[00:02 - 00:30]Ted and another person (Schlatt) are discussing the death of a mutual friend

[00:15 - 00:51]Tucker and Schlatt discuss the possibility of time travel and Ted asks if he can say something

[00:51 - 03:00]Schlatt denies involvement in the death and mentions a shirt he made to absolve himself of any rumors

[01:37 - 03:34]They introduce their guest, Tucker, who will act as a producer for the podcast

[03:01 - 03:15]Ted and another person (Schlatt) are discussing the death of a mutual friend

[03:34 - 05:30]Tucker and Schlatt have been friends for 10 years and Tucker is a veteran

[04:23 - 04:51]Tucker and Schlatt discuss the possibility of time travel and Ted asks if he can say something

[05:30 - 06:22]Ted and another person (Schlatt) are discussing the death of a mutual friend

[05:48 - 07:52]Tucker and Schlatt discuss the possibility of time travel and Ted asks if he can say something

[07:52 - 10:26]They discuss the option of renouncing US citizenship and the issue of paying taxes even when living in another country

[09:44 - 11:24]Ted mentions throwing an accountant in a lake

[10:49 - 11:52]They mention the historical practice of drowning suspected witches

[11:24 - 12:07]Tucker and Schlatt discuss the possibility of time travel and Ted asks if he can say something

[11:36 - 13:54]The speaker reflects on the idea of trying and failing rather than not trying at all

[11:53 - 13:01]They question the authenticity of Plymouth Rock

[12:07 - 13:34]The speaker expresses their distaste for the Plymouth Rock tourist attraction

[13:35 - 13:41]The topic of the pilgrims and the founding of America is brought up

[13:55 - 15:13]They joke about being hired to kill a monarch

[14:49 - 15:58]The speaker gives their opinion on the question

[15:36 - 15:52]They mention the historical practice of drowning suspected witches

[15:58 - 17:24]The power and privilege of the monarchy is discussed

[16:14 - 16:32]They joke about being hired to kill a monarch

[16:32 - 16:51]They reference a quote from Wayne Gretzky

[16:58 - 18:27]The podcast moves on to a "would you rather" question

[17:25 - 18:45]The speaker mentions selling a shirt related to an event on September 8th

[19:11 - 19:49]They joke about being hired to kill a monarch

[19:49 - 20:22]They express their dislike for moving

[20:32 - 23:37]The question involves moving or killing a family member

[20:48 - 22:21]The speaker gives their opinion on the question

[21:17 - 23:12]The speaker considers killing a younger or older family member

[21:34 - 26:03]They express their dislike for moving

[23:18 - 26:20]The speaker considers killing a younger or older family member

[23:45 - 25:42]The speaker gives their opinion on the question

[25:32 - 27:46]They discuss a scenario involving being hunted by a snail for life in exchange for $200,000 annually

[26:04 - 26:39]Two individuals discuss various "would you rather" scenarios

[27:47 - 30:35]One of the individuals shares their opinion on what they would do if they won the lottery

[29:47 - 32:14]The conversation turns to a scenario involving being either drunk or hungover for the rest of one's life

[30:50 - 32:05]Another scenario involves being hunted by the FBI for 48 hours in exchange for $28

[32:15 - 34:28]The conversation turns to a scenario involving being either drunk or hungover for the rest of one's life

[34:29 - 36:37]They debate the merits of tequila soda as a low-calorie alcoholic option

[35:28 - 37:06]One of the individuals shares their experience with hangovers and their preference for a "fun drunk" scenario.

