[00:00 - 00:31]They mention a person named MF and recall him as being funny and tall

[00:32 - 01:21]They joke about plants swallowing sunlight like cheese-its

[01:04 - 01:34]One person claims to be a plant expert and talks about chlorophyll

[01:34 - 02:16]They joke about high thoughts and historical figures having Twitter beef

[02:16 - 02:35]They discuss the use of eunuchs in ancient civilizations and one person mentions being a "royal eunuch"

[02:36 - 05:00]They joke about high thoughts and historical figures having Twitter beef

[03:49 - 04:43]They mention a game about defending the Aztecs from the Spanish conquistadors and a controversy surrounding it on Twitter

[04:43 - 06:05]They discuss the use of eunuchs in ancient civilizations and one person mentions being a "royal eunuch"

[06:05 - 07:12]One person claims to be a plant and jokes about being put in the sun to eat

[07:12 - 07:52]They discuss soccer and a recent incident involving a French player headbutting another player

[07:53 - 08:18]They mention a movie about Houdini and discuss the idea of a magician not dying

[08:07 - 08:13]They discuss soccer and a recent incident involving a French player headbutting another player

[08:19 - 08:50]They mention a movie about Houdini and discuss the idea of a magician not dying

[08:51 - 09:59]They mention a prankster named Mizzie and a show about real life GTA

[09:03 - 09:35]They mention a movie about Houdini and discuss the idea of a magician not dying

[09:03 - 11:01]They talk about a prankster who goes into people's homes and touches things

[09:09 - 11:44]They then mention the prefecture of Fukuoka, Japan and a bet they have with someone named American Pete

[09:48 - 11:01]They discuss the use of conductors on trains and joke about intruding in people's homes

[11:01 - 11:44]One person jokes about being the "Red Baron"

[11:21 - 12:34]The speaker sees a man with purple hair in Target and begins scanning their items

[11:44 - 11:56]Two individuals reminisce about a shared experience at ASU

[11:56 - 12:34]They mention someone named Brent and one person suggests not using any of the conversation on the podcast.

[12:34 - 12:59]One person claims to be a plant and jokes about being put in the sun to eat

[12:34 - 13:57]The speaker discusses having to walk 10k steps every day and trying to run a marathon

[12:41 - 14:19]They then mention the prefecture of Fukuoka, Japan and a bet they have with someone named American Pete

[13:07 - 13:14]They mention someone named Brent and one person suggests not using any of the conversation on the podcast.

[14:19 - 15:36]They talk about a prankster who goes into people's homes and touches things

[15:17 - 16:27]They then mention the prefecture of Fukuoka, Japan and a bet they have with someone named American Pete

[16:08 - 19:27]The speaker discusses having to walk 10k steps every day and trying to run a marathon

[18:02 - 19:07]The speaker discusses reaching their final episode and hitting 100

[19:27 - 20:39]The speaker sees a man with purple hair in Target and begins scanning their items

[20:27 - 23:11]Narrator describes the man as looking like a "battle clown" or someone recruited by the Joker

[20:32 - 20:57]Narrator sees a man with big purple hair and clown-like shoes at Target

[22:08 - 23:39]Narrator makes jokes about the man being a "liberal" and buying pride clothes and Bud Light

[23:26 - 24:41]Narrator feels uneasy but tries to maintain eye contact to appear confident

[23:51 - 25:13]Narrator's dog, Squeaks, interrupts the podcast and is mentioned throughout the conversation

[25:13 - 26:40]Narrator and friends discuss who would survive longer in a survival show, with Narrator claiming he would due to his love for the outdoors

[25:43 - 28:02]Narrator imagines what would happen if the man pulled out a weapon and decides to quickly leave the store

[26:52 - 29:30]Narrator and friends discuss who would survive longer in a survival show, with Narrator claiming he would due to his love for the outdoors

[27:14 - 28:09]Narrator feels uneasy but tries to maintain eye contact to appear confident

[29:06 - 30:06]Narrator and friends discuss who would survive longer in a survival show, with Narrator claiming he would due to his love for the outdoors

[30:06 - 32:07]Narrator describes the man as looking like a "battle clown" or someone recruited by the Joker

[30:24 - 31:49]Narrator promotes Mint Mobile and their affordable plans

[30:37 - 32:18]Narrator discusses Ryan Reynolds' past roles and his relationship with Blake Lively

[31:56 - 32:52]Narrator's dog, Squeaks, interrupts the podcast and is mentioned throughout the conversation

[32:18 - 34:24]Cutie runs a show called Master Baker, which features baking challenges.

[32:52 - 33:36]Narrator feels uneasy but tries to maintain eye contact to appear confident

[32:52 - 33:36]The food Slime made was often considered inedible.

[34:24 - 34:55]Slime struggled with baking and was saved by chat on the first two days.

