[00:00 - 01:37]Santa Claus enters the conversation, demanding money from one of the speakers

[00:15 - 01:05]Introduction to the conversation, discussing a character named Mr. Claus

[01:06 - 02:17]Santa Claus enters the conversation, demanding money from one of the speakers

[02:17 - 03:05]Discussion about payment and plans for dinner at a steakhouse

[02:32 - 03:56]Santa Claus reveals himself to be the stepfather of one of the podcast hosts

[03:06 - 03:47]Discussion about family and who is invited to dinner

[03:56 - 04:42]Mention of a past altercation involving the podcast host and another guest

[04:42 - 06:04]Santa Claus compares himself to Rudolph and Jesus

[04:54 - 05:13]Introduction to the conversation, discussing a character named Mr. Claus

[05:21 - 06:58]Discussion about family and who is invited to dinner

[06:19 - 06:43]The speaker's mother started dating Peter while the speaker was in high school.

[06:30 - 09:23]Introduction to the conversation, discussing a character named Mr. Claus

[06:44 - 07:09]The speaker eventually asked Paloma out and they went on a first date that did not involve Five Guys as some people had mistakenly believed.

[06:50 - 08:26]The speaker first met Paloma at a bonfire in April 2013.

[07:30 - 07:59]Paloma liked the music the speaker played at the bonfire and the speaker dropped off a CD for her.

[08:00 - 08:40]The following week, the speaker was invited to a gathering at Paloma's house where they met for the first time.

[08:42 - 09:04]The speaker struggled to add Paloma's number to their phone and she had to do it for them.

[09:04 - 10:52]Paloma grilled the speaker and was hesitant to go out with them.

[09:31 - 09:57]The speaker first met Paloma at a bonfire in April 2013.

[09:31 - 09:57]Discussion about a dating concept called "hot pursuit"

[09:39 - 10:52]Mention of expensive food and a "seasoned wedding"

[10:05 - 12:30]Plan to go out for dinner at either Five Guys or Michael Timothy's

[10:59 - 11:36]The speaker's mother doesn't lie often and the speaker would eventually find out when Peter was there.

[11:18 - 11:54]The speaker eventually asked Paloma out and they went on a first date that did not involve Five Guys as some people had mistakenly believed.

[11:55 - 12:24]The speaker's mother doesn't lie often and the speaker would eventually find out when Peter was there.

[12:25 - 12:55]Paloma grilled the speaker and was hesitant to go out with them.

[12:31 - 12:55]Discussion about sharing a salad and whether it's a red flag

[12:55 - 13:48]The proposal happened in March and they had a wedding in three months.

[12:55 - 14:11]Memories of spending nights together in college

[13:25 - 13:48]Suggestion to go to Vegas for a date

[13:48 - 14:11]The speaker's mother started dating Peter while the speaker was in high school.

[13:48 - 15:49]Accusation of sneaking around in high school

[14:12 - 15:02]The speaker's mother would lie about Peter being there, but the speaker could always tell.

[14:38 - 15:16]The speaker's mother had a rule that Peter couldn't sleep over while the speaker was home.

[15:17 - 15:36]Paloma grilled the speaker and was hesitant to go out with them.

[15:17 - 17:03]Ludwig was told something and asked if he was messing up the vibes, but he denies it.

[15:36 - 16:05]The speaker's mother doesn't lie often and the speaker would eventually find out when Peter was there.

[15:49 - 16:25]Ludwig reveals that he may have snuck a beer for Peter when he was younger.

[15:49 - 16:55]Discovery of a set of real pearl necklaces

[16:05 - 16:12]The speaker and Paloma got married three years later.

[16:12 - 16:55]The speaker's mother would lie about Peter being there, but the speaker could always tell.

[16:25 - 16:55]They talk about Tony being on the naughty list for making a PowerPoint about Mrs. Claus.

[16:38 - 16:44]Peter talks about playing dominoes with Ludwig and impressing him with his intelligence.

[16:38 - 16:49]The speaker had to convince Paloma to give them her phone number.

[16:44 - 17:58]Mention of not going overboard with expensive gifts

[16:44 - 18:03]He talks about not getting angry and his stepmom barking at him for years.

[16:56 - 17:17]The speaker recalls questioning their mother about Peter being there and she would deny it.

[17:04 - 17:25]The speaker's mother didn't want to bring Peter around as she wanted to remain single in the house.

