
His Personal Assistant Exposed The Truth | The Yard


[00:00 - 00:32]Aiden calls and says he's in jail


[00:32 - 01:00]They introduce the podcast and explain why they have a friend on as a guest


[01:00 - 02:31]They play a game of cat and mouse with Nick about signing postcards for Patreon members


[02:05 - 03:27]The speaker's girlfriend has been commenting on Nick's butt and it bothers the speaker


[03:27 - 04:30]They discuss their friend Nick Yingling and his job


[04:30 - 05:08]The speaker laughs and makes a joke about it


[05:08 - 05:14]They play a game of cat and mouse with Nick about signing postcards for Patreon members


[05:14 - 05:38]They introduce the podcast and explain why they have a friend on as a guest


[05:38 - 05:52]The speaker makes a comment about Nick snapping at them


[05:52 - 08:03]The speaker laughs and makes a joke about it


[06:43 - 07:14]They discuss a running joke about Nick's lack of a butt and how it started


[07:15 - 07:56]They mention he is on vacation with his family


[08:03 - 09:35]The speaker laughs and makes a joke about it


[08:31 - 09:01]The speaker's girlfriend has been commenting on Nick's butt and it bothers the speaker


[09:01 - 09:16]They discuss a running joke about Nick's lack of a butt and how it started


[10:08 - 10:39]They describe Nick's appearance and his recent weightlifting progress


[10:39 - 11:50]The speaker's friend Dawson joins them in playing Call of Duty and they notice a change in Nick's behavior


[11:50 - 12:20]Shake and the speaker have made jokes about boxing each other.


[12:20 - 12:49]They plan to include their friend Shake in a merch shoot


[12:49 - 13:22]Shake used to eat McDonald's and stay up late like Polite, but has since started working out


[13:22 - 14:18]Shake and the speaker have made jokes about boxing each other.


[14:05 - 15:02]They describe this person as looking like they are running from a bee and turning into putty when they square up.


[15:02 - 15:50]The speaker mentions living with Shake and how they both often say no to hanging out with each other.


[15:35 - 16:47]Josh had put in too much zin and was in a "fucked up haze" all night.


[16:47 - 17:58]The speaker recalls a moment when Josh came into the room, upset about a loss in a video game.


[17:00 - 18:05]Josh had put in too much zin and was in a "fucked up haze" all night.


[17:07 - 17:26]The speaker and Josh discuss how Josh got addicted to zins, comparing it to a fatality in a video game.


[18:05 - 19:30]Josh had put in too much zin and was in a "fucked up haze" all night.


[18:27 - 18:52]Josh then goes to the liquor store to get "zins", a form of mouth tobacco.


[19:08 - 20:19]The speaker continues to shave their pubes while Josh is in the bathroom.


[19:14 - 20:39]Josh comes out and tells the speaker about his "nickshits" caused by the zins.


[20:39 - 22:45]They describe this person as looking like they are running from a bee and turning into putty when they square up.


[21:13 - 22:51]Josh comes out and tells the speaker about his "nickshits" caused by the zins.


[22:52 - 25:09]The speaker continues to shave their pubes while Josh is in the bathroom.


[23:35 - 25:15]Individual gets a shot and goes to the bathroom


[23:46 - 25:32]Next morning, talks to someone about their experience


[23:46 - 25:39]Josh had put in too much zin and was in a "fucked up haze" all night.


[24:12 - 24:49]Josh then goes to the liquor store to get "zins", a form of mouth tobacco.


[24:12 - 25:56]The individual advises their friend to stop taking the shot and to get drunk instead


[24:26 - 24:41]Josh comes out and tells the speaker about his "nickshits" caused by the zins.


[24:26 - 24:41]There are rumors of higher doses of the shot


[25:04 - 25:23]The individual advises their friend to stop taking the shot and to get drunk instead


[25:33 - 26:01]They eventually respond with difficulty due to being on acid


[25:39 - 26:01]The speaker and Josh discuss how Josh got addicted to zins, comparing it to a fatality in a video game.


