[00:00 - 00:07]The speaker mentions doubling strength and using the wrong thread for bracelets.

[00:07 - 01:44]The speaker asks who told them that and the other person responds with women.

[00:29 - 00:49]The speaker believes the other person is wrong and doesn't want to talk about it.

[00:52 - 00:57]The topic shifts to hanging on a hangboard and the speaker mentions being on their aid.

[00:57 - 01:27]The speaker mentions a protein bar and socks that they are wearing.

[01:05 - 02:34]The speaker makes a comment about the other person's appearance and compares them to a referee.

[01:27 - 02:08]The other person mentions that even women in power wear these socks on flights.

[02:09 - 02:14]The topic shifts to hanging on a hangboard and the speaker mentions being on their aid.

[02:35 - 03:18]The speaker barks at the other person for being late to something.

[02:46 - 04:11]They mention that none of the messages went through.

[02:59 - 03:11]The speaker makes a comment about the other person's appearance and compares them to a referee.

[03:18 - 04:47]The speaker reminisces about good times with the guest, including riding scooters and feeding gummy worms to a dog.

[03:26 - 03:52]The speaker makes a comment about the other person's appearance and compares them to a referee.

[03:52 - 05:08]The speaker reminisces about good times with the guest, including riding scooters and feeding gummy worms to a dog.

[04:11 - 04:29]The speaker believes the other person is wrong and doesn't want to talk about it.

[04:47 - 05:24]The speaker barks at the other person for being late to something.

[05:24 - 05:40]The guest is introduced and the speaker apologizes for not having them on the podcast earlier.

[05:47 - 07:27]The speaker barks at the other person for being late to something.

[06:58 - 07:44]The speaker reminisces about good times with the guest, including riding scooters and feeding gummy worms to a dog.

[08:12 - 09:29]The speaker believes the other person is wrong and doesn't want to talk about it.

[08:23 - 09:41]The speaker shows a powerpoint of their attempts to reach out to the guest.

[08:59 - 10:23]They mention that none of the messages went through.

[09:42 - 10:38]The speaker shows a powerpoint of their attempts to reach out to the guest.

[10:38 - 11:52]The speaker explains that they were on a low-key vibe from 2020-2023.

[10:43 - 13:13]The speaker reminisces about good times with the guest, including riding scooters and feeding gummy worms to a dog.

[11:29 - 12:56]The speaker shows a powerpoint of their attempts to reach out to the guest.

[12:05 - 13:47]White boy cool and cool best friend

[12:56 - 13:23]Aidan is suspected of doing something

[13:33 - 14:26]White boy cool and cool best friend

[14:26 - 14:48]Aidan is suspected of doing something

[14:48 - 15:19]Cutie Cinderella plays a prank with a levitation trick

[15:19 - 16:39]A discussion about sexism and sexualization of women

[16:39 - 18:16]White boy cool and cool best friend

[17:21 - 18:09]The cornerstone of a good apology is an excuse

[17:34 - 19:57]The speaker's daughter just learned about the letter f and is showing it to everyone, causing the speaker to join a gang

[18:09 - 20:26]The speaker confesses to having feelings for Ludwig and feeling guilty about it

[18:17 - 18:51]Aidan is suspected of doing something

[18:17 - 19:44]The speaker's daughter just learned about the letter f and is showing it to everyone, causing the speaker to join a gang

[18:52 - 20:06]Cutie Cinderella is a fan of Undertaker

[20:06 - 20:58]White boy cool and cool best friend

[20:26 - 20:58]The speaker is giving an apology for something they did

[20:36 - 21:26]Aidan is often rejected as a guest on the show

[20:36 - 21:44]The speaker's daughter just learned about the letter f and is showing it to everyone, causing the speaker to join a gang

[20:58 - 22:22]White boy cool and cool best friend

[21:32 - 22:36]They remember everyone's favorite desserts and give great gifts

[21:44 - 22:12]Cutie Cinderella is thoughtful and gets the hosts bidets as gifts

[22:37 - 23:45]They apologize for hitting someone and being hard to love

[22:44 - 24:17]The speaker has been struggling with these feelings and wants to be honest about them.

[22:57 - 24:50]The speaker is giving an apology for something they did

[24:18 - 25:10]They are developing a new product called "yard sauce"

[24:50 - 27:10]The speaker is giving an apology for something they did

[26:10 - 27:00]They apologize for hitting someone and being hard to love

[27:10 - 29:13]The speaker is giving an apology for something they did

[28:47 - 31:11]The speaker has been struggling with these feelings and wants to be honest about them.

[28:53 - 31:06]The speaker is giving an apology for something they did

[29:51 - 31:29]The speaker has been avoiding Cutie because of this secret

[31:30 - 33:43]The speaker and his friend Cutie had a falling out due to a dark secret involving Cutie's mom

[33:43 - 35:26]The speaker finally reveals the secret to Cutie and his other friends on the podcast

[35:27 - 36:52]The speaker and his friends went on a trip together for the podcast

[36:52 - 39:48]Cutie forgives the speaker and they exchange gifts to make up

[38:13 - 41:28]The speaker also announces a new product he is selling in memory of a lost friend.

[40:39 - 43:24]The speaker and his friend Cutie had a falling out due to a dark secret involving Cutie's mom

[43:24 - 45:06]The speaker also announces a new product he is selling in memory of a lost friend.

