[00:00 - 00:05]U-E-U-A-Tang-Tang-Wala-Wala-Bang-Bang is mentioned

[00:22 - 00:31]The two co-hosts are introduced as Matthew Watson and Ryan McGee

[00:32 - 00:37]They are wearing matching black hoodies from Super Mega Productions

[00:32 - 00:37]The hoodies are available for purchase

[02:00 - 02:07]They discuss the concept of "aging" and how it applies to objects

[03:36 - 03:41]Pilgrims and their negative impact on Native American culture is mentioned

[04:23 - 04:28]The abundance of mini-golf and other tourist attractions in Myrtle Beach is discussed

[04:23 - 04:28]The high crime and drug rates in Myrtle Beach are mentioned

[04:51 - 05:00]Memories of a particular mini-golf course with a T-Rex are shared

[06:00 - 06:06]The conversation turns to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

[06:29 - 06:36]A recent fatal shooting and fire are reported

[00:00 - 06:50]A concise and comprehensive summary is that the hosts discuss their matching Super Mega Productions hoodies and reminisce about Myrtle Beach, including its abundance of mini-golf and high crime rates.

[06:51 - 06:56]The speaker and a friend have a conversation about Myrtle Beach and movies.

[07:22 - 07:29]They discuss a quote from a movie and try to remember where it's from.

[08:58 - 09:05]The speaker talks about their experiences with sleeping for extended periods of time.

[12:49 - 12:58]The friend mentions a tweet they had an argument about and the speaker admits to sharing it.

[12:49 - 12:58]The speaker apologizes for sharing the tweet.

[13:14 - 13:22]The friend expresses frustration about the tweet being seen by so many people.

[13:44 - 13:56]The tweet went viral and was shown to hundreds of thousands of people.

[13:44 - 13:56]The friend explains that the tweet was shown on a trending topics tab on Twitter.

[14:04 - 14:11]The speaker and friend continue to joke and discuss their experiences with sleeping.

[14:11 - 14:19]The speaker shares the tweet, which is a screenshot of the friend liking a response to their tweet.

[06:51 - 14:19]The speaker and a friend discuss their experiences with Myrtle Beach, movies, sleeping, and a viral tweet that caused an argument between them.

[20:35 - 20:40]Person receives notification about a tweet exchange between two people they don't know

[20:59 - 21:05]The confusion is cleared up and both parties realize it was a misunderstanding

[20:59 - 21:05]The original tweet was a joke and some people took it seriously

[20:59 - 21:05]Other people join in on the conversation, some with negative comments

[20:59 - 21:05]The two people involved in the original exchange find it amusing and screenshot it to send to each other

[20:59 - 21:05]The conversation continues with more people chiming in, some defending the original tweet as just a joke between friends

[20:59 - 21:05]Some people are annoyed at receiving the tweet notification and express their confusion and disinterest

[21:06 - 21:13]One person responds with confusion and the other explains the context

[21:06 - 21:13]The conversation dies down and the two people involved find the whole situation funny and ironic

[14:20 - 21:13]A tweet exchange between two people is misinterpreted by some, causing confusion and negative comments. The two people involved find it amusing and ironic, while others are annoyed by the notification and express their disinterest.

[21:13 - 21:18]The speaker asks someone to explain what "ratio" means.

[24:29 - 24:34]The speaker tweeted something and woke up to a lot of attention.

[24:34 - 24:39]The speaker comments on the irony of demanding respect.

[25:21 - 25:27]They suggest putting the phrase "respect is earned, not demanded" on a t-shirt.

[25:30 - 25:38]They discuss the responses to a fight and the sudden increase in likes.

[26:02 - 26:10]The speaker talks about their lack of popularity and subscribers.

[26:10 - 26:19]They discuss the hypocrisy of people complaining about content they don't like.

[26:10 - 26:19]The speaker mentions a recent podcast clip and their sponsor, Honey.

[26:10 - 26:19]They summarize the podcast episode and mention their sponsor again.

[26:37 - 26:43]They mention that their ads were filled with something for over a day.

[26:44 - 26:50]They discuss using Honey to save money on food delivery.

[27:21 - 27:29]They mention that they are close to reaching a million subscribers.

[27:21 - 27:29]The speaker mentions their sponsor again and encourages listeners to get Honey.

[27:30 - 27:36]The speaker encourages people to invest in their channel, Supermega, before they reach a million subscribers.

[27:43 - 27:50]The speaker mentions the similarity of their current voices to a clip from seven years ago on their podcast.

[27:43 - 27:50]The speaker mentions the similarity of their current podcast to one from seven years ago.

[21:13 - 27:50]The speaker discusses their recent experience with online attention and discusses the irony of demanding respect while also discussing their lack of popularity and encouraging listeners to invest in their channel before they reach a million subscribers. They also mention their sponsor, Honey, and reflect on the similarity of their current podcast to one from seven years ago.

[31:51 - 32:06] Person is reading through responses to a tweet.

[33:08 - 33:14]They are amused and find the situation funny.

[33:27 - 33:32]They talk about putting Sweet Baby Ray's sauce in the video background.

[33:33 - 33:41]They discuss their plans for the evening.

[33:46 - 33:52]They discuss the engagement and reach of the tweet.

[34:15 - 34:22]The person imitates Mark Zuckerberg and makes a joke.

[34:22 - 34:31]Person talks about editing a video and using Minecraft sound effects.

[34:31 - 34:38]They mention a Super Mega album they are working on.

[34:38 - 34:44]They make a joke about the metaverse.

