
SuperMegaCast - EP 350: My Best Friend Jesus


[01:07 - 01:15] The audio is a conversation between two men, Matt Watson and Ryan McGee, who host a podcast called "Super Mega Cast"


[02:50 - 02:56]They discuss good money habits and encourage listeners to sign up for a Chime checking account


[04:05 - 04:12]They joke about being "do-nothings" and "losers" with free time, but are grateful for their listeners


[06:02 - 06:09]Matt mentions making a new best friend, Jesus Christ, who he talks to every morning and night and who has helped him overcome temptations


[06:02 - 06:09]Ryan questions Matt's friendship with Jesus and they joke about who Jesus thinks is cooler


[06:23 - 06:28]They mention Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank, and is FDIC insured


[06:46 - 06:53]Matt surprises Ryan with a vial of poppers, but Ryan declines, saying he just got out of rehab for poppers addiction


[08:10 - 08:17]Matt claims Jesus gave him permission to speak on his behalf on the podcast


[00:00 - 08:17]The audio is a conversation between two men who host a podcast called "Super Mega Cast". They discuss good money habits and encourage listeners to sign up for a Chime checking account. They also joke about being "do-nothings" and "losers" with free time, but are grateful for their listeners. Matt surprises Ryan with a vial of poppers, but Ryan declines, saying he just got out of rehab for poppers addiction. Matt mentions making a new best friend, Jesus Christ, who he talks to every morning and night and who has helped him overcome temptations. Ryan questions Matt's friendship with Jesus and they joke about who Jesus thinks is cooler. Matt claims Jesus gave him permission to speak on his behalf on the podcast.


[08:20 - 08:29] Person is talking to someone who believes they can talk to Jesus Christ


[08:29 - 08:42]Person accuses other of using Jesus for attention and validation


[09:04 - 09:10]Discussion about beauty of female genitalia


[12:37 - 12:44]Person talks to someone who believes they can talk to Jesus


[13:11 - 13:18]Argument over who received more oral sex from multiple partners


[13:18 - 13:26]Accusation of using Jesus for attention


[13:27 - 13:34]Mention of other podcasts and guests


[14:58 - 15:04]Discussion about female genitalia and beauty


[15:23 - 15:35]Comparison of Joe Rogan to a scheming friend


[15:23 - 15:35]Comparison of Joe Rogan to a scheming friend


[15:59 - 16:10]Argument over who received more oral sex from multiple partners


[16:18 - 16:32]Surprise at how quickly Joe Rogan went from being nice to being disliked Summary:


[16:18 - 16:32]Mention of other podcasts and guests


[08:20 - 16:32]Surprise at how quickly Joe Rogan's reputation changed


[17:02 - 17:09]The speaker discusses a person who was not qualified for a boxing match.


[17:34 - 17:40]They reflect on the event and their own performance.


[17:58 - 18:04]They saved children's lives through the event.


[22:49 - 22:57]They joke about their friendship and the possibility of a secret communication with Jesus and the devil.


[22:49 - 22:57]They discuss the devil's past as the king of hell.


[23:52 - 24:01]They imagine a scenario where Bin Laden is exiled to a tropical resort.


[16:32 - 24:43]Overall, the speaker and their co-host discuss various topics in a lighthearted and humorous manner.


[24:44 - 24:50]Person expresses desire to see AI create a picture of Bin Laden.


[24:50 - 24:55]Person questions the whereabouts of Bin Laden's body.


[24:56 - 25:04]Person suggests hiring interns from Canada instead of using AI.


[25:25 - 25:32]Discussion about animation company and hiring in-house animators.


[25:33 - 25:42]Suggestion to outsource work to the Philippines.


[26:43 - 26:52]Mention of a drawing of Bin Laden on the beach by a friend.


[27:01 - 27:08]Reminder to not include negative stereotypes in the drawing.


[27:45 - 27:51]Clarification that the drawing is of a terrorist, not a Middle Eastern man.


[28:31 - 28:46]Discussion about a previous sketch involving Starbucks and ISIS.


[29:20 - 29:25]Mention of knowing a person named Isis.


[31:46 - 31:55]Discussion about the person introducing Isis to Matt Watson and Fort Buskas.


[31:59 - 32:04]Realization that Isis may have been using the person to get closer to Fort Buskas and Kyle Rittenhouse.


[24:44 - 32:45]Person discusses various topics, including AI, Bin Laden, outsourcing work, and a previous sketch involving Starbucks and ISIS. They also mention knowing a person named Isis who may have been using them to get closer to Fort Buskas and Kyle Rittenhouse.


[33:09 - 33:15]The speaker and their friend are discussing a mutual acquaintance, Toby, who recently went on vacation to Iraq.


