[00:14 - 00:20] The speaker talks about a song they're working on and potentially becoming a famous Soundcloud rapper.

[01:30 - 01:35]They discuss their experience at a medieval times show and the beauty and alleged assholery of horses.

[02:15 - 02:29]The speaker suggests smoking weed in the horse stables to cover up the smell.

[04:59 - 05:08]They discuss the public domain and ownership of things such as land and the Bible.

[06:53 - 07:01]The speaker and their friend sing along to a song about a man who wants to tell an atheist that God loves them before they die of cancer.

[07:14 - 07:25]The speaker mentions a song that always makes their mom cry, which is about a kid wanting to buy shoes for their mom.

[00:04 - 07:33]The speaker mentions their body and the text ends abruptly.

[07:33 - 07:40] The speaker talks about their difficulty in getting out of bed even after getting 10 hours of sleep.

[07:40 - 07:46]They mention that their sister and mom have the same issue, possibly indicating a genetic factor.

[07:59 - 08:11]The speaker shares their unusual tactic for waking up in the morning, which involves setting up a trap that breaks Legos if they don't get up by a certain time.

[09:18 - 09:32]They discuss a recent dream about a news report of a penis-dissolving STD in the UK, causing them to wake up relieved.

[10:40 - 10:47]The conversation shifts to childhood nightmares, with the speaker sharing a dream about falling down a hole and encountering a terrifying creature.

[11:53 - 11:59]They mention a new project they are working on, possibly a set for a video.

[14:37 - 14:45]The topic turns to a video idea involving playing Fortnite and wearing a diaper.

[14:54 - 15:07]The speaker reveals that they can now do the floss dance move after many months of trying.

[07:33 - 15:07]The speaker discusses their difficulty waking up and shares a unique tactic involving a Lego trap, their recent dream about a penis-dissolving STD, and their ability to now do the floss dance. They also mention a new project and a video idea involving Fortnite and diaper-wearing.

[15:07 - 15:15]Matt is asked to do a Fortnite dance

[15:43 - 15:48]He is able to do the floss dance

[17:15 - 17:34]Neil deGrasse Tyson pronounces GIF as "Jeff"

[19:03 - 19:11]Matt and Ryan have been on YouTube since 2007

[19:25 - 19:31]Matt made a rap music video for his church

[19:32 - 19:37]Matt also did an interpretive dance as Jesus

[19:37 - 19:52]Matt's uncle has a VHS of the video

[20:03 - 20:13]Matt ruined his copy of Rugrats with the Bahamian song

[20:57 - 21:04]Disney hides penises in their movies

[21:58 - 22:22]A car dealership's ad sounds like they are saying "pussy cow"

[22:22 - 22:39]Matt and Ryan pay people with pizza for editing

[15:07 - 22:56]Matt and Ryan discuss various topics including Matt's ability to do the floss dance, Neil deGrasse Tyson's pronunciation of GIF, their history on YouTube, and a funny car dealership ad. They also mention using pizza as payment for editing and how Disney hides penises in their movies.

[26:38 - 26:51]Group discusses an undisclosed topic.

[27:52 - 28:21]Group jokes about being charged for the podcast.

[27:52 - 28:21]They consider ending the podcast but decide to continue.

[28:28 - 28:39]They discuss a commercial for Jerry Seinfeld's midlife crisis movie, B Movie.

[28:28 - 28:39]They mention their new hobby of watching Family Guy and try to get another member to watch with them.

[28:39 - 28:46]One member mentions a mistake and worries about being charged by the minute.

[28:58 - 29:06]They receive and open a package from Loot Crate.

[29:06 - 29:12]They joke about a specific episode they want to watch.

[29:06 - 29:12]They show off their Loot Crate items, including Rick and Morty and Courage the Cowardly Dog merchandise.

[29:12 - 29:18]They discuss the changes in Family Guy after its cancellation and return.

[29:12 - 29:18]The group jokes about the similarity of their Loot Crate items.

[29:24 - 29:31]One member tells a story about a stolen Instagram post and receiving compliments on their friend's butt.

[29:24 - 29:31]They receive a Batman pop socket and notebook and a Harley Quinn notebook.

[29:24 - 29:31]They give one of the pop sockets to another member.

[29:32 - 29:44]They joke about a hypothetical Avengers and Ghostbusters crossover.

[22:57 - 29:52]Overall, the group discusses various topics and jokes around while opening a Loot Crate.

[29:52 - 30:01]The speaker discusses a past event involving baseball bats and a parking lot

[30:08 - 30:22]They mention a tragedy and a meme involving steel beams and a plane crash

[30:24 - 30:42]The speaker talks about a shark tail movie and a feature ed man

[30:24 - 30:42]They express a desire to go to Cuba and discuss a friend's actions

[32:16 - 32:33]The speaker compares leaving their dog to going to war and gaslights the audience for a joke

[32:46 - 32:54]They mention going to see Conan and make a joke about him being gay

[33:39 - 33:47]The speaker's mom mistakenly thinks the podcast is ending

[34:51 - 34:59]The speaker's friend guesses which of three statements is false

[34:59 - 35:19]The lie is revealed to be about setting a church on fire while acolyting

[35:20 - 35:30]They talk about their parents and a fishing trip with Captain Jack

[36:19 - 36:26]The speaker discusses watching Bojack Horseman and mentions Rick and Morty

[29:52 - 36:44]The speaker discusses various anecdotes and jokes, including comparing leaving their dog to going to war, gaslighting the audience, and discussing a friend's actions. They also mention going to see Conan, a fishing trip with Captain Jack, and watching Bojack Horseman and Rick and Morty. The speaker's mom mistakenly thinks the podcast is ending.