[44:54 - 48:16]Discussion about a website called "Amen is gone.com"

[44:59 - 46:26]Reference to a shirt that is for sale in memory of someone named Zipper

[45:22 - 46:36]The money made from the website will be used for steroids for orphans

[46:48 - 48:22]Reference to a shirt that is for sale in memory of someone named Zipper

[47:25 - 47:31]The discussion turns to ice cream and women's eating habits

[47:51 - 48:41]The group discusses ping pong and the addiction that comes with playing it

[48:42 - 50:37]A story about a woman's sister giving birth five times and getting a "mommy makeover"

[49:44 - 52:45]Reference to a shirt that is for sale in memory of someone named Zipper

[51:21 - 54:30]The discussion turns to ice cream and women's eating habits

[54:31 - 55:57]Mention of Ben Schwartz and his cancelled improv group "Middle-ditch and Schwartz"

[54:59 - 57:23]Discussion about watching a game during a group hangout

[57:23 - 57:55]Apology and resolution about the game-watching incident

[57:55 - 58:35]The discussion turns to ice cream and women's eating habits

[58:16 - 1.00:05]Mention of watching the podcast and enjoying episodes with Slime and "One Nut"

[1.00:05 - 1.00:29]The speaker tells the same story 12 times, tailoring it to different audiences.

[1.00:29 - 1.00:45]Taylor Swift's makeup artist shares gossip about her on a trip to Vegas.

[1.00:46 - 1.00:52]The speaker describes Travis Kelsey as initially unattractive, but later growing on them.

[1.00:52 - 1.01:05]The speaker compares Travis Kelsey to a baked potato from Idaho.

[1.01:05 - 1.01:32]Cutie is going to share this story on a podcast and the speaker is worried about potential backlash.

[1.01:32 - 1.03:18]The gossip involves rumors about Taylor Swift's sexuality and relationships.

[1.01:43 - 1.02:08]The speaker and Cutie mention their upcoming Halloween costumes, including Taylor Swift for Cutie.

[1.02:14 - 1.02:41]Cutie is going to share this story on a podcast and the speaker is worried about potential backlash.

[1.02:42 - 1.02:48]The speaker accuses Cutie of having a "counter attitude" and claims to be the "sweetest Muffin in the whole wide world."

[1.03:18 - 1.04:18]The speaker mentions "gailers," a group of people who believe that Taylor Swift is gay.

[1.03:55 - 1.05:08]The speaker mentions a song about ex-friends that some believe is about a romantic relationship.

[1.04:18 - 1.04:25]The speaker mentions a recent re-release of Taylor Swift's album 1989 and her statement about being straight.

[1.04:42 - 1.04:58]The speaker mentions a song about ex-friends that some believe is about a romantic relationship.

[1.05:08 - 1.06:37]The speaker discusses a potential PR relationship between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

[1.05:41 - 1.05:52]The speaker mentions "gailers," a group of people who believe that Taylor Swift is gay.

[1.06:03 - 1.06:11]The speaker mentions that they are currently wearing Me Undies underwear.

[1.06:11 - 1.06:22]The speaker suggests Me Undies make "snackies" shaped like underwear.

[1.06:22 - 1.07:19]The speaker mentions that they are currently wearing Me Undies underwear.

[1.06:37 - 1.06:52]The speaker describes Travis Kelsey as initially unattractive, but later growing on them.

[1.07:19 - 1.07:48]The speaker suggests Me Undies make "snackies" shaped like underwear.

[1.07:36 - 1.07:42]The speaker mentions that they are currently wearing Me Undies underwear.

[1.07:48 - 1.08:38]The speaker mentions Me Undies, an underwear brand, and their comfortable underwear.

[1.08:38 - 1.09:30]There is a 25% off discount for first-time Me Undies purchases.

[1.09:32 - 1.09:45]The speaker compares Travis Kelsey to a baked potato from Idaho.

[1.09:45 - 1.10:01]Cutie had asked the speaker to grow out a mustache for Halloween.

[1.09:45 - 1.10:40]The speaker is a fan of Taylor Swift and has been following her career for a long time

[1.10:01 - 1.10:06]Cutie thought the speaker had shaved the mustache instead of trimming it.

[1.10:01 - 1.11:43]The speaker's niece argues with them about the meaning of Taylor Swift's songs

[1.10:07 - 1.10:25]Cutie had asked the speaker to grow out a mustache for Halloween.

[1.10:12 - 1.10:40]The speaker describes Travis Kelsey as initially unattractive, but later growing on them.

[1.10:27 - 1.10:34]The speaker accuses Cutie of having a "counter attitude" and claims to be the "sweetest Muffin in the whole wide world."

[1.11:44 - 1.12:32]There are different tiers of fans, including the "gaylers," "normal swifties," and "gatekeepers"

[1.12:32 - 1.13:54]Taylor Swift and the "gaylers" (a fan group) are in the center of a PR relationship rumor

[1.13:54 - 1.14:45]The speaker's niece argues with them about the meaning of Taylor Swift's songs

[1.14:45 - 1.16:15]Taylor Swift's dating history is discussed and it is suggested she should date a bald guy

[1.14:52 - 1.15:17]The speaker's niece argues with them about the meaning of Taylor Swift's songs

[1.15:53 - 1.17:46]The speaker corrects younger fans on the meaning of Taylor Swift's songs

[1.16:51 - 1.17:23]The speaker is a fan of Taylor Swift and has been following her career for a long time

[1.17:46 - 1.19:57]The speaker's niece argues with them about the meaning of Taylor Swift's songs

[1.18:22 - 1.21:24]They discuss a woman who tried to flirt with slime

[1.19:26 - 1.20:37]They discuss their relationship and how they still nag each other

[1.19:33 - 1.21:59]They discuss a woman who tried to flirt with slime

[1.22:00 - 1.26:30]They talk about how she was trying to slide into his DMs

[1.26:30 - 1.31:56]They discuss a woman who tried to flirt with slime

[1.30:14 - 1.33:51]They talk about how she was trying to slide into his DMs

[1.33:34 - 1.36:19]They discuss their relationship and how they still nag each other