[00:01 - 01:52]They discuss the episode number and how it coincides with the one year mark.

[01:27 - 03:40]Hasan says he prefers Slime's bald look over his hair.

[03:48 - 04:18]They mention the Australian boys leaving and why they left early.

[03:53 - 05:06]They discuss the episode number and how it coincides with the one year mark.

[04:18 - 07:32]They mention the Australian boys leaving and why they left early.

[05:55 - 06:28]Hasan talks about his nursing outfit and wanting to nurse someone back to health.

[06:28 - 08:43]Someone in the chat asks if Hasan likes women and he responds with a meme.

[07:02 - 07:44]They mention the Australian boys leaving and why they left early.

[07:32 - 07:50]Someone in the chat asks if Hasan likes women and he responds with a meme.

[08:43 - 08:58]They discuss the episode number and how it coincides with the one year mark.

[08:59 - 10:24]Hasan mentions getting a tetanus shot.

[09:18 - 09:53]They joke about Hasan not being able to live up to Mia's standards.

[09:53 - 09:59]The podcast is back and better than ever without Austin.

[09:59 - 10:10]Hasan mentions getting a tetanus shot.

[10:10 - 12:09]Hasan shows a video of a cute otter and talks about how Mia steals them.

[10:24 - 10:57]They talk about Mia's animals and how otters get euthanized.

[10:57 - 11:09]Hasan shows a video of a cute otter and talks about how Mia steals them.

[11:09 - 12:36]They talk about Mia's animals and how otters get euthanized.

[12:24 - 13:03]They joke about Hasan not being able to live up to Mia's standards.

[12:30 - 25:28]A group of people were talking about getting tetanus shots and the importance of vaccines.

[23:30 - 23:41]They discuss the possibility of getting Kana on the podcast and joke about connecting with her

[23:41 - 23:52]The co-host jokes about Austin being good at arguing on Twitter and editing videos

[23:52 - 24:31]The co-host jokes about needing to listen to it for the quiz

[24:31 - 24:46]They watch a clip of Ludwig interacting with the Tifa doll and making sexual jokes

[24:54 - 25:28]The co-host jokes about needing to listen to it for the quiz

[25:03 - 25:09]Ludwig's number one choice for a guest is Taylor Swift, but he also has a friend who doesn't like her

[25:28 - 25:59]The conversation then shifts to discussing Ludwig's recent health scare and his experience assembling the Tifa doll

[25:59 - 26:09]The co-host jokes about needing to listen to it for the quiz

[26:09 - 26:51]The co-host offers to bring snacks if they can get Nicholas Cage on the podcast

[26:51 - 28:33]Ludwig explains that he bought the doll through a March Madness-style bracket

[27:26 - 28:07]The co-host offers to bring snacks if they can get Nicholas Cage on the podcast

[28:07 - 28:16]Ludwig explains that he bought the doll through a March Madness-style bracket

[28:33 - 29:41]The conversation then moves on to discussing a recent trip to Japan that Ludwig and Kai took together

[28:39 - 28:44]Ludwig explains that he bought the doll through a March Madness-style bracket

[28:44 - 29:06]The co-host jokes about Austin being good at arguing on Twitter and editing videos

[29:06 - 29:23]Ludwig mentions that he has three unreleased videos and jokes about his editor, Austin, arguing with people on Twitter

[29:41 - 29:59]The conversation then moves on to discussing a recent trip to Japan that Ludwig and Kai took together

[29:59 - 30:04]The co-host suggests that they should try to get Kana on the podcast as a guest

[30:04 - 30:19]The co-host jokes about needing to listen to it for the quiz

[30:19 - 30:53]The conversation then moves on to discussing a recent video where Ludwig assembled a Tifa Lockhart sex doll

[31:06 - 31:22]The runner-up was the Tifa doll, which cost $2,300

[31:22 - 32:05]The co-host is surprised and jokes about Ludwig's wealth

[31:44 - 31:52]The conversation ends with the co-host mentioning that they need to "take care of themselves" and get a tetanus shot.

[32:05 - 32:29]They watch a clip of Ludwig interacting with the Tifa doll and making sexual jokes

[32:29 - 33:13]The conversation then moves on to discussing a recent video where Ludwig assembled a Tifa Lockhart sex doll

[32:44 - 33:20]They watch a clip from a recent vlog where Ludwig talks to Tifa and makes jokes

[32:49 - 33:03]The conversation ends with the co-host mentioning that they need to "take care of themselves" and get a tetanus shot.

[33:20 - 33:42]The co-host mentions that they should have a TikTok for the podcast, and Ludwig jokes about being gaslighted again

[33:28 - 33:34]Ludwig jokes about being gaslighted by the co-host and mentions that he does have a TikTok

[33:42 - 34:10]The co-host mentions that they should have a TikTok for the podcast, and Ludwig jokes about being gaslighted again

[34:12 - 34:35]The co-host suggests that Ludwig make a TikTok for fear and jokes about his previous TikTok videos

[34:46 - 35:43]They discuss the possibility of getting Kana on the podcast and joke about connecting with her

[35:43 - 36:35]The co-host also suggests trying to get Nicholas Cage on the podcast

[35:48 - 36:48]The co-host is excited about the potential for a Taylor Swift episode and mentions doing a quiz

[36:20 - 37:28]Ludwig mentions that he recently did an eight-hour lore session on Taylor Swift

[36:48 - 37:20]The co-host mentions that she has a friend who doesn't like Ludwig, but is excited about the potential for a Taylor Swift episode

[37:28 - 37:38]The co-host jokes about needing to listen to it for the quiz

[37:38 - 51:39]Person is researching hidden message in a Taylor Swift album

[50:55 - 51:39]The conversation turns to a discussion about driving long distances and getting tetanus shots.

[51:39 - 53:45]They discuss the death of Pat Robertson and his past comments about America deserving 9/11.

[52:19 - 54:11]They mention the possibility of a special episode for their one-year anniversary and make plans for when to record it.

[53:13 - 54:49]They go on to talk about the legend of "Jumbo," the nickname for Lyndon B. Johnson's large penis, and share stories about his behavior with it.

[54:26 - 57:17]They also mention Dick Cheney and his nickname "Big Dick Cheney," and discuss a photo of his penis that exists from his college days.

[55:14 - 58:25]They go on to talk about the legend of "Jumbo," the nickname for Lyndon B. Johnson's large penis, and share stories about his behavior with it.

[58:35 - 59:06]They also mention Dick Cheney and his nickname "Big Dick Cheney," and discuss a photo of his penis that exists from his college days.

[59:14 - 1.01:39]The hosts tease each other and make jokes about their own penis nicknames.

[1.01:39 - 1.02:55]The hosts discuss the possibility of doing an "America Me Up" segment on their show and make plans for the one-year anniversary of their podcast.

[1.01:48 - 1.01:58]The hosts tease each other and make jokes about their own penis nicknames.

[1.02:55 - 1.03:54]The conversation turns to a discussion about driving long distances and getting tetanus shots.