[00:00 - 00:19]A conversation about throwing a rock high enough to see a dome and World War II anti-bomb technology

[00:34 - 01:06]Comparing Pontoons to a fake brand in a rockstar game.

[00:39 - 01:06]They have a "mega bed" made by pushing two beds together.

[01:06 - 03:40]Context of being at a melee tournament called Fate in Australia at an amusement park called Pontoons

[01:06 - 04:04]The speaker and their friend are staying at Pontoons Resort in Camber Sands, England.

[01:20 - 02:15]The speaker's power ran out while they were in the shower and they had trouble figuring out how to pay for more.

[01:20 - 02:49]Discussion about inconsistent cloud patterns and a player who is good at showering with two temperature settings

[02:39 - 04:15]They mention a church and jokingly compare the resort to being abandoned like in the video game "Five Nights at Freddy's."

[02:44 - 05:27]There is also a bouncy castle and a tournament going on at the resort.

[02:50 - 05:11]They joke about living at the resort long term and compare it to the show "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody."

[03:02 - 03:58]A conversation about throwing a rock high enough to see a dome and World War II anti-bomb technology

[03:23 - 05:11]Discussion about the park's animal characters and how they relate to the podcast hosts

[05:11 - 08:12]A conversation about throwing a rock high enough to see a dome and World War II anti-bomb technology

[05:28 - 05:41]The apartments they are staying in are not quite like hotels or dorms.

[05:41 - 06:19]The speaker's power ran out while they were in the shower and they had trouble figuring out how to pay for more.

[05:47 - 06:04]Each room has a power meter that guests must pay for to get electricity.

[06:12 - 08:21]Josh's insistence on showering first and his hairy body, including one small and one normal testicle

[06:20 - 07:13]The speaker's power ran out while they were in the shower and they had trouble figuring out how to pay for more.

[06:42 - 06:51]They joke about living at the resort long term and compare it to the show "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody."

[07:13 - 07:53]The speaker's power ran out while they were in the shower and they had trouble figuring out how to pay for more.

[07:53 - 08:27]Each room has a power meter that guests must pay for to get electricity.

[08:21 - 11:41]Context of being at a melee tournament called Fate in Australia at an amusement park called Pontoons

[08:27 - 10:40]They play a "pack match" in Super Smash Bros. and the loser has to pack a piece of snooze.

[08:43 - 10:27]They are considering starting a nicotine addiction and joke about it with their friend who brought snooze (gum tobacco) from Sweden.

[08:50 - 12:26]Discussion about nicotine content levels and ranking system on cigarette packages

[10:01 - 11:13]In the Sims video game, worse quality items require longer periods of use.

[10:27 - 10:53]The speaker's power ran out while they were in the shower and they had trouble figuring out how to pay for more.

[10:53 - 12:49]They are considering starting a nicotine addiction and joke about it with their friend who brought snooze (gum tobacco) from Sweden.

[12:26 - 13:20]Comparing Pontoons to a fake brand in a rockstar game.

[12:26 - 13:20]They mention a church and jokingly compare the resort to being abandoned like in the video game "Five Nights at Freddy's."

[12:49 - 13:33]The resort is located in a forsaken part of England and looks like "Undead Burg" from a video game.

[13:33 - 13:48]The speaker and their friends, including someone referred to as the "joy thief," are on a trip to England.

[13:48 - 15:13]They also talk about how their friend Josh is the type to ask for things without directly asking for them.

[13:56 - 14:23]When it's time to leave, they can't find a cab and decide to walk back to their other friend's hotel in Camber, which is an hour and 40 minutes away.

[14:54 - 15:19]They joke about how their group of friends is always tired and hungover.

[15:19 - 17:25]On the way to Ry, their coach breaks down and they have to take an Uber.

[16:07 - 16:35]One of their friends, Miles, loses his phone and they start playing a game called "Infinite Questions" to pass the time.

[17:25 - 17:55]They eventually arrive at their hotel in Ry and have a nice dinner.

[17:56 - 18:20]When it's time to leave, they can't find a cab and decide to walk back to their other friend's hotel in Camber, which is an hour and 40 minutes away.

[18:20 - 18:27]They mention that they are cut off from the internet and have no power in their hotel.

[18:27 - 19:55]They also talk about how their friend Josh is the type to ask for things without directly asking for them.

[19:27 - 21:31]They eventually make it to their friend's hotel and the speaker loses their phone on the way.

[21:31 - 24:05]They walk through the dark English countryside, encountering sheep along the way.

[22:56 - 23:44]They joke about how their group of friends is always tired and hungover.

