
We Don't Know How to Poop | Trash Taste #32


[00:00 - 00:05] Person is using a bed sheet as a mattress cover


[00:06 - 00:13]They use the power of Zeus to stretch it over the mattress


[00:13 - 00:40]The podcast is called Trash Taste


[00:40 - 00:51]One of the hosts is known as Steve Hanjobs


[01:53 - 02:13]They discuss the "pog champ" meme


[03:21 - 03:33]People impersonate the hosts' voices


[06:00 - 06:09]One host has a distinct voice


[06:00 - 06:09]One host does not have a distinct voice


[06:39 - 06:50]People mistake random celebrities for the host


[07:08 - 07:15]Every brown man with a beard is compared to the host


[07:08 - 07:15]Every white man with a beard is compared to the host


[07:23 - 07:35]One person is flattered for being compared to the host


[00:00 - 07:35]The podcast hosts discuss various topics including using a bed sheet as a mattress cover, the "pog champ" meme, and people impersonating their voices. They also talk about how they are often compared to random celebrities and other people with similar physical features. One host is flattered by being compared to them, while the other does not have a distinct enough voice to be impersonated.


[07:35 - 07:45]Speaker talks about being told he looks like Jason Momoa and how he used to have a curly hat that looked similar to him


[08:19 - 08:24]He denies the comparison and talks about how Southeast Asian people are often generalized and confused with other Asian cultures


[09:47 - 10:02]Speaker talks about how his hairstyle has changed over the years and how he used to have a more spiked look inspired by anime


[13:12 - 13:21]He explains that he didn't care about his appearance until later in his teenage years and that he went to an all-boys school


[13:12 - 13:21]Speaker talks about his lack of interest in dating during his school years and how he didn't start paying attention to his appearance until later on


[14:54 - 15:01]He mentions that his mom still buys him clothes and that Aki's mom buys him clothes as well


[07:35 - 15:01]The speaker discusses being compared to Jason Momoa, the confusion surrounding Southeast Asian cultures, his changing hairstyle, and his lack of interest in dating during his school years. He also mentions his mom still buying him clothes and Aki's mom buying him clothes as well.


[15:02 - 15:14] Joey borrowed one of Connor's t-shirts for a shoot a week ago.


[15:14 - 15:22]Connor thinks the t-shirt is plain and screams "corner".


[15:27 - 15:36]Connor used to only buy plain t-shirts in neutral colors, but now he is open to spending more money on clothes.


[15:36 - 15:43]He used to hate logos and prints on clothes, but now he is more open to them.


[16:39 - 16:45]Connor used to shop at Primark, a budget clothing brand, in university.


[17:42 - 17:54]Connor now sees the value in spending more money on clothes that will last longer.


[18:32 - 18:38]He thinks Primark's collaborations with brands like SpongeBob and PlayStation look tacky.


[18:50 - 18:57]Other stores like Forever 21 also have anime collaborations that look basic and unoriginal.


[20:52 - 21:06]He used to not care about fashion and didn't understand it.


[21:06 - 21:14]He used to hate logos and prints on clothes, but now he is more open to them.


[21:14 - 21:28]Connor used to only buy plain t-shirts in neutral colors, but now he is open to spending more money on clothes.


[21:14 - 21:28]Primark, a budget clothing brand, used to be his go-to store in university.


[21:28 - 21:35]There was a stigma in his all-boys school against dressing well and being perceived as gay.


[21:35 - 21:44]He used to not care about fashion and didn't understand it.


[21:35 - 21:44]There was a stigma in his all-boys school against dressing well and being perceived as gay.


[21:35 - 21:44]He now sees the value in spending more money on clothes that will last longer.


[21:59 - 22:07]Joey borrowed one of Connor's t-shirts for a shoot a week ago.


[22:07 - 22:18]The neckbeard community ruined fedoras for everyone. Comprehensive Summary:


[15:02 - 22:18]The neckbeard community ruined fedoras for everyone.


