
Ted's Apartment is Literally Haunted - Chuckle Sandwich EP 60


[00:00 - 00:36]Person receives a gift in the mail


[00:36 - 00:51]They discuss old video games and weapon models


[00:51 - 02:00]They mention a podcast or audio show they are a part of


[02:01 - 02:07]Person receives a gift in the mail


[02:08 - 02:48]They joke about putting their parents in a nursing home


[02:48 - 03:30]They express gratitude and welcome Tucker to the podcast


[03:56 - 05:07]Tucker is jokingly referred to as an "ass-wiper" for the podcast hosts


[04:22 - 04:47]They discuss Tucker's role and potential pay as a co-host


[04:47 - 05:00]They discuss old video games and weapon models


[05:20 - 05:40]They express gratitude and welcome Tucker to the podcast


[05:40 - 05:47]They mention being annoyed with parents interrupting their leisure time


[05:47 - 06:35]They discuss helping their parents with daily tasks


[05:54 - 06:51]The speaker is discussing a situation where someone leaves the door open and turns on the light, causing frustration.


[05:54 - 07:52]They mention being annoyed with parents interrupting their leisure time


[06:51 - 07:08]They have two of the same item now


[06:51 - 08:54]The speaker then asks what the other person is doing and mentions having strict parents and fake bus stops in dementia villages.


[07:08 - 07:25]They discuss helping their parents with daily tasks


[07:14 - 08:17]They mention a dad's poker night


[08:17 - 09:31]They joke about putting their parents in a nursing home


[08:41 - 08:54]They joke about not wanting to visit their parents in a nursing home


[09:01 - 10:30]They mention being annoyed with parents interrupting their leisure time


[09:23 - 10:54]They discuss the Minecraft mod and how they would rather watch someone else do it than learn it themselves.


[09:31 - 09:50]They have two of the same item now


[09:50 - 10:54]They discuss old video games and weapon models


[10:54 - 11:52]The speaker then mentions the Aether and how to get to the Twilight Forest in Minecraft.


[10:54 - 11:59]They mention a girlfriend, possibly in a negative context.


[11:52 - 13:03]They share a personal experience where they had a spooky moment before filming the podcast.


[11:59 - 12:10]The speaker is discussing a situation where someone leaves the door open and turns on the light, causing frustration.


[11:59 - 12:47]She heard whispers of children and saw a dark, humanoid mass in the hallway


[12:27 - 14:03]The next day, she discovers drawings on the wall of the bedroom


[14:03 - 16:26]The partner had never noticed the drawings before, even though they had been living in the apartment for two years


[14:30 - 14:52]A woman wakes up and tells her partner about a dream she had


[15:17 - 16:08]The partner prefers to believe the drawings appeared overnight, rather than have been present for two years without being noticed


[15:43 - 19:27]The conversation then shifts to a discussion about spooky occurrences, with the partner sharing a story about a loud, unexplained beep in their house at night


[17:57 - 20:21]The person signed a lease for another year and their house is low on juice.


[18:03 - 22:34]They discuss a haunting in the house and how it has happened multiple times in the past.


[19:27 - 20:15]The partner wonders if it could be a security or carbon monoxide alarm


[19:35 - 20:21]The conversation then shifts to a discussion about spooky occurrences, with the partner sharing a story about a loud, unexplained beep in their house at night


[20:21 - 20:27]The beep has happened four times and has never been traced to a specific source


[21:03 - 21:21]The partner wonders if it could be a security or carbon monoxide alarm


[21:21 - 22:34]She heard whispers of children and saw a dark, humanoid mass in the hallway


[21:28 - 22:06]The conversation then shifts to a discussion about spooky occurrences, with the partner sharing a story about a loud, unexplained beep in their house at night


[22:11 - 25:48]The person had a significant hangover the next morning and had to go to a haircut appointment.


[23:31 - 28:16]The person discusses the feeling of throwing up and the scenarios that went through their head.


[25:48 - 28:21]The person had a significant hangover the next morning and had to go to a haircut appointment.


[27:37 - 29:01]The person discusses the feeling of throwing up and the scenarios that went through their head.


[29:01 - 30:57]The discussion begins with a mention of a hole in Ted's car, which has been a topic on the Chuckle Sandwich subreddit.


[30:25 - 33:12]Ted's car is described as having a basketball-sized hole that can be seen through.


[32:39 - 32:51]The conversation shifts to a recent meeting between Ted and Tom Simons in New York City.


[32:51 - 32:58]During this, a child asks for a photo with Tom, and the group buys mini M&Ms and discusses their preference for them over regular M&Ms.


[33:12 - 35:39]Ted's navigation habits are discussed, with Charlie mocking his use of landscape mode and satellite mode instead of regular map mode.