[26:02 - 28:14]The individual receives a message from someone saying they are on acid


[26:18 - 26:37]Next morning, talks to someone about their experience


[26:37 - 28:34]The individual receives a message from someone saying they are on acid


[26:45 - 27:41]The individual planned to do acid with friends two months in advance


[27:42 - 29:14]Individual gets a shot and goes to the bathroom


[27:56 - 28:02]The individual spends the day in the park, listening to music and watching Akira


[29:14 - 30:31]The individual receives a message from someone saying they are on acid


[29:41 - 31:50]They have a difficult time typing and communicating while on acid


[31:08 - 32:01]The individual spends the day in the park, listening to music and watching Akira


[31:32 - 31:41]Next morning, talks to someone about their experience


[32:01 - 32:43]The individual spends the day in the park, listening to music and watching Akira


[32:20 - 32:51]The speaker is talking to a teenager about being bored and giving them enough.


[32:20 - 33:11]The individual receives a message from someone saying they are on acid


[32:29 - 32:34]The individual wishes their friend would have gone to jail on acid


[33:11 - 33:53]The individual planned to do acid with friends two months in advance


[33:27 - 34:22]They discuss the dangers of drugs and mention a friend who wants to do acid with the teenager.


[33:47 - 36:23]The speaker is talking to a teenager about being bored and giving them enough.


[33:53 - 36:46]The individual wishes their friend would have gone to jail on acid


[33:53 - 37:04]The speaker talks about the teenager doing drugs and asks if they want to do ecstasy or Adderall.


[34:01 - 34:56]They discuss the dangers of drugs and mention a friend who wants to do acid with the teenager.


[34:01 - 35:11]The individual planned to do acid with friends two months in advance


[35:11 - 38:27]The speaker talks about the teenager doing drugs and asks if they want to do ecstasy or Adderall.


[35:17 - 36:30]They have a bad experience with acid in school and decide to go home


[36:30 - 37:04]They describe their experience on acid as an enhanced version of their ADHD symptoms.


[37:04 - 39:59]The teenager talks about not caring and being a teenager.


[37:14 - 40:20]The speaker talks about the teenager doing drugs and asks if they want to do ecstasy or Adderall.


[37:44 - 38:00]They discuss the dangers of drugs and mention a friend who wants to do acid with the teenager.


[40:20 - 42:00]The speaker talks about their own experience with shaving their pubic hair.


[40:45 - 41:49]The speaker talks about their father joining in on the game and throwing up.


[42:00 - 44:07]They discuss the dangers of drugs and mention a friend who wants to do acid with the teenager.


[42:34 - 44:37]The speaker talks about their own experience with shaving their pubic hair.


[44:37 - 47:09]The conversation turns to playing a drinking game called burio kart.


[44:44 - 46:43]The speaker talks about their father joining in on the game and throwing up.


[46:44 - 47:55]The speaker is talking to a teenager about being bored and giving them enough.


[47:23 - 51:29]The speaker recalls a time when they got drunk and their friends played a prank on them.


[51:51 - 53:39]They mention that they convinced their boss to hire someone and that person is now a reliable employee.


[53:40 - 55:17]The speaker expresses concern for the person's well-being and offers support.


[54:20 - 54:51]The speaker then talks about how they are afraid of becoming a parent based on their own experiences with their parents.


[54:51 - 57:37]The speaker expresses concern for the person's well-being and offers support.


[55:17 - 55:51]They mention that their friend Ben is known for peer pressuring others, including getting them to play Mario Party.


[55:58 - 57:05]They recall a time when they saw the person in question show vulnerability and anxiety.


[56:03 - 57:43]They mention that they convinced their boss to hire someone and that person is now a reliable employee.