[22:18 - 22:25] Discussion about the negative connotations of wearing a fedora, compared to a Hitler mustache


[22:59 - 23:04]Debate about whether or not fedoras can be fashionable if paired with the right outfit


[24:37 - 24:45]Personal experiences with school uniforms, including a private school with a strict dress code


[26:17 - 26:24]Introduction of the sponsor, Honey, and discussion about the benefits of using their promo codes


[27:43 - 27:54]Comparison of school systems between the UK and Australia, including the mandatory sixth form in the UK


[28:50 - 28:55]Discussion of the introduction of blazers to the school uniform, and the controversy surrounding their cost


[22:18 - 29:46]Summary of school uniforms in the UK and Australia, and the differences between public and private schools


[29:46 - 29:55]College in the UK is typically one or two years and specialized


[29:55 - 30:00]University in the UK is different from college


[30:00 - 30:09]In the UK, there is a sixth form college and a preschool university


[30:09 - 30:15]In Australia, they don't use the term "college"


[30:09 - 30:15]"College" in the US is equivalent to "university" in the UK


[30:24 - 30:31]Some students tried to get away with not wearing blazers because they were itchy


[30:51 - 31:03]In school, students had to wear blazers and some could wear hoodies


[31:55 - 32:10]Some students called teachers by their first names in a cool sick form


[34:02 - 34:11]The speaker did a presentation about 9/11 conspiracy theories and convinced the teacher


[35:22 - 35:31]Home room was just a 15 minute break for teachers and students played games on their phones


[36:54 - 37:06]Sony bought out Crunchyroll, gaining a large market share in the anime industry


[37:06 - 37:13]Sony's acquisition of Crunchyroll is concerning for the industry


[37:13 - 37:19]Sony would have a monopoly if they also had Netflix


[37:27 - 37:35]Sentai film works and High Dive are other companies in the anime industry, but not as popular as Funimation and Crunchyroll


[29:46 - 37:47]College and university in the UK are different from the US, students had to wear blazers and some tried to get away with not wearing them due to itchiness, the speaker did a presentation about 9/11 conspiracy theories, and Sony bought out Crunchyroll, gaining a large market share in the anime industry.


[37:47 - 37:55]Discussion about the lack of exclusive titles on High Dive


[37:55 - 38:06]Mention of Legend of the Galactic Heroes as one of the only big exclusives on High Dive


[38:12 - 38:18]Mention of not knowing about other exclusives on High Dive


[38:18 - 38:26]Talk about watching Made in Abyss on Amazon Strike and its current streaming status on Amazon


[38:39 - 38:52]Mention of Amazon's confusing platform and difficulty in finding shows


[41:33 - 41:41]Discussion about Sony's acquisition of Funimation for 143 million in 2017


[42:42 - 42:51]Mention of Sony's recent acquisition of Crunchyroll for 1.2 billion


[42:51 - 43:04]Speculation on Sony's potential plans for the anime industry


[43:04 - 43:10]Comparison of Crunchyroll's value to Twitch's value when it was bought by Amazon


[44:58 - 45:05]Discussion on the spread of streaming services and the desire for one platform with all anime


[45:11 - 45:18]Confusion about which streaming service has which anime, especially in Japan


[37:47 - 45:38]Discussion on the lack of exclusive titles on High Dive, Sony's acquisition of Funimation and Crunchyroll, and the desire for a single platform to stream all anime.


[45:53 - 46:17]Discussion about frustration with having to use multiple streaming services to watch anime


[49:20 - 49:27]Discussion about the possibility of Disney acquiring Shonen Jump and potentially collaborating with the MCU


[49:20 - 49:27]Concerns about Disney's control and homogenization of properties


[49:43 - 50:01]Speculation about the potential for a single service to have a monopoly on the western anime market


[50:20 - 50:25]Comparison of branding between Crunchyroll and Funimation, and Netflix as the "cooler older brother"


[50:31 - 50:40]Mention of a dedicated search engine for finding which anime is on which streaming service


[52:03 - 52:14]Praise for Netflix's features such as skip opening and audio-only options


[52:14 - 52:26]Mention of the cardinal sin of skipping anime openings, but appreciation for the skip endings option


[52:49 - 52:55]Personal preference for binging anime and the convenience of Netflix's downloadable episodes


[45:38 - 53:29]The speaker discusses frustrations with having to use multiple streaming services for anime and speculates about the potential for a single service to dominate the market. They also discuss the possibility of Disney acquiring Shonen Jump and collaborating with the MCU, as well as concerns about Disney's control and homogenization of properties. They also compare the branding of Crunchyroll and Funimation, and praise Netflix's features such as skip opening and audio-only options. They also mention the cardinal sin of skipping anime openings, but appreciate the skip endings option and express a personal preference for binging anime and the convenience of Netflix's downloadable episodes.


