[00:00 - 00:12]A woman in Texas was arrested for trying to buy another woman's child at Walmart for $200,000.

[00:38 - 02:38]They discuss different scenarios of how the child could have been "sold" at Walmart.

[02:00 - 02:43]The incident took place at the self-checkout line.

[02:45 - 03:30]The woman, later identified as Taylor, said she had been looking to buy a baby for some time.

[03:30 - 03:36]One of the hosts jokes about the other living in the body of a high school girl who follows and unfollows people on Instagram.

[03:36 - 05:41]The hosts then move on to discuss their own crazy experiences at Walmart.

[03:49 - 05:29]They briefly mention their newly released Chuckle Sandwich merch and the standings of the sandwich sales.

[04:50 - 07:05]They discuss different scenarios of how the child could have been "sold" at Walmart.

[06:00 - 06:27]The hosts then move on to discuss their own crazy experiences at Walmart.

[06:27 - 06:51]They briefly mention their newly released Chuckle Sandwich merch and the standings of the sandwich sales.

[06:52 - 06:58]The hosts then move on to discuss their own crazy experiences at Walmart.

[07:07 - 08:33]They joke about the concept of a flat earth and make fun of people who believe in it.

[07:15 - 07:37]The hosts joke about the incident, with one of them sharing a story about trying to steal a child's phone.

[07:25 - 09:29]They briefly mention their newly released Chuckle Sandwich merch and the standings of the sandwich sales.

[08:48 - 10:23]One of the hosts jokes about the other living in the body of a high school girl who follows and unfollows people on Instagram.

[09:49 - 10:05]The mother told her to stay away from her child.

[10:24 - 11:43]They mention that having thousands of followers and only following a few people is a red flag.

[10:58 - 11:07]The hosts discuss their own experiences with people unfollowing them on social media.

[11:43 - 13:23]The speaker asks if the others also found the cave and saw the cloaked man.

[12:54 - 15:52]The group discusses their current sandwich sales standings and pitch their respective sandwiches.

[15:14 - 16:46]They argue with another member about the safety and edibility of their sandwich.

[15:52 - 16:24]The speaker talks about their sandwich, the kneebreaker burger, and its unique ingredients.

[17:26 - 17:44]They discuss the cave and its features, such as stalactites and a voice that repeats before dissipating.

[17:45 - 18:15]They argue with another member about the safety and edibility of their sandwich.

[18:35 - 19:09]The speaker encourages listeners to choose their own path or "carve their own" by picking their sandwich.

[19:30 - 20:53]The speaker talks about their sandwich, the kneebreaker burger, and its unique ingredients.

[20:15 - 22:20]The speaker mentions a metronome-like effect on the mind after visiting the cave.

[21:54 - 22:36]The speaker talks about their sandwich, the kneebreaker burger, and its unique ingredients.

[22:36 - 23:28]They discuss the potential consequences of their sandwich choices in a post-apocalyptic world.

[23:28 - 24:10]The speaker mentions visiting chuckle.menu to purchase their sandwich and remember what they learned about it.

[23:34 - 24:17]They argue with another member about the safety and edibility of their sandwich.

[24:18 - 26:37]The speaker is stocking up on cliff bars this time.

[24:23 - 24:30]The entire state is going into hibernation.

[24:30 - 25:46]The speaker previously lived off of beef jerky during a similar event.

[24:55 - 26:45]The lack of infrastructure in Texas leads to difficulties during snow and ice events.

[26:13 - 27:13]The speaker's house lost power, heat, and water for a week during the previous event.

[26:45 - 27:20]The news of the Texas freeze coming back has been announced.

[27:20 - 28:08]The speaker hopes to ride a shopping cart on the ice during the Texas freeze.

[27:28 - 27:51]The speaker jokes about the laws in Texas being unclear.

[28:08 - 28:56]The speaker previously lived off of beef jerky during a similar event.

[28:56 - 30:10]The speaker jokes about the laws in Texas being unclear.

[29:12 - 30:23]The speaker is planning to go into hibernation soon.

[29:34 - 29:48]The speaker hopes to ride a shopping cart on the ice during the Texas freeze.

[30:10 - 33:12]The speaker jokes about the laws in Texas being unclear.

[31:23 - 33:03]The speaker previously lived off of beef jerky during a similar event.

[33:12 - 35:04]The speaker jokes about the laws in Texas being unclear.

[33:18 - 35:38]The speaker hopes to ride a shopping cart on the ice during the Texas freeze.

[33:26 - 35:10]The speaker jokes about the laws in Texas being unclear.

[33:40 - 33:47]The speaker is stocking up on cliff bars this time.

[35:10 - 36:14]The speaker hopes to ride a shopping cart on the ice during the Texas freeze.

[36:30 - 37:23]The speaker and their friends were recently invited to a UFC fight by a mutual acquaintance, Dahi de Nogla, a YouTuber and gamer.

[37:24 - 41:05]The speaker and their friend, Ted, were given great seats and enjoyed the experience, although Ted was initially hesitant due to the violence.

[40:24 - 42:39]The main event of the fight was between two very large, powerful fighters, Francis Nagago and Cyril Gone, and the speaker and their friends were impressed by their size and athleticism.

[42:22 - 43:53]The speaker and their friends noticed that the audience at the UFC fight was very specific and the advertisements shown during breaks were geared towards this audience.

[43:53 - 48:24]During a break, the speaker and their friends discussed potentially getting a pet that is not a normal pet, such as a gibbon, a round lizard, or a velociraptor.