[00:00 - 01:54]The speaker tells the other person to put their phone away.

[00:31 - 02:08]The speaker is upset that the other person is late

[01:54 - 02:35]They switch places with the other person and discuss switching back.

[02:01 - 03:15]The speaker expresses their love and care for someone.

[02:08 - 04:48]They mention kissing and joke about liking the current situation.

[02:08 - 04:48]They joke about switching bodies after a "freaky Friday" incident

[02:51 - 03:50]The speaker makes a joke about looking like a "prolapsed anus" and talks about expensive items.

[02:51 - 03:50]The speaker teases the other person for being late and not respecting their time

[03:37 - 05:15]The speaker is upset that the other person is late

[03:50 - 08:16]The speaker tells the other person to put their phone away.

[04:48 - 06:25]They discuss a potential million dollar idea of paying for people's parking

[06:25 - 07:25]They mention a Japanese basketball player and playing basketball together

[06:46 - 10:52]The speaker is upset that the other person is late

[08:16 - 10:02]The speaker comments on how good the other person looks and how they hate it.

[08:22 - 09:41]They mention kissing and joke about liking the current situation.

[08:29 - 08:35]The speaker discusses his diet, which consists mostly of salmon bagels and munchkins.

[08:29 - 09:24]The speaker asks what the other person has in their mouth and comments on how big they are getting.

[08:38 - 10:02]The speaker expresses a desire to be with the person he is speaking with and to live in their skin.

[08:50 - 09:57]The speaker makes a joke about looking like a "prolapsed anus" and talks about expensive items.

[08:56 - 09:24]The speaker mentions a woman who is "caked up" and skinny, and makes a reference to "little dabbies" being caked up as well.

[09:26 - 09:41]The speaker expresses a desire to be with the person he is speaking with and to live in their skin.

[09:41 - 09:57]The speaker talks about needing to lose weight and mentions driving to the location.

[10:03 - 10:08]The speaker mentions his car being broken into and suggests posting about it on Reddit.

[10:08 - 10:23]The speaker discusses how people on Reddit tend to find his posts.

[10:23 - 11:01]The speaker discusses his diet, which consists mostly of salmon bagels and munchkins.

[10:23 - 11:42]The speaker talks about their Japanese teacher being sexist

[11:02 - 11:33]The speaker comments on how the person they are speaking with would say they would treat them right.

[11:36 - 11:47]The person being spoken to asks if the speaker is kidding, and the speaker responds that they are not.

[11:42 - 12:58]The speaker is upset that the other person is late

[11:47 - 12:39]The speaker talks about decapitating the person he is speaking with if forced to choose between them and Michael Reeves.

[12:09 - 13:03]They discuss watching videos of a Japanese man eating sushi for 12 hours

[12:09 - 13:38]The speaker mentions their friend, Afghanistan, and discusses why they are on the podcast.

[12:16 - 12:58]The speaker talks about eating the "bad things" off the person's skin to help them live longer.

[12:58 - 13:22]The speaker mentions wanting to be a "road dog" and promises eternal life in exchange for playing Final Fantasy 7 together.

[13:04 - 13:22]The speaker talks about playing Final Fantasy on their stream.

[13:23 - 13:31]The speaker recalls showing their full asshole to others at dinner.

[13:41 - 13:52]The person being spoken to asks if the speaker is kidding, and the speaker responds that they are not.

[13:53 - 14:12]The person being spoken to mentions the speaker's outfit, which the speaker explains is a $1,400 quilt.

[14:12 - 14:50]The speaker defends their outfit and mentions boxing at 3 a.m. the previous night.

[14:26 - 16:14]The group plays a game where saying "time out" gives the speaker control.

[14:36 - 15:23]They mention having a mental breakdown after boxing.

[15:17 - 15:23]The speaker talks about their neighbors potentially seeing them and thinking they are insane.

[15:23 - 15:41]The person being spoken to criticizes the speaker's outfit and mentions them wearing the same clothes every day.

[15:23 - 17:15]Someone comments on the accuracy of the speaker's representation of another person.

[15:41 - 16:51]The speaker comments on how the person they are speaking with would say they would treat them right.

[16:17 - 16:45]The speaker mentions almost dying while trying to retrieve something for someone.

[16:33 - 17:15]The speaker discusses his diet, which consists mostly of salmon bagels and munchkins.

[16:39 - 18:01]The speaker encourages the other person to be more annoying and make public death threats.

[16:59 - 17:04]The speaker comments on how the person they are speaking with would say they would treat them right.

[16:59 - 18:38]The speaker asks for feedback and receives a note to be more clever.

[17:18 - 17:55]The speaker recalls showing their full asshole to others at dinner.

[17:18 - 17:55]Someone comments on the accuracy of the speaker's representation of another person.

[17:26 - 17:33]The speaker talks about eating the "bad things" off the person's skin to help them live longer.

[17:55 - 18:07]The speaker mentions their partner being mad at them for not having a date night.

