[00:11 - 01:36]Members of a group are discussing a merch video they just watched.

[00:27 - 03:26]They mention a naked butthole that was shown in the video.

[00:34 - 01:49]One member claims to regularly shave their butthole.

[01:49 - 05:16]Ludwig is under fire for a questionable tweet about Mario Party Superstars

[01:58 - 04:09]Nick and the others are discussing the situation

[02:22 - 05:31]One member remembers a time when a viewer called another member "effortlessly cool."

[02:50 - 03:44]Another member shares a video of them making fun of a previous incident involving a Mario Party game.

[04:09 - 05:23]Ludwig is being ratioed on Twitter for his comments

[04:09 - 07:31]One member remembers a time when a viewer called another member "effortlessly cool."

[05:23 - 07:31]Nick and the others are discussing the situation

[05:46 - 06:39]The conversation shifts back to the merch video and the discomfort of discussing buttholes.

[07:18 - 08:37]They discuss the social dynamics of their group and how some viewers enjoy seeing them fail.

[07:31 - 08:28]They joke about Ludwig having a secret folder on Susan's desk

[07:31 - 10:05]One member remembers a time when a viewer called another member "effortlessly cool."

[08:29 - 14:50]Nick and the others are discussing the situation

[09:46 - 10:49]The conversation shifts back to the merch video and the discomfort of discussing buttholes.

[09:53 - 10:41]Subject picks up video editing and works at modeling agency

[10:43 - 14:50]Friend is found lying face down with exposed buttocks

[14:50 - 16:07]They get notified that they are banned from Twitter, potentially due to a controversial tweet from Anthony

[14:50 - 16:36]Online interaction with Jack and mention of One Piece manga

[15:21 - 15:47]Nick and the others are discussing the situation

[15:21 - 15:53]Friend calls for assistance, but it is actually a prank

[16:01 - 16:54]Online interaction with Jack and mention of One Piece manga

[16:07 - 18:48]The speaker makes a death threat towards weebs, but later admits to liking some anime memes.

[16:36 - 17:30]Personal attachment to watching the show as a child, including mention of steel drums and getting "bricked up"

[16:36 - 25:12]The speaker recalls watching softcore porn on TV as a teenager and being disappointed by the lack of plot.

[16:54 - 17:39]Discussion about main character's sexual conquests in One Piece manga

[17:39 - 19:29]Personal attachment to watching the show as a child, including mention of steel drums and getting "bricked up"

[19:29 - 20:04]Mention of Reba and going to bed

[24:43 - 28:29]The speaker's discord community was asked to share Sonic the Hedgehog-themed content, which resulted in some members getting banned.

[27:15 - 29:56]The speaker worked as a content moderator for Snapchat, responsible for ensuring no inappropriate content was posted on the platform.

[29:57 - 31:42]The speaker discusses working shifts from 6am-2pm and 8pm-4am, as well as working from home and in the office.

[29:57 - 33:09]The speaker mentions a $25 million Christmas party at Snapchat that they were not invited to, but stole an advent calendar from.

[30:42 - 33:15]They mention stealing a lamp from an advent calendar while at work.

[30:49 - 33:35]The speaker admits to stealing food from a previous job and invites people to come over and take items such as a Playstation and Kingdom Hearts game.

[30:55 - 33:48]The speaker talks about using hotkeys while playing games and getting caught by a janitor in the bathroom.

[33:15 - 37:30]The speaker talks about desensitization to violent content and experiencing gore on the internet.

[35:52 - 38:48]They mention watching a video of an animal being killed and feeling uncomfortable.

[37:59 - 40:49]The speaker discusses their experience playing Minecraft and choosing a vegetarian/vegan playthrough.

[40:02 - 41:43]The speaker talks about using hotkeys while playing games and getting caught by a janitor in the bathroom.

[40:08 - 42:57]The speaker talks about not wanting to have a bad trip and the potential difficulty of getting down a ladder while under the influence.

[40:19 - 40:43]The speaker discusses their experience playing Minecraft and choosing a vegetarian/vegan playthrough.

[41:45 - 46:25]The speaker talks about not wanting to have a bad trip and the potential difficulty of getting down a ladder while under the influence.

[43:11 - 46:19]They mention feeling like they are looking through a fisheye lens while on mushrooms.

