[00:00 - 00:06] Christ gave his life for sins

[00:20 - 00:26]The crucifixion of Christ was described in detail

[00:34 - 00:40]The speaker jokes about farting on the cross

[01:01 - 01:07]The speakers talks about getting COVID-19 over the Christmas holiday

[01:20 - 01:26]The speaker's symptoms included aches, fever, cough, and congestion

[02:12 - 02:20]The speaker discusses the contagiousness of the Omicron variant

[03:50 - 04:00]The speaker and their friends all got COVID-19 from each other

[05:46 - 05:55]Roseanne's racist tweet is mentioned

[05:55 - 06:01]The speaker mentions insomnia and the use of Ambien

[06:23 - 06:31]New cases of COVID-19 are reported, with one million in the US in one day

[06:38 - 06:46]The speaker's mother wants to visit during the pandemic

[06:59 - 07:07]The speaker mentions their messy guest room and recent visitor, Swagger Souls

[00:00 - 07:30]The speaker discusses various topics, including Christ's crucifixion, their experience with COVID-19, and the current state of the pandemic.

[07:30 - 07:36]Man talks about hosting a friend who had to tone down his real life persona for videos.

[08:09 - 08:16]Friend stays over and they have a good night with drinks, weed, and vitamins.

[08:32 - 08:39]Friend leaves and later reveals he tested positive for COVID while at the host's house.

[08:52 - 08:58]Host gets tested and is negative, thinking "positive" meant they didn't have COVID.

[09:03 - 09:13]Host and friend discuss their COVID experiences and getting the booster shot.

[13:03 - 13:09]Host talks about spending Christmas at his family's house and being uncomfortable.

[13:21 - 13:27]Host leaves early and doesn't get to have his grandmother's cooking due to COVID.

[13:38 - 13:48]Host's friends make delicious food and he resolves to start cooking more.

[14:27 - 14:34]Host and friend discuss the laziness of cooking and finding ways to make it more exciting.

[14:43 - 14:51]Host mentions experimenting with different food combinations.

[07:30 - 14:51]Man talks about hosting a friend who had COVID and how they both discussed their experiences and getting the booster shot. He also talks about spending Christmas uncomfortably at his family's house and resolving to start cooking more.

[14:51 - 15:02] The speaker and another person discuss a potentially unconventional food combination

[15:03 - 15:08]They mention wanting to go to a restaurant called "the apple pan"

[15:15 - 15:24]The speaker talks about their lack of training and exercise regimen

[16:21 - 16:27]They mention having a demon inside them and needing an exorcism

[16:40 - 16:47]The cost of the exorcism is discussed, including paying for the exorcist's gas

[18:12 - 18:18]They mention playing a prank on their friend involving a vial of uranium

[18:52 - 18:57]The speaker talks about their fear of radiation and wearing sunscreen

[21:48 - 21:54]The friend gets too high on marijuana and the speaker worries they may have radiation sickness

[22:07 - 22:13]The speaker debates whether or not to tell their friend about the prank

[14:51 - 22:13]The speaker discusses various topics such as unconventional food combinations, their lack of training, wanting an exorcism, and playing a prank on their friend involving uranium.

[22:32 - 22:47]Narrator forgets to tell someone about a radioactive vial in their pants

[23:11 - 23:18]Person sleeps with vial in their pants for multiple nights

[24:14 - 24:19]Narrator forgets about vial until it's time for person to go to airport

[26:37 - 26:44]Person wears jeans to bed for unknown reason

[26:37 - 26:44]Me Undies offers comfortable and fun underwear

[26:44 - 26:52]Narrator and person use Express VPN for online security

[27:17 - 27:23]Person finds vial and is shocked, thinking narrator put it there as a joke

[27:17 - 27:23]Person is grateful they found the vial before going through airport security

[27:17 - 27:23]Person takes a bathroom break

[27:23 - 27:28]Narrator struggles with drinking enough water and eating regularly

[27:57 - 28:05]Narrator and person discuss song lyrics for "My Mind is Telling Me No"

[30:18 - 30:27]Tucker, Michael Jackson, Stephen Hawking, Matt Groening, and Tattoo all mentioned in relation to Epstein flight logs

[30:28 - 30:34]Narrator apologizes and offers to buy person a meal for potential radiation burns

[22:13 - 30:34]Narrator forgets about a radioactive vial in someone's pants until it's time for them to go to the airport, causing a potential security issue. The vial is found and the narrator apologizes for any potential harm. The two also discuss using Express VPN for online security and Me Undies for comfortable underwear. They also briefly mention various celebrities in relation to the Epstein flight logs.

