
Hasan Piker & Will Neff Are Freaky Boys - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 32


[00:00 - 00:57]The podcast is called Chuckles Sandwich and they are celebrating by eating a lot of sandwiches


[00:35 - 00:47]The hosts discuss Chuckle Week, which sounds like an event at a bargain basement


[00:47 - 01:32]They mention their podcast studio is not the best, but they have a neon sign and other items they grabbed from trash


[00:57 - 01:03]They have a framed picture of a woman eating lettuce, which they say is just something they found and thought would be funny


[01:32 - 01:48]The hosts discuss Chuckle Week, which sounds like an event at a bargain basement


[01:49 - 02:08]They have a framed picture of a woman eating lettuce, which they say is just something they found and thought would be funny


[02:08 - 03:53]The hosts bring up a photo of Andrew Yang's Chinese chicken soup and make fun of it, giving it to their guest as a gift


[02:59 - 03:32]They have a framed picture of a woman eating lettuce, which they say is just something they found and thought would be funny


[03:53 - 05:12]The guest is from New York and they discuss how if you are from certain regions, you can claim to be a certain ethnicity (i.e. from New York means you are Italian)


[04:53 - 07:06]The guest shares his theory called the "Florida Project" where all the conservatives in America would be moved to Florida, surrounded by multiple layers of wall, and have their children extracted and put into reeducation camps


[06:34 - 06:59]The hosts and guest discuss Mr. Sarc and other YouTubers.


[06:34 - 06:59]The speaker recalls a story about a spider named Octa-clops, which was featured on a show called Machinima Respawn.


[06:48 - 08:01]Octa-clops was killed by the speaker's friend after being pranked with a box containing the spider.


[06:59 - 07:12]The speaker used to listen to the show regularly while working at a deli.


[07:21 - 08:19]The speaker recalls a story about a spider named Octa-clops, which was featured on a show called Machinima Respawn.


[08:01 - 09:41]Octa-clops was killed by the speaker's friend after being pranked with a box containing the spider.


[08:19 - 09:00]The speaker had a mutual respect with Octa-clops towards the end.


[09:00 - 10:08]The speaker recalls a story about a spider named Octa-clops, which was featured on a show called Machinima Respawn.


[09:54 - 10:40]The speaker used to work with the producer of the show and had a fear of spiders.


[10:08 - 10:29]The speaker recalls a story about a spider named Octa-clops, which was featured on a show called Machinima Respawn.


[10:41 - 11:05]The speaker used to listen to the show regularly while working at a deli.


[10:52 - 12:25]The conversation shifts to a dating app exclusively for yoga people, which the speaker jokes about infiltrating.


[11:23 - 11:53]The speaker used to work with the producer of the show and had a fear of spiders.


[12:05 - 13:04]The discussion turns to celebrity dating apps and the speaker mentions swiping with a famous person, but refuses to disclose who it was.


[13:04 - 14:50]The speaker recalls a not-so-great experience hanging out with Cory in Vegas, where he talked about swinging.


[13:33 - 14:02]Cory was apparently very sexual and had a successful music career in Latin America.


[14:03 - 14:55]The conversation ends with the speaker mentioning there were not a lot of young girls in Vegas, implying that Cory may have been interested in them.


[14:56 - 16:09]He mentions his career in docking penises


[15:18 - 17:40]They discuss how it may be painful and require a third party to make it work


[15:25 - 15:37]They all joke about being cut boys and needing a third party


[16:22 - 19:21]They discuss body modifications of putting dents or bumps on penises for pleasure


[18:08 - 19:07]They talk about a comedian who posts pictures of his penis online


[19:08 - 19:49]They discuss a body modification where a stick is inserted to keep the penis always hard


[19:37 - 19:43]They talk about a comedian who posts pictures of his penis online


[19:49 - 21:51]They mention the Terminator movies and Arnold Schwarzenegger's naked scenes


[19:56 - 20:22]Drake asks if they have seen videos of this, they say yes


[20:03 - 21:56]They ask the guests, Sun's Sharp, what sandwich they would be


[21:09 - 21:14]They mention the Terminator movies and Arnold Schwarzenegger's naked scenes


[21:25 - 25:55]They ask the guests, Sun's Sharp, what sandwich they would be


[21:33 - 25:33]Three individuals are discussing sandwiches and their favorite types of chips to pair with them.


[24:35 - 25:33]They discuss a body modification where a stick is inserted to keep the penis always hard


[25:20 - 28:34]The conversation ends with a comment about pickles on sandwiches and the individual's dislike for them.


