood tradition of ranking behavior on a calendar during December.

[40:51 - 41:31]The speaker's uncle was a first responder during 9/11.

[41:32 - 42:19]One day, the speaker receives a big minus sign and six numbers, indicating a significant decrease in net worth.

[41:48 - 42:00]The speaker shares a childhood tradition of ranking behavior on a calendar during December.

[42:08 - 42:31]The speaker and Ludwig briefly discuss the tragedy and the different airlines involved.

[42:32 - 43:29]The conversation turns to the speaker's clothing and the possibility of Ludwig appearing on one of the speaker's shows.

[42:48 - 43:21]The speaker denies being okay with horse pedophiles

[43:03 - 43:21]The speaker's uncle was a first responder during 9/11.

[43:21 - 44:41]The speaker starts a new podcast called Ditch Light Wind

[44:42 - 45:44]The speaker discusses quitting school for content creation

[45:44 - 46:15]The speaker denies being okay with horse pedophiles

[45:50 - 47:43]Archie and the speaker are discussing a podcast

[45:57 - 47:25]The speaker puts a friend on to a monkey with a ball statue

[46:28 - 46:59]The speaker starts a new podcast called Ditch Light Wind

[47:44 - 51:29]The speaker puts a friend on to a monkey with a ball statue

[50:13 - 52:08]Archie and the speaker are discussing a podcast

[50:25 - 51:15]The speaker puts a friend on to a monkey with a ball statue

[51:52 - 52:14]Conversation about short vs tall and British vs American people begins

[51:52 - 53:13]The speaker debates with Jack Manifold about dogs vs cats and strongest animals

[52:03 - 54:10]Argument about how many holes a straw has and Schlatt's victory in that debate

[54:10 - 54:55]Mention of a podcast and promo for it

[54:20 - 55:50]Discussion turns to a recent debate show where Schlatt won against another person with British heritage

[54:36 - 55:09]Argument about how many holes a straw has and Schlatt's victory in that debate

[55:50 - 56:41]Discussion about how Schlatt uses logical fallacies in debates and how he won against someone who was honest

[56:41 - 58:17]Mention of a podcast and promo for it

[57:25 - 58:35]They joke about the speaker's lack of creative pull but mention a potential job as a brand ambassador.

[58:09 - 1.01:10]They discuss their podcast's male-to-female ratio and mention a viewer named Aiden.

[58:18 - 1.01:10]Confirmation of "twink death" and joking about Schlatt and Fedmeister being the "best to ever do it"

[58:30 - 59:53]Discussion about physical appearance and how Schlatt used to be "fuckable" but gained weight due to alcohol

[58:36 - 1.00:44]The speaker talks about their previous job working in a deli's freezer and making friends with customers.

[1.00:02 - 1.01:44]They talk about a person named Fed and his numbers going up and checking an app.

[1.01:10 - 1.01:27]Confirmation of "twink death" and joking about Schlatt and Fedmeister being the "best to ever do it"

[1.01:45 - 1.02:52]The speaker jokes about child labor and finding out where the powder is made.

[1.02:13 - 1.04:39]They suggest a video idea involving forklift certification and crashing pallets of a drink.

[1.04:22 - 1.06:19]The speaker mentions having bread and knowing about the app.

[1.04:27 - 1.04:59]They discuss their podcast's male-to-female ratio and mention a viewer named Aiden.

[1.05:56 - 1.07:34]They joke about the speaker's lack of creative pull but mention a potential job as a brand ambassador.

[1.06:31 - 1.09:34]The speaker talks about their previous job working in a deli's freezer and making friends with customers.

[1.08:29 - 1.10:29]They joke about the speaker's lack of creative pull but mention a potential job as a brand ambassador.

[1.08:54 - 1.12:39]They mention being taken out to dinner and going to a restaurant called Boa every night.

[1.08:59 - 1.10:49]The speaker talks about being a creature of habit and only doing things they know.

[1.11:03 - 1.11:37]The speaker talks about their own Minecraft server and offers a promo code for Bisech services.

[1.11:14 - 1.12:27]They introduce a company called Bisech offering server and hosting services for various games.

[1.11:37 - 1.13:52]They mention starting a Minecraft server for their Discord patrons.

[1.12:02 - 1.13:39]The speaker talks about their own Minecraft server and offers a promo code for Bisech services.

[1.14:01 - 1.15:04]They also mention being laughed at while going to a steakhouse.

[1.14:28 - 1.15:55]The speaker brings up the hypothetical scenario of waking up without nipples.

[1.15:55 - 1.17:31]They mention Tom Brady and his alleged actions towards his children.

[1.16:10 - 1.18:22]The speaker brings up the hypothetical scenario of waking up without nipples.

[1.16:17 - 1.18:37]The speaker jokes about their father only giving their nipples back if they behave.

[1.18:37 - 1.19:14]The speaker brings up the hypothetical scenario of waking up without nipples.

[1.19:14 - 1.19:41]They suggest a bizarre apparatus for lactating while sleeping.

[1.19:24 - 1.20:00]The speaker brings up the hypothetical scenario of waking up without nipples.

[1.20:07 - 1.20:18]The speaker talks about being a creature of habit and only doing things they know.

[1.20:24 - 1.20:36]The speaker jokes about their father only giving their nipples back if they behave.

[1.20:36 - 1.21:01]The speaker talks about being a creature of habit and only doing things they know.

[1.20:36 - 1.21:43]They talk about being politicians and owning politicians

[1.21:01 - 1.21:17]The speaker mentions messaging someone and not receiving a response.

[1.21:24 - 1.22:55]The group went on a trip to Italy and experienced some tension

[1.21:44 - 1.22:40]They watched Squid Game during the trip and discussed its popularity

[1.23:36 - 1.25:34]They talk about the possibility of a beauty pageant and using blood boys for transfusions

[1.24:25 - 1.26:25]They watched Squid Game during the trip and discussed its popularity

[1.25:34 - 1.29:58]They talk about the possibility of a beauty pageant and using blood boys for transfusions

[1.29:58 - 1.31:20]The speaker discusses their new show and its success

[1.30:54 - 1.33:10]They talk about the possibility of a beauty pageant and using blood boys for transfusions

[1.31:49 - 1.33:41]The group discusses a drink called GamerSub and its various flavors

[1.32:59 - 1.34:58]They end the conversation with a joke about their inability to digest a sweetener.

[1.33:10 - 1.35:10]The group jokes about making the speaker cry again for a thumbnail photo

[1.33:21 - 1.34:19]The speaker mentions having 16 podcasts to film during their stay

[1.34:19 - 1.35:14]They end the conversation with a joke about their inability to digest a sweetener.