[30:35 - 30:45]Man draws a Simpsons note while discussing Jeffrey Epstein and his alleged pedophilia

[30:45 - 30:57]Discussion about why someone would leave evidence of going to an island to commit crimes

[31:33 - 31:38]Lawyers asking about evidence and Matt Groening's response

[32:13 - 32:22]Mention of other famous people on the flight log and speculation about their involvement

[32:22 - 32:28]Suggestion to ask Matt Groening's son about his involvement with Epstein

[32:28 - 32:34]Mention of the value of the Simpsons note and how it could implicate someone

[33:19 - 33:24]Discussion about the popularity of the names Homer and Matthew Watson

[36:04 - 36:11]Idea to have a meet and greet for people named Matt Watson and Ryan McGee

[36:57 - 37:04]Disagreement about the idea of legally changing one's name to a YouTube personality's name

[36:57 - 37:04]Example of someone naming their child after a YouTube personality

[37:23 - 37:30]Mention of government regulations on naming children

[37:50 - 37:55]Discussion about Bojangles and the Boberry biscuit

[30:35 - 38:08]Final comment about the Boberry biscuit leaving a strange coating in the mouth.

[38:08 - 38:14] Narrator discusses getting mozzarella sticks and not having them at home.

[38:14 - 38:20]Narrator talks about going to Waffle House with friends.

[38:31 - 38:42]Narrator talks about losing his driver's license.

[38:31 - 38:42]Narrator jokes about someone potentially having his license and address.

[39:03 - 39:10]Narrator mentions needing to go to the DMV to get a real ID.

[39:03 - 39:10]Narrator discusses the process of getting a real ID and the frustrations of the DMV.

[41:35 - 41:42]Narrator talks about the possibility of AI taking over the DMV.

[43:59 - 44:08]Narrator and co-host discuss the potential for robots to become the dominant species.

[45:14 - 45:23]Narrator mentions the possibility of podcasts existing in other galaxies.

[38:08 - 46:00]The narrator discusses his recent trip and the frustrations of having to go to the DMV to get a real ID, as well as the potential for AI and robots to take over various industries and possibly even become the dominant species.

[46:00 - 46:09] Curology is a skincare company that customizes prescription cream for specific skin goals

[46:19 - 46:31]Customers take a short quiz online to determine if they are a good fit for the product

[47:07 - 47:16]Keeps is a company that offers virtual doctor consultations and hair loss treatments

[53:09 - 53:15]The hosts discuss potential states to move to, including Alaska, Florida, Washington, and South Dakota

[53:23 - 53:29]Taxes in California are high and many people are considering moving to states without income tax

[53:35 - 53:50]They mention a bill that would exempt YouTubers from certain taxes, and list notable supporters

[46:00 - 54:04]Curology and Keeps are two companies offering custom skincare and hair loss treatments, respectively. The hosts discuss the high taxes in California and potential states to move to, as well as a bill that would benefit YouTubers.

[54:04 - 54:11]Ethan Nestor, PewDiePie, Mark, Jacksepticeye, and Danny Sexbang signed an autograph.

[54:28 - 54:34]Aaron and Susie did not sign it.

[55:05 - 55:11]There was a bill to not tax YouTubers, supported by the NRA.

[56:00 - 56:06]Will Smith is marketing himself as a family vlogger.

[58:21 - 58:27]Shane Dawson's movie was hated by the speaker.

[59:16 - 59:21]The speaker and Ryan are working on a new podcast set.

