[00:00 - 00:07]The episode begins with a discussion about being called a "son of a bitch" and the technical meanings of "bastard" and "bitch."

[01:36 - 01:41]The hosts talk about a watch that they both own and its connection to Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden.

[03:47 - 03:53]They discuss the recent 9-11 anniversary and the memorial in New York.

[05:04 - 05:10]The hosts make jokes about other historical attacks and disasters.

[05:17 - 05:22]The hosts summarize their discussion about the watch and its connections to terrorism.

[07:11 - 07:17]They mention a recent heat wave in their area.

[00:00 - 07:29]Overall, the hosts discuss various topics including profanity, technical terms, terrorism, and natural disasters.

[07:29 - 07:36]The speaker discusses the weather, including humidity and recent rain from a tropical storm in Mexico.

[07:49 - 07:55]They mention seeing heat lightning during a recent heat wave.

[08:22 - 08:29]The conversation shifts to discussing a man named Root Putty, who makes fart videos for a living and consumes protein shakes to create more farts.

[09:05 - 09:11]The speaker and their friend subscribed to Root Putty's OnlyFans, which also features videos of him defecating.

[09:11 - 09:19]They mention a potential upset stomach from consuming carbonated drinks and a protein shake.

[10:16 - 10:37]They briefly mention a man named Tom Pearl who was involved in a previous podcast episode, but his videos have since been deleted.

[10:16 - 10:37]The speaker recalls finding Tom Pearl's videos and discussing them on the podcast, to the dismay of some viewers.

[12:58 - 13:11]The conversation shifts to discussing a video from Japan that the speaker showed their friend, featuring a woman defecating on a plate and feeding it to a man.

[14:00 - 14:11]They mention being shocked by the content they saw in Japanese porn shops.

[14:11 - 14:27]The speaker mentions their past interest in watching shocking and disturbing content, such as on a subreddit for watching people die.

[07:29 - 14:34]The speaker discusses recent weather, a man who makes fart videos, a previous podcast episode involving a man named Tom Pearl, and their past interest in watching shocking content. They also mention a video from Japan featuring shocking content.

[14:34 - 14:44]The speaker discusses their memories of watching "meltdown" videos on a website called "e-fucked" with their friends in middle and high school.

[15:03 - 15:13]They mention that some of the videos on this website are just sad and exploitative, particularly those featuring porn stars having breakdowns.

[16:18 - 16:32]They also mention the website's social aspect and the potential for people to impersonate them and comment on videos.

[16:32 - 16:49]The speaker expresses discomfort with the idea of laughing at these videos and mentions a specific incident where they commented on one, using their name, and are now worried about being associated with it.

[17:36 - 17:43]The speaker then discusses their distaste for the website and its content, referencing a popular YouTuber who used to have his music featured on the site.

[17:51 - 17:58]The speaker then shifts to discussing Filthy Frank, another YouTuber, and his controversial content.

[18:13 - 18:36]They mention that Filthy Frank has seizures and cannot drive, but still goes to movie theaters specifically to have seizures during openings of new Marvel movies.

[19:01 - 19:19]The speaker expresses frustration with people who get upset over small things like flashing lights in movies, referencing individuals who have legitimate brain conditions that are triggered by flashing lights.

[19:55 - 20:25]The speaker then transitions to an ad read for Curology, a skincare brand, and shares their positive experience with the product.

[19:55 - 20:25]The speaker details the convenience of Curology and how it takes the guesswork out of finding the right skincare products.

[20:25 - 20:36]They mention that they also have Curology products at their office and use them regularly.

[20:51 - 22:01]They also mention that Curology offers a free 30-day trial and can be cancelled at any time.

[22:01 - 22:22]The speaker then returns to the original conversation and expresses their opinion that the situation regarding the high school party and the potential for underage drinking is being blown out of proportion.

[22:22 - 22:34]They state that the party is just a high school party and that it is natural for teenagers to experiment with alcohol.

[22:22 - 22:34]The speaker also mentions that the high school students in question are likely mature for their age.

[22:22 - 22:34]Finally, the speaker expresses their belief that it is unrealistic to expect a high school party to not have alcohol, and that the situation is not as serious as it is being made out to be.

[14:34 - 22:34]In summary, the speaker discusses their memories of watching "meltdown" videos on a website, expresses discomfort with the exploitative content, shares their experience with Curology skincare, and gives their opinion on the situation regarding the high school party and underage drinking.

