[00:00 - 01:38]Discussion about a shirt from Maine and climbing Cadillac Mountain

[00:31 - 02:17]Denial of being in Maine and accusations of being a poser

[00:59 - 03:06]Disagreement about fashion opinions

[01:38 - 04:19]Introduction to the "Chocolate Sandwich" podcast

[03:06 - 04:01]Discussion about a shirt from Maine and climbing Cadillac Mountain

[04:19 - 04:58]Fashion discussion about windbreaker pants and baggy jeans

[04:59 - 06:17]Green screen antics

[06:17 - 08:20]Disagreement about fashion opinions

[07:18 - 07:23]Discussion about Reddit and TikTok

[07:24 - 08:01]Listener question about bowling or mini golf

[07:30 - 09:07]Personal experience with candle pin bowling

[09:07 - 10:29]Listener question about bowling or mini golf

[09:56 - 12:17]Personal experience with candle pin bowling

[10:30 - 10:58]Listener question about bowling or mini golf

[11:51 - 11:57]Introduction to the "Chocolate Sandwich" podcast

[12:17 - 15:14]Discussion about golf and its perceived difficulty

[13:41 - 15:07]Theory that golf is rigged with wires

[15:14 - 15:45]The speaker talks about someone going somewhere and looking for something

[15:45 - 16:07]They move on to discuss wires and conspiracies in golf

[16:07 - 17:46]The speaker admits to liking mayo on McDonald's burgers

[17:02 - 18:47]The speaker has a hot take about not liking to drink milk after cereal

[18:12 - 18:40]They mention Taylor Swift and her boyfriend flying on private jets

[18:47 - 22:56]They discuss the government's stockpile of cheese in caves

[22:37 - 23:22]The speaker admits to liking mayo on McDonald's burgers

[23:22 - 24:07]They mention paying taxes and not wanting their money to go towards maintaining cheese caves

[24:07 - 25:27]The speaker talks about someone going somewhere and looking for something

[24:13 - 25:14]They mention paying taxes and not wanting their money to go towards maintaining cheese caves

[25:28 - 25:39]They discuss Tiger Woods and his car crash

[25:39 - 25:54]The speaker shares their love for orange sauces

[25:54 - 26:54]The speaker admits to liking mayo on McDonald's burgers

[26:20 - 28:29]The speaker talks about someone going somewhere and looking for something

[26:54 - 28:35]The speaker admits to liking mayo on McDonald's burgers

[27:39 - 28:51]The speaker shares their love for orange sauces

[28:13 - 28:51]The speaker introduces the topic of "boom boom sauce" and states that it "slaps"

[28:29 - 30:33]They discuss the importance of eating mozzarella sticks while they are hot

[29:15 - 30:49]The speaker then transitions to a discussion about the military and proposes a policy to increase funding for it

[31:32 - 32:24]They suggest using the funds to develop new technology, such as hover tanks

[32:30 - 33:00]The speaker then transitions to a discussion about the military and proposes a policy to increase funding for it

[33:00 - 34:08]They suggest using the funds to develop new technology, such as hover tanks

[33:19 - 34:28]The speaker introduces the topic of "boom boom sauce" and states that it "slaps"

[34:30 - 35:11]The speaker then addresses a listener named Grace, who asks about picking one's nose

[34:35 - 34:55]The speaker then argues that marinara sauce is not necessary for mozzarella sticks

[34:55 - 36:02]They discuss the importance of eating mozzarella sticks while they are hot

[35:11 - 35:55]They argue that it should be socially acceptable to pick one's nose, but not to touch things without washing one's hands afterwards

[36:37 - 37:16]The speaker then addresses a listener named Grace, who asks about picking one's nose

[37:18 - 38:06]The speaker then addresses Tucker, who is drinking from a Pizza Hut cup, and explains that it is actually a dining hall cup.

[38:06 - 40:32]The speaker argues that big cubes are the best for whiskey, but they also like "chewable" ice

[39:55 - 41:06]The speaker then addresses Tucker, who is drinking from a Pizza Hut cup, and explains that it is actually a dining hall cup.

[41:06 - 42:16]Schalt mentions buying a red cup from a site called "Webster on Store"

[42:01 - 44:53]Schalt discovers that Webster on Store sells a variety of items in bulk, including restaurant furniture

[42:28 - 45:09]Schalt mentions buying a red cup from a site called "Webster on Store"

[44:54 - 48:02]Schalt asks if anyone else had Uncle Magic perform at their birthday party and if his "magic trick" was just pouring coke into a cup

[45:23 - 47:05]Schalt and Tucker discuss an old commercial for Uncle Magic, a hip-hop magician who would perform at birthday parties

[46:15 - 46:26]Schalt asks if anyone else had Uncle Magic perform at their birthday party and if his "magic trick" was just pouring coke into a cup

[47:05 - 47:52]Schalt then mentions another local commercial for Jordan's Furniture, featuring a man with a ponytail

[47:39 - 51:02]Schalt asks if anyone else had Uncle Magic perform at their birthday party and if his "magic trick" was just pouring coke into a cup

[48:38 - 49:35]Schalt then mentions another local commercial for Jordan's Furniture, featuring a man with a ponytail

[50:23 - 51:44]Schalt asks if anyone else had Uncle Magic perform at their birthday party and if his "magic trick" was just pouring coke into a cup

[51:44 - 52:37]Ted explains that he was wearing daily contacts during the "Theo phase"

[51:57 - 54:03]The speaker and Tucker are discussing the importance of wearing glasses while driving.

[53:30 - 54:40]Tucker compliments the speaker's current look.

[54:40 - 55:34]They talk about the style of glasses they wear.

[55:03 - 58:30]Tucker compliments the speaker's current look.

[56:48 - 57:56]They talk about the style of glasses they wear.

[57:44 - 57:50]They have a conversation about facial hair and how it affects recognition.

[57:56 - 1.00:41]The speaker admits to being drunk and says he has people to kill.

[58:07 - 1.01:07]They have a conversation about facial hair and how it affects recognition.

[1.00:48 - 1.05:38]They discuss a woman named Grace who complains about the lack of convenience stores and gas stations in national parks.

[1.04:19 - 1.05:48]The speaker admits to being drunk and says he has people to kill.

[1.05:48 - 1.06:39]Tucker compliments the speaker's current look.