[17:11 - 19:06]Discussion about women's love for jewelry

[17:11 - 19:06]Peter talks about wanting to spend time on the beach with a drink in hand.

[17:18 - 18:03]Shopping for Christmas presents at a store called Barmequians

[17:18 - 19:19]Ludwig asks Peter about his age and retirement plans.

[17:25 - 17:38]Paloma grilled the speaker and was hesitant to go out with them.

[19:06 - 19:12]Mention of not going overboard with expensive gifts

[19:06 - 19:51]He talks about not getting angry and his stepmom barking at him for years.

[19:12 - 19:59]Confusion about what was actually ordered at Michael Timothy's

[19:26 - 20:05]Accusation of sneaking around in high school

[19:40 - 19:51]Mention of not going overboard with expensive gifts

[19:51 - 20:36]Ludwig reveals that he may have snuck a beer for Peter when he was younger.

[20:00 - 21:08]They talk about Barack Obama attending the same school as Peter.

[20:18 - 20:30]He talks about not getting angry and his stepmom barking at him for years.

[20:41 - 21:02]They talk about Barack Obama attending the same school as Peter.

[21:08 - 21:25]Barack Obama once recited a poem that talked about liking ribs and pussy.

[21:26 - 22:43]Peter talks about wanting to spend time on the beach with a drink in hand.

[21:34 - 21:54]Ludwig asks Peter about his age and retirement plans.

[22:44 - 24:27]He talks about not getting angry and his stepmom barking at him for years.

[22:50 - 23:43]Ludwig talks about using the race card as a joke.

[22:57 - 25:18]He talks about not getting angry and his stepmom barking at him for years.

[24:50 - 25:13]Peter talks about playing dominoes with Ludwig and impressing him with his intelligence.

[25:19 - 26:56]They discuss speaking French and how Peter didn't want to make others speak English for him.

[25:49 - 26:13]Peter talks about wanting to spend time on the beach with a drink in hand.

[25:49 - 28:29]The speaker started watching Berserk after watching a YouTube video about violent animes

[25:55 - 26:13]The speaker condemns smoking and calls it a "nasty habit"

[26:13 - 26:56]The speaker watched the French dub of Berserk without headphones

[27:12 - 27:54]The speaker's favorite character is Guts, initially thought his name was Gus

[28:40 - 30:03]The speaker watched the French dub of Berserk without headphones

[28:55 - 29:44]Peter and the speaker watched the anime Berserk together

[29:44 - 30:41]The speaker started watching Berserk after watching a YouTube video about violent animes

[30:21 - 30:28]Peter advised to not start smoking or develop any addictions

[30:41 - 31:04]The speaker's mother doesn't approve of him watching anime

[31:04 - 32:06]The speaker's brother gave them paper crowns and jokes as presents

[31:17 - 31:54]The speaker's brother is religious, but it's a secret

[32:06 - 32:17]Peter and the speaker watched the anime Berserk together

[32:17 - 34:43]The speaker asked Peter for advice for someone in their late 20s or early 30s

[32:23 - 34:36]The speaker's brother gave them paper crowns and jokes as presents

[34:43 - 35:09]The speaker asked Peter for advice for someone in their late 20s or early 30s

[35:09 - 36:08]Peter advised to not start smoking or develop any addictions

[35:09 - 37:01]The elder knowledge man's guest, Peter, reveals that he also occasionally smokes cigarettes

[35:16 - 36:15]The speaker condemns smoking and calls it a "nasty habit"

[35:16 - 37:19]The conversation shifts to discussing college experiences, including fraternity names and the speaker's stage name, "Hundreds"

[37:20 - 37:59]He shares a personal story of how he started smoking cigarettes, influenced by a friend who introduced him to smokeless tobacco

[38:00 - 39:53]He mentions trying various methods to quit smoking, including nicotine patches and Chantix

[39:21 - 40:24]The conversation shifts to discussing college experiences, including fraternity names and the speaker's stage name, "Hundreds"

[39:28 - 41:23]Peter shares a personal story of using liquid amphetamines for a college experiment

[41:23 - 42:54]He shares a personal story of how he started smoking cigarettes, influenced by a friend who introduced him to smokeless tobacco

[41:28 - 42:42]The elder knowledge man's guest, Peter, reveals that he also occasionally smokes cigarettes

