[00:00 - 01:00]A person is on a public train and overhears someone frustrated with their phone not working

[00:39 - 07:16]They then discuss a previous incident where someone griefed them in a game

[04:12 - 06:33]They discuss how the person should handle the situation with humor

[07:16 - 09:22]They share a story about being scammed by someone pretending to need gas for their car

[09:38 - 12:42]They discuss arranging a scat polycule meetup and compare it to a goon cave meetup

[12:43 - 16:00]They discuss the concept of gooning and a potential goon commander character

[12:51 - 13:46]They mention the surprising amount of dildos and sex toys in some goon cave setups

[16:00 - 17:37]The speaker discusses the cleverness of the name of a group called "Goon Game"

[16:17 - 16:46]The team comes up with a comedic idea involving a man who wakes up with a pharaoh's penis

[16:49 - 20:04]They mention a recent 48-hour film festival they participated in with a team

[20:05 - 20:44]They mention meeting other interesting people at the festival, including two henchmen watching wrestling

[20:44 - 22:38]The team comes up with a comedic idea involving a man who wakes up with a pharaoh's penis

[21:41 - 22:07]They discuss the genres they were assigned for the festival, including dark comedy and medical drama

[22:38 - 23:25]They explain the process of the film festival and the potential for success and recognition

[23:29 - 25:24]The speaker talks about their habits on stream, including pretending to lick their hand and hair

[23:42 - 24:55]The speaker discusses the cleverness of the name of a group called "Goon Game"

[24:19 - 24:37]The speaker mentions the financial strain of participating in the film festival.

[24:19 - 26:40]The speaker speaks in a sophisticated manner for a 15-year-old

[24:56 - 26:48]The team discusses the possibility of selling their film to a studio or company

[25:06 - 27:28]The speaker talks about their habits on stream, including pretending to lick their hand and hair

[27:28 - 28:36]They mention meeting other interesting people at the festival, including two henchmen watching wrestling

[27:28 - 28:36]The speaker helps out in a studio but ends up sitting and watching wrestling for an hour

[28:20 - 29:26]They discuss UFC and concussions, as well as the potential effects of blue skittles on sperm count

[28:20 - 31:11]They discuss the potential for injuries in MMA and the choice to create a league with lower pay but more fighting opportunities

[29:26 - 30:05]No one has died in a UFC fight, but people have died in "Satan's backyard"

[30:06 - 32:27]The topic shifts to George Bush and 9/11, with the speaker questioning why his father didn't scramble jets to help

[30:18 - 31:05]The speaker discusses the cleverness of the name of a group called "Goon Game"

[30:33 - 32:33]The speaker speaks in a sophisticated manner for a 15-year-old

[30:51 - 31:53]The speaker helps out in a studio but ends up sitting and watching wrestling for an hour

[32:33 - 34:47]The topic shifts to George Bush and 9/11, with the speaker questioning why his father didn't scramble jets to help

[34:34 - 36:10]The speaker's mom makes a variety of meals, including "goon dinner" and lunchables.

[36:12 - 37:07]The concept of "girl dinner" is introduced, where women eat certain foods to stay thin

[36:33 - 38:55]The speaker's friend, Nick, goes on a tirade about semen and Mario Kart

[37:07 - 38:43]The speaker's mom makes a variety of meals, including "goon dinner" and lunchables.

[38:43 - 42:06]The speaker and their friends discuss a book they found on Amazon about recipes that use semen

[40:29 - 41:55]They joke about making a YouTube video about it and getting jizz from strangers

[41:21 - 44:22]The speaker's friends gather around and cheer for Nick while he plays a game

[43:51 - 44:54]Later, the speaker and their friends brainstorm ideas for the film, with the speaker pacing around the room while others discuss the project.

[44:07 - 46:07]The speaker's friend, Nick, goes on a tirade about semen and Mario Kart

[46:07 - 48:55]Later, the speaker and their friends brainstorm ideas for the film, with the speaker pacing around the room while others discuss the project.

[46:20 - 49:57]The speaker's friends gather around and cheer for Nick while he plays a game

[46:45 - 49:46]The speaker discusses a legend who is wearing a mocap suit while playing Valorant.

[47:48 - 47:54]The speaker expresses admiration for Floyd Mayweather and his nickname "Money Maker."

[47:54 - 48:55]The speaker discusses a legend who is wearing a mocap suit while playing Valorant.

[49:46 - 50:17]The speaker shares their love for guilty gear and their knowledge of five characters from the game.

[50:17 - 51:29]They mention a character named Axel who is known for shooting guns.

[51:34 - 52:54]They talk about how their friend Mango would tweet about wanting Left to lose in tournaments.

[52:06 - 52:31]The speaker talks about a player named Left who won at Evo by shooting another player with a gun.

[52:32 - 53:19]They talk about how their friend Mango would tweet about wanting Left to lose in tournaments.

[53:01 - 55:10]They discuss different esports players and their nicknames.

[53:19 - 54:14]They mention a player named Arslan Ash who won at Evo and discuss the history of the Pakistani Tekken player.

[53:38 - 54:31]The speaker talks about a player named Left who won at Evo by shooting another player with a gun.

[53:59 - 55:21]They mention a character named Axel who is known for shooting guns.

[55:21 - 57:16]The speaker expresses admiration for Floyd Mayweather and his nickname "Money Maker."

