[00:22 - 00:29]Introduction to a podcast segment about downloading files and gates of heaven

[01:11 - 01:20]Transition into a new podcast

[01:11 - 01:20]Explanation of new podcast's name and changes made to set

[01:20 - 01:27]Mention of previous podcast being "dead" and introduction to new podcast

[01:43 - 01:53]Discussion about color correction and confusion over the color of the sign

[02:34 - 02:40]Discussion of peggle games and nostalgia

[02:40 - 02:46]Possible reasons for the lack of a peggle 3 game

[04:29 - 04:35]Discussion of Angry Birds and its popularity

[05:55 - 06:00]Personal experiences playing Angry Birds and potential for an Angry Birds strain of marijuana

[06:26 - 06:47]Imagining a universe where the cure for cancer involves spraying weed with milk

[07:25 - 07:36]Nostalgia for old comic book movies and discussion of Ang Lee's The Hulk

[07:58 - 08:03]Mention of Luke and his role in the podcast

[07:58 - 08:03]Suggestion to include pictures of Angry Birds marijuana on screen for video listeners

[08:29 - 08:34]Speculation about the different types of listeners for the podcast

[00:22 - 09:13]The podcast hosts discuss various topics including downloading files, gates of heaven, their new podcast, color correction, peggle games, Angry Birds, nostalgia, and the potential for an Angry Birds strain of marijuana. They also talk about nostalgia for old comic book movies and speculate about different types of listeners for the podcast. The segment ends with a transition to a new topic about someone else who has the "best of both worlds."

[09:13 - 09:27] The speaker discusses their comedy and how it revolves around trying to make each other laugh.

[09:27 - 09:37]They mention sitting in an empty room and talking directly to the listener.

[10:40 - 11:02]They talk about a recent experience at the beach where they went into the ocean to film something.

[10:40 - 11:02]They mention being afraid of the ocean because of sharks, but still ventured in with their cameraman.

[11:32 - 11:42]They reveal that the cameraman has an aversion to taking showers and this was a ploy to get him to clean himself.

[14:14 - 14:19]The experience at the beach was episode five of their comedy show.

[15:49 - 15:55]They describe getting into the water and realizing they were drifting further away from shore.

[16:56 - 17:11]They mention being in a rip current and paddling for their lives.

[17:12 - 17:22]After paddling, they look up and see something.

[17:12 - 17:22]The last episode almost became the last episode due to the dangerous situation they were in.

[09:13 - 17:22]The speaker discusses their comedy, a recent experience at the beach where they went into the ocean to film, and getting into a dangerous situation where they were drifting away from shore and had to paddle for their lives.

[18:51 - 18:58] The speaker and Ryan were in the ocean on flotation devices, intentionally distancing themselves from others for filming purposes.

[19:25 - 19:30]They realized they were stuck in a rip current and couldn't make any progress towards shore.

[20:18 - 20:29]A lifeguard and two surfers came to their rescue.

[25:01 - 25:17]The speaker was able to catch a wave and surf back to shore while Ryan and Tucker were still stuck.

[25:37 - 25:42]The lifeguard checked on the speaker and asked about others still in the water.

[25:42 - 25:50]The lifeguard may have helped Tucker and/or the rest of the group.

[17:22 - 25:50]In the end, everyone made it back safely to shore.

[25:55 - 26:05]Two surfers who were not lifeguards helped the narrator and his friend, Tucker, back to shore after they got caught in a rip current.

[26:57 - 27:03]One surfer initially came to help, followed by another who joined in.

[27:03 - 27:08]The narrator held onto both surfers' ankles as they paddled back to shore.

[27:09 - 27:17]David Hasselhoff also came to help and instructed the narrator to ditch his flotation device and straddle his surfboard.

[27:27 - 27:37]The narrator and Tucker were the last ones to make it back to shore, causing concern for the lifeguard.

[29:02 - 29:08]The surfers and Hasselhoff successfully brought the narrator and Tucker back to shore.

[29:15 - 29:20]The lifeguard scolded the narrator for not knowing how to swim and getting caught in a rip current.

[30:11 - 30:19]The narrator reflects on how embarrassing it was to be rescued and the potential danger they were in.

[30:50 - 30:59]The narrator mentions the recent drowning of a YouTuber in a whirlpool and almost facing the same fate.

[32:53 - 33:09]The narrator and Tucker could have potentially died without the help of the surfers and Hasselhoff.

[25:50 - 33:09]A group of surfers, including David Hasselhoff, helped rescue the narrator and his friend from a rip current, potentially saving their lives.

