[00:00 - 03:15]Ted brings up news about King Charles having cancer, and Schlatt expresses disbelief that this news is only now coming out.

[02:44 - 04:17]The conversation starts with Schlatt and Ted discussing whether or not they did something.

[03:18 - 06:44]They discuss other famous people who have or should have cancer, including Stephen Hawking and Vladimir Putin.

[04:17 - 05:31]The conversation starts with Schlatt and Ted discussing whether or not they did something.

[06:44 - 09:19]The conversation transitions to discussing conspiracy theories, including the idea that there is a cure for cancer being kept secret for financial gain.

[09:21 - 11:25]They also discuss the idea of a zombie apocalypse and how it would be an ableist event.

[10:23 - 12:09]The conversation ends with them discussing the term "neuro spicy" and its meaning as a new internet term for neurodivergent individuals.

[11:38 - 13:04]The title "Larry David attacks Elmo on live TV" is shocking and attention-grabbing.

[13:04 - 15:52]Many people are upset with David for attacking Elmo, as Elmo is portrayed as a child character

[13:51 - 15:08]David approached Elmo off-camera and throttled him, claiming he couldn't take another second of the show

[15:17 - 17:09]Elmo is supposed to be three and a half years old, according to the show's canon

[16:01 - 20:14]The title "Larry David attacks Elmo on live TV" is shocking and attention-grabbing.

[20:14 - 22:30]David approached Elmo off-camera and throttled him, claiming he couldn't take another second of the show

[21:37 - 24:10]Elmo's dad was on set during the incident

[22:30 - 23:05]Elmo is supposed to be three and a half years old, according to the show's canon

[23:38 - 24:26]The title "Larry David attacks Elmo on live TV" is shocking and attention-grabbing.

[24:26 - 25:33]The speaker remembers being invested in the results of Groundhog Day as a child, and how it was a bigger deal to them than the election.

[24:35 - 26:47]They talk about the lifespan of groundhogs and how they are likely switched out every few years for the Groundhog Day tradition.

[26:47 - 27:06]The speaker discusses the difficulty of containing the mess of eating a chopped cheese.

[27:06 - 27:28]They mention a good cheesesteak spot in LA, but how they have never had a chopped cheese that wasn't good.

[27:28 - 27:58]The other person brings up other Pennsylvania quirks, such as using the term "yins" instead of "y'all."

[27:58 - 29:09]The speaker discusses Groundhog Day and its significance, as well as the recent prediction that spring will come soon.

[29:10 - 29:44]The speaker mentions Chris Christie dropping a groundhog and how it died the next day.

[30:00 - 31:30]The speaker remembers being invested in the results of Groundhog Day as a child, and how it was a bigger deal to them than the election.

[31:30 - 31:54]The other person brings up other Pennsylvania quirks, such as using the term "yins" instead of "y'all."

[32:17 - 34:37]They mention a good cheesesteak spot in LA, but how they have never had a chopped cheese that wasn't good.

[32:29 - 33:37]The other person brings up other Pennsylvania quirks, such as using the term "yins" instead of "y'all."

[33:08 - 34:48]The conversation shifts to Elmo and how the speaker wants to rough him up for saying "democrat shit."

[34:48 - 36:17]They also mention that Apple's stock may have received a boost due to the release of the Apple Vision, as well as the news that they will now be paying dividends to shareholders.

[34:58 - 36:53]The discussion turns to the rise in Facebook's stock price, which is attributed to the fact that their VR headset, the Quest, allows users to watch VR porn.

[36:53 - 38:41]The speakers discuss the recent release of the Apple Vision, a VR headset with cameras that can show the user's surroundings.

[38:41 - 41:51]The conversation shifts to the potential future development of VR technology, such as contact lenses with screens and smaller, more compact VR headsets.

[41:52 - 42:53]The speakers discuss the recent release of the Apple Vision, a VR headset with cameras that can show the user's surroundings.

[43:15 - 45:10]One speaker mentions a recent purchase they made of an attachment for their laptop that allows for two additional screens.

[45:05 - 47:00]The speaker is discussing the possibility of purchasing a new technology, possibly a headset.

[45:10 - 45:28]The speaker's friend suggests they should get it, but the speaker is hesitant and mentions they recently got a square monitor.

[45:29 - 45:41]The other speaker jokingly suggests that if you need additional screens for multitasking on a laptop, you should just buy the Apple Vision headset.

[45:29 - 47:18]The speaker is discussing the possibility of purchasing a new technology, possibly a headset.

[45:50 - 47:29]The speaker's friend suggests they should get it, but the speaker is hesitant and mentions they recently got a square monitor.

[47:30 - 49:00]They watch a video of someone using the technology and debate if it is real or not.

[49:01 - 51:03]The conversation shifts to a discussion about Steve Jobs and the new technology, with the speaker joking about bringing him back from the dead and giving him a different type of cancer.

[51:05 - 51:12]They then mock a video of people using the technology in public, questioning if it is staged.

[51:14 - 53:32]They watch a video of someone using the technology and debate if it is real or not.

[51:28 - 53:16]The speaker mentions a manifestation trend on social media and they watch a video about it.

[52:34 - 53:21]The speaker jokingly suggests putting a baby or relative in the technology to force them to learn.

[52:49 - 54:09]The speaker mentions a manifestation trend on social media and they watch a video about it.

[53:32 - 54:56]The conversation ends with the speaker joking about killing themselves and being resurrected with cancer.

[54:21 - 55:04]The speaker jokingly suggests putting a baby or relative in the technology to force them to learn.

[55:04 - 56:39]They then mock a video of people using the technology in public, questioning if it is staged.

[55:48 - 56:53]The speaker brings up the battery life and weight of the technology.

[56:53 - 57:23]The conversation ends with the speaker joking about killing themselves and being resurrected with cancer.