[00:00 - 00:15]Luke suggests starting the podcast with a cold open and then having an intro and music

[00:16 - 00:22]Matt is still talking while tucking in his shirt

[00:57 - 01:06]He mentions a guy he met at a bar who does liposuction from home and texts him at strange hours

[01:37 - 01:43]They discuss the possibility of the guy being from Indonesia and losing his accent

[02:32 - 02:41]They talk about the annoying yard work being done by their neighbors every Wednesday

[05:00 - 05:06]Matt's old trainer used to get mad at the yard workers for barging in while he was training

[05:38 - 05:44]They discuss receiving a call from their friend Alex Ernst, and Matt tells him off for hitting his back in a video

[06:53 - 07:01]Alex recommends using a Nettie pot for clearing out nasal congestion

[07:12 - 07:21]Matt shares his childhood experience of drinking water through his nose

[07:33 - 07:42]They both try to drink water through their noses using spoons

[00:00 - 07:48]The text is a conversation between Luke and Matt about various topics, including the start of the podcast, yard work, and nasal congestion.

[08:06 - 08:17] Excited about being able to play Sea of Thieves while laying in bed with a desk bed thing

[08:23 - 08:29]Considering getting a standing desk for home to play more Sea of Thieves on desktop

[08:35 - 08:42]Has clear spoon to see water on screen

[08:54 - 09:05]Contemplates getting a standing desk, then spills water through nose

[11:17 - 11:33]Tucker's clutter and recycling habits discussed

[12:02 - 12:32]Tucker's questionable artwork and current whereabouts mentioned

[14:50 - 15:01]Tucker's brother's death and possible funeral arrangements joked about

[15:24 - 15:31]Would prefer to be cremated on a cross rather than killed on one

[15:55 - 16:03]Humans still do fucked up shit, despite being in 21st century

[07:48 - 16:03]Excited about playing Sea of Thieves in bed with desk bed thing, considering getting standing desk for home, has clear spoon to see water on screen, discusses Tucker's clutter and recycling habits, mentions Tucker's questionable artwork and current whereabouts, jokes about Tucker's brother's death and possible funeral arrangements, would prefer to be cremated on a cross, comments on humans still doing fucked up shit despite being in 21st century.

[16:04 - 16:15] Person discusses seeing a post on Reddit about nature being amazing

[19:02 - 19:10]They discuss being friends and the first person coming to visit

[20:38 - 21:00]They mention questioning the other person's knowledge about it

[22:44 - 22:54]The first person expresses fear of dying and not knowing they are dead

[23:10 - 23:18]They discuss their blood types and the possibility of being an organ donor

[23:10 - 23:18]They call their mom to ask their blood type and joke about it

[23:10 - 23:18]They discuss different blood types and the anatomy of horseshoe crabs

[24:17 - 24:23]They joke about livestreaming the cremation with interactive elements

[24:23 - 24:32]The first person talks about being buried being expensive and suggests just being cremated instead

[24:32 - 24:39]The first person shares a personal experience of seeing a dead baby seal on the beach

[24:40 - 24:47]They mention the process of cremation and how long it takes

[16:04 - 24:47]Person discusses various topics with a friend, including Reddit posts, being buried vs cremated, blood types, and a personal experience with a dead baby seal.

[25:32 - 25:42] The speaker discusses a nightmare they had about being lost at sea.

[26:24 - 26:33]They describe a movie they saw about someone being lost in the Indian Ocean and how it inspired their dream.

[29:28 - 29:47]The speaker talks about a barbecue event they attended that turned out to be an NFT event.

[29:28 - 29:47]The speaker talks about a barbecue event they attended that turned out to be an NFT event.

[30:19 - 30:26]They mention a game at the event where attendees could win money and expensive NFTs.

[30:48 - 30:54]The speaker mentions the controversy surrounding the high energy usage of NFTs.

[32:11 - 32:21]The speaker shares their only consideration of buying an NFT from Rachel Dolezal.

[33:13 - 33:22]They briefly discuss the concept of NFTs and their use of blockchain technology.

