
Ted is a Criminal - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 2


[00:00 - 01:18]Introduction to the Truckle Sandwich podcast and its success


[00:11 - 00:23]Hosts include Ted Dibison, Slime Sickle, and "the big guy"


[00:24 - 01:43]Talk about working out and use of protein supplements


[00:51 - 01:11]Mention of viewers commenting on the squat rack in previous episode


[01:19 - 02:31]Conversation about holding an Xbox controller with arms fully extended towards the ground


[02:31 - 03:08]Ted and Charlie make jokes about Schlatt losing grip on the controller and being taped with cinder blocks


[02:43 - 05:04]Mention of Schlatt's lateness and absence from recording the podcast


[03:08 - 04:48]Ted and Charlie make jokes about Schlatt losing grip on the controller and being taped with cinder blocks


[03:20 - 04:34]Mention of Schlatt's lateness and absence from recording the podcast


[04:00 - 04:56]Schlatt explains his absence was due to shoveling snow for his neighbors


[04:06 - 05:50]Ted questions the appeal of living on the west coast


[05:51 - 06:22]Conversation about holding an Xbox controller with arms fully extended towards the ground


[06:23 - 07:10]Schlatt explains his absence was due to shoveling snow for his neighbors


[07:11 - 07:50]Conversation about the responsibility of shoveling snow for elderly neighbors


[07:50 - 08:53]Schlatt explains his absence was due to shoveling snow for his neighbors


[08:22 - 08:41]Mention of viewers commenting on the squat rack in previous episode


[08:53 - 09:51]Schlatt explains his absence was due to shoveling snow for his neighbors


[08:59 - 09:26]Schlatt shares his fitness goals of curling an Xbox controller with his bicep


[09:27 - 09:38]Schlatt explains his absence was due to shoveling snow for his neighbors


[09:51 - 10:46]Ted shares his love for the city atmosphere in LA and the consistent sunny weather


[11:51 - 13:14]Transition to the topic of the Hollywood sign being changed to "Holly Boob"


[13:14 - 15:22]The group discusses the possibility of ISIS taking credit for the Hollyboob change and the potential for it to be used as a propaganda tool.


[15:32 - 17:52]They also discuss their workout routines and make jokes about each other's physical appearance.


[17:52 - 18:54]Schlatt brings up a photo of Charlie that looks like him and they joke about it.


[18:43 - 18:49]Schlatt and Charlie make fun of Ted for being rude and "feral."


[19:12 - 20:39]Schlatt brings up a photo of Charlie that looks like him and they joke about it.


[20:39 - 22:30]Schlatt and Charlie make fun of Ted for being rude and "feral."


[21:33 - 21:40]Charlie apologizes for missing a joke in the previous episode and makes a pun about a marsupial.


[22:30 - 22:44]They discuss their personal items in their streaming setup, such as a gorilla lamp and a T-rex night light.


[22:44 - 24:56]Schlatt and Charlie make fun of Ted for being rude and "feral."


[23:21 - 24:08]They discuss their personal items in their streaming setup, such as a gorilla lamp and a T-rex night light.


[24:08 - 26:54]Schlatt suggests that Ted cry about the slander happening in the podcast.


[27:02 - 27:45]Charlie accuses Schlatt of being the biggest betrayer on the podcast.


[27:45 - 28:53]Charlie jokes about Schlatt having rabies and attracting rabid animals.


[28:53 - 29:01]Memories of past betrayals surface for Charlie.


[29:01 - 30:00]Charlie suggests crashing a car into a jail cell.


[30:00 - 31:09]He spends half an hour riling up Charlie and making false claims against Ted.


[30:35 - 32:00]Charlie accuses Schlatt of being the biggest betrayer on the podcast.


[31:16 - 32:13]Charlie jokes about Schlatt having rabies and attracting rabid animals.


[32:20 - 33:48]The topic is abruptly changed to committing the perfect crime.


[33:59 - 35:00]Charlie suggests crashing a car into a jail cell.


[35:10 - 36:34]Charlie's tweet about imagining content creators having sex goes viral.


[36:09 - 37:45]Schlatt claims he would show up to the next podcast even if he was exiled.


[36:18 - 36:26]Charlie's tweet about imagining content creators having sex goes viral.