[25:56 - 26:18]They briefly mention being fat and joke about gatekeeping and gaslighting.


[28:00 - 30:11]They also discuss pickles and their favorite types, including a yellow pepper pickle and honey mustard pickle.


[29:43 - 30:33]The conversation then turns to barbecue and their favorite types of meats, including brisket and ribs.


[29:49 - 30:06]They also discuss pickles and their favorite types, including a yellow pepper pickle and honey mustard pickle.


[30:33 - 31:32]Personal experience with Speechify listening to a New York Times article


[30:33 - 32:58]Three individuals are discussing sandwiches and their favorite types of chips to pair with them.


[31:32 - 32:58]Offer for six months of subscription for the price of three with promo code


[31:38 - 32:46]Benefits of Babel's bite-sized lessons and speech recognition technology


[32:17 - 32:26]Introduction to second sponsor, Babel, a language learning app


[32:59 - 33:48]They rank their favorite meats for barbecue and discuss the importance of a well-made chicken.


[32:59 - 36:52]Personal sandwich preferences and debate over pickles


[33:06 - 34:44]One of the individuals shares their love for lemon pepper wings and recommends a specific restaurant for them.


[33:53 - 35:36]The conversation ends with a comment about pickles on sandwiches and the individual's dislike for them.


[34:44 - 36:46]Three individuals are discussing sandwiches and their favorite types of chips to pair with them.


[35:46 - 36:52]The conversation ends with a comment about pickles on sandwiches and the individual's dislike for them.


[35:52 - 37:19]Childhood trauma with pickles


[36:53 - 39:08]Guest choosing to be a block of sharp American cheddar cheese


[39:08 - 41:24]Personal experience with Oreos dipped in fondue cheese


[39:33 - 40:20]Anecdote about first video together on BuzzFeed, "Will It Fondue?"


[39:56 - 41:29]Guest choosing to be a block of sharp American cheddar cheese


[40:20 - 40:58]They mention wearing a bowler hat and being hit by bright lights.


[40:44 - 41:11]Anecdote about first video together on BuzzFeed, "Will It Fondue?"


[40:58 - 41:29]The speaker's mother was surprised that they were able to make it through the internship.


[41:05 - 42:44]The speaker is talking about their time working at BuzzFeed as an intern.


[41:30 - 41:57]Comments about Buzzfeed content and stereotypes


[41:40 - 42:52]Anecdote about first video together on BuzzFeed, "Will It Fondue?"


[41:57 - 42:58]Personal sandwich preferences and debate over pickles


[42:04 - 42:16]Challenges of traveling without knowing the language


[42:04 - 42:16]They mention that the internship was competitive and involved long hours.


[42:44 - 43:42]The speaker is talking about their time working at BuzzFeed as an intern.


[42:52 - 44:04]They mention wearing a bowler hat and being hit by bright lights.


[43:04 - 44:47]The speaker's mother was surprised that they were able to make it through the internship.


[44:10 - 44:52]The speaker talks about a porn intern that they were screaming at.


[44:52 - 46:44]The speaker recalls a specific incident where interns were made to drink their own urine for a video.


[46:09 - 47:20]The speaker is talking about their time working at BuzzFeed as an intern.


[47:06 - 49:57]The speaker mentions a video they made with another person about ADHD, which had to go through an intense approval process.


[48:12 - 48:54]The speaker talks about a porn intern that they were screaming at.


[49:27 - 51:20]The speaker is talking about their time working at BuzzFeed as an intern.


[49:33 - 50:03]The speaker talks about a porn intern that they were screaming at.


[50:54 - 51:06]The person would often scream in the office and demand a "shark" to sell their product.


[51:20 - 51:37]The speaker's mother was surprised that they were able to make it through the internship.


[51:38 - 52:17]The speaker considers drinking their own urine for the right price.