[18:01 - 19:21]They discuss a wig that was used in a performance of Hamlet.

[18:07 - 18:56]The speaker mentions having to go to a party wearing an Elsa wig.

[18:07 - 20:01]The speaker encourages the other person to be more annoying and make public death threats.

[18:18 - 18:43]The speaker comments on how the person they are speaking with would say they would treat them right.

[18:25 - 18:38]The person being spoken to asks if the speaker is kidding, and the speaker responds that they are not.

[20:01 - 21:10]Someone mentions that the speaker's breath work is similar to another person's.

[20:30 - 21:40]The group plays a game where saying "time out" gives the speaker control.

[21:10 - 22:33]The speaker asks for feedback and receives a note to be more clever.

[21:23 - 22:53]The group plays a game where saying "time out" gives the speaker control.

[22:33 - 23:33]Someone comments on the accuracy of the speaker's representation of another person.

[23:33 - 23:51]The speaker encourages the other person to be more annoying and make public death threats.

[23:51 - 24:03]They switch roles and continue the discussion.

[24:04 - 25:26]The speaker claims to have left a message in a thread that is deemed important.

[24:10 - 26:48]The friend was asleep and did not see the message, leading to a discussion about an "everything app" and potential videos on it.

[25:26 - 26:28]Someone comments on the accuracy of the speaker's representation of another person.

[25:26 - 26:40]A person is concerned about an important message they received at 4am and texts their friend about it.

[26:49 - 27:41]The friend was asleep and did not see the message, leading to a discussion about an "everything app" and potential videos on it.

[27:41 - 28:42]The conversation turns to hair on penises and a debate about how much could be cut off and still be able to orgasm.

[28:08 - 28:50]The friend was asleep and did not see the message, leading to a discussion about an "everything app" and potential videos on it.

[28:50 - 31:32]The conversation turns to hair on penises and a debate about how much could be cut off and still be able to orgasm.

[30:36 - 32:39]The friend reveals they used to eat their boogers and the group jokes about it.

[31:08 - 34:45]The person admits to flirting with the friend and the friend is surprised and uncomfortable.

[33:21 - 35:05]There is a hypothetical scenario presented where the person must have sex with another person to save the entire population, including monkeys and the Japanese population.

[34:32 - 35:24]The group continues to joke and the person reveals they have cried after being rejected by the friend.

[35:06 - 36:04]The conversation starts with someone trying to comfort someone who is on the verge of crying.

[35:36 - 37:34]They discuss a previous argument and how one person was the most mad they had ever been.

[37:13 - 38:35]They mention some inside jokes and make more jokes about each other.

[37:34 - 38:09]They talk about past arguments and how they might not remember them in the future.

[38:35 - 39:22]They discuss the invention of the compass and other historical topics.

[39:22 - 41:41]The conversation starts with someone trying to comfort someone who is on the verge of crying.

[39:29 - 40:57]They joke about this person being an animal and continue to make jokes and banter with each other.

[39:35 - 42:25]The conversation starts with someone trying to comfort someone who is on the verge of crying.

[39:42 - 39:48]They discuss a previous argument and how one person was the most mad they had ever been.

[40:09 - 42:56]They discuss the invention of the compass and other historical topics.

[42:57 - 44:39]The conversation starts with someone trying to comfort someone who is on the verge of crying.

[43:06 - 44:15]They discuss a previous argument and how one person was the most mad they had ever been.

[44:21 - 46:27]They mention some inside jokes and make more jokes about each other.

[45:46 - 47:58]The conversation starts with someone trying to comfort someone who is on the verge of crying.

[46:41 - 48:24]They discuss hanging out together and one person expressing their love for the other.

[48:25 - 50:21]They make jokes about a cat and one person's job as a doctor.

[49:33 - 51:38]The speaker discusses his job and how he uses offensive language for entertainment purposes.

[50:03 - 52:06]The speaker and Nick discuss how they can improve their content and generate big ideas.

[50:34 - 52:46]The speaker discusses his job and how he uses offensive language for entertainment purposes.

[52:14 - 55:02]They mention uninstalling OBS and using Mint Mobile for a cheaper wireless plan.

[54:02 - 55:08]Nick and Edin make fun of the speaker for not being able to read the Mint Mobile ad properly.

[54:48 - 56:23]The speaker requests Nick to get breaded chicken for him.

[56:57 - 1.00:15]The speaker talks about cooking dinner for his girlfriend and her giving him honest feedback.

[59:33 - 1.04:26]One member apologizes for appropriating something that another can't change.

[1.00:16 - 1.01:19]The speaker requests Nick to get breaded chicken for him.

[1.01:00 - 1.04:18]Nick and Edin make fun of the speaker's use of slang and discuss the psyche of a conscious hip hop fan.

[1.01:27 - 1.02:36]There is some confusion and frustration about the date and who was informed.

