[00:16 - 02:54]The speaker introduces themselves and talks about their intro.

[00:25 - 01:31]The speaker promotes a comic book and encourages listeners to purchase it.

[01:31 - 04:06]The speaker and their guest discuss comedy shows and their experiences attending them.

[04:06 - 05:30]The episode begins and the speaker and their guests discuss a variety of topics.

[05:18 - 05:58]Summer is approaching and the speaker talks about cracking a beer and relaxing.

[06:05 - 07:07]The speaker mentions their upcoming proposal and jokes about saying "my wife."

[07:47 - 08:25]The guest shares a joke they wrote about abortion that was similar to one the speaker had previously told.

[07:54 - 10:36]The speaker's guest talks about their experience with a lawsuit and shares some interesting facts about taxes.

[08:26 - 09:21]The guest shares a joke they wrote about abortion that was similar to one the speaker had previously told.

[10:07 - 11:51]The episode begins and the speaker and their guests discuss a variety of topics.

[11:14 - 15:21]The speaker and their guest discuss comedy shows and their experiences attending them.

[15:21 - 16:58]The guest shares a joke they wrote about abortion that was similar to one the speaker had previously told.

[17:00 - 17:10]Mention of babies throwing hands and speaking sign language.

[17:10 - 17:16]Parents ask if it is weird to cream pie a pregnant wife

[17:16 - 17:53]Joke about womb being like a kangaroo pouch

[18:33 - 19:36]Discussion about science fair event called "Open Sauce"

[18:58 - 20:23]Mention of babies throwing hands and speaking sign language.

[19:39 - 20:02]Mention of going on a motorcycle trip after attending event

[20:02 - 20:28]Joke about a marsupial's cooch

[20:29 - 21:04]Joke about building a mech suit for the baby

[21:04 - 22:00]Mention of hiring a guy named Alex for live streaming

[21:17 - 21:28]Joke about building a mech suit for the baby

[22:00 - 22:17]Discussion about chaos and excitement at the event

[22:17 - 22:38]Mention of babies throwing hands and speaking sign language.

[22:25 - 22:50]Joke about joke being funnier when pregnant daughter is in womb

[22:50 - 24:16]Excitement over attending Open Sauce event in San Francisco

[23:00 - 23:21]Mention of babies throwing hands and speaking sign language.

[24:16 - 25:30]Description of Open Sauce event having hundreds of exhibits of cool machines and inventions

[25:31 - 26:26]Comment about being able to see cool things at the event

[25:39 - 26:02]Joke about building a mech suit for the baby

[26:26 - 27:12]Mention of possibility of live streaming the event

[26:36 - 26:48]Excitement over attending Open Sauce event in San Francisco

[26:48 - 27:48]Mention of hiring a guy named Alex for live streaming

[27:27 - 28:43]Question about having a baby while also making online videos

[27:48 - 28:08]Joke about womb being like a kangaroo pouch

[28:32 - 30:09]Joke about building a mech suit for the baby

[28:43 - 29:04]Honest answer about the difficulty and distraction of having a baby

[29:19 - 29:49]Mention of baby becoming more interesting and recognizing parents at around 6 months old

[30:09 - 32:16]Mention of babies throwing hands and speaking sign language.

[30:16 - 30:57]Idea about connecting babies' brains to control fighting robots

[30:58 - 31:37]Mention of babies throwing hands and speaking sign language.

[31:17 - 32:29]The speaker mentions talking to babies differently than talking to adults.

[31:25 - 33:24]They discuss cursing at fifth graders and the appropriateness of it.

[33:24 - 35:02]The speaker talks about hanging out with a family at Disney and interacting with their young children.

[35:18 - 35:54]The speaker mentions talking to babies differently than talking to adults.

[35:54 - 36:06]The speaker then shares their focus on the feud as their current priority.

[36:06 - 38:10]They mention having secret kids and the social stigma surrounding it.

[37:31 - 40:08]The speaker and others discuss the ongoing feud between Drake and Kendrick Lamar.

[37:58 - 39:58]They briefly mention a video about the feud and the speaker's love for video game music.

[39:12 - 39:37]They return to discussing the feud and the speaker's work on it.

[40:08 - 42:45]The group then segues into an ad for MeUndies, discussing the comfort and affordability of the products.

[42:45 - 44:24]The speaker talks about hanging out with a family at Disney and interacting with their young children.

[42:45 - 44:24]A group of friends discuss events and compare them to crashing an airplane, with the goal of landing as softly as possible

[43:13 - 43:49]The conversation shifts to the 9/11 terrorist attacks and how only half the training was needed to carry out the attack

[43:32 - 45:07]The speaker then shares their focus on the feud as their current priority.

