[00:00 - 00:45]Host welcomes listeners to the "Chuckles Sandwich Podcast", claims to be a top medical advice podcast with two doctor guests.

[00:46 - 01:56]Introduces guests Schlatt and Charlie, mentions their initial reluctance to join the podcast but eventually convinced with promises of money.

[01:57 - 02:37]Schlatt is motivated by money and Charlie is convinced with a dream catcher.

[02:37 - 02:44]Host welcomes listeners to the "Chuckles Sandwich Podcast", claims to be a top medical advice podcast with two doctor guests.

[02:44 - 03:07]Schlatt is motivated by money and Charlie is convinced with a dream catcher.

[03:07 - 03:40]Host mentions rumors of Charlie being a "cat boy" and expresses dislike for this topic.

[03:40 - 04:30]Host and guests discuss a man with a dream, but it turns out to be Martin Luther King Jr. and they joke about his death.

[03:45 - 05:07]They discuss a potential downfall in the fourth episode.

[05:07 - 05:25]Host compares the podcast to a crashing plane, with the hosts as pilots and loyal listeners as passengers.

[05:25 - 05:39]Host jokes about the podcast being shot down by Russia.

[05:39 - 05:51]They move on to discussing topics for the podcast.

[05:51 - 06:02]The speaker went on Reddit and has a lot of Reddit gold

[06:02 - 06:52]They visit their favorite subreddit, r/wouldyourather, and browse through the hot, new, and top sections

[06:18 - 06:39]They mention a little-known section of Reddit that can only be accessed through typing in the URL bar

[06:53 - 06:58]The speaker begins discussing controversial questions from this section, including who they would rather bring back from the dead: Hitler, Stalin, or Mao

[06:59 - 07:12]They mention that Redditors didn't like this question and they did not receive any Reddit gold for it

[07:12 - 07:44]The speaker explains their reasoning for choosing Hitler, as he was already losing World War II and would have been brought to justice if he had not killed himself

[07:45 - 07:50]Schlab does not seem interested in the question and the speaker suggests moving on to the next one

[07:51 - 08:00]The speaker and another person, referred to as "Schlab," have a playful argument about their preferences

[08:00 - 08:12]The speaker explains their reasoning for choosing Hitler, as he was already losing World War II and would have been brought to justice if he had not killed himself

[08:12 - 08:46]They mention that Stalin and Mao were still in power and causing harm to their citizens

[08:47 - 08:52]They then rephrase the question to ask whether the listener would want "meat seed" or "bone fruit"

[08:52 - 09:01]The speaker and another person, referred to as "Schlab," have a playful argument about their preferences

[09:02 - 09:11]The speaker begins discussing controversial questions from this section, including who they would rather bring back from the dead: Hitler, Stalin, or Mao

[09:12 - 09:53]The next question posed is whether the listener would rather always find a bone in their meat or always find seeds in their fruit

[09:41 - 09:46]They then rephrase the question to ask whether the listener would want "meat seed" or "bone fruit"

[09:53 - 10:15]The speaker chooses seeds in their fruit because it is already expected and they would not want to find a bone in their burger or fish

[10:16 - 11:11]They then rephrase the question to ask whether the listener would want "meat seed" or "bone fruit"

[10:22 - 11:31]The speaker and another person, referred to as "Schlab," have a playful argument about their preferences

[11:11 - 11:25]The speaker chooses seeds in their fruit because it is already expected and they would not want to find a bone in their burger or fish

[11:31 - 11:37]Schlab does not seem interested in the question and the speaker suggests moving on to the next one

[11:37 - 12:39]The final question is what the listener would rather be: in heaven or with boobs

[11:37 - 13:37]Two individuals discuss a hypothetical scenario where they have to choose between being a woman or a lizard

[12:40 - 12:48]The speaker jokingly mentions that 7 out of 8 Redditors would disagree with their choice of heaven

[12:54 - 16:41]They debate the pros and cons of each option, with one person leaning towards being a lizard

[14:48 - 16:27]The conversation then shifts to being a Komodo dragon and the lifestyle of lizards

[15:20 - 18:26]The conversation then turns to whether it would be better to be a dinosaur or be stepped on by an elephant

[16:53 - 18:45]They debate the pros and cons of each option, with one person leaning towards being a lizard

[18:27 - 18:55]The conversation then shifts to being a Komodo dragon and the lifestyle of lizards

[18:34 - 19:49]They then discuss a controversial question about killing one's mother or father

[18:55 - 20:23]The conversation then shifts to being a Komodo dragon and the lifestyle of lizards

[19:13 - 20:29]They then discuss a controversial question about killing one's mother or father

[20:33 - 21:28]The conversation takes a lighter turn as they debate whether they would rather be stung by a bee a hundred times or live in Newark, New Jersey

[21:17 - 23:06]The hypothetical scenario is changed to receiving a million dollars but dying if a rat touches you

[23:12 - 24:26]They discuss the potential consequences and challenges of living with that condition, including being seduced into revealing it during a job interview

[24:26 - 26:18]The speaker poses a hypothetical question of having super strength but only when picking up one object.

[26:18 - 26:26]They consider various scenarios and fetishes related to this question.

[26:26 - 27:01]The speaker poses a hypothetical question of having super strength but only when picking up one object.

[27:01 - 31:24]The conversation shifts to a controversial question of whether they would rather eat their own arm or someone else's arm.

[30:09 - 30:17]They consider various scenarios and fetishes related to this question.

[31:24 - 31:57]One person suggests using a dream catcher to lure the other into eating their arm.

[31:57 - 34:01]The conversation then moves on to discussing the ability to never take fall damage or never needing to breathe.

[34:01 - 35:39]The speaker poses a hypothetical question of having super strength but only when picking up one object.

[36:03 - 36:19]The conversation shifts to a controversial question of whether they would rather eat their own arm or someone else's arm.

[36:19 - 37:46]The speaker then poses a question about choosing between learning everything a hundred times faster or instantly mastering 100 things.

[37:46 - 37:59]The hosts discuss whether they know 100 interesting things

[37:59 - 39:14]They discuss whether they would rather always be on the verge of sneezing or have an itch they can never scratch

[38:17 - 38:27]They consider adding new members to their podcast

[38:27 - 38:35]They talk about moving a dream catcher to get one of the hosts off the show

[38:56 - 41:42]They joke about the physical limitations of expanding horizontally and how it would affect their lives

[39:01 - 40:06]They discuss whether they would rather always be on the verge of sneezing or have an itch they can never scratch

[41:42 - 42:36]They consider the advantages and disadvantages of being 4 inches tall or 20 feet tall

[42:36 - 43:13]They discuss whether they would rather donate to a charity they oppose or take money from a charity they support

[43:13 - 45:12]They joke about sweating blood or pus and how it would affect their lives

[45:12 - 45:40]They discuss whether they would rather donate to a charity they oppose or take money from a charity they support

[45:40 - 47:30]They discuss whether they would rather get punched in the face every day or shot in the foot once a year

[47:30 - 47:36]They joke about the physical limitations of expanding horizontally and how it would affect their lives

[47:36 - 48:56]They consider the options of unlimited bacon or unlimited games

[48:56 - 50:58]They joke about the physical limitations of expanding horizontally and how it would affect their lives

[50:58 - 51:21]The episode ends with a joke about their medical advice being high-level and them being medical doctors.