[22:46 - 23:10] Matt and Ryan are discussing changes to their show, which is now called "The Matt Watson Show"

[23:11 - 23:17]They joke about turning Ryan's watch into a bomb and discuss movies they have recently watched

[26:52 - 27:02]They make sexist jokes about women and marriage

[27:47 - 28:38]Matt lists the top 10 reasons why men prefer guns over women, leading to a discussion about abstinence rings and their past success on YouTube

[30:53 - 31:08]Matt and Ryan compare themselves to popular YouTubers and reflect on their own success and failures

[22:34 - 31:58]"The Matt Watson Show" is a comedy podcast that discusses a variety of topics, often with a humorous and irreverent tone.

[35:16 - 35:24]The speaker discusses a sign about the top 10 reasons why men prefer guns over women.

[38:49 - 39:01]The list of reasons continues, including jokes about men falling asleep after sex and lying to their wives.

[39:29 - 39:36]The speaker shares a personal story about his wife's weight and their sex life.

[39:29 - 39:36]The final reason on the list is that men can buy a silencer for a gun.

[39:29 - 39:36]The speaker and co-host joke about rebranding their podcast to be "men-only."

[39:55 - 40:04]They explore various websites related to sex and men, including a marketing firm with a monkey on their homepage, a site about big breasts, and a manga about an Amazonian girl.

[40:04 - 40:11]The speaker reveals that they were reading from a script and not improvising.

[40:04 - 40:11]They joke about the sign being an old email chain and not their original creation.

[40:11 - 40:31]The speaker and co-host end with a joke about typing in "nothing but sex dot com."

[31:58 - 40:31]The speakers discuss a sign listing reasons why men prefer guns over women, joke about the list not being original, share personal stories and explore various sex-related websites before ending with a joke about a website called "nothing but sex dot com."

[40:31 - 40:40]Discussion about a website with ads for sex and big butts

[42:10 - 42:20]Visiting various porn sites and discussing their features and owners

[44:37 - 45:03]Advertisement for ExpressVPN for online security

[46:37 - 47:17]Advertisement for Keeps for preventing hair loss

[47:17 - 47:46]Advertisement for MeUndies for Halloween collection and comfortable underwear

[48:57 - 49:09]Announcement of extended segment for Patreon members

[49:09 - 49:15]Discussion of potential length of extended segment and joking about it being short

[40:31 - 49:38]Discussion about various topics including a website with sexual ads, visiting porn sites, advertisements for online security and hair loss prevention, and an announcement of an extended segment for Patreon members.

[49:38 - 49:56] Discussion of marketing and people's buying habits

[49:56 - 50:05]Comparison between pears and apples

[51:45 - 52:04]Use of numbing spray for canker sores and its potential use during sex

[53:30 - 54:13]Discussion of literature and a controversial character

[54:13 - 54:19]Impression of OJ Simpson and his current activities

[55:13 - 55:29]Discussion of voice acting and representation in cartoons

[56:04 - 56:11]California's political climate and accusations of being "fournionized"

[56:38 - 56:49]Mention of Bernie Sanders and his potential run for president

[57:17 - 57:22]Personal investment in politics and the current state of affairs

[57:31 - 57:39]January 6th events and potential consequences

[49:38 - 57:39]A discussion on marketing and people's buying habits leads to a comparison between pears and apples. The conversation shifts to the use of numbing spray for canker sores and its potential use during sex. There is also a discussion of literature and a controversial character, as well as an impression of OJ Simpson and his current activities. The topic of voice acting and representation in cartoons is brought up, along with a mention of California's political climate and accusations of being "fournionized." The topic of Bernie Sanders and his potential run for president is also briefly mentioned. The speaker then reflects on their personal investment in politics and the current state of affairs, before briefly discussing the January 6th events and potential consequences.

[58:19 - 58:30]Discussion about Trump and the ongoing investigations against him

[58:30 - 58:45]Comparison of Trump's situation to a TV show with a cliffhanger

[58:30 - 58:45]Criticism of the Department of Justice for not taking action against Trump

[58:30 - 58:45]Mention of potential indictments for the classified documents and January 6 events

[58:30 - 58:45]Mention of Hillary Clinton and her email scandal

[59:08 - 59:14]Expressing dislike for both Trump and Clinton

[59:20 - 59:33]Discussion about voting for Bernie Sanders in the election

[1.01:16 - 1.01:26]Mention of a video of someone saying "I'm gay"

[1.02:27 - 1.03:11]Joking about Biden's age and his love for Raisin Bran

[1.04:11 - 1.04:17]Mention of Patreon and the extended podcast episodes available for supporters

[57:39 - 1.05:07]Overall summary of the conversation and invitation to support on Patreon.