[54:05 - 54:14] The speaker discusses the option to pay extra for a better streaming service on Crunchroll and Funimation.


[54:45 - 54:57]The speaker speculates about Sony's plans for Crunchroll and Funimation.


[54:57 - 55:03]They mention that Sony has a movie division and may start funding original anime.


[54:57 - 55:03]The speaker and the host discuss the potential for anime to become as popular as gaming.


[55:17 - 55:26]They mention that Funimation's website doesn't work well.


[56:15 - 56:31]They mention the recent speedrun competition and giveaway sponsored by EJ Anime Store.


[1.00:00 - 1.00:09]The loser of the competition must eat a black cobra chili, which they do on camera.


[1.00:54 - 1.01:03]The speaker tries the chili and describes it as "salty swamp."


[1.01:11 - 1.01:19]The host reads a message from the sponsors and thanks them.


[1.01:21 - 1.01:26]The episode concludes with a light-hearted discussion about not talking about anime on the podcast.


[53:29 - 1.01:38]The speaker discusses paying extra for a better streaming service, speculates about Sony's plans for Crunchroll and Funimation, and tries a black cobra chili as a forfeit for losing a speedrun competition sponsored by EJ Anime Store. The episode concludes with a lighthearted discussion about not talking about anime on the podcast.


[1.01:38 - 1.01:45]Speaker talks about not having well-formed opinions and just saying what they feel


[1.01:45 - 1.02:03]They discuss anime, food and gaming, and the speaker's rant about crusts and being allowed to not eat them as a child


[1.05:42 - 1.05:48]They talk about cleaning the house and how it feels like a waste of time and effort to make everything "zero" again


[1.06:32 - 1.06:38]Speaker shares their experience buying a Dyson vacuum and how it changed their life, convincing their parents to try it as well


[1.09:03 - 1.09:12]This leads to a discussion about cooking and the speaker's dislike for it


[1.01:38 - 1.09:12]In summary, the speaker talks about their lack of well-formed opinions, their rant about crusts, the process of cleaning and how it feels like a waste of time, their experience with buying a Dyson vacuum, and their dislike for cooking.


[1.09:12 - 1.09:21] Speaker discusses their dislike for cleaning and their preference for ordering takeout


[1.11:58 - 1.12:14]They did a time and money analysis of cooking and cleaning and found it to be sub-optimal


[1.12:14 - 1.12:25]They mention hiring a maid, but prefer using Uber Eats instead for more free time


[1.13:37 - 1.13:53]They enjoy doing laundry and having fresh sheets for sleeping and other activities


[1.15:04 - 1.15:14]Speaker's bed setup is cheap and uncomfortable, using a bed sheet as a makeshift mattress cover


[1.09:12 - 1.16:48]Speaker discusses their dislike for cleaning, preference for ordering takeout, and analysis of time and money spent on cooking and cleaning. They also mention their enjoyment of doing laundry and having fresh sheets, and their cheap and uncomfortable bed setup.


[1.16:48 - 1.16:57]Person talks about struggling to put bed sheets on and compares it to the power of Zeus


[1.18:25 - 1.18:32]They have a bed sheet that goes all around the mattress and is zipped up


[1.18:25 - 1.18:32]They have a backup bed sheet but prefer the zippered one


[1.19:15 - 1.19:21]They share a story about buying a futon in Japan and ending up with two different types


[1.20:45 - 1.20:52]They talk about the benefits of a tight bed sheet and avoiding the annoyance of sheets coming off in the corner


[1.21:19 - 1.21:24]Person shares their technique for putting on the bed sheet


[1.21:19 - 1.21:24]Person talks about their love for clean bed sheets and optimizing their cooking


[1.21:24 - 1.21:52]They also struggle with removing the bed sheet and have to flip the mattress to do so


[1.21:24 - 1.21:52]They mention the fiddliness of changing duvets and putting them back on


[1.22:09 - 1.22:22]They discuss their nightmare of having a duvet that is larger than the blanket


[1.22:09 - 1.22:22]Person shares their experience working in a hotel and having to change sheets daily


[1.22:44 - 1.22:55]Person hates the struggle of putting on bed sheets and bedding


[1.22:44 - 1.22:55]Person is used to the struggle of changing sheets due to their previous job


[1.23:11 - 1.23:17]They compare the struggle of changing sheets to shoveling shit


[1.16:48 - 1.23:58]Person struggles with putting on and removing bed sheets and bedding, but is used to it due to a previous job in a hotel. They prefer a tight, zippered bed sheet and dislike when the duvet is larger than the blanket. They also mention the benefits of clean bed sheets and optimizing cooking.