[34:55 - 35:09]Cutie runs a show called Master Baker, which features baking challenges.

[35:10 - 36:33]Cutie asked Slime and another contestant, Myth, to be sous chefs on the final day.

[36:33 - 38:28]Slime struggled with baking and was saved by chat on the first two days.

[37:09 - 38:53]Slime and Myth had fun coming up with creative baking challenges, such as playing Melee while wearing a vape or stripping after losing a stock.

[38:06 - 39:11]Cutie asked Slime and another contestant, Myth, to be sous chefs on the final day.

[39:11 - 40:22]Slime and Myth had fun coming up with creative baking challenges, such as playing Melee while wearing a vape or stripping after losing a stock.

[39:17 - 40:33]Slime won the bracket and received a trophy at the birthday party event.

[40:22 - 40:41]Cutie asked Slime and another contestant, Myth, to be sous chefs on the final day.

[40:44 - 41:09]Slime and Myth had fun coming up with creative baking challenges, such as playing Melee while wearing a vape or stripping after losing a stock.

[41:10 - 41:59]Slime was relieved to not have to bake, but still faced pressure to help Myth win.

[41:24 - 43:09]Slime and Myth had fun coming up with creative baking challenges, such as playing Melee while wearing a vape or stripping after losing a stock.

[42:14 - 44:36]The bracket was seeded by a game called "Pizza's Choice" where contestants had to guess which straw was in which soda.

[43:46 - 44:43]Slime had competing obligations during the show, causing extra stress.

[44:20 - 45:10]Conversation between two individuals about a birthday party invite

[44:36 - 44:49]Discussion about how one of the individuals got on another's ass about attending a party

[44:44 - 45:58]The bracket was seeded by a game called "Pizza's Choice" where contestants had to guess which straw was in which soda.

[45:10 - 46:32]Mention of "pizza boy" being a guest on a podcast and being described as kind and encouraging

[45:30 - 45:43]One individual reflects on how pizza boy is the ideal type of person to be in life

[45:58 - 48:41]Conversation shifts to describing each other's personalities and how they would be described at parties

[47:23 - 48:32]Mention of the individual's fear of someone being mean to their friends when dating

[47:49 - 49:07]Mention of a previous incident involving someone pooping in the office bathroom

[48:43 - 50:22]Mention of a girl named Jessie coming over and being introduced to the other individual in their underwear

[48:55 - 49:59]Conversation about the girl's reaction and how it was not negative

[49:31 - 50:45]Mention of a previous incident involving someone pooping in the office bathroom

[49:38 - 50:51]Conversation about the girl's reaction and how it was not negative

[50:51 - 52:38]Conversation shifts to describing each other's personalities and how they would be described at parties

[51:33 - 53:05]Mention of needing to practice and train for the pyramid formation

[51:46 - 52:43]Discussion about a possible pyramid formation at a wedding and who would be the base

[53:06 - 55:04]Conversation about who would be the "face" of the pyramid and potentially farting during the ceremony

[54:46 - 55:41]Mention of a previous incident involving someone pooping in the office bathroom

[55:04 - 55:10]One individual reflects on how pizza boy is the ideal type of person to be in life

[55:22 - 58:00]Mention of a previous incident involving someone pooping in the office bathroom

[56:41 - 58:13]Brief conversation with a guest about dunking and how it can only be done in private.

[57:19 - 58:50]Discussion about how one of the individuals got on another's ass about attending a party

[57:19 - 58:50]Ludwig and the others engage in casual conversation about a kid and their cuteness

[57:25 - 58:24]Mention of someone getting mad about a "trophy"

[57:37 - 58:24]They talk about a game show and a lost bet

[58:50 - 1.00:06]The conversation shifts to a toilet that has not been flushed for three weeks and the person responsible for fixing it

[1.00:06 - 1.01:27]The conversation ends with a reference to financial forensics and a joke about not doing it.

[1.01:00 - 1.03:09]They discuss a meal delivery service called Factor and its benefits

[1.03:09 - 1.04:40]Ludwig and the others engage in casual conversation about a kid and their cuteness

[1.04:07 - 1.06:43]They discuss the concept of "No Ban June" and its effects on the streamer's mental health and behavior

[1.04:15 - 1.06:30]Ludwig and the others engage in casual conversation about a kid and their cuteness

[1.06:31 - 1.08:59]The conversation returns to the topic of Ludwig and his streaming habits, particularly his tendency to ban people in his chat

[1.07:49 - 1.09:57]Ludwig and the others engage in casual conversation about a kid and their cuteness

[1.07:59 - 1.09:51]The conversation ends with a reference to financial forensics and a joke about not doing it.

[1.09:37 - 1.10:50]The conversation returns to the topic of Ludwig and his streaming habits, particularly his tendency to ban people in his chat

[1.10:51 - 1.13:29]The speaker and another person discuss their ranks and how close they are to reaching a higher rank.