[34:01 - 34:07]The discussion begins with a mention of a hole in Ted's car, which has been a topic on the Chuckle Sandwich subreddit.


[35:40 - 36:44]A story is shared about a previous incident where Ted rear-ended someone while adjusting his GPS, blaming it on Charlie.


[36:10 - 38:15]Ted's car is described as having a basketball-sized hole that can be seen through.


[36:15 - 36:20]Eddie is brought in as a witness, having experienced the hole firsthand and having to prop himself up to avoid falling in.


[36:21 - 39:04]During this, a child asks for a photo with Tom, and the group buys mini M&Ms and discusses their preference for them over regular M&Ms.


[37:59 - 40:39]The conversation shifts to a recent meeting between Ted and Tom Simons in New York City.


[40:14 - 40:27]A fan wearing a Schlatte and Co sweater is spotted in Times Square, leading to a competition between Tom and the fan to out-schlatte each other.


[40:41 - 42:04]During this, a child asks for a photo with Tom, and the group buys mini M&Ms and discusses their preference for them over regular M&Ms.


[42:05 - 44:13]Charlie shares his habit of stealing peanut M&Ms from Staples while working there, leading to a discussion about Ted's failed job application at Staples.


[42:50 - 43:04]The discussion begins with a mention of a hole in Ted's car, which has been a topic on the Chuckle Sandwich subreddit.


[43:04 - 43:55]Charlie shares his habit of stealing peanut M&Ms from Staples while working there, leading to a discussion about Ted's failed job application at Staples.


[44:23 - 45:11]He talks about the vending machine in the break room and how it's a "fuck you" to low-paying employees


[45:11 - 45:44]He relates it to a previous job he had at a coal mine where they had "company bucks" to spend at the company store


[45:44 - 48:39]He and his friend, Tucker, talk about their job at Staples and how they got paid very little


[45:58 - 46:23]He mentions becoming a YouTuber and how it would have been different if he didn't have a job before


[46:11 - 46:42]He talks about some kids not having a job before becoming a YouTuber and how it affects their understanding of money


[47:04 - 50:02]His friend, Schlatt, brings up a previous conversation they had about chewy Chips Ahoy cookies and the man says he remembers talking about it


[48:11 - 51:05]He and his friend, Tucker, talk about their job at Staples and how they got paid very little


[49:26 - 52:11]Tucker confesses to stealing M&Ms from the store


[52:11 - 54:52]He and his friend, Tucker, talk about their job at Staples and how they got paid very little


[53:33 - 54:25]The conversation shifts to discussing sandwiches and the man reveals he doesn't like Jersey Mike's


[54:52 - 56:51]The man talks about a community of people who are enthusiastic about IBC root beer and cream soda


[56:52 - 57:41]The conversation shifts to discussing sandwiches and the man reveals he doesn't like Jersey Mike's


[57:00 - 58:07]He talks about how Jersey Mike's is the only thing to come out of New Jersey that he hates


[58:07 - 59:30]They continue to argue about the cookie until the man says "fuck Mike."


[58:33 - 1.00:55]Schlatt reveals that they argued about whether the "crunch" or the "yolk" (soft center) of the cookie is better


[1.00:55 - 1.03:30]His friend, Schlatt, brings up a previous conversation they had about chewy Chips Ahoy cookies and the man says he remembers talking about it


[1.01:27 - 1.01:40]They discuss the emotional manipulation of the advertisement for the cookie


[1.03:14 - 1.04:01]They continue to argue about the cookie until the man says "fuck Mike."


[1.04:01 - 1.06:48]The speaker discusses their preference for Jimmy John's over Jersey Mike's.


[1.06:48 - 1.12:40]The speaker discusses their interest in mountain biking and their recent purchase of an IRL backpack.


[1.12:19 - 1.13:41]They mention their plans to do occasional IRL streams and their experience with daily vlogging.


[1.13:41 - 1.14:43]The speaker discusses their interest in mountain biking and their recent purchase of an IRL backpack.


[1.13:49 - 1.16:34]They mention their plans to do occasional IRL streams and their experience with daily vlogging.


[1.15:04 - 1.17:06]The speaker discusses their interest in mountain biking and their recent purchase of an IRL backpack.


[1.16:34 - 1.18:28]The speaker mentions the possibility of having a guest on the next episode.


[1.16:47 - 1.21:18]They mention a bad experience at a Waterburger in Austin, Texas.


[1.19:51 - 1.21:24]The speaker discusses their preference for Jimmy John's over Jersey Mike's.


[1.21:24 - 1.22:40]The speaker mentions the possibility of having a guest on the next episode.