[41:56 - 44:36]They discuss the effects of different drugs on rats, including amphetamines and marijuana

[43:19 - 44:29]Peter shares a personal story of using liquid amphetamines for a college experiment

[43:39 - 44:15]The elder knowledge man's guest, Peter, reveals that he also occasionally smokes cigarettes

[44:37 - 45:54]An elder knowledge man advises against smoking cigarettes

[45:54 - 48:11]He also reveals that he went to the same college as Barack Obama, who went by the name "Barry" at the time

[46:56 - 47:50]They discuss why Peter's middle name is weird and how it's like he already has a first name

[47:39 - 48:17]The speaker credits his college experience for leading him to improv, streaming, and success.

[47:39 - 48:51]The conversation returns to discussing Peter's karate skills and potential alter egos

[47:51 - 48:44]They talk about how he wanted to stay close to his mother and go to UNH

[48:52 - 57:24]The conversation shifts to karate and Peter's experience with martial arts

[57:25 - 58:54]They discuss Peter's job as a lawyer and how it can be jading

[57:25 - 58:59]The conversation ends with the speaker joking about being a lawyer and discussing their hypothetical courtroom tactics.

[58:54 - 1.00:16]They joke about people threatening to kill them and eating their bones.

[59:00 - 1.01:13]There is a discussion about restraining orders and whether or not they can be obtained without the other party's knowledge.

[59:09 - 1.01:38]The speaker mentions a scenario where they would want to obtain a restraining order against someone for showing them their genitals.

[59:16 - 59:28]They discuss Peter's job as a lawyer and how it can be jading

[59:16 - 59:28]There is a discussion about restraining orders and whether or not they can be obtained without the other party's knowledge.

[1.00:10 - 1.00:21]The conversation ends with the speaker joking about being a lawyer and discussing their hypothetical courtroom tactics.

[1.01:18 - 1.02:15]The speaker mentions a scenario where they would want to obtain a restraining order against someone for showing them their genitals.

[1.01:41 - 1.04:16]The conversation shifts to discussing whether or not a lawyer can lie and the concept of "reasonable" lies.

[1.02:16 - 1.02:47]The speaker talks about representing themselves in court and how it is a disaster.

[1.04:16 - 1.04:38]The conversation ends with the speaker joking about being a lawyer and discussing their hypothetical courtroom tactics.

[1.04:38 - 1.06:43]They mention a case where a woman hired a hitman to kill her husband and how it was caught on the TV show Cops.

[1.05:26 - 1.10:10]The conversation ends with the speaker joking about being a lawyer and discussing their hypothetical courtroom tactics.

[1.10:10 - 1.13:04]The speaker mentions a potential case involving Tom Brady and his alleged involvement in a Super Bowl loss.

[1.10:23 - 1.13:47]The conversation ends with the speaker joking about being a lawyer and discussing their hypothetical courtroom tactics.

[1.14:05 - 1.15:46]The conversation then shifts to gambling and skiing

[1.14:31 - 1.16:13]The speaker mentions different types of lawyers, including ambulance chasers and collection attorneys.

[1.15:26 - 1.17:07]Peter has a black belt and still has hair despite being an old man

[1.15:54 - 1.18:02]Peter denies visiting her in Vegas and clarifies that he only got it put back on

[1.17:29 - 1.18:24]Peter has a black belt and still has hair despite being an old man

[1.18:24 - 1.20:16]The conversation then turns to Columbia University and their alumni association asking for donations

[1.20:17 - 1.21:25]Peter denies visiting her in Vegas and clarifies that he only got it put back on

[1.21:25 - 1.23:30]Peter has a black belt and still has hair despite being an old man

[1.21:59 - 1.22:29]The conversation then shifts to gambling and skiing

[1.22:29 - 1.23:23]Peter has a black belt and still has hair despite being an old man

[1.23:06 - 1.24:20]The discussion turns to martial arts and the different levels of belts

[1.24:20 - 1.28:55]The conversation then shifts to gambling and skiing

[1.28:18 - 1.29:10]Peter mentions he is terrible at snowboarding due to a knee injury

[1.29:10 - 1.30:15]The conversation ends with an apology to a man named Steve and making plans for a Christmas dinner at Del Frisco's.

[1.30:15 - 1.31:39]The conversation then shifts to gambling and skiing