[33:09 - 33:17] The speaker and others were in a potentially dangerous situation while out in the ocean, but they had boards to keep them afloat

[33:24 - 33:29]They were at risk of drifting all night and possibly being separated from each other

[34:13 - 34:26]The speaker shares a story of a previous incident where they got lost while looking for a sunken ship and had to be rescued by the coast guard

[36:00 - 36:14]They discuss the dangers and stupidity of cave diving as a hobby

[39:33 - 39:42]The speaker suggests a breath holding contest, which they both attempt and discuss

[40:14 - 40:25]The speaker jokes about releasing nuke codes and then challenges Ryan to a breath holding contest

[40:57 - 41:03]The speaker ultimately wins the contest and makes a joke about being a seasoned smoker

[33:09 - 41:03]The speaker shares stories of past and potential dangerous situations, discusses the risks and stupidity of certain hobbies, and jokingly challenges a friend to a breath holding contest.

[41:15 - 41:20]Audio is a conversation between two individuals discussing a podcast episode mentioning them.

[41:27 - 41:39]One of the individuals, Walid, mentioned that the other individual, who has been smoking for a decade, promised to be a guest on their podcast.

[43:29 - 43:35]They call Walid to confirm the details, but the call goes to voicemail.

[45:05 - 45:13]They continue to discuss Walid and their lack of a contact photo for him.

[47:17 - 47:22]They mention a quote from Beetlejuice, but realize it is actually from the video game Dead Island.

[47:59 - 48:04]One of the individuals has never seen Beetlejuice, and they discuss the possibility of a new Beetlejuice movie.

[49:14 - 49:23]They mention the dedication of Michael Keaton's portrayal of Beetlejuice and predict he will be recognized for it.

[41:04 - 49:51]The audio is a conversation between two individuals discussing a podcast episode mentioning them, including a call to confirm details with the person who mentioned them and a discussion about Beetlejuice and a new movie.

[49:51 - 49:58] The speaker discusses the possibility of an actor winning an Oscar for a role that initially received criticism.

[50:04 - 50:17]They then pose a serious question about what Howard Stern might be doing at that moment.

[50:04 - 50:17]After some joking around, the speaker gives a serious answer about Stern possibly responding to emails or driving.

[51:27 - 51:32]They mention how some celebrities still drive themselves, like Jay Leno and Justin.

[51:38 - 51:57]They talk about Leno taking over Conan's spot and Justin's opinion on it.

[54:22 - 54:38]They discuss a paper about Dr. Seuss and sex, and how some of his works were scrutinized for sexual content.

[54:39 - 54:45]The conversation shifts to Dr. Seuss, with the speaker mentioning a book about different colored dogs and looking up Dr. Seuss and sex.

[56:31 - 56:37]The speaker asks if the other person saw the Cat in the Hat movie in theaters with their dad, and mentions a potential "Uncle Sleepover" where they watched it.

[57:01 - 57:07]They briefly discuss the movie, mentioning actors like Mike Myers, Dakota Fanning, and Alec Baldwin.

[57:42 - 57:51]The speaker recalls an encounter with Baldwin at a bank and jokes about him being a mean man.

[49:51 - 58:12]Overall, the conversation covers various topics including actors, Howard Stern, driving, celebrities, Dr. Seuss, and a potential "Uncle Sleepover" watching the Cat in the Hat movie.

[58:19 - 58:30] Ryan and Matthew engage in a humorous conversation about a joke involving being cut in line at a bank.

[1.00:24 - 1.00:37]They discuss how even God is angry with women and reference a story from the Old Testament.

[1.00:37 - 1.00:44]The conversation turns to circumcision and the tools used for it in the past.

[1.01:07 - 1.01:16]They mention a masterclass on acting and emotional performances, which was removed from the platform due to promoting hatred and violence against women.

[1.01:07 - 1.01:16]Ryan expresses frustration with the platform for removing his course on makeup and costume for acting.

[1.01:30 - 1.01:35]The conversation evolves into a discussion about comedy and acting.

[1.02:24 - 1.02:29]They mention a previous sponsorship from a masterclass platform and how they had to pick a course to promote.

[1.05:08 - 1.05:14]They talk about creating a masterclass together and promote their Patreon for behind-the-scenes content.

[1.05:08 - 1.05:14]The conversation veers off into discussing Patreon tiers and graphic design.

[1.05:08 - 1.05:14]A final message is given to subscribe to their Patreon.

[1.05:36 - 1.05:47]They joke and banter about a kid named Rodney and his mom.

[58:14 - 1.06:03]Overall, the audio is a humorous conversation between Ryan and Matthew about comedy, acting, and their past experiences with a masterclass platform.