[37:06 - 39:21]They debate the merits of tequila soda as a low-calorie alcoholic option

[37:47 - 39:27]Schlatt suggests getting whiskey and mentions not liking vodka

[37:53 - 38:47]They discuss drinking and calories, with Schlatt expressing hatred towards Tucker

[38:52 - 40:21]Schlatt talks about his dislike for gin and how it is a serial killer's drink

[40:22 - 41:47]They discuss their preference for drinking while drunk rather than being hungover

[40:44 - 41:09]Two individuals, Tucker and Schlatt, are having a conversation

[41:34 - 42:45]They discuss a "would you rather" scenario involving fighting for their life against a German shepherd or 10 feral cats

[42:48 - 44:43]They discuss their preference for drinking while drunk rather than being hungover

[44:30 - 46:36]Tucker challenges Schlatt's ability to defeat a German shepherd, citing their strong bite force

[44:43 - 46:21]They discuss a "would you rather" scenario involving fighting for their life against a German shepherd or 10 feral cats

[46:22 - 46:42]Two individuals, Tucker and Schlatt, are having a conversation

[46:43 - 49:55]They discuss a "would you rather" scenario involving fighting for their life against a German shepherd or 10 feral cats

[47:07 - 47:33]Schlatt argues that he would still have a chance against the German shepherd, while the 10 feral cats would be more difficult to defeat

[47:58 - 50:35]They discuss a "would you rather" scenario involving fighting for their life against a German shepherd or 10 feral cats

[48:07 - 50:28]The speaker discusses the effectiveness of kicking in a fight against a dog.

[49:18 - 50:54]The conversation ends with the speaker reflecting on their inability to stomp on a cat in the past.

[50:54 - 53:17]The speaker talks about a personal experience with a dog biting them.

[52:44 - 53:46]The speaker argues that they could easily defeat a dog with their strength and size.

[53:17 - 55:27]The speaker discusses the effectiveness of kicking in a fight against a dog.

[54:13 - 54:43]The conversation shifts to the movie "I Am Legend" and the feral dogs depicted in it.

[54:56 - 57:27]The debate switches to whether the speaker would choose to fight a pack of feral cats or a bloodthirsty German Shepherd.

[55:09 - 56:48]The conversation ends with the speaker reflecting on their inability to stomp on a cat in the past.

[55:27 - 55:54]The speaker discusses the effectiveness of kicking in a fight against a dog.

[56:24 - 57:41]The speaker argues that they could easily defeat a dog with their strength and size.

[56:38 - 58:46]The discussion ends with the realization that regardless of which time period they choose, they may not survive due to freak accidents.

[57:04 - 58:46]The conversation ends with the speaker reflecting on their inability to stomp on a cat in the past.

[58:47 - 1.00:43]One person suggests bringing a backpack full of items to the past, including an iPhone and a solar panel.

[59:54 - 1.01:35]The discussion ends with the realization that regardless of which time period they choose, they may not survive due to freak accidents.

[1.00:44 - 1.03:23]Two individuals are discussing a hypothetical situation where they have to choose between living 500 years in the past or 500 years in the future.

[1.02:06 - 1.03:55]The discussion ends with the realization that regardless of which time period they choose, they may not survive due to freak accidents.

[1.03:56 - 1.05:53]Two individuals are discussing a hypothetical situation where they have to choose between living 500 years in the past or 500 years in the future.

[1.05:05 - 1.08:51]The speakers are discussing a hypothetical scenario involving fighting Mike Tyson or an adult male gorilla.

[1.05:11 - 1.08:07]The discussion ends with the realization that regardless of which time period they choose, they may not survive due to freak accidents.

[1.07:48 - 1.09:23]They talk about the possibility of using brass knuckles against Tyson or a baseball bat against the gorilla.

[1.09:23 - 1.11:20]The speakers are discussing a hypothetical scenario involving fighting Mike Tyson or an adult male gorilla.

[1.10:51 - 1.13:09]They mention a recent episode of Mythical Morning where they had Cookie Monster as a guest.

[1.11:33 - 1.12:23]They discuss the validation of seeing a staple from their childhood on a modern YouTube channel.

[1.13:10 - 1.14:03]They mention a new posting schedule for Chuckle Sandwich, with audio being released on Mondays and video on Tuesdays.

[1.14:03 - 1.14:29]They joke about Charlie getting blown up by a bomb and clarify that it was not actually their doing.