
The Hasan Episode | The Yard


[00:00 - 02:17]The speaker's girlfriend appeared on the last episode and they discussed her poop


[00:06 - 01:54]The speaker wants to stop talking about poop


[00:22 - 02:07]The speaker discusses how some people criticize him for being a "champagne socialist" and a "Hamasabi"


[02:18 - 03:44]The phrase "from the river to the sea" is mentioned and the speaker would like to discuss it further


[03:44 - 07:03]The speaker discusses how some people criticize him for being a "champagne socialist" and a "Hamasabi"


[03:59 - 07:16]The speaker argues that being called a "crypto-fascist" is worse than being called a "terrorist who loves Hamas"


[04:14 - 05:41]The phrase "from the river to the sea" is mentioned and the speaker would like to discuss it further


[06:43 - 08:21]The speaker discusses how some people criticize him for being a "champagne socialist" and a "Hamasabi"


[08:22 - 10:51]The speaker talks about his life being difficult compared to others and mentions the struggles of children


[09:20 - 10:01]The speaker wants to stop talking about poop


[10:51 - 12:21]The guest, Hassan, joins the podcast and they discuss how much money they make from Patreon


[12:21 - 14:50]The guest asks the speaker if nicotine is addictive and they discuss their use of nicotine gum and cigarettes


[14:50 - 17:16]The guest talks about how he can easily find crack in any city and the speaker compares it to finding a specific type of pornography


[16:21 - 18:01]The topic of crack comes up and the speaker mentions wanting to cook it for Thanksgiving


[16:53 - 18:55]He asks locals about nice parts of the city, but they mention the bad parts


[18:56 - 22:19]They mention a Chinese TSA agent and her interactions with a Chinese woman


[19:22 - 22:04]They talk about how the Chinese copied Paris


[20:16 - 21:36]They mention a Vegas-like city in China that copied Paris and was a failure


[22:25 - 26:18]They discuss the speaker's Turkish heritage and the black market for bootleg items in Turkey


[23:32 - 24:08]He asks locals about nice parts of the city, but they mention the bad parts


[25:54 - 27:19]They mention the speaker's experience in high school, including prom and being a "loser"


[28:06 - 29:07]They discuss the speaker's virginity and his "beautiful" hands


[29:22 - 32:02]They mention the speaker's friend being a "jock" and the debate over whether he is one or not


[29:51 - 32:59]They discuss the speaker's virginity and his "beautiful" hands


[30:36 - 31:11]They mention the speaker's friend being a "jock" and the debate over whether he is one or not


[32:20 - 34:03]They mention the speaker's experience in high school, including prom and being a "loser"


[34:03 - 34:47]They mention the speaker's personal chef and trainer.


[34:47 - 37:02]The son's mother is a topic of discussion and it is revealed that she is a fan of one of the hosts.


[37:02 - 38:52]A game of basketball is mentioned and the son claims to have won a 1v1 game.


[38:52 - 39:36]The mother is upset about being discussed on the podcast.


[39:43 - 40:26]The son's mother is a topic of discussion and it is revealed that she is a fan of one of the hosts.


[40:31 - 41:11]The mother is upset about being discussed on the podcast.


[41:11 - 43:54]A game of basketball is mentioned and the son claims to have won a 1v1 game.


[43:54 - 45:03]The son's mother is a topic of discussion and it is revealed that she is a fan of one of the hosts.


[45:03 - 45:52]The hosts discuss their podcast and its success.


[45:53 - 46:48]The mother is upset about being discussed on the podcast.


[46:21 - 47:37]A game of basketball is mentioned and the son claims to have won a 1v1 game.


[47:37 - 49:17]The hosts argue about who is the most successful on the podcast.


[47:59 - 50:02]The son's mother is a topic of discussion and it is revealed that she is a fan of one of the hosts.


[49:08 - 50:13]Mention of a guest who can talk about nukes and geopolitical issues


[49:23 - 49:28]Mention of a TV show called Blue Mountain State and a movie called "Get Him to the Greek"


[50:13 - 52:56]Question about McCarthy and the largest fruit that can be put in one's ass


[52:56 - 53:48]Discussion about a TV show called "Greek" and its influence on the speaker's life


[53:48 - 54:14]Mention of a previous incident related to the speaker's uncut penis.


[54:14 - 55:26]Debate about whether certain sexual acts are considered "sodomy"


[54:20 - 54:43]Question about McCarthy and the largest fruit that can be put in one's ass


[54:27 - 55:48]Discussion about having a prostate orgasm and a possible business idea related to it


[55:27 - 56:35]Debate about whether certain sexual acts are considered "sodomy"


[56:02 - 56:26]Mention of a previous incident related to the speaker's uncut penis.


[56:35 - 57:24]Discussion about a TV show called "Greek" and its influence on the speaker's life


[57:56 - 58:41]Mention of a celebrity with a bad reputation for having a "stinky" penis


[58:42 - 58:53]Reference to a video of the celebrity talking about his uncut penis


[58:53 - 59:25]The speaker talks about what they would do on stream if they were banned from talking about politics.


[58:53 - 59:58]Reference to a previous podcast episode where the guest discussed politics


[59:15 - 59:52]Discussion about the consequences of being famous and having sexual exploits exposed


[59:25 - 59:32]The speaker is discussing their streaming career and their use of hate speech.


[59:33 - 1.01:14]The speaker talks about people using their content without permission and not being able to tell the difference between channels.


[59:58 - 1.01:26]Reference to a video of the celebrity talking about his uncut penis


[1.00:13 - 1.00:20]They have multiple YouTube channels, one of which has not been active for 8 years.


