[00:00 - 00:30]Ted and the speaker discuss how long it has been since COVID started.

[00:11 - 00:48]They joke about the year 2024 and how it feels like they teleported through time.

[00:48 - 01:21]They talk about dry January and how the speaker is attempting it, but not doing well.

[01:22 - 01:34]The speaker takes a swig of a bottle, possibly water, but is actually Benedictine, a type of liquor.

[01:34 - 01:51]The speaker mentions seeing videos of monks getting kicked in the balls and references Chuckle Sandwich.

[01:51 - 02:50]The speaker mentions feeling like they're at a college slam poetry session.

[02:32 - 04:08]Ted and the speaker discuss how long it has been since COVID started.

[02:50 - 04:25]They talk about referencing favorite movies and Mr. Sark, who the speaker has gotten inspiration from in the past.

[04:25 - 05:27]The speaker takes a swig of a bottle, possibly water, but is actually Benedictine, a type of liquor.

[05:53 - 06:46]They joke about luring homeless people to their deaths and discuss the cut of wagyu steak the speaker has in their fridge.

[06:34 - 08:52]The speaker uses this steak as motivation and enjoys looking at it in their freezer.

[08:21 - 10:36]They mention Miller Lite's new dry January gimmick, Miller Lite beer mints, which the speaker finds surprisingly good.

[10:36 - 11:12]The speaker's Instagram account used to be for personal use but gained 600,000 followers.

[11:12 - 12:16]The speaker recently announced on this story that they were doing an Instagram ad.

[11:20 - 14:17]The speaker's friend and family staged an intervention about the use of the name "Theo."

[14:29 - 15:23]The speaker mentioned starting therapy and had a strange experience with a therapist who accused them of playing games.

[15:23 - 15:59]The speaker's friend Tucker was able to tell something was wrong because the speaker texted him saying they missed him.

[16:01 - 18:26]The speaker mentioned starting therapy and had a strange experience with a therapist who accused them of playing games.

[18:27 - 20:04]The speaker's friend Tucker was able to tell something was wrong because the speaker texted him saying they missed him.

[19:19 - 20:10]The speaker mentioned starting therapy and had a strange experience with a therapist who accused them of playing games.

[20:10 - 20:51]The speaker mentions a "hard pass" and references someone named Schlatt and his potential reaction.

[20:32 - 21:13]The speaker suggests using alcohol to cope with feeling nervous or sad.

[21:15 - 21:29]The speaker mentions their therapist and a quote they were given by Theodore Roosevelt.

[21:29 - 23:16]They discuss the name "Ted Kennedy" and its strength.

[22:09 - 22:47]The speaker talks about going to "Schlatt land" and finding comfort there.

[23:16 - 24:04]The speaker mentions their therapist and a quote they were given by Theodore Roosevelt.

[23:38 - 25:21]They discuss the name "Ted Kennedy" and its strength.

[23:44 - 24:18]The speaker mentions their therapist and a quote they were given by Theodore Roosevelt.

[25:21 - 25:30]The speaker scrolls through Snapchat's discover section and notes the names of popular accounts.

[25:30 - 25:42]The speaker and the person they are talking to are discussing scheduling something together.

[25:42 - 26:42]The speaker mentions their therapist and a quote they were given by Theodore Roosevelt.

[26:43 - 28:45]They discuss the name "Ted Kennedy" and its strength.

[27:41 - 28:36]The speaker scrolls through Snapchat's discover section and notes the names of popular accounts.

[28:46 - 31:39]The speaker discusses various names and their associations, such as Nick Hooke, Bryce Boos, Carter Kench, and Regan, and how some names may be associated with wealth or privilege.

[30:27 - 32:46]The speaker jokes about being closer to Jesus by drinking Benedictine.

[31:39 - 32:02]The speaker talks about their resolution to invest more in their friendships and to get out and do more activities.

[32:02 - 34:14]The speaker discusses various names and their associations, such as Nick Hooke, Bryce Boos, Carter Kench, and Regan, and how some names may be associated with wealth or privilege.

[33:49 - 36:15]They also mention their own name, schlatt, and how it has become memeable.

[35:37 - 37:21]The speaker talks about their resolution to invest more in their friendships and to get out and do more activities.

[37:21 - 39:00]They mention the legality of weed in different states, specifically in New York City.

[37:38 - 39:51]The speaker shares their resolutions, which include improving their relationship with God and only starting new things out of enjoyment and fulfillment rather than for growth and money.

[39:52 - 45:05]Two individuals discuss starting new projects and the need for organization and assistance.

[45:06 - 47:03]One of the individuals shares a story about seeing Buzz Aldrin in an airport.

[46:36 - 49:06]They discuss Buzz Aldrin's history of punching people and the potential consequences of approaching him.

[48:29 - 50:28]One of the individuals shares a story about seeing Buzz Aldrin in an airport.

[49:50 - 51:49]They discuss Buzz Aldrin's history of punching people and the potential consequences of approaching him.

[51:49 - 53:17]Mention of questioning the authenticity of the moon landing and the health of the astronauts involved

[53:18 - 54:32]Discussion of the naming of a bridge after a political figure and the controversy surrounding it

[54:32 - 55:57]Mention of Taylor Swift's rise to fame and the comparison to the fan base of another celebrity

[55:58 - 57:21]Excitement for the future of the podcast and invitation for suggestions from listeners

[56:24 - 57:30]Reminder to think carefully before sending in suggestions and dislike for joke responses

[57:30 - 58:51]Discussion about the Sphinx and its possible origins and theories surrounding it

[58:51 - 59:59]Request for a weekly segment about the Sphinx on the podcast with facts and sources provided.