[24:08 - 25:12]The speaker and their friend Josh are nervous about the sheep and try to pass them quietly.

[26:49 - 27:16]They walk through the dark English countryside, encountering sheep along the way.

[27:04 - 29:13]They have a strange encounter with a bartender who gives them free drinks

[27:26 - 27:31]The speaker and their friends, including someone referred to as the "joy thief," are on a trip to England.

[27:31 - 27:57]They end by saying that walking through the countryside in the dark was a fun and adventurous experience.

[27:38 - 30:59]They have encountered strange and inconsistent conditions at the resort

[30:40 - 34:15]They have a strange encounter with a bartender who gives them free drinks

[34:21 - 36:20]They try to find a working ATM to get money for bike rentals

[35:50 - 37:08]They end up money matching a top player from Portugal

[37:08 - 38:22]They use the money to rent tandem bikes and go on a bike tour of the resort

[37:21 - 38:22]They stumble upon a Jurassic Park world, which is separate from Dinosaur World.

[37:29 - 39:40]They have encountered strange and inconsistent conditions at the resort

[37:49 - 40:20]The group discusses the possibility of living and working at Pontins.

[37:57 - 39:34]The area is run down and feels like a "resin naval setting," with corrupt and apathetic staff members.

[38:22 - 39:27]They come across abandoned and overgrown buildings, with one being blocked by thorns.

[39:40 - 40:32]They contemplate living a perfect life at the resort with each other as spouses.

[39:52 - 41:48]The group discusses the possibility of living and working at Pontins.

[40:40 - 42:59]They come across abandoned and overgrown buildings, with one being blocked by thorns.

[43:07 - 44:10]The area is filled with apartments, but it seems like only a small portion of them are occupied.

[43:13 - 45:02]The group discusses the possibility of the seagulls being surveillance birds for Pontins.

[43:26 - 45:08]They observe strange and ominous signs, including one about not feeding the seagulls.

[45:08 - 46:06]The seagulls at Pontins are unusually large and could potentially have been fed something by the staff.

[45:45 - 46:06]They go to Antonio's Pizza every morning and get an English breakfast.

[46:06 - 47:50]They recommend going to the right side of a place they visited.

[46:06 - 49:00]Page_content describes the experience of riding bikes around Camber Sands.

[46:26 - 47:25]They completed a bike ride around a park and recommend it to others.

[46:46 - 48:18]The speaker saw a kid playing a traditional game called Quigley Mash.

[47:51 - 48:12]They mention a "camber run" where they try all the restaurants in a row.

[48:18 - 48:36]They saw H box and talked about him reviewing restaurants.

[48:36 - 49:00]They mention a "camber run" where they try all the restaurants in a row.

[48:45 - 51:13]They come across abandoned and overgrown buildings, with one being blocked by thorns.

[49:00 - 49:17]They discuss their love for the game and sheep.

[49:17 - 49:56]They discuss sheep and their potential to attack.

[49:57 - 50:48]The speaker saw a kid playing a traditional game called Quigley Mash.

[50:03 - 51:40]They discuss sheep and their potential to attack.

[51:41 - 52:39]The seagulls at Pontins are unusually large and could potentially have been fed something by the staff.

[51:41 - 52:47]They talk about seagulls stealing food at Antonio's Pizza.

[52:47 - 54:41]They mention a scary car ride with a fast driver and blaring music.

[52:56 - 53:48]They are sponsored by Cash App and discuss the importance of saving money.

[53:16 - 53:27]They mention the boys buying something before going to bed.

[54:41 - 55:26]They mention a scary car ride with a fast driver and blaring music.

[55:26 - 56:30]They talk about jumping on the ground and it being rock hard.

[55:36 - 56:30]They mention their favorite entertainment zone, a place with a bouncy castle and trampolines built into the ground

[56:30 - 56:53]They mention the boys buying something before going to bed.

[56:30 - 57:19]They also mention a funny incident where they found Viagra pills in the resort's bathroom machines

[56:47 - 58:07]The speaker shares a funny incident where they accidentally try to enter the resort through a security door at 3am.

