[00:00 - 00:25]The speaker has recently started cooking for themselves

[00:25 - 00:43]The speaker reveals they have started a bean-based diet and bought various types of beans from the grocery store

[00:43 - 01:22]The listener jokes about the speaker being from "bean-town" and the conversation turns to fried beans

[00:50 - 02:35]The speaker reveals they have started a bean-based diet and bought various types of beans from the grocery store

[02:36 - 04:22]The listener jokes about the speaker being from "bean-town" and the conversation turns to fried beans

[02:44 - 04:17]The speaker has recently started cooking for themselves

[03:53 - 05:17]The speaker is surprised and asks questions about the chef's schedule and living conditions

[05:18 - 06:55]The listener jokes about the speaker being from "bean-town" and the conversation turns to fried beans

[05:30 - 07:03]The speaker is surprised and asks questions about the chef's schedule and living conditions

[06:21 - 08:10]The listener admits to having a private chef who preps meals for the week

[07:45 - 09:36]The speaker is surprised and asks questions about the chef's schedule and living conditions

[08:16 - 10:34]The listener admits to having a private chef who preps meals for the week

[09:30 - 09:42]The speaker decided to commit to using probiotics after realizing it made more sense.

[09:42 - 09:50]They mention having cummies (a sauce) on their chicken.

[09:51 - 10:54]The speaker suggests they may be eating cummies.

[10:15 - 11:22]The speaker mentions Schlad could talk about cummies for hours.

[10:29 - 11:31]Schlad talks about starting probiotics and feeling better.

[11:03 - 11:17]The speaker mentions Schlad could talk about cummies for hours.

[11:31 - 13:10]The speaker mentions drinking kombucha and taking probiotic pills.

[13:10 - 13:51]Schlad talks about making concoctions with his Bionicle toys as a child.

[13:26 - 13:57]They talk about audio listeners and mention having cummies in their tummy.

[13:57 - 15:23]Schlad talks about making concoctions with his Bionicle toys as a child.

[15:27 - 16:18]Schlad talks about starting probiotics and feeling better.

[15:33 - 15:59]The speaker mentions Schlad could talk about cummies for hours.

[15:40 - 16:06]Schlad talks about making concoctions with his Bionicle toys as a child.

[16:18 - 16:42]The conversation turns back to probiotics and their effects on shitting.

[16:26 - 16:32]The speaker has been using probiotics for a couple of weeks.

[16:44 - 18:39]They mention a Tibetan sky burial practice where corpses are left on mountaintops to be eaten by scavenging animals.

[18:46 - 19:45]The speaker suggests that probiotics can help the ravens who eat their body after death have good shits.

[19:11 - 19:26]The conversation turns back to probiotics and their effects on shitting.

[19:45 - 21:34]The group discusses different names for probiotics, including "enblegam," "exdalox," "zambulagam," and "jablegam."

[20:19 - 21:28]The conversation begins with the topic of probiotics and the difficulty of coming up with creative names for them.

[21:00 - 21:13]The conversation ends with a mention of a restaurant in Las Vegas called the Heart Attack Grill, known for its extremely unhealthy food options and the deaths of some customers.

[21:34 - 22:08]The conversation begins with the topic of probiotics and the difficulty of coming up with creative names for them.

[22:08 - 23:25]One member admits to ordering food often, but tries to make healthier choices, such as acai bowls or burritos.

[22:16 - 24:26]They discuss the difficulty of maintaining a healthy diet while consistently ordering food, as it often leads to unhealthy choices.

[24:09 - 24:55]The group mentions a sandwich place called Fat Sal's in LA that sells very large and caloric sandwiches.

[24:43 - 25:15]The conversation then shifts to their food habits and the challenges of cooking for oneself, including the burden of dishes.

[25:01 - 26:08]The group discusses different names for probiotics, including "enblegam," "exdalox," "zambulagam," and "jablegam."

[26:09 - 27:15]The conversation begins with the topic of probiotics and the difficulty of coming up with creative names for them.

[27:15 - 28:55]They describe some of the sandwiches, including the Fat Texas and the Fat Sal, and admit to having tried them multiple times.

