[00:00 - 00:36]Schlatt is asked a question about something embarrassing that Charlie and the speaker have planned.

[00:36 - 00:48]Schlatt shows a statue of a monkey with nuts and claims it will protect him.

[01:09 - 01:52]The podcast begins and Schlatt is eating chicken because he had a great dinner at a Korean BBQ restaurant.

[01:53 - 03:01]The speaker then explains the strategy of piling the meat into your mouth, but Schlatt says it's still raw on the plate and wouldn't have stopped him from leaving it.

[02:01 - 03:24]The speaker reveals that during Chuckle Week, they went to a Korean BBQ restaurant and discussed a strategy for getting rid of the meat.

[03:24 - 05:18]Schlatt gets angry and explains how he left the meat on the plate while it was still cooking and it got burnt.

[04:07 - 05:06]The waitress informs Schlatt of a surcharge for leaving meat on the plate, which he did.

[05:18 - 06:50]Schlatt gets angry and explains how he left the meat on the plate while it was still cooking and it got burnt.

[05:32 - 08:30]The speaker then explains the strategy of piling the meat into your mouth, but Schlatt says it's still raw on the plate and wouldn't have stopped him from leaving it.

[07:02 - 07:36]Suggestion to shovel food into one's mouth and then go to the bathroom to avoid paying for uneaten food.

[07:08 - 07:28]Mention of the narrator's love for beef and their disappointment in having to eat burnt meat.

[07:36 - 07:53]Description of a scenario where someone eats with a full mouth and then goes to the bathroom to spit it out.

[07:54 - 08:17]Schlatt is asked a question about something embarrassing that Charlie and the speaker have planned.

[07:54 - 08:17]Mention of someone in the group sharing a similar experience at a restaurant.

[08:17 - 09:30]Description of a scenario where someone eats with a full mouth and then goes to the bathroom to spit it out.

[08:24 - 08:52]Description of a specific incident at a Korean barbecue restaurant where the narrator was forced to eat burnt meat because they didn't finish it.

[08:59 - 09:04]Speculation on the reasoning behind the restaurant's policy.

[09:11 - 09:17]Suggestion to shovel food into one's mouth and then go to the bathroom to avoid paying for uneaten food.

[09:31 - 10:54]Discussion of a restaurant policy of charging for uneaten food.

[10:23 - 10:40]Discussion of the narrator's actions being driven by greed and possible punishment for sins.

[10:54 - 11:16]Description of a specific incident at a Korean barbecue restaurant where the narrator was forced to eat burnt meat because they didn't finish it.

[11:16 - 11:52]Mention of the narrator's love for beef and their disappointment in having to eat burnt meat.

[11:52 - 12:49]Description of a specific incident at a Korean barbecue restaurant where the narrator was forced to eat burnt meat because they didn't finish it.

[12:49 - 12:55]Discussion of the narrator's actions being driven by greed and possible punishment for sins.

[12:55 - 13:33]Mention of a restaurant in China that offers discounts based on the size of the customer and their ability to fit through metal bars.

[13:33 - 14:00]Speculation on the reasoning behind the restaurant's policy.

[14:00 - 14:19]Mention of body shaming and its potential impact on a business.

[14:19 - 15:58]A customer shares their positive experience using Hello Fresh while in college.

[15:58 - 17:47]The customer shares a story about being charged a surcharge at a restaurant for not finishing their food.

[17:47 - 17:57]The conversation turns to the death penalty and executions in Texas.

[17:57 - 18:13]The customer's favorite meal was pulled pork with pineapple salsa.

[18:13 - 18:20]The customer discusses their views on capitalism and tipping.

[18:20 - 19:22]The customer decides to leave a very small tip in response.

[19:22 - 22:05]The customer shares a story about being charged a surcharge at a restaurant for not finishing their food.

[22:05 - 22:58]The customer discusses their views on capitalism and tipping.

[22:58 - 24:02]Another customer shares a story about a waiter leaving their number on a check in lieu of a tip.

[24:02 - 24:43]The conversation turns to the death penalty and executions in Texas.

[24:17 - 25:11]The customer discusses their views on capitalism and tipping.

[25:11 - 25:31]The customer shares their personal tipping habits and their dislike for bag fees at grocery stores.

[25:31 - 25:39]Another customer shares a story about a waiter leaving their number on a check in lieu of a tip.

[25:39 - 26:08]The customer shares their personal tipping habits and their dislike for bag fees at grocery stores.

[26:08 - 28:19]They joke about being scared of teeter tottering and toppling over.

[28:19 - 29:06]They discuss spooky season and the fear of death.

[29:06 - 30:08]They mention a friend who actively looks for clowns in the woods.

[29:23 - 32:53]The conversation turns to the clown panic of 2016 and the speaker's fear of clowns.

[32:53 - 33:53]They mention a friend who actively looks for clowns in the woods.

[33:53 - 35:58]The conversation turns to the clown panic of 2016 and the speaker's fear of clowns.

[34:37 - 35:33]The speaker shares their fear of needles.

[35:58 - 37:23]They talk about a recent trip to Not Scary Farm and encountering a clown who broke character to ask about the speaker's job.

[37:23 - 37:37]The speaker shares their fear of needles.

[37:37 - 38:54]The speaker discusses their past fear of roller coasters and the ride they went on at Not Scary Farm.

[38:35 - 41:04]The speaker reflects on the fear and build-up to going on the ride.

[41:15 - 43:47]The speaker mentions an idea for a video involving rollercoasters.

[43:06 - 43:13]The conversation ends with the group jokingly discussing attending "clown school."

[43:13 - 44:38]The speaker reflects on the fear and build-up to going on the ride.

[44:38 - 47:12]The topic shifts to discussing fears, with the speaker expressing a fear of being forgotten or not leaving a lasting legacy.

[47:12 - 47:52]The conversation ends with the group jokingly discussing attending "clown school."

[47:52 - 51:40]The group discusses the possibility of humanity finding a way to move the Earth before it is consumed by the sun.

[50:34 - 51:18]The topic shifts to discussing fears, with the speaker expressing a fear of being forgotten or not leaving a lasting legacy.

[50:42 - 53:02]The group discusses the possibility of humanity finding a way to move the Earth before it is consumed by the sun.

[51:18 - 52:41]The ride launches and the speaker yells "fuck you" repeatedly.

[53:26 - 53:53]The conversation ends with the group jokingly discussing attending "clown school."