[1.12:40 - 1.14:42]They discuss the ranking system in various games and how difficult it is to climb ranks.

[1.13:55 - 1.17:26]The speaker talks about beating a game and starting a new one.

[1.17:08 - 1.19:27]The conversation shifts to discussing the legality of criticizing the king in the Netherlands.

[1.18:20 - 1.19:33]They discuss a potential smashboxing event in Washington and the legality of fighting with consent.

[1.19:33 - 1.20:32]The speaker and another person discuss their ranks and how close they are to reaching a higher rank.

[1.19:33 - 1.20:32]The speaker talks about potentially fighting someone named Aiden in different locations, including a podcast and a bathroom.

[1.19:39 - 1.20:18]The speaker mentions their job and how their main goal is to win.

[1.19:47 - 1.20:05]They joke about fighting in a building with a California labor laws poster on the wall and the speaker's boss beating them up.

[1.20:32 - 1.22:27]They recall a kid named Gus who was bullied and given a swirly.

[1.20:32 - 1.22:49]The speaker talks about finishing a bowl of water in a toilet.

[1.20:52 - 1.21:54]They remember a field trip from fourth grade where they got to sleep in a museum and make a joke about it potentially influencing their love for sleeping on the ground.

[1.22:14 - 1.22:49]The speaker talks about potentially fighting someone named Aiden in different locations, including a podcast and a bathroom.

[1.22:51 - 1.25:20]The speaker's friend, Mitch, drove a BMW in high school and dated a girl named Sam, who the speaker also had a crush on.

[1.22:58 - 1.23:37]The speaker concludes with a life lesson about striking out and how it doesn't matter as long as you stay true to yourself.

[1.25:20 - 1.28:16]The speaker's friend, Mitch, drove a BMW in high school and dated a girl named Sam, who the speaker also had a crush on.

[1.26:47 - 1.27:38]They remember a field trip from fourth grade where they got to sleep in a museum and make a joke about it potentially influencing their love for sleeping on the ground.

[1.26:52 - 1.29:27]The conversation then shifts to discussing a car that one of the hosts owned and received a superlative for

[1.27:38 - 1.28:09]The speaker's friend, Mitch, drove a BMW in high school and dated a girl named Sam, who the speaker also had a crush on.

[1.28:16 - 1.29:57]The speaker and Sam start dating, but it doesn't last long as Sam ends up dating Mitch for the next four years.

[1.28:40 - 1.29:51]The speaker concludes with a life lesson about striking out and how it doesn't matter as long as you stay true to yourself.

[1.29:27 - 1.29:57]They discuss a real-life "uphouse" that an old woman refused to sell despite a big construction project happening around it

[1.29:33 - 1.31:26]The speaker's friend, Mitch, drove a BMW in high school and dated a girl named Sam, who the speaker also had a crush on.

[1.29:58 - 1.31:33]The conversation then shifts to discussing a car that one of the hosts owned and received a superlative for

[1.30:47 - 1.33:30]They joke about how lame the superlative is and how it would be awkward to say as an adult

[1.31:33 - 1.33:08]They discuss the mechanics of how a toilet flushes and if peeing hard enough could cause problems

[1.32:40 - 1.34:04]They talk about a toilet that is disconnected and the possibility that one of their contractors may have pooped in it

[1.33:44 - 1.37:07]The conversation turns to domain squatting and how someone can make money off of selling OG usernames for games

[1.33:58 - 1.34:55]The speaker mentions importing torches and the microsponer.

[1.34:55 - 1.35:43]The speaker believes that property owners have the most at stake and should be considered the prequel of wealthy individuals.

[1.35:14 - 1.36:55]One of the hosts mentions selling their Twitter handle, but the other host says they can't because the company owns the rights to the brand

[1.35:44 - 1.36:32]They give a shout out to brave Muja Hadin landlords squatting on Afghan territory.

[1.36:32 - 1.37:07]The speaker believes that property owners have the most at stake and should be considered the prequel of wealthy individuals.

[1.36:32 - 1.38:23]They discuss a real-life "uphouse" that an old woman refused to sell despite a big construction project happening around it

[1.36:48 - 1.38:49]The speaker mentions importing torches and the microsponer.

[1.37:07 - 1.37:49]One of the hosts mentions selling their Twitter handle, but the other host says they can't because the company owns the rights to the brand

[1.37:54 - 1.39:29]They discuss a real-life "uphouse" that an old woman refused to sell despite a big construction project happening around it

[1.38:37 - 1.39:29]The speaker believes that property owners have the most at stake and should be considered the prequel of wealthy individuals.

[1.39:30 - 1.40:42]The conversation ends with a discussion about a Patreon and bonus episodes, and the host needing to pee really badly.

[1.40:16 - 1.40:39]They joke about how lame the superlative is and how it would be awkward to say as an adult