[59:16 - 59:21]The speaker is excited for the new set.

[1.00:20 - 1.00:33]Tucker is setting up the final lighting rig.

[1.00:48 - 1.00:53]Topless maids were ordered for the office, but did not show up twice.

[1.00:48 - 1.00:53]The speaker will call Jacob about the topless maids.

[1.01:14 - 1.01:28]Real business is being discussed between the speaker and Ryan.

[1.01:14 - 1.01:28]The podcast is real business.

[54:04 - 1.01:34]Various topics were discussed, including autographs, a bill to not tax YouTubers, Will Smith's marketing, and the new podcast set. The speaker and Ryan are working on the set and topless maids were ordered for the office but did not show up twice. The speaker will call Jacob about this issue. Real business is being discussed between the speaker and Ryan, and the podcast is considered real business as well. The topless maids have pink vans and are for topless maids.

[1.02:25 - 1.02:32]Two men discuss a website for topless maids and the possibility of hiring one.

[1.02:45 - 1.02:54]They read a review from someone who actually hired a topless maid and describe the uniform and services offered.

[1.03:22 - 1.03:29]They discuss the potential reasons for hiring a topless maid and the power dynamic involved.

[1.05:33 - 1.05:40]Two men discuss topless maid website and consider hiring one.

[1.06:24 - 1.06:32]They mention the EDP 445 situation and criticize YouTubers who expose predators without following proper legal channels.

[1.07:03 - 1.07:14]They read a review from someone who hired a topless maid and describe the uniform and services offered.

[1.07:03 - 1.07:14]They mention the EDP 445 situation and criticize YouTubers who expose predators without following proper legal channels.

[1.07:14 - 1.07:20]They read a review from someone who actually hired a topless maid and describe the uniform and services offered.

[1.07:26 - 1.07:31]They mention the potential release of Apple glasses and joke about it.

[1.07:26 - 1.07:31]They discuss the potential reasons for hiring a topless maid and the power dynamic involved.

[1.07:26 - 1.07:31]They mention the potential release of Apple glasses and joke about it.

[1.07:26 - 1.07:31]They discuss the potential reasons for hiring a topless maid and the power dynamic involved.

[1.07:31 - 1.07:37]They mention the potential release of Apple glasses and joke about it.

[1.07:38 - 1.07:43]Two men discuss a website for topless maids and the possibility of hiring one.

[1.07:38 - 1.07:43]Two men discuss the possibility of hiring a topless maid from a website.

[1.07:38 - 1.07:43]They describe the uniform and services offered based on a review from someone who hired a topless maid.

[1.07:38 - 1.07:43]They discuss the potential reasons for hiring a topless maid and the power dynamic involved.

[1.07:49 - 1.07:54]They mention the upcoming 300th episode of their podcast.

[1.07:49 - 1.07:54]They mention the upcoming 300th episode of their podcast.

[1.07:49 - 1.07:54]They mention the EDP 445 situation and criticize YouTubers who expose predators without following proper legal channels.

[1.07:49 - 1.07:54]They mention the upcoming 300th episode of their podcast.

[1.07:49 - 1.07:54]They mention the EDP 445 situation and criticize YouTubers who expose predators without following proper legal channels.

[1.07:49 - 1.07:54]They mention the upcoming 300th episode of their podcast.

[1.07:49 - 1.07:54]They mention the EDP 445 situation and criticize YouTubers who expose predators without following proper legal channels.

[1.07:55 - 1.08:02]They joke about the potential release of Apple glasses.

[1.07:55 - 1.08:02]They joke about the potential release of Apple glasses.

[1.07:55 - 1.08:02]They mention the upcoming 300th episode of their podcast.

[1.08:02 - 1.08:05]Two men joke about hiring a topless maid and discuss the potential reasons for doing so.

[1.01:35 - 1.08:05]Two men discuss the possibility of hiring a topless maid from a website and the potential reasons for doing so, while joking about the EDP 445 situation and the potential release of Apple glasses. They also mention the upcoming 300th episode of their podcast.