[44:33 - 46:17]One person shares a story about how they were told they couldn't do something and it motivated them to prove the person wrong

[44:56 - 45:52]They discuss their friend Niall Rad and how he initially didn't think their idea was interesting, but later supported it

[45:34 - 47:15]One person shares a story about how they almost revealed a big secret and then awkwardly changed the subject

[46:17 - 47:08]A group of friends discuss events and compare them to crashing an airplane, with the goal of landing as softly as possible

[47:15 - 48:18]They talk about skateboarding accidents and dental work, and one person reveals they are spite driven

[48:30 - 49:45]One person shares a story about how they were told they couldn't do something and it motivated them to prove the person wrong

[49:13 - 50:04]The conversation shifts to their friend Kevin, also known as the Backyard Scientist, who is considered to be Will's best friend

[50:05 - 50:56]One person mentions taking a massive dump and their phone being dry

[50:05 - 54:08]One person shares a story about how they almost revealed a big secret and then awkwardly changed the subject

[50:10 - 53:11]One person admits to having a poop stain in a rarely used bathroom

[52:51 - 55:03]One person compliments someone else on their glasses and asks if they can try them on, to which the person agrees

[53:19 - 54:19]They discuss how hard it is to poop on a toilet seat and the use of a squatting potty

[53:44 - 54:01]Two people are having a conversation about pooping and sharing pictures of their poop

[54:08 - 56:36]One person shares a story about how they were told they couldn't do something and it motivated them to prove the person wrong

[54:19 - 55:54]They discuss how hard it is to poop on a toilet seat and the use of a squatting potty

[54:19 - 56:30]A group of friends discuss events and compare them to crashing an airplane, with the goal of landing as softly as possible

[55:54 - 57:08]They come up with ideas for a laser bidet, a carbonated bidet, and a contest to see who can make the biggest poop

[56:31 - 57:48]They also mention the dangers of boofing and butt chugging alcohol

[57:49 - 1.00:12]Two individuals discuss their previous jobs in the science and engineering fields.

[59:05 - 59:21]They discuss the bidding process for government contracts and the use of private companies for these projects.

[59:44 - 1.01:06]They both previously worked in the defense industry, specifically on projects related to the F-35 fighter jet.

[1.00:42 - 1.02:05]The other individual discusses a comedian friend who also had a run-in with the authorities due to a joke about TSA.

[1.01:48 - 1.03:28]They discuss the safety concerns and potential health risks associated with various jobs, such as working with x-rays or spending a lot of time on airplanes.

[1.02:12 - 1.02:38]The conversation shifts to the topic of aging and the speaker's skincare routine.

[1.02:39 - 1.03:11]The speaker then talks about a video where a police officer gets hit by a baseball during a game and starts shooting his gun.

[1.03:11 - 1.04:37]The speaker mentions a similar incident involving an acorn falling on a police car and the officer reacting violently.

[1.03:28 - 1.04:37]The other individual discusses a comedian friend who also had a run-in with the authorities due to a joke about TSA.

[1.04:03 - 1.05:57]One individual recounts a visit from Homeland Security due to being targeted by hackers.

[1.04:23 - 1.05:43]The other individual discusses a comedian friend who also had a run-in with the authorities due to a joke about TSA.

[1.04:37 - 1.07:07]The speaker is discussing a scenario where he answered the door to find two men, presumably police officers.

[1.05:25 - 1.06:47]One individual recounts a visit from Homeland Security due to being targeted by hackers.

[1.06:47 - 1.07:22]The other individual discusses a comedian friend who also had a run-in with the authorities due to a joke about TSA.

[1.07:07 - 1.07:14]One individual recounts a visit from Homeland Security due to being targeted by hackers.

[1.07:07 - 1.07:34]The speaker then talks about a video where a police officer gets hit by a baseball during a game and starts shooting his gun.

[1.07:22 - 1.08:25]The other individual discusses a comedian friend who also had a run-in with the authorities due to a joke about TSA.

[1.07:22 - 1.09:20]The speaker is discussing a scenario where he answered the door to find two men, presumably police officers.

[1.07:29 - 1.09:15]They end the conversation by mentioning a recent news story about Burlington co-factors.

[1.07:56 - 1.09:03]The other individual discusses a comedian friend who also had a run-in with the authorities due to a joke about TSA.

[1.08:32 - 1.09:55]The speaker then talks about a video where a police officer gets hit by a baseball during a game and starts shooting his gun.

[1.09:57 - 1.12:33]The conversation shifts to the topic of aging and the speaker's skincare routine.

[1.12:16 - 1.13:31]The topic of cutting off one's penis for money is brought up.

[1.12:47 - 1.13:31]Upon waking, the speaker was grateful for his current reality with his girlfriend.

[1.13:33 - 1.15:10]The speaker discusses a video he made with Mr. Beast that was never published

[1.13:40 - 1.18:09]The speaker slept in Mr. Beast's room and observed him playing the game

[1.15:33 - 1.17:11]Mr. Beast's obsession with the game was his source of satisfaction

[1.17:19 - 1.19:04]The speaker did not want to make a video about Mr. Beast's personal life without his consent

[1.19:04 - 1.20:54]The speaker and Mr. Beast rented a raccoon for a video, but it was not well-behaved

[1.20:11 - 1.23:22]The speaker shares a video of monkeys sucking each other off, causing laughter

[1.22:29 - 1.25:09]The speaker had a dream that felt like a year had passed in which his girlfriend dumped him

[1.23:22 - 1.24:57]Upon waking, the speaker was grateful for his current reality with his girlfriend.

[1.24:14 - 1.25:57]The conversation shifts to discussing memories and experiences with a two-year-old child

[1.24:21 - 1.27:22]The speaker and others talk about a dog they want to murder

[1.26:05 - 1.30:48]They talk about having a baby and how it would affect their work

[1.31:28 - 1.33:25]The conversation shifts to discussing memories and experiences with a two-year-old child

[1.32:50 - 1.34:16]The speaker recalls a time when they were mistaken for the parents of an Asian child and encountered a fan of their podcast

[1.34:16 - 1.36:48]The speaker promotes their website and offers a discount code for listeners.