[1.03:22 - 1.04:38]They joke about using Google to find food options.

[1.03:29 - 1.06:56]One member apologizes for appropriating something that another can't change.

[1.04:01 - 1.07:16]There is some confusion and frustration about the date and who was informed.

[1.06:15 - 1.09:20]They discuss their weight and apologize to each other again.

[1.09:26 - 1.11:56]One member apologizes for appropriating something that another can't change.

[1.09:51 - 1.12:38]An apology is made to Ludwig for past annoyances and inconsiderate actions.

[1.11:02 - 1.13:08]The speaker discusses how they feel about their friend Ludwig and his actions.

[1.11:24 - 1.11:43]The speaker reflects on the dynamics of their friend group and how they have changed.

[1.11:43 - 1.14:10]One member apologizes for appropriating something that another can't change.

[1.12:09 - 1.12:38]The speaker discusses how they do not factor in anything when making decisions.

[1.12:23 - 1.14:58]The speaker discusses how they feel about their friend Ludwig and his actions.

[1.14:36 - 1.16:25]The speaker reflects on the dynamics of their friend group and how they have changed.

[1.16:08 - 1.17:08]The speaker discusses how they feel about their friend Ludwig and his actions.

[1.16:49 - 1.17:32]The speaker expresses concern for Ludwig living alone and not socializing enough.

[1.16:55 - 1.18:37]The speaker reminisces about past memories, including one involving Carl Jacobs.

[1.17:32 - 1.17:59]The speaker expresses concern for Ludwig living alone and not socializing enough.

[1.18:37 - 1.19:38]The speaker talks about the lively atmosphere in the office and how they enjoy hanging out there.

[1.19:16 - 1.19:21]The speaker mentions how the podcast was formed due to the lack of access they had to Ludwig.

[1.19:22 - 1.21:30]The group jokes about not being invited for sleepovers at each other's houses.

[1.19:31 - 1.19:44]They mention going on a ski trip and having two bear mattresses

[1.19:45 - 1.20:04]They discuss the best house for a sleepover and mention a girlfriend and pets

[1.20:04 - 1.20:37]The speaker mentions the end of an episode and people watching it

[1.20:25 - 1.22:06]The group discusses the idea of hanging out as a job and how it has affected their friendship.

[1.20:38 - 1.20:43]The speaker is discussing a game and identifies someone named Danny

[1.20:43 - 1.21:53]They end the podcast and one person mentions playing a game with someone named Ludwig

[1.21:13 - 1.22:42]They suggest setting up a sleepover and discuss their difficulty accessing something

[1.21:25 - 1.22:13]The speaker mentions someone's initial investment in the podcast being 20,000 and debates if it was more

[1.21:30 - 1.21:59]The speaker mentions how the podcast was formed due to the lack of access they had to Ludwig.

[1.22:13 - 1.23:00]The speaker mentions the end of an episode and people watching it

[1.22:30 - 1.23:43]They discuss the possibility of a sleepover and mention going on x.com at 2am

[1.22:42 - 1.23:11]They discuss the best house for a sleepover and mention a girlfriend and pets

[1.23:18 - 1.23:24]The speaker mentions wanting to play video games and not wanting to socialize

[1.23:43 - 1.23:54]They discuss the possibility of a sleepover and mention going on x.com at 2am

[1.23:54 - 1.24:32]The speaker suggests talking about "grok" and mentions AI choosing the topic

[1.24:10 - 1.24:21]They discuss the possibility of a sleepover and mention going on x.com at 2am

[1.24:21 - 1.25:06]The speaker suggests talking about "grok" and mentions AI choosing the topic

[1.24:32 - 1.24:44]They debate having a sleepover and mention talking about crypto, investing, and hustling with AI's help

[1.25:06 - 1.26:25]The speaker mentions learning about a term called "munting" and debating its meaning

[1.25:24 - 1.26:40]They discuss the odds of a game and the possibility of doing something "gross"

[1.25:30 - 1.26:59]The speaker mentions learning about a term called "munting" and debating its meaning

[1.26:08 - 1.27:41]They discuss the odds of a game and the possibility of doing something "gross"

[1.27:00 - 1.27:06]The speaker mentions the end of an episode and people watching it

[1.27:18 - 1.27:52]They discuss having a full left to check and the possibility of having a sleepover

[1.27:54 - 1.28:19]They discuss the odds of a game and the possibility of doing something "gross"

[1.28:19 - 1.28:46]The speaker mentions the end of an episode and people watching it

[1.28:33 - 1.29:20]They mention the table and key art being done and recording the first episode of their campaign soon

[1.28:47 - 1.30:02]The speaker mentions new merch coming and a D&D update

[1.29:03 - 1.29:53]The speaker mentions the end of an episode and people watching it

[1.29:20 - 1.29:33]The speaker suggests a name for their campaign but others disagree

[1.30:02 - 1.30:30]The speaker is discussing a game and identifies someone named Danny