[28:55 - 30:01]The group mentions a sandwich place called Fat Sal's in LA that sells very large and caloric sandwiches.

[30:02 - 30:50]The conversation ends with a mention of a restaurant in Las Vegas called the Heart Attack Grill, known for its extremely unhealthy food options and the deaths of some customers.

[30:02 - 30:59]A restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill in Scottsdale, Arizona is described.

[30:12 - 30:50]The speaker jokes about exaggerating their weight to get free food at the restaurant.

[31:00 - 31:45]A specific sandwich, the "octuple bypass burger," is described.

[31:46 - 32:46]The menu includes burgers with up to 8,000 calories and other high-fat and high-sugar items.

[32:16 - 33:27]A specific sandwich, the "octuple bypass burger," is described.

[33:11 - 34:37]The speaker jokes about exaggerating their weight to get free food at the restaurant.

[33:44 - 34:47]A specific sandwich, the "octuple bypass burger," is described.

[34:47 - 35:00]The deaths and illnesses associated with the restaurant are mentioned.

[35:01 - 35:45]A restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill in Scottsdale, Arizona is described.

[35:11 - 35:20]The deaths and illnesses associated with the restaurant are mentioned.

[35:47 - 35:57]The speaker expresses shock and disgust at the concept of the restaurant.

[35:57 - 36:30]The idea of making a video at the restaurant is suggested.

[36:31 - 37:37]The speaker jokes about exaggerating their weight to get free food at the restaurant.

[37:37 - 39:03]The menu includes burgers with up to 8,000 calories and other high-fat and high-sugar items.

[37:51 - 37:59]The appeal of the restaurant and its offerings is questioned.

[37:59 - 39:20]The speaker describes a restaurant in Vermont that serves fried kale and goat cheese.

[38:05 - 38:57]A specific sandwich, the "octuple bypass burger," is described.

[39:20 - 40:38]A joke is made about goat cheese being equivalent to goat dick cheese.

[39:58 - 40:13]The speaker jokes about Kirby swallowing a box cutter knife.

[40:39 - 41:26]A movie or show involving small creatures is mentioned, but the name is not remembered.

[41:50 - 41:57]A new mode for the character Kirby in the game "Big Mouth" is described.

[41:59 - 43:03]The speaker jokes about Kirby swallowing a box cutter knife.

[41:59 - 43:22]They start talking about Kirby as a foreskin

[43:22 - 44:32]They speculate on the possibility of "trace," "quattro," and higher numbers

[43:31 - 45:26]Someone mentions "five skin"

[44:21 - 46:58]They discuss the existence of "dose," a card game

[46:58 - 49:06]One host mentions transitioning into collecting their childhood influences.

[48:15 - 48:44]They stopped the podcast on Go Dick Cheese

[48:54 - 51:08]One host mentions transitioning into collecting their childhood influences.

[49:27 - 51:16]They discuss the existence of "dose," a card game

[50:46 - 54:26]One host says their passion is power and the other says it is creating something they are proud of

[54:27 - 54:49]One host mentions transitioning into collecting their childhood influences.

[54:27 - 55:24]The person plans to dehydrate their childhood heroes and store them in a room with tubes.

[55:24 - 55:56]They then discuss another "would you rather" about falling down a giant cheese grater into a pool of hand sanitizer or getting shot in both knees.

[55:39 - 56:26]They talk about a "would you rather" game and discuss options about shitting every five minutes or never shitting but feeling constipated.

[57:20 - 1.01:49]They then discuss another "would you rather" about falling down a giant cheese grater into a pool of hand sanitizer or getting shot in both knees.

[1.01:50 - 1.04:14]They thank those who purchased their anniversary merch and end the podcast with a humorous slogan about antibiotics.

[1.01:56 - 1.03:28]They then discuss another "would you rather" about falling down a giant cheese grater into a pool of hand sanitizer or getting shot in both knees.

[1.03:55 - 1.04:29]They thank those who purchased their anniversary merch and end the podcast with a humorous slogan about antibiotics.