[00:00 - 02:59]One person mentions becoming a gossip girl when drinking

[02:59 - 04:52]One person reveals their dislike for carrots and tequila

[04:52 - 06:14]They are currently recording a drunk episode

[06:14 - 06:48]One person mentions becoming a gossip girl when drinking

[06:48 - 08:08]They discuss getting drunk and making poor decisions, such as bringing a knife on a plane

[08:08 - 11:19]One person mentions becoming a gossip girl when drinking

[10:35 - 13:43]They are currently recording a drunk episode

[11:19 - 13:51]They compare themselves to white dudes filming a drunk podcast

[13:57 - 16:06]One person reveals their dislike for carrots and tequila

[16:06 - 18:00]They talk about playing Bloons Tower Defense 6

[17:22 - 21:43]They mention being late to record due to someone's outfit

[18:49 - 21:17]They receive a question about how to not look like a stoner all the time

[20:37 - 24:27]They mention their own class president and how he is responsible for organizing class reunions.

[21:43 - 22:32]They receive a question about who to support in a school election

[24:27 - 26:22]The topic of religion and doomsday cults is brought up, with the speaker expressing their belief that there is only one true religion.

[24:39 - 25:59]The conversation shifts to the topic of finding a romantic partner, specifically a "thick god mommy girlfriend" who will peg them.

[25:15 - 28:53]The topic of "summer Ted" and "summer moses" is revisited, with the speaker acknowledging their current state of drunkenness.

[26:22 - 26:27]The topic of religion and doomsday cults is brought up, with the speaker expressing their belief that there is only one true religion.

[27:24 - 29:10]They discuss the concept of "summer Ted" and "summer moses," referring to a more outgoing and spontaneous version of themselves.

[29:10 - 30:20]The topic of "summer Ted" and "summer moses" is revisited, with the speaker acknowledging their current state of drunkenness.

[29:37 - 32:26]The speaker takes one final shot before ending the conversation.

[30:20 - 33:28]The speaker talks about their struggles with school and their coping mechanism of breaking tasks into smaller chunks.

[33:28 - 36:17]The topic of "summer Ted" and "summer moses" is revisited, with the speaker acknowledging their current state of drunkenness.

[36:17 - 37:34]The speaker talks about their struggles with school and their coping mechanism of breaking tasks into smaller chunks.

[36:55 - 37:03]The speaker's mother has joined a new church and the speaker is unsure if it is a doomsday cult or not.

[37:34 - 38:59]The speaker recounts a memory from sixth grade where they were embarrassed by their actions.

[38:31 - 40:52]They discuss the concept of "summer Ted" and "summer moses," referring to a more outgoing and spontaneous version of themselves.

[38:42 - 46:45]The topic of "summer Ted" and "summer moses" is revisited, with the speaker acknowledging their current state of drunkenness.

[43:15 - 46:29]The conversation shifts to the topic of finding a romantic partner, specifically a "thick god mommy girlfriend" who will peg them.

[45:11 - 46:54]A lighthearted discussion ensues about using household items for sexual pleasure.

[46:54 - 49:15]The speaker is asking for advice on how to move on from a past relationship.

[48:24 - 50:50]The hosts give a range of advice, including masturbating, using the experience as a learning lesson, and not worrying about finding someone new.

[50:08 - 52:08]The speaker is asking for advice on how to move on from a past relationship.

[51:33 - 51:47]She mentions that the hosts are proud parents.

[52:08 - 54:10]The hosts also mention attending a wedding with an open bar and drinking too much.

[53:57 - 54:55]The speaker introduces herself as a first-time parent seeking advice.

[54:55 - 1.00:21]They also discuss the importance of making financially sound decisions and pursuing dreams on the side.

[55:50 - 58:43]The hosts also mention attending a wedding with an open bar and drinking too much.

[1.00:21 - 1.03:40]They mention the benefits of attending community college and joining the military.

[1.03:40 - 1.04:36]The hosts also mention attending a wedding with an open bar and drinking too much.

[1.04:09 - 1.04:24]She mentions that the hosts are proud parents.

[1.04:36 - 1.06:08]The hosts also mention attending a wedding with an open bar and drinking too much.

