
Post-Apocalyptic Office Sirens | Chuckle Sandwich


[00:00 - 00:30]The person speaking is currently in Australia and is experiencing a delay in their conversation due to the distance.


[00:30 - 02:02]They mention that they are ahead of the people they are speaking to, with a 10-20 hour time difference.


[02:02 - 03:57]They discuss Tim Tams, an Australian treat that they have been enjoying and have gained weight from.


[02:09 - 04:51]They briefly discuss the effects of watching the show while under the influence of marijuana.


[04:10 - 06:42]The conversation turns to cups with images of women on them, and the person mentions how they have gained a lot of money from selling these cups.


[06:42 - 08:57]They also mention a new style trend called "office siren" which involves wearing glasses similar to those worn by an "old, shitty lady."


[08:03 - 09:39]The conversation ends with a sarcastic comment about cashing in on this good deed on their Twitch channel.


[08:45 - 09:45]They also mention a new style trend called "office siren" which involves wearing glasses similar to those worn by an "old, shitty lady."


[09:45 - 10:24]The conversation then shifts to a show on Netflix called "Baby Reindeer" which is based on a true story about a stalker.


[10:24 - 11:24]They briefly discuss the effects of watching the show while under the influence of marijuana.


[11:25 - 11:46]The conversation ends with a sarcastic comment about cashing in on this good deed on their Twitch channel.


[11:46 - 12:22]The person then shares a story about buying a homeless man lunch and mentions that they plan to share this story on their Twitch channel.


[12:23 - 13:05]Two people are discussing a recent purchase of a wireless lav for streaming.


[12:42 - 13:12]The conversation shifts to a game called "Man or Lords" and its popularity on Steam.


[13:12 - 14:28]The idea of using supply and demand tactics for game releases is discussed, potentially blaming Nintendo for it.


[14:28 - 16:16]The conversation shifts to a sponsor, Vessie, and their weatherproof shoes and jacket.


[15:48 - 18:12]One person's cat is mentioned, and it is revealed that the cat is old and may not have much time left.


[18:12 - 19:46]The conversation turns to the cat's sexual orientation and the potential transmission of STDs from koalas to humans.


[20:36 - 21:11]The speaker talks about a "crazy good cheating excuse" in Australia.


[20:36 - 21:58]The speaker mentions that they have become good at mimicking accents while they were gone.


[20:42 - 22:54]The conversation ends with a mention of a photo that was sent to the other person.


[21:12 - 21:30]They mention that this excuse is not on the fancy list, but it used to be next to the letter "F".


[21:30 - 21:58]The speaker discusses the Australian accent and how it is not taken seriously.


[21:48 - 22:47]The conversation shifts to a game called "Man or Lords" and its popularity on Steam.


[21:59 - 22:40]They briefly mention going to an Australian football league game, and describe its unique rules and format.


[22:40 - 23:48]The speaker talks about the large crowd and high energy at the game.


[23:02 - 23:42]They mention that players run an average of 10 miles per game on the large field.


[23:49 - 24:57]The speaker talks about the large crowd and high energy at the game.


[24:24 - 25:16]They mention that players run an average of 10 miles per game on the large field.


[25:17 - 26:07]They briefly mention going to an Australian football league game, and describe its unique rules and format.


[26:07 - 26:25]The speaker talks about the large crowd and high energy at the game.


[26:26 - 26:54]They mention a Reddit post comparing Boston and Melbourne, and another city (Seattle).


[26:37 - 27:18]They mention the similarities between Melbourne and Boston, such as a river running through the city.


[26:54 - 27:06]The speaker talks about a "crazy good cheating excuse" in Australia.


[26:54 - 28:29]The speaker discusses going to a place with Tucker and then bringing different friends there.


[27:06 - 27:12]They mention that this excuse is not on the fancy list, but it used to be next to the letter "F".


[27:18 - 28:08]They discuss the idea of sharing memories and experiences with others.


[28:08 - 28:51]The speaker mentions reading a book called "Die with Zero" which talks about the value of memories.


[28:52 - 31:19]They mention taking footage on trips and wanting to make a video about it.


[31:19 - 32:47]The speaker discusses going to a place with Tucker and then bringing different friends there.


[31:48 - 31:53]The speaker talks about their future apocalyptic wet dream and envisions themselves, Tucker, and Schlatt going to Russia to stop something.


[32:47 - 32:59]The speaker discusses going to a place with Tucker and then bringing different friends there.


[33:00 - 33:50]They joke about saying they're "trying for a kid" at a family dinner.


[33:18 - 33:45]The speaker mentions having a lot of girls in their family and wanting a boy to carry on their family tradition.


[33:50 - 35:26]The speaker discusses wanting to have a real airplane in the future.


[34:53 - 37:54]The speaker talks about their future apocalyptic wet dream and envisions themselves, Tucker, and Schlatt going to Russia to stop something.


[37:05 - 38:09]The speaker talks about the start of the apocalypse and mentions zombies in Brazil.


[37:30 - 38:37]The zombie apocalypse is compared to a game called "Dying Light" which takes place in a fictional city called Haran in Turkey.


[37:37 - 38:09]They mention Pyrocynical playing a video game called "Dying Light" for their 250k special.


[37:42 - 38:16]The speaker discusses going to a place with Tucker and then bringing different friends there.


[38:38 - 40:01]The speaker discusses getting a plane to help with the apocalypse, and another person mentions getting a seaplane to land in Alaska.


[40:02 - 41:16]The topic shifts to a debate about what would be the worst place to be during an apocalypse, with options including a submarine, spaceship, or underwater.


[41:16 - 44:44]The conversation turns to a discussion about fighting a police dog, with one person claiming they could kill one with a well-timed kick.


[44:45 - 48:34]The speaker mentions seeing a kangaroo crossing sign and the fact that kangaroos are sometimes hunted for their meat in Australia.


[48:16 - 49:25]The conversation turns to a discussion about fighting a police dog, with one person claiming they could kill one with a well-timed kick.


[49:25 - 50:07]The speaker mentions seeing a kangaroo crossing sign and the fact that kangaroos are sometimes hunted for their meat in Australia.


[50:07 - 51:26]A couple got married after meeting on Bumble and bonding over chocolate sandwiches.


[50:48 - 51:04]They discussed their love for Tito's vodka on Reddit.


[51:27 - 52:51]A fan made a sock monkey in the shape of a Schlock from the Chocolate Sandwich subreddit.


[52:51 - 53:58]They plan to settle the debate by testing it out in a controlled environment.


[53:18 - 55:30]A fan made a sock monkey in the shape of a Schlock from the Chocolate Sandwich subreddit.


[55:31 - 59:50]Schlat believes he could easily kill a dog with a well-timed kick.


[58:29 - 1.01:32]They argue over the effectiveness of kicking a dog, with Schlat claiming it could easily kill the dog and Chankool suggesting it would just anger it.


[58:35 - 58:47]The Chucklers discuss the possibility of kicking a dog to defend against a pack of feral cats.


[1.00:58 - 1.02:17]Schlat believes he could easily kill a dog with a well-timed kick.


[1.01:32 - 1.03:27]He compares it to the timing in Super Smash Brothers' home run contest.


[1.02:18 - 1.03:47]Schlat believes he could easily kill a dog with a well-timed kick.