[33:22 - 33:28]The speaker suggests that Toby's trip may have been a joke related to his name, Isis.


[36:38 - 36:50]The speaker clarifies that they do not actually like Rittenhouse and believe him to be a bad person.


[36:51 - 37:00]The speaker expresses frustration at Rittenhouse for not returning the items or responding to their attempts to contact him.


[37:01 - 37:06]The speaker then reveals that Rittenhouse owes them a copy of Pokemon Emerald and a Gameboy SP.


[37:24 - 37:42]The speaker then addresses those who have accused them of lying on their podcast and defends their stories as true and entertaining.


[37:56 - 38:03]The speaker and their friend recall a time when they were with Kyle Rittenhouse, who they describe as having a good jawline.


[37:56 - 38:03]The speaker and their friend make a joke about Rittenhouse's alleged sexual prowess.


[37:56 - 38:03]The speaker and their friend also mention that Rittenhouse has a reputation for something involving a "hog" and a "porcupid pig."


[38:44 - 38:55]They also make a joke about Judas betraying Jesus for 30 pieces of frankincense, which they mistakenly thought was a metal.


[39:51 - 40:00]The speaker then clarifies that frankincense is actually a liquid resin used in incense.


[40:38 - 40:47]They then joke about the idea of bringing incense and plants to a newborn baby in a manger.


[41:19 - 41:29]The speaker expresses a desire to be anointed with frankincense and mer at some point in the future.


[32:46 - 41:29]The speaker and their friend discuss their mutual acquaintance Toby and make a joke about his recent trip to Iraq. They then recall a time when they were with Kyle Rittenhouse and make jokes about his alleged sexual prowess. They clarify that they do not actually like Rittenhouse and reveal that he owes them a copy of Pokemon Emerald and a Gameboy SP. The speaker then defends their podcast against accusations of lying and makes a joke about Judas betraying Jesus for 30 pieces of frankincense. They clarify what frankincense actually is and joke about the idea of bringing it to a newborn baby in a manger. The speaker expresses a desire to be anointed with frankincense and mer in the future.


[41:41 - 41:48]Two people are having a conversation about water and poppers


[42:09 - 42:14]They mention Jesus Christ and Drake, making connections between the two


[44:04 - 44:14]They discuss the film Passion of the Christ and Billy Bob Thornton


[45:14 - 45:23]One person talks about feeling Jesus inside of them and making a joke about it


[47:08 - 47:14]They mention a show called "Righteous Gemstones" and suggest that they watch it


[48:12 - 48:17]One person is not a fan of Adam Devine


[48:51 - 48:56]They mention being an extra in a show in Charleston and meeting Danny McBride


[49:32 - 49:38]One person mistakenly thought Walton Goggins was on set but later realizes it was not him


[41:30 - 49:44]Two people have a conversation covering various topics such as water, poppers, Jesus Christ, Drake, Billy Bob Thornton, a show called "Righteous Gemstones," Adam Devine, being an extra in a show, and meeting Danny McBride and Walton Goggins. They also make jokes about Jesus and mention their dislike for Adam Devine.


[49:50 - 49:55] Characters named Walton and Danny McBride are competing for the role of Vice Principle.


[49:56 - 50:06]Adam Devine plays a youth pastor trying to be hip.


[50:29 - 50:36]Walton Goggins plays the best character, a sleezy old pastor named Baby Billy.


[51:23 - 51:30]The show is set in Charleston and features John Goodman.


[55:46 - 56:03]The hosts discuss their Patreon and the exclusive content available for patrons.


[55:46 - 56:03]The hosts encourage listeners to join their Patreon.


[56:17 - 56:23]The last line is a fan expressing their love for the podcast.


[56:17 - 56:23]Characters named Walton and Danny McBride competing for Vice Principle role


[56:17 - 56:23]Adam Devine plays a hip youth pastor


[57:04 - 57:11]They reveal they have been telling the truth the whole time because they were under the influence of truth serum.


[57:04 - 57:11]They reveal they have been telling the truth due to truth serum


[57:11 - 57:19]Despite this, they still may have exaggerated or made jokes.


[57:30 - 57:46]Hosts discuss Patreon and exclusive content for patrons


[57:30 - 57:46]Hosts encourage listeners to join Patreon


[57:30 - 57:46]Fan expresses love for podcast


[57:47 - 57:53]Walton Goggins plays a sleezy old pastor named Baby Billy


[57:47 - 57:53]Show is set in Charleston and features John Goodman


[49:44 - 57:58]The audio discusses the characters and plot of the show Righteous Gemstones, the actors involved, and the hosts' Patreon and exclusive content available for patrons. They reveal that they have been telling the truth the whole time due to being under the influence of truth serum. The last line is a fan expressing their love for the podcast.