[51:57 - 53:03]The speaker shares their own dating profile, mentioning a golden retriever and doing yoga in Iceland


[52:18 - 53:48]They discuss the lack of board games in Kenyan schools


[52:23 - 54:20]The speaker shares their own dating profile, mentioning a golden retriever and doing yoga in Iceland


[54:20 - 55:16]The conversation turns to the Russian drug Crocodile and its effects


[54:39 - 56:27]The speaker talks about a callback in comedy


[56:40 - 58:15]The conversation shifts to streaming on Twitch and the speaker's experience with it


[57:59 - 59:08]They talk about deep diving into YouTube essays and TikTok trends


[59:08 - 1.00:55]They mention a person's dating profile and how it would look like


[1.00:18 - 1.00:24]The speaker shares their own dating profile, mentioning a golden retriever and doing yoga in Iceland


[1.00:24 - 1.03:32]The discussion turns to the Juggalos and their inclusive community


[1.01:15 - 1.03:00]They mention the Juggalos' use of symbols and drugs at their gatherings


[1.03:00 - 1.04:53]The speaker talks about a callback in comedy


[1.03:33 - 1.06:09]The speakers discuss Not Scary Farm and their reactions to jump scares


[1.05:41 - 1.09:14]The speakers discuss the intersection of parkour and crazy bait videos in Russia.


[1.08:02 - 1.08:16]The topic of the influencer slap fight in Poland is brought up


[1.08:45 - 1.09:01]The conversation turns to the Russian drug Crocodile and its effects


[1.09:14 - 1.09:53]The speakers discuss the intersection of parkour and crazy bait videos in Russia.


[1.09:53 - 1.12:15]The speaker explains that they grew up in Turkey and were fascinated by American culture.


[1.09:59 - 1.11:31]They mention not having an accent because they consumed a lot of American pop culture.


[1.10:05 - 1.10:12]They mention being demoted from sales to doing Facebook videos, which became popular during the 2016 election.


[1.11:57 - 1.12:48]The speaker speaks Turkish as their first language and mentions having a little exposure to German.


[1.12:16 - 1.13:43]The speaker and the other person have an unspoken understanding and are now both in happy relationships.


[1.13:11 - 1.15:14]The speaker talks about graduating with a political science degree and struggling to find a job, leading them to intern at The Young Turks.


[1.15:14 - 1.15:28]They mention a disastrous lunch date with the mutual friend and their then-girlfriend.


[1.15:29 - 1.18:36]The speaker talks about graduating with a political science degree and struggling to find a job, leading them to intern at The Young Turks.


[1.17:03 - 1.17:48]The speaker talks about how they met the other person through a mutual friend and bonding over a shared experience.


[1.18:05 - 1.21:19]The speaker talks about starting to stream on Twitch and eventually being given an ultimatum to choose between streaming or working at The Young Turks.


[1.18:36 - 1.19:31]The speaker talks about graduating with a political science degree and struggling to find a job, leading them to intern at The Young Turks.


[1.19:20 - 1.21:12]They mention being scared but ultimately deciding to stream and it being the best decision they made.


[1.20:06 - 1.21:06]The speaker talks about starting to stream on Twitch and eventually being given an ultimatum to choose between streaming or working at The Young Turks.


[1.21:19 - 1.21:51]The speaker talks about how they met the other person through a mutual friend and bonding over a shared experience.


[1.22:12 - 1.22:26]The speaker talks about graduating with a political science degree and struggling to find a job, leading them to intern at The Young Turks.


[1.22:26 - 1.23:38]They mention a disastrous lunch date with the mutual friend and their then-girlfriend.


[1.22:26 - 1.25:26]The group is at the burger place with Dan and they bond over burgers


[1.22:54 - 1.24:51]The speaker and the other person have an unspoken understanding and are now both in happy relationships.


[1.23:38 - 1.25:26]They mention a disastrous lunch date with the mutual friend and their then-girlfriend.


[1.25:41 - 1.26:01]10 years have passed since this bonding moment


[1.26:09 - 1.32:48]One person says they like to put lettuce on their burgers for a crunch, but only at specific places like Five Guys


[1.30:19 - 1.30:24]The group plans to go eat pickle on hot chicken after the podcast.


[1.31:49 - 1.33:06]The group discusses the option of unlimited bacon with no more video games, or unlimited video games with no more bacon


[1.31:54 - 1.32:10]The group is at the burger place with Dan and they bond over burgers


[1.33:06 - 1.34:23]The group discusses the option of unlimited bacon with no more video games, or unlimited video games with no more bacon


[1.34:24 - 1.36:35]The group is at the burger place with Dan and they bond over burgers


[1.34:33 - 1.38:56]They also talk about a "Hassan selfie twit day" and making a "Ted" account, as well as other "twit" accounts


[1.38:15 - 1.39:17]The group talks about how people criticize them for being friends with Jay Schlatt, but they all think he is a sweet guy


[1.39:17 - 1.39:46]The group plans to go eat pickle on hot chicken after the podcast.


[1.39:24 - 1.39:55]10 years have passed since this bonding moment