[1.23:58 - 1.24:14]The speaker discusses their experience working in a hotel kitchen.


[1.24:33 - 1.24:44]They express their love for the feeling of being in a hotel bed, but dislike when the duvet is tucked in too tightly.


[1.27:07 - 1.27:19]The speaker and others in the conversation discuss wearing shoes in the house and on the bed, with the speaker expressing their confusion and distaste for it.


[1.27:57 - 1.28:03]The speaker expresses disbelief and amusement at this habit.


[1.30:01 - 1.30:16]They talk about the use of pajamas and their preference for minimal clothing while sleeping.


[1.30:59 - 1.31:17]The conversation turns to sleeping at a friend's house and the speaker's habit of stripping down to just boxers.


[1.30:59 - 1.31:17]They mention taking off shirts while using the restroom, and the speaker's friends who take off their shirts when using the restroom.


[1.30:59 - 1.31:17]The conversation turns to a friend who takes off their shirt while using the restroom, and the speaker's habit of taking off their shirt when experiencing intense pain.


[1.31:50 - 1.31:58]The speaker compares the friend's habit to Goku's weighted training in the anime Dragon Ball Z.


[1.23:58 - 1.31:58]The speaker and others in the conversation discuss their experiences with sleeping and using the restroom, including their preferences for minimal clothing, their dislike of wearing shoes in the house and on the bed, and the habit of taking off shirts in various situations. The speaker also expresses amusement and disbelief at their friend's habit of taking off their shirt while using the restroom, comparing it to a fictional character's training method.


[1.31:58 - 1.32:04]Discussion about using maximum energy to push something while sweating


[1.32:04 - 1.32:13]Mention of being hungover and not wanting to take off shirt


[1.33:24 - 1.33:29]Discussion about vomiting while naked and not wanting to get bodily fluids on clothes


[1.33:36 - 1.33:43]Anecdote about taking a shit while wearing a suit


[1.33:43 - 1.33:57]Dislike of wearing a t-shirt in bed during winter


[1.35:01 - 1.35:10]Discussion about a heated table called a katatsu


[1.36:17 - 1.36:22]Debate about whether the room or legs should be warm during winter


[1.36:33 - 1.36:41]Preference for being warm in a cold room


[1.36:41 - 1.37:00]Discomfort with stuffy rooms


[1.37:31 - 1.37:50]Mention of opening a window to avoid stuffiness


[1.38:21 - 1.38:27]Comfort of being in a warm room during a thunderstorm


[1.38:44 - 1.38:50]Example of being comfortable while camping in freezing weather


[1.38:50 - 1.38:55]Enjoyment of being warm inside while it is cold outside


[1.39:14 - 1.39:20]Desire for comfort and contentment in a room


[1.39:20 - 1.39:29]Reluctance to wear turtlenecks and use a heater for warmth


[1.31:58 - 1.39:29]The speakers discuss various methods and preferences for staying comfortable and warm during winter, including using maximum energy, vomiting while naked, and using heated tables. They also mention disliking stuffy rooms and preferring to be warm while it is cold outside.


[1.39:42 - 1.39:52] The speaker discusses their dislike of turtlenecks and scarves due to overheating around the neck.


[1.41:00 - 1.41:07]They then mention their love for katatsus, a heated table in Japan, because it warms them up without feeling stuffy.


[1.41:54 - 1.42:00]They mention how they always bring a camping chair to sit on when using a katatsu.


[1.42:00 - 1.42:10]The speaker talks about the first time they experienced a katatsu and how it was a life-changing moment.


[1.42:31 - 1.42:41]The speaker also talks about their love for bidets and how they have ruined regular toilets for them.


[1.42:31 - 1.42:41]They mention how they have ruined toilets for themselves and plan to invest in a premium bidet when they move back to the UK.


[1.42:31 - 1.42:41]The speaker discusses the feeling of having a clean bum after using a bidet and how they use toilet paper to dry off.


[1.44:57 - 1.45:03]They mention the difference between wiping to dry and wiping to get the shit out.


[1.45:50 - 1.46:02]The speaker talks about the weak quality of toilet paper in Asia and how they prefer to use double ply.