[45:10 - 46:47]Conversation turns to a sensation that happens when having conversations with someone

[45:22 - 50:05]The friend who was drunk sends affectionate messages to various people, including the others in the conversation

[50:05 - 52:28]They discuss how one friend's dad types in a confusing way and how he listens to their podcast

[50:13 - 51:41]Group of friends discusses being nice to someone

[52:00 - 55:37]They discuss how one friend's dad types in a confusing way and how he listens to their podcast

[55:01 - 56:47]Conversation turns to a sensation that happens when having conversations with someone

[55:37 - 57:12]The friend who was drunk sends affectionate messages to various people, including the others in the conversation

[56:28 - 57:55]They discuss how one friend's dad types in a confusing way and how he listens to their podcast

[57:43 - 1.01:23]They mention an esports team's haunted house in LA and express interest in doing a sleepover there

[59:25 - 1.01:12]One person declines due to not wanting to mess with spirits

[1.00:08 - 1.00:13]Group of friends discusses being nice to someone

[1.00:08 - 1.00:13]Canadians are referred to as scientists in 2022

[1.00:16 - 1.01:06]Talk about ghosting in the world of dating

[1.00:28 - 1.00:52]Discussion about what happens if someone messes with them or if their blood is rustled

[1.01:07 - 1.01:45]Discussion about a friend's love for keys and monkey clapping cymbals

[1.01:12 - 1.05:37]Talk about ghosting in the world of dating

[1.04:53 - 1.06:46]The first instance of the podcast negatively affecting someone's dating life

[1.05:49 - 1.07:12]Talk about ghosting in the world of dating

[1.06:11 - 1.08:06]Reference to the Joe Byron meme

[1.08:06 - 1.09:35]Discussion about TikTok comments and the use of quotes and emotes

[1.09:13 - 1.10:09]Discussion about a friend's love for keys and monkey clapping cymbals

[1.10:09 - 1.12:26]Debate about the term "normie" and its meaning

[1.10:24 - 1.11:17]Reference to the Joe Byron meme

[1.10:58 - 1.11:11]Discussion about TikTok comments and the use of quotes and emotes

[1.11:18 - 1.14:33]Debate about the term "normie" and its meaning

[1.12:49 - 1.14:57]Discussion about the use of the internet and unique interests

[1.14:57 - 1.15:27]A group of friends discuss merch and wardrobe choices

[1.15:27 - 1.15:56]One person talks about playing a game called "astro bears"

[1.15:35 - 1.17:20]Another person talks about buying expensive Lulu Lemon pants and spilling coffee on them

[1.16:13 - 1.16:56]The conversation shifts to a discussion about sitting down to pee and accidentally peeing through the crack in the toilet seat

[1.16:42 - 1.17:53]Another person talks about buying expensive Lulu Lemon pants and spilling coffee on them

[1.17:35 - 1.19:57]The conversation shifts to a discussion about sitting down to pee and accidentally peeing through the crack in the toilet seat

[1.19:43 - 1.20:45]The group talks about doing a Patreon goal involving docking

[1.20:46 - 1.21:42]The conversation shifts to a discussion about sitting down to pee and accidentally peeing through the crack in the toilet seat

[1.20:59 - 1.21:20]The group talks about doing a Patreon goal involving docking

[1.21:42 - 1.23:16]The conversation shifts to a discussion about sitting down to pee and accidentally peeing through the crack in the toilet seat

[1.22:36 - 1.23:01]Speaker discusses making a sound that resembles hitting silence

[1.23:01 - 1.24:30]Imagines a scenario where a mouse from Tom and Jerry helps with closing a toilet seat on one's foreskin

[1.24:30 - 1.25:20]Friends are called to verify if speaker is good at a video game

[1.25:20 - 1.27:17]Speaker argues that he is the best at the game, but friends disagree

[1.26:18 - 1.26:57]Speaker compares the sound to Tom and Jerry's character playing the piano

[1.26:57 - 1.27:12]Some time later, speaker forgets how to make the sound

[1.27:17 - 1.29:40]Speaker argues that he is the best at the game, but friends disagree

[1.29:16 - 1.30:37]Discussion shifts to farting habits of speaker and his girlfriend, including a prank he plays on her while streaming

[1.30:58 - 1.32:24]Speaker explains that he only farts on the toilet to be polite and save water

[1.32:24 - 1.33:28]Reference is made to a prison inmate who also flushes when farting on the toilet

[1.33:01 - 1.33:22]Speaker explains that he only farts on the toilet to be polite and save water

[1.33:28 - 1.33:41]Speaker reveals that Susan, possibly Susan Wojcicki, has approached him about doing the podcast

[1.33:42 - 1.34:12]Episode ends with a plug for the Patreon bonus episode and upcoming merchandise release.

[1.34:12 - 1.34:24]Speaker compares the sound to Tom and Jerry's character playing the piano