[57:16 - 58:23]They discuss the sponsor for the podcast, Mitten Mobile, and make jokes about inflation.

[58:43 - 1.01:21]The speaker talks about their experience at a Taylor Swift concert and getting a guitar pick from her father.

[58:54 - 1.02:02]The speaker's partner is a big fan of Taylor Swift and explained the intricacies of her performances to them.

[59:03 - 1.01:35]The speaker and their partner attended a Taylor Swift concert, where they witnessed her perform for five nights in a row to sold-out crowds.

[1.01:02 - 1.02:17]The speaker's partner is a big fan of Taylor Swift and explained the intricacies of her performances to them.

[1.01:21 - 1.01:44]They discuss the graphics and effects at the concert and compare it to the lore of Call of Duty zombies.

[1.02:17 - 1.02:59]Taylor Swift is compared to a competitive athlete during her concerts, with high energy and constant movement.

[1.03:15 - 1.04:48]The speaker stood for the entire concert because their partner was standing and they didn't want to appear disinterested.

[1.04:50 - 1.06:41]The speaker and their partner attended a Taylor Swift concert, where they witnessed her perform for five nights in a row to sold-out crowds.

[1.06:41 - 1.10:38]The speaker's partner was hoping for a specific song, Cornelia Street, to be played, but it wasn't on the set list.

[1.06:51 - 1.08:13]The speaker also mentions their dislike for the way Taylor Swift pronounces certain words in her songs.

[1.07:42 - 1.10:15]The speaker's partner is a big fan of Taylor Swift and explained the intricacies of her performances to them.

[1.09:22 - 1.10:29]Taylor Swift is compared to a competitive athlete during her concerts, with high energy and constant movement.

[1.10:01 - 1.13:15]The speaker's partner is a big fan of Taylor Swift and explained the intricacies of her performances to them.

[1.11:57 - 1.13:03]The speaker's partner was hoping for a specific song, Cornelia Street, to be played, but it wasn't on the set list.

[1.13:15 - 1.14:28]Discussion about a video of someone reacting to something and women in society

[1.13:15 - 1.15:03]The speaker mentions famous female artists who have "felled off" in the past, such as Madonna and Judy Dench.

[1.14:28 - 1.14:48]Mention of wanting to try pickleball

[1.14:48 - 1.15:03]Discussion about a video of someone reacting to something and women in society

[1.15:03 - 1.15:16]Mention of Heather Rum and her potential copyright issues

[1.15:16 - 1.15:43]Discussion about a potent accent and a state being the cleanest

[1.15:26 - 1.15:33]Discussion about a meal yang or right

[1.15:43 - 1.17:21]Mention of a YouTuber who reviews salvia

[1.16:07 - 1.16:13]Mention of wanting to smoke with Zipper.

[1.16:20 - 1.16:26]Discussion about salvia being legal in many states

[1.16:26 - 1.16:43]Mention of salvia and watching videos of people's reactions to it

[1.17:21 - 1.18:33]Mention of wanting to smoke with Zipper.

[1.17:59 - 1.19:06]Mention of a YouTuber who reviews salvia

[1.18:33 - 1.18:39]Mention of wanting to smoke with Zipper.

[1.19:06 - 1.20:08]Discussion about wanting to try opium

[1.19:23 - 1.19:31]Mention of opium being part of the opium trade pushed by the British

[1.19:31 - 1.19:40]Discussion about opium being smoked in Chinese brothels in the 1800s

[1.20:08 - 1.20:56]Mention of working on the Great Wall of China while smoking opium

[1.20:57 - 1.21:27]Discussion about the length of time it took to build the Great Wall

[1.21:37 - 1.22:20]Mention of the opium wars and their relationship to the Great Wall

[1.22:20 - 1.23:07]Mention of packing nicotine dots and trying to get menthol crushes

[1.22:41 - 1.22:46]Mention of wanting to smoke with Zipper.

[1.22:41 - 1.22:46]Two people are discussing taking care of someone

[1.22:46 - 1.23:23]They talk about someone who packs but can't get access to it

[1.22:55 - 1.23:01]Mention of a YouTuber who reviews salvia

[1.22:55 - 1.26:01]They discuss dying young and taking motorcycle classes

[1.23:08 - 1.23:30]Mention of wanting to smoke with Zipper.

[1.24:29 - 1.24:51]They talk about someone who packs but can't get access to it

[1.26:01 - 1.26:48]They mention going to a gun class and shooting on a fishing trip

[1.26:48 - 1.27:53]They talk about a famous hot dog in Hawaii

[1.27:53 - 1.28:30]They discuss swimming and going to Paris

[1.28:30 - 1.30:13]They discuss quitting something cold turkey

[1.29:08 - 1.30:53]They mention someone's penis and seeing each other's genitals

[1.29:14 - 1.31:27]They discuss swimming and going to Paris

[1.31:28 - 1.33:16]They talk about a pickpocket in Paris and wanting to Eiffel Tower each other

[1.32:16 - 1.32:32]They discuss quitting something cold turkey

[1.33:18 - 1.33:57]They talk about a pickpocket in Paris and wanting to Eiffel Tower each other

[1.33:57 - 1.34:40]They mention someone wanting to have their world rocked by Logan Paul and Jake Paul

[1.34:40 - 1.34:45]They talk about someone who packs but can't get access to it