[00:04 - 00:11]Announcement of a serious topic

[00:11 - 00:25]Both hosts discovered their penises are not as big as they thought

[00:43 - 00:55]Will continue with same podcast, just different sized penises

[00:55 - 01:04]Episode 114 is the Halloween edition

[01:17 - 01:23]Discussion of Halloween vs. Hallowsy

[02:22 - 02:29]Ghosts and scary things are the topic of the episode

[03:06 - 03:21]Ghosts can give STDs

[04:16 - 04:22]One in five adults have herpes

[04:51 - 04:58]Discussion of being responsible with sexual partners

[05:14 - 05:19]Recent scare about hepatitis

[05:47 - 05:55]Ross gets very drunk after a show

[06:32 - 06:38]Eats mac and cheese off the sidewalk

[07:26 - 07:31]Hosts also eat some off the sidewalk

[00:04 - 07:31]The hosts make a serious announcement about their penises, then discuss the Halloween edition of their podcast. They talk about ghosts and the possibility of them giving STDs, and discuss a recent scare involving hepatitis. After a show, Ross gets very drunk and eats mac and cheese off the sidewalk, and the hosts accidentally eat some as well.

[07:38 - 07:44]Ryan tells the speaker that they can get herpes from eating mac and cheese off the sidewalk in Los Angeles

[08:24 - 08:32]The speaker freaks out and calls their friend Ross to warn him about the potential STD risk

[10:11 - 10:17]Ross gets angry and consults a microbiologist who says it is unlikely to contract hepatitis from eating off the sidewalk

[11:20 - 11:26]The topic shifts to circumcision and the speaker shares their experience of having their foreskin removed

[13:05 - 13:13]The speaker and Ryan make jokes about penises and circumcision, leading to an awkward moment

[13:55 - 14:04]They then talk about the movie Holes and the lesson of not digging someone else's hole

[07:32 - 14:24]The speaker tells a story about being warned by their friend Ryan that they could get herpes from eating mac and cheese off the sidewalk in Los Angeles. They freak out and warn their friend Ross, who consults a microbiologist and later gets angry at the speaker. The topic shifts to circumcision and the speaker shares their experience. Jokes are made about penises and the movie Holes is mentioned. The final line references a song from the movie and compares it to the current situation.

[15:06 - 15:13] Narrator shares a childhood story about digging a hole with neighbors.

[15:27 - 15:38]He recalls being asked to climb through a narrow tunnel dug by his neighbors.

[15:38 - 15:46]He admits it was a terrifying experience but at the time he did not think of the potential danger.

[17:27 - 17:35]The group of friends decide to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

[18:38 - 18:47]When he tries to talk to her, his friend comes from behind and kisses her, revealing that they are on a double date.

[18:58 - 19:05]The narrator has a crush on one of the girls in the group and his friend encourages him to pursue her.

[19:38 - 19:45]The group was originally planned to be a fun night out, but turned into a romantic outing for the couples.

[19:53 - 20:03]The narrator is left walking alone behind the couples, feeling disappointed and heartbroken.

[21:13 - 21:21]Tyler Perry did not release a third Madea Halloween movie this year.

[14:24 - 21:52]Narrator's experience of being left behind and disappointed on Halloween.

[21:52 - 22:01]2019 - discussing going to see Madea's family funeral

[22:01 - 22:11]Imagining a potential scary sequel to Madea's Halloween

[23:51 - 23:56]Promotion for MeUndies

[24:58 - 25:04]Matt's favorite Halloween song

[25:54 - 26:00]Ryan's near death experience at the gym

[28:05 - 28:12]Discussion of living forever and aging slower

[28:32 - 28:45]Introduction of special guest to talk about conspiracy theories

[21:52 - 28:45]Discussion of various topics, including a potential sequel to Madea's Halloween, promotion for MeUndies, favorite Halloween songs, near death experience at the gym, and thoughts on living forever and aging slower. Special guest joins to discuss conspiracy theories.

[32:00 - 32:23]JFK assassination conspiracy theories

[34:02 - 34:12]Project Philadelphia (teleportation experiment)

[34:12 - 34:17]Friend jerking off in front of narrator as a kid

[34:40 - 34:48]Personal experience with coincidences

[34:48 - 35:13]Stanley Kubrick's alleged involvement in faking the moon landing

[35:38 - 36:08]The competitive and depressed state of the country during the space race

[36:27 - 36:55]Nazis fleeing to Argentina after World War II

[28:45 - 36:55]The discussion includes various conspiracy theories such as JFK's assassination, Project Philadelphia, and the moon landing, as well as personal experiences and historical events related to these theories.

[36:55 - 37:23]Many people believe that Hitler faked his death and escaped to Argentina

[37:32 - 37:42]Allegedly, there were 20 failed Soviet missions before they successfully sent the first man into orbit

[37:42 - 38:03]There is a theory about "lost cosmonauts" during the space race between the Soviet Union and United States

[37:42 - 38:03]There are alleged radio recordings of the failed missions

[38:28 - 39:06]The Soviet Union denies these failures and covers them up

[43:03 - 43:40]There is a theory that governments will stage an alien invasion to control people

[44:18 - 44:24]Politicians are mainly focused on themselves and their own power

[45:01 - 45:17]A soldier named General Butt Naked was known for going into battle with just his shoes and gun and sacrificing human children before battle

[45:25 - 45:34]He retired and became a pastor

[36:55 - 45:34]The text discusses various conspiracy theories such as Hitler faking his death, the existence of "lost cosmonauts" during the space race, and a theory about governments staging an alien invasion. It also touches on the self-centered nature of politicians and the bizarre story of a soldier named General Butt Naked.

[46:02 - 46:08]Man is still alive and is now a pastor

[46:37 - 47:07]He was known for eating children's hearts and going into battle naked

[46:37 - 47:07]There are pictures of him in his past life as a warlord

[46:37 - 47:07]He is now a pastor in Liberia

[47:26 - 47:34]He can talk to spirits and believes he is a messenger of God

[47:26 - 47:34]He believes in a Chinese phantom

[47:44 - 47:52]Plans to play Red Dead Redemption 2 tonight

[47:52 - 47:58]There are plans to play and record the game

[47:58 - 48:07]The host wants to enjoy the game, not just monetize it

[48:07 - 48:29]The host completed another game, Spider-Man, quickly

[48:49 - 48:56]There is disappointment about not being able to have gay cowboy sex in the new game Red Dead Redemption 2

[49:41 - 50:01]The host has a lot of work to do today

[51:11 - 51:19]The podcast is wrapping up

[51:25 - 51:31]Mention of a song

[51:31 - 51:59]They acknowledge that it wasn't a very spooky episode

[51:31 - 51:59]Mention of potential risks for listeners who are driving or doing other activities while listening

[52:39 - 52:52]Plans to release Dead Space and other spooky content

[45:34 - 53:03]Man who used to be a warlord is now a pastor and has some interesting beliefs, including talking to spirits and believing in a Chinese phantom. The hosts plan to play and record Red Dead Redemption 2 tonight, but also want to enjoy it. They also have plans to release spooky content in the future.