[1.39:29 - 1.46:33]In summary, the speaker discusses their dislike of turtlenecks and love for katatsus, their obsession with bidets, and their preference for using good quality toilet paper. They also mention how they have ruined regular toilets for themselves and plan to invest in a premium bidet when they move back to the UK.


[1.51:42 - 1.51:54]The speaker talks about the bidet experience in Japan


[1.53:07 - 1.53:30]They mention that the toilet experience is one of the top three things they love about Japan


[1.53:30 - 1.53:41]They talk about the feeling of being clean after using the bidet and how it is on par with the food experience in Japan


[1.53:41 - 1.53:53]The speaker talks about the feeling of water shooting up their butt from the bidet


[1.53:53 - 1.53:58]The speaker mentions their channel wouldn't exist without the ability to shit or shower


[1.53:59 - 1.54:05]They discuss the pressure of the bidet and how it can clean properly without getting water stuck in their butt


[1.53:59 - 1.54:05]The speaker mentions their bidet is set to maximum pressure and is perfect for them


[1.53:59 - 1.54:05]The speaker mentions they look forward to taking a shit and cracking open the bidet with their friends


[1.53:59 - 1.54:05]They discuss the self bidet in Southeast Asian countries and how it can lead to wet balls


[1.53:59 - 1.54:05]The speaker talks about the precision of the bidet and how they know where it will spray


[1.54:12 - 1.54:21]The speaker talks about a traumatic experience with a bidet in Australia


[1.54:22 - 1.54:27]They talk about the bidet being like a warm ass and a sacred place for them, similar to the shower


[1.54:22 - 1.54:27]They mention being worried about using the bidet for the first time in Japan


[1.46:33 - 1.54:40]The speaker discusses their love for the Japanese bidet experience, including the pressure, cleanliness, and enjoyment it brings. They compare it to the food experience in Japan and mention it as a sacred place similar to the shower. They also discuss their experience with self bidets in Southeast Asian countries and a traumatic bidet experience in Australia.


[1.54:41 - 1.55:03] First time seeing a bidet and questioning how to use it


[1.55:23 - 1.55:29]Pressing the wrong button and getting sprayed in the face


[1.55:29 - 1.55:35]Thinking the toilet was broken and calling for help


[1.55:46 - 1.55:53]Bidet water is warm and feels like a warm shower


[1.56:08 - 1.56:18]Bidet is like discovering a new fetish


[1.57:19 - 1.57:24]Feeling properly clean after using a bidet


[1.57:24 - 1.57:30]Taking multiple showers a day and loving the feeling


[1.59:02 - 1.59:11]Japanese baths are small but convenient with their scheduling feature


[2.01:15 - 2.01:25]Bath position is important for relaxation


[2.01:56 - 2.02:14]Accidentally hitting the tap and ruining the bath experience


[2.02:19 - 2.02:26]Parents' bath not nice enough


[1.54:41 - 2.02:31]The speaker shares their experience with bidets and how they mistakenly pressed the wrong button and got sprayed in the face. They also discuss the convenience of Japanese baths and express their love for taking multiple showers a day.


[2.02:32 - 2.02:40]The speaker discusses their love for hotels and showers


[2.02:46 - 2.02:56]They mention enjoying rain in Southeast Asia


[2.02:56 - 2.03:05]They compare it to British rain and describe it as warm and refreshing


[2.03:35 - 2.03:47]They mention their experience with humidity in the Philippines and not being able to cool off in the pool


[2.04:13 - 2.04:24]The speaker talks about swimming in public pools and prefers ones that are initially cold


[2.05:40 - 2.05:45]They mention wanting to watch their friend use the toilet to judge their technique


[2.06:46 - 2.06:52]The speaker debates using a bidet and the benefits of using one


[2.08:02 - 2.08:11]The speaker suggests doing a tour of the US for Trash Taste live shows


[2.08:23 - 2.08:37]They ask listeners for their thoughts on the idea


[2.08:23 - 2.08:37]They provide information about their Patreon, Twitter, subreddit, and Spotify


[2.08:44 - 2.09:04]The speaker ends with a humorous argument about their different shitting techniques


[2.02:32 - 2.09:46]The speaker discusses their preferences for hotels and showers, enjoying rain in Southeast Asia, swimming in public pools, humidity in the Philippines, the use of bidets, and the possibility of doing a US tour for Trash Taste live shows. They also mention their Patreon, Twitter, subreddit, and Spotify and end with a humorous argument about different shitting techniques.