[57:19 - 59:35]They notice a wall separating the resort from the outside world, which they find both amusing and concerning

[58:15 - 59:29]The speaker and their friends explore the resort and discover a casino and a snooker room without pool cues

[59:09 - 1.01:43]They mention their favorite entertainment zone, a place with a bouncy castle and trampolines built into the ground

[1.00:29 - 1.02:45]The speaker is talking about their experience at a resort called Pontins

[1.01:58 - 1.03:57]The speaker and their friend also visit an LGBT+ night at the resort

[1.03:22 - 1.03:51]The speaker is talking about their experience at a resort called Pontins

[1.03:57 - 1.04:09]The speaker and their friend also visit an LGBT+ night at the resort

[1.04:09 - 1.05:35]The speaker and their friends visit a pub and feel unwelcome due to their appearance as gamers

[1.04:53 - 1.05:53]They mention their favorite entertainment zone, a place with a bouncy castle and trampolines built into the ground

[1.05:53 - 1.06:40]They notice a wall separating the resort from the outside world, which they find both amusing and concerning

[1.06:40 - 1.07:24]The speaker and a friend named Chuckles come across a sign warning them that touching a certain door will result in death.

[1.07:24 - 1.07:31]The speaker reveals that he was not supposed to attend the tournament they are going to, but surprised everyone by showing up.

[1.07:31 - 1.08:40]The speaker explains that his tag name was changed to "Slick Rick" and that he is an American smasher.

[1.08:03 - 1.08:35]The man asks for their names and seems to be checking a list before allowing them to enter.

[1.08:41 - 1.09:58]The speaker's girlfriend, who has the Uber driver's phone number, is able to give it to the person in the Discord group.

[1.08:46 - 1.09:25]The driver agrees to bring the phone to them for 200 pounds, but then asks for more money once they have already agreed.

[1.08:53 - 1.09:42]The man at the convenience store says they cannot enter because they are not on the list, but then recognizes the speaker's tag name and lets them in.

[1.09:42 - 1.10:23]Zane, the speaker's friend, gets very drunk and starts talking about the lost phone to everyone he sees.

[1.10:23 - 1.11:03]They continue walking and eventually lose their phone, which is important because they need it to get back to the airport.

[1.11:03 - 1.12:57]The driver agrees to bring the phone to them for 200 pounds, but then asks for more money once they have already agreed.

[1.12:14 - 1.12:27]Zane, the speaker's friend, gets very drunk and starts talking about the lost phone to everyone he sees.

[1.12:27 - 1.14:53]They come up with a plan to agree to pay the driver and then take the phone back from him once they meet in person.

[1.13:39 - 1.15:14]The speaker's friend suggests reporting the driver to Uber, but the speaker is worried about his personal information being compromised since it is linked to his phone.

[1.14:01 - 1.14:06]They continue walking and eventually lose their phone, which is important because they need it to get back to the airport.

[1.14:53 - 1.16:48]A member of the London Smash community offers to help retrieve the phone by posting in their Discord group.

[1.16:48 - 1.17:53]Zane, the speaker's friend, gets very drunk and starts talking about the lost phone to everyone he sees.

[1.17:42 - 1.18:04]The speaker reveals that he was not supposed to attend the tournament they are going to, but surprised everyone by showing up.

[1.18:04 - 1.18:44]Zane, the speaker's friend, gets very drunk and starts talking about the lost phone to everyone he sees.

[1.18:44 - 1.20:08]The speaker's girlfriend, who has the Uber driver's phone number, is able to give it to the person in the Discord group.

[1.20:08 - 1.23:14]Group of individuals discuss a chaotic event that took place the previous night

[1.22:28 - 1.22:53]A player named Cone is praised for his coolness

[1.23:14 - 1.24:41]Hungrybox and Zane, two Smash Bros. players, played a drinking game on stage

[1.24:41 - 1.25:42]Group of individuals discuss a chaotic event that took place the previous night

[1.25:42 - 1.27:12]A discussion about splitting a drink called "Guinness" ensues

[1.26:01 - 1.26:26]Group of individuals discuss a chaotic event that took place the previous night

[1.26:37 - 1.28:16]The group discusses the effects of nicotine and tobacco

[1.27:42 - 1.29:18]The group plans to play a game called "Ponte's Clown" and spawn a new clown

[1.28:43 - 1.29:30]The group gives their ratings for the tournament, with mixed opinions

[1.28:56 - 1.32:05]The venue's AC is broken and the Pontos Clown is blamed for it

[1.29:30 - 1.30:54]Rumors spread about a pair of talented sisters from France who are Smash Bros. players

[1.30:54 - 1.32:32]A player named Cone is praised for his coolness

[1.32:05 - 1.33:39]The group discusses the uniqueness of the tournament and its location

[1.33:45 - 1.33:57]A discussion about splitting a drink called "Guinness" ensues

[1.34:12 - 1.36:28]A player named Cone is praised for his coolness

[1.36:28 - 1.36:47]The group concludes with a humorous discussion about farting on the microphone.