[36:34 - 36:43]Charlie suggests crashing a car into a jail cell.


[36:43 - 37:17]Charlie jokes about Schlatt having rabies and attracting rabid animals.


[37:45 - 38:09]Schlatt and Charlie were waiting for Ted, who never showed up.


[38:09 - 39:20]Charlie and Schlatt argue about how much milk Ted drinks.


[39:20 - 39:53]The speaker then reveals that Schlatt has broken a bone in his body, but it happened early in his life.


[39:53 - 40:19]They mention that they didn't know how to think for themselves at the time, possibly as an excuse for the bone breaking incident.


[40:19 - 41:17]The speaker then starts to tell a story about playing baseball and getting hit by a baseball bat from Ted Nivison, breaking their hand.


[41:17 - 41:36]They mention that they would do it again and call Ted Nivison disgusting for hitting them.


[41:36 - 41:51]The other person (Charlie or Schlatt) responds with a remark about the story not really mattering.


[41:51 - 43:21]The speaker then starts to tell a story about playing baseball and getting hit by a baseball bat from Ted Nivison, breaking their hand.


[42:25 - 42:56]The speaker mentions the possibility of wanting to drink a half gallon of milk and tells a story about breaking a bone in their hand.


[43:21 - 44:12]The conversation then shifts to the speaker's love for being launched at high speeds without consequences, and their desire for the superpower of becoming indestructible when jumping.


[44:12 - 46:07]The speaker expresses their fear of getting trapped at the bottom of a foam pit and recalls a time when Ted Nivison grabbed their leg while they were flipping.


[44:47 - 46:33]They mention attending birthday parties at gymnastics gyms and the fun of the foam pit.


[46:33 - 47:34]The speaker expresses their fear of getting trapped at the bottom of a foam pit and recalls a time when Ted Nivison grabbed their leg while they were flipping.


[47:34 - 47:46]They end by jokingly accusing Ted Nivison of gaslighting and questioning their invitation to the conversation.


[47:46 - 47:58]The conversation then shifts to the speaker's love for being launched at high speeds without consequences, and their desire for the superpower of becoming indestructible when jumping.


[47:46 - 47:58]They mention a similar feeling to being launched with high speeds without repercussion and describe it as "fun."


[47:58 - 48:32]They mention attending birthday parties at gymnastics gyms and the fun of the foam pit.


[47:58 - 49:22]The speaker describes the inflatable race courses as a bouncy castle obstacle course and shares a picture in the chat.


[48:32 - 48:40]They mention that they didn't know how to think for themselves at the time, possibly as an excuse for the bone breaking incident.


[48:32 - 48:40]The speaker talks about running through the streets looking for birthday parties and sprinting through the course.


[49:22 - 49:55]They explain the trick for going down the slide and mention clotheslining a child and crunching them up to prevent them from getting out.


[50:09 - 51:18]The speaker then talks about parkour and tricking, with parkour being more about getting from point A to point B as fast as possible.


[51:18 - 52:14]The speaker admits to trying parkour in the past but finds it scary and prefers to keep their head above their feet.


[52:14 - 53:31]They discuss doing parkour on a picnic table and describe a "dash vault" move.


[53:31 - 53:50]The speaker admits to trying parkour in the past but finds it scary and prefers to keep their head above their feet.


[53:50 - 54:14]The speaker believes that parkour works better for smaller, springy individuals.


[54:14 - 54:21]The speaker admits to trying parkour in the past but finds it scary and prefers to keep their head above their feet.


[54:21 - 54:26]The speaker wants to get back to the topic of experiencing high speeds without repercussions.


[54:26 - 55:31]The conversation then turns to Ted, and the speaker jokes about him being the one to slander next episode.


[54:33 - 55:03]They discuss Ted wearing a pig mask when performing murders.


[55:31 - 55:39]The speaker wants to get back to the topic of experiencing high speeds without repercussions.


[55:39 - 55:50]The conversation then turns to Ted, and the speaker jokes about him being the one to slander next episode.


[55:50 - 55:58]The speaker ends by saying they will see everyone in the "skies" as they launch themselves at high speeds.


[55:58 - 56:06]The speaker talks about running through the streets looking for birthday parties and sprinting through the course.


[56:06 - 56:06]They discuss doing parkour on a picnic table and describe a "dash vault" move.