[34:38 - 34:44]They mention using Minecraft sound effects in a new song.

[27:51 - 34:44]Person reads through responses to a tweet, discusses engagement and reach, makes jokes about the metaverse and using Sweet Baby Ray's sauce in a video, talks about their plans for the evening, and mentions editing a video and working on a Super Mega album. They also imitate Mark Zuckerberg and mention using Minecraft sound effects in a new song.

[34:44 - 34:52] The speaker recorded something two years ago before COVID.

[34:52 - 34:57]They recorded a rough draft a year and a half ago.

[35:03 - 35:08]They are now focusing on finishing the album.

[35:08 - 35:19]They plan to have one to two album days a week.

[35:08 - 35:19]The speaker is rushing home to get streaming set up.

[35:19 - 35:26]They are back with the Epic SMP.

[35:27 - 35:33]The speaker streamed for six and a half hours the first day and two and a half hours the second day.

[35:27 - 35:33]They plan to stream for three or four hours.

[35:45 - 35:51]The speaker and someone else debate the meaning of "couple."

[36:58 - 37:18]They discuss an old case of potential time travel involving old English messages appearing on a computer.

[41:19 - 41:27]Ad break for Factor, a meal delivery service.

[34:44 - 41:56]The speaker discusses recording audio two years ago, focusing on finishing an album, and streaming on Epic SMP. They also debate the meaning of "couple" and discuss a potential case of time travel involving old English messages appearing on a computer.

[41:57 - 50:06]The speaker discusses their use of Factor meals and micro-dose gummies, as well as their interest in Old English and the creation of their own language, Unilog, in high school. They provide insight into the goals and structure of Unilog and share their Unilog dictionary and grammar textbook.

[50:06 - 50:16] First edition yearbook with information about the Unilog language.

[50:18 - 50:26]Unilog has no double or silent letters, making spelling errors a thing of the past.

[50:26 - 50:32]Vocabulary consists of simple words with no consonant clusters.

[50:33 - 50:41]Nouns end in O, verbs end in A, and adjectives end in I.

[50:42 - 50:47]Grammar follows a subject, verb, object pattern.

[50:48 - 50:55]Pronouns are exceptions to the pattern.

[51:07 - 51:13]"C" is pronounced "cha" and "X" is pronounced "cha" in Unilog.

[51:56 - 52:05]Pronouns in Unilog include "tae," "zonde," "chaes eye," "taes U.J.," "she," "he," and "they."

[52:29 - 52:35]Verbs include "to be," "to do," "to eat," "to feel," "to love," and "to need."

[52:47 - 52:54]"Ohana" means family and is also an insult in Unilog.

[53:13 - 53:22]The Pinocchio live action movie by Guillermo del Toro will feature a character named "Sybastian Jay Cricket."

[54:35 - 54:40]In the movie, Pinocchio becomes a real boy and goes to Donkey Island.

[55:58 - 56:09]The narrator visited a depressing strip club in Thailand where a woman popped ping pong balls out of her vagina and a man drank one from his drink.

[57:12 - 57:18]The woman also pulled needles out of her vagina using a string.

[50:06 - 57:30]The text discusses the contents of a yearbook about the Unilog language, including its simplified spelling and grammar rules, pronunciation guide, and vocabulary. It also mentions the upcoming Pinocchio movie and a visit to a strip club in Thailand.

[57:30 - 57:36] Woman pulls string out of her vagina and needles come out one by one

[57:37 - 57:43]Everyone is amazed by this magic trick

[57:43 - 57:50]Discussion about putting needles in genitals and the cleanliness of said genitals

[58:01 - 58:07]Mention of a friend named Justin and his "pussy"

[1.00:01 - 1.00:07]Discussion about watching and editing Game Grumps videos and messing up

[1.02:25 - 1.02:33]Advice to viewers to take a break from negativity and enjoy simple pleasures like a PB&J sandwich

[1.02:33 - 1.02:40]Request for viewers to send pictures of PB&J sandwiches to a Game Grumps editor named Barry

[1.03:57 - 1.04:05]Suggestion to use PB&J emotes on Twitch and sub to streamers with PB&J emotes

[1.04:29 - 1.04:37]Supermega is starting to stream on their own

[57:30 - 1.04:37]A woman performs a magic trick with needles from her vagina, leading to a discussion about genitals, Game Grumps, and a request for viewers to send pictures of PB&J sandwiches to a specific editor.

[1.04:38 - 1.04:45]Talk about streaming and follow on Twitch

[1.04:46 - 1.04:52]Usernames: M.H. Watson, Eli Ryan McGee, Matt H. Watson, Ryan McGee

[1.05:13 - 1.05:19]Attempts to buy Twitter handle @Matt

[1.06:12 - 1.06:17]Other famous Matt Watsons: car YouTuber, vlogger, dentist

[1.06:25 - 1.06:30]Famous birthdays mix-up Ryan McGee's information

[1.08:49 - 1.08:58]Ryan McGee coin and talks with Twitch about integration

[1.09:38 - 1.09:43]Crypto market crash and buying dips

[1.10:44 - 1.10:51]Elon Musk's busy schedule and lawsuits

[1.11:09 - 1.11:16]Lawsuit against pharmaceutical companies for not allowing penis enlargement serum

[1.11:23 - 1.11:30]Swollen hog from trying the serum

[1.04:38 - 1.11:30]Discussion of streaming and various usernames, attempts to buy Twitter handle, confusion between famous birthdays, talk of cryptocurrency and Elon Musk's busy schedule and lawsuits over penis enlargement serum.