Cr1tikal - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 19
[00:00 - 00:56]The speaker believes SeaWorld is not popular enough because there is not enough fighting between the animals.
[00:17 - 01:49]They introduce their guest, "Moist Critical", and discuss his various nicknames.
[00:31 - 00:37]The speaker and his co-host discuss the idea and mention how SeaWorld used to abuse whales during performances in the 90s.
[01:50 - 02:06]They end by mentioning how "Charles" and the hosts were at the