[24:47 - 33:22]The speaker discusses various topics related to NFTs, including a nightmare about being lost at sea, an event they attended that turned out to be an NFT event, and their only consideration of buying an NFT from Rachel Dolezal. They also briefly discuss the concept and controversy surrounding NFTs and their use of blockchain technology.

[33:22 - 33:29]Person tweeted about making NFTs and asked about cryptocurrency

[33:30 - 33:38]They discuss the energy usage of both NFTs and cryptocurrency

[33:38 - 33:48]They discuss the potential longevity of NFTs and cryptocurrency

[34:21 - 34:28]They talk about the ability to change profile pictures on Twitter with NFTs

[36:25 - 36:43]They mention the South Carolina State Fair and its yearly incidents

[37:29 - 37:38]They discuss going to see the Minions movie and its soundtrack

[40:18 - 40:38]They mention MoviePass and its eventual downfall

[40:51 - 40:56]They discuss the predictions of individual streaming services for big companies

[41:04 - 41:09]They mention their own company and its potential changes

[41:49 - 41:58]Person leaves and returns with a shirt referencing Minority Report

[33:22 - 42:05]Person discusses NFTs, cryptocurrency, Twitter, the South Carolina State Fair, the Minions movie, MoviePass, individual streaming services, and their own company.

[48:48 - 48:57] The speaker discusses a meme called "Let's go Brandon"

[48:57 - 49:04]They discuss taking President Joseph Biden on a date

[49:20 - 49:26]The speaker suggests going to a theme park or horror movie because it can emotionally manipulate someone into feeling attached

[49:49 - 49:56]The speaker acknowledges that Biden may not be able to ride the roller coasters due to his age and health

[49:56 - 50:05]They specifically mention Six Flags and getting ice cream afterwards

[49:56 - 50:05]They mention that Biden loves ice cream

[50:05 - 50:21]The speaker explains the psychology behind why scary experiences can create feelings of attachment

[42:05 - 50:29]The speaker discusses a meme and suggests taking President Biden on a date to Six Flags and getting ice cream afterwards, explaining the psychology behind creating feelings of attachment through scary experiences.

[50:29 - 50:35]Six Flags has an intense roller coaster called X

[50:42 - 50:47]They plan to go to Magic Mountain together

[50:48 - 50:53]They discuss taking Joe Biden on the date and what they would do

[50:57 - 51:03]They talk about getting ice cream for Joe Biden because he loves it

[52:46 - 52:51]They plan to go to Chick-fil-A for dinner

[53:36 - 53:43]They mention the possibility of being invited to the White House

[53:43 - 54:01]They talk about going back to one of their places afterwards

[55:07 - 55:24]They discuss the movie "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"

[55:25 - 55:32]They talk about a failed attempt by Universal Studios to create a monster universe

[55:32 - 55:38]They mention Tom Cruise's role in the movie "The Mummy"

[58:19 - 58:27]They talk about a new Mission Impossible movie and Tom Cruise flying his own jet in it

[50:29 - 58:27]The individuals discuss going on a date to Six Flags and Magic Mountain, taking Joe Biden with them, getting ice cream and dinner, potentially going back to one of their places, and the possibility of being invited to the White House. They also discuss various movies and Tom Cruise's involvement in them.

[59:10 - 59:26]Person talking about their experience with flight simulator and their desire to get better at it

[59:49 - 1.00:11]Potential midlife crisis of getting a pilot's license

[59:49 - 1.00:11]Discussion of the process of getting and renewing a pilot's license

[1.00:11 - 1.00:17]Mention of trying to download it on their computer but it not working well

[1.02:38 - 1.02:54]Mention of the drug k2 and its effects

[1.03:38 - 1.03:44]Conversation about salvia and its effects

[1.04:08 - 1.04:15]Mention of a celebrity smoking salvia

[1.05:01 - 1.05:26]Brief discussion of Miley Cyrus and her wild phase

[1.06:01 - 1.06:27]Summary of the episode and mention of Patreon content

[58:27 - 1.06:28]Person talks about their experience with flight simulator, mentions trying to download it on their computer, discusses potential midlife crisis of getting a pilot's license, and has a conversation about drugs and celebrities before ending with a summary of the episode and Patreon content.