[56:52 - 57:31]They mention that their friend Ben is known for peer pressuring others, including getting them to play Mario Party.


[57:43 - 58:39]The speaker is discussing a potential sponsorship and how they don't mind endorsing drinking.


[58:39 - 1.00:53]The speaker mentions a turning point in their comfort level on camera and how they now feel more free to be themselves.


[1.00:04 - 1.00:47]The speaker recalls a time when they got drunk and their friends played a prank on them.


[1.00:04 - 1.00:47]The speaker and his friend, Nix, saw a crazy and insane convoy during a tournament on Sunday.


[1.00:18 - 1.00:37]The speaker was anxious and had a hangover, but still played the tournament and lost to someone from Pittsburgh.


[1.00:58 - 1.02:19]After the tournament, the speaker went to the Perth boys' Airbnb and continued drinking, eventually passing out in a bar across the street from his own hotel.


[1.02:20 - 1.03:05]The speaker's friend, Hitch, talks about the speaker being "buttoned up," but the speaker recalls a wild night in Vancouver where they walked around the city drunk and the speaker refused to go home until 4 a.m.


[1.03:06 - 1.05:01]The speaker also recalls a time when he did a dangerous stunt while drunk, but has since stopped doing those things.


[1.05:01 - 1.06:19]The speaker's friend, Hitch, talks about the speaker being "buttoned up," but the speaker recalls a wild night in Vancouver where they walked around the city drunk and the speaker refused to go home until 4 a.m.


[1.05:11 - 1.06:38]Hitch encourages the speaker to hang out with him and their friend, Yingling, who is a "longshore man" and a "safety guy" who likes to take risks.


[1.06:38 - 1.06:58]The speaker's friend, Nix, is jealous of Hitch's friend group and wishes to be more like them.


[1.06:58 - 1.07:51]The speaker messages Hitch while he is on acid and Hitch shows the message to Yingling, causing the speaker to feel embarrassed and bullied.


[1.07:32 - 1.09:58]Hitch and Yingling teach the speaker and their friends slang terms and callouts from Call of Duty.


[1.08:51 - 1.11:22]The speaker is discussing a gaming tournament they are participating in


[1.09:59 - 1.10:20]They describe the different phrases used for in-game communication, such as "one shot" and "absolute"


[1.10:45 - 1.11:32]They mention playing against professional players like NateShot and Scump


[1.11:32 - 1.11:55]The speaker is discussing a gaming tournament they are participating in


[1.11:55 - 1.12:47]They discuss a game where they lost due to a glitch and express frustration


[1.12:47 - 1.15:39]The speaker is discussing a gaming tournament they are participating in


[1.15:10 - 1.15:52]They mention a funny moment where a teammate successfully predicts and eliminates an opponent


[1.15:16 - 1.17:12]The speaker is discussing a gaming tournament they are participating in


[1.16:44 - 1.17:06]They share a personal anecdote about an embarrassing moment while gaming.


[1.17:12 - 1.18:23]The speaker is discussing a gaming tournament they are participating in


[1.17:49 - 1.18:39]They mention a funny moment where a teammate successfully predicts and eliminates an opponent


[1.18:40 - 1.19:11]They joke about becoming an analyst for a professional team in the future


[1.19:11 - 1.21:22]He goes through their bedroom to use the bidet and is caught by his girlfriend who questions his actions.


[1.21:23 - 1.22:47]The speaker then talks about his girlfriend teasing him about getting a BBL surgery.


[1.22:56 - 1.24:32]He goes through their bedroom to use the bidet and is caught by his girlfriend who questions his actions.


[1.24:33 - 1.28:15]The group discusses their love for Panda Express and a past incident with some melee players.


[1.27:41 - 1.31:12]He goes through their bedroom to use the bidet and is caught by his girlfriend who questions his actions.


[1.31:12 - 1.31:57]The speaker then talks about his girlfriend teasing him about getting a BBL surgery.