[1.05:51 - 1.07:16]They discuss parenting advice and the idea of not going fully opposite of what their parents did

[1.07:16 - 1.08:29]They debate what age is appropriate for a child to have a phone, with middle school being a general consensus

[1.08:29 - 1.11:09]They discuss the age range for Gen Z and the differences within the generation

[1.11:09 - 1.15:13]They both share a strong opinion on capturing memories on a medium other than digital, such as a Sony HandyCam with high 8 film

[1.14:20 - 1.14:43]They discuss parenting advice and the idea of not going fully opposite of what their parents did

[1.15:13 - 1.18:41]They debate what age is appropriate for a child to have a phone, with middle school being a general consensus

[1.15:38 - 1.16:05]Mention of Australian show "Bluey" being well-written

[1.15:38 - 1.16:34]They agree that giving a child an iPad or iPhone at a young age is a bad idea

[1.16:05 - 1.16:18]Mention of Irish show "Puffin Rock" and Cartoon Network show "Camp Lazlo"

[1.16:18 - 1.17:01]Speculation about "Camp Lazlo" being made by the same studio as "Ren and Stimpy"

[1.16:34 - 1.17:01]They both share a strong opinion on capturing memories on a medium other than digital, such as a Sony HandyCam with high 8 film

[1.17:01 - 1.18:00]Discussion about watching children's TV shows

[1.18:00 - 1.19:06]Mention of using AI to write code

[1.18:41 - 1.19:30]They discuss the use of AI in high school and how it was not something they had to consider, but is now becoming more prevalent.

[1.19:30 - 1.20:11]The speaker is scrolling through some logs and expresses that the world is getting worse.

[1.20:13 - 1.20:26]The next topic is about dream jobs and relationships.

[1.20:26 - 1.21:30]The speaker is critical of her boyfriend's decision and compares the Canadian military to the US military.

[1.21:30 - 1.22:00]They end by discussing the air guard and the availability of local bases.

[1.22:00 - 1.22:24]The next topic is about a woman who met her soulmate in college.

[1.22:24 - 1.24:08]The speaker is critical of her boyfriend's decision and compares the Canadian military to the US military.

[1.23:00 - 1.23:57]They discuss a woman whose boyfriend is joining the military and leaving her.

[1.24:08 - 1.25:49]The speaker is critical of her boyfriend's decision and compares the Canadian military to the US military.

[1.25:49 - 1.26:30]They also suggest taking opportunities and not being a "pussy."

[1.25:58 - 1.26:21]The speaker suggests having sex and doing LSD.

[1.26:30 - 1.26:54]They also suggest taking opportunities and not being a "pussy."

[1.26:54 - 1.27:15]The speaker suggests having sex and doing LSD.

[1.26:54 - 1.31:21]Two individuals are discussing the idea of collecting teeth, with one advocating for it and the other against it.

[1.27:15 - 1.28:55]The next topic is about a woman who met her soulmate in college.

[1.28:25 - 1.28:32]The speaker suggests the boyfriend should support her dream job and offers the option of joining the air guard.

[1.28:55 - 1.30:11]The speaker suggests having sex and doing LSD.

[1.29:07 - 1.30:05]They also discuss the popularity of pimple popping videos, with one arguing that it is weird and grotesque.

[1.30:11 - 1.31:01]The speaker is critical of her boyfriend's decision and compares the Canadian military to the US military.

[1.31:01 - 1.31:09]They choose to move on to a different topic.

[1.31:01 - 1.31:15]Two individuals are discussing the idea of collecting teeth, with one advocating for it and the other against it.

[1.31:09 - 1.31:21]The speaker suggests having sex and doing LSD.

[1.31:21 - 1.31:39]The next topic is about a woman who met her soulmate in college.

[1.31:21 - 1.33:20]The topic of motivation is then brought up, with one giving advice on focusing and finding a strong reason for doing something.

[1.31:39 - 1.33:20]She is faced with the decision of staying for her dream job or leaving with her boyfriend who is a pilot.

[1.33:20 - 1.34:17]One of the hosts admits to being drunk for most episodes, which surprises the other.

[1.33:45 - 1.34:46]The topic of motivation is then brought up, with one giving advice on focusing and finding a strong reason for doing something.

[1.35:20 - 1.38:47]One of the hosts admits to being drunk for most episodes, which surprises the other.

[1.38:18 - 1.38:44]They thank listeners for tuning in and encourage them to check out the SpeakPipe feature.