[1.00:35 - 1.01:45]The speaker talks about people using their content without permission and not being able to tell the difference between channels.


[1.00:35 - 1.03:32]The speaker is confident and accepts the challenge.


[1.01:27 - 1.01:45]Mention of a previous incident related to the speaker's uncut penis.


[1.02:37 - 1.03:07]They mention a glitch in the YouTube copyright system where revenue is split if multiple sources claim the same video.


[1.02:48 - 1.03:07]The conversation shifts to the speaker's work ethic and use of technology.


[1.03:32 - 1.04:58]The speaker's friends point out his flaws and he admits to being hot-headed and stubborn.


[1.03:32 - 1.07:03]The speaker talks about people using their content without permission and not being able to tell the difference between channels.


[1.03:43 - 1.04:44]The speaker's haters are mentioned and he defends himself.


[1.04:51 - 1.06:15]The speaker talks about a joke from 2018 where they were called a "centrist."


[1.04:58 - 1.05:30]The conversation shifts to the speaker's work ethic and use of technology.


[1.05:10 - 1.05:45]The speaker's haters are mentioned and he defends himself.


[1.05:18 - 1.05:45]They mention a comment on one of their videos calling them an "alt-right streamer."


[1.05:47 - 1.06:57]The speaker is discussing their streaming career and their use of hate speech.


[1.05:47 - 1.06:57]The speaker's friends point out his flaws and he admits to being hot-headed and stubborn.


[1.06:04 - 1.08:25]The conversation shifts to the speaker's work ethic and use of technology.


[1.07:03 - 1.09:22]They mention reacting to silly videos and playing games.


[1.07:09 - 1.08:47]The speaker imitates the way another streamer, "Hungry Box," streams.


[1.07:09 - 1.09:59]The speaker's mother and others criticize his phone usage while streaming.


[1.08:01 - 1.10:04]The speaker's friends point out his flaws and he admits to being hot-headed and stubborn.


[1.08:48 - 1.11:12]The speaker talks about people using their content without permission and not being able to tell the difference between channels.


[1.09:42 - 1.11:58]The speaker's mother and others criticize his phone usage while streaming.


[1.09:48 - 1.12:35]The speaker imitates the way another streamer, "Hungry Box," streams.


[1.11:18 - 1.12:30]The speaker explains that they keep their noise gate low because people often don't close out of streams and rely on audio cues to know if the stream is still live.


[1.11:33 - 1.12:49]The speaker imitates the way another streamer, "Hungry Box," streams.


[1.11:58 - 1.14:31]The speaker's friends point out his flaws and he admits to being hot-headed and stubborn.


[1.13:00 - 1.13:58]The speaker is confident and accepts the challenge.


[1.13:58 - 1.15:56]The speaker's friends point out his flaws and he admits to being hot-headed and stubborn.


[1.14:20 - 1.15:36]They discuss a gift idea involving an acrylic encased block of poop.


[1.14:43 - 1.15:56]They debate whether or not the speaker would put the gift in their house.


[1.15:56 - 1.16:26]The speaker is often in a bad mood, but seems to be in a better mood today.


[1.15:56 - 1.16:34]The speaker talks about their personal experience with haters and how it affects them.


[1.16:34 - 1.17:18]The conversation shifts to discussing hate and haters, with the speaker getting angry at being called a terrorist.


[1.17:18 - 1.17:49]The speaker talks about their personal experience with haters and how it affects them.


[1.17:25 - 1.18:36]They debate whether or not haters should be given a time limit on their hate.


[1.18:05 - 1.19:44]The speaker talks about their personal experience with haters and how it affects them.


[1.19:23 - 1.20:07]They debate whether or not the speaker would put the gift in their house.


[1.19:44 - 1.20:48]The conversation shifts to discussing hate and haters, with the speaker getting angry at being called a terrorist.


[1.20:14 - 1.20:20]They discuss a gift idea involving an acrylic encased block of poop.


[1.20:48 - 1.21:43]The speaker admits to not watching their girlfriend's podcast and only listening to her parts.


[1.21:43 - 1.22:15]The conversation shifts to discussing hate and haters, with the speaker getting angry at being called a terrorist.


[1.22:15 - 1.22:54]The speaker admits to not watching their girlfriend's podcast and only listening to her parts.


[1.23:34 - 1.24:34]They joke about the theory that asking a guy to name a woman will result in them mentioning Hillary Clinton first.


[1.24:34 - 1.26:59]They mention making someone cry and joking about their age and family.


[1.25:16 - 1.25:42]The podcast ends with the speaker promoting their podcast and discussing upcoming episodes, including one where they try duck liver.


[1.26:21 - 1.27:50]They talk about different fast food chains and their menu items.


[1.27:50 - 1.29:13]The group discusses how the government in "Ronald McDonald land" is run, with Ronald McDonald as a symbolic figure and Mayor McCheese holding the real power.


[1.28:32 - 1.30:20]The podcast ends with the speaker promoting their podcast and discussing upcoming episodes, including one where they try duck liver.


[1.28:38 - 1.28:44]They talk about different fast food chains and their menu items.


[1.30:20 - 1.31:23]The conversation shifts to video games and the speaker is confident they could beat aliens in a game, possibly one from FromSoftware.


[1.31:23 - 1.33:23]The podcast ends with the speaker promoting their podcast and discussing upcoming episodes, including one where they try duck liver.


[1.32:50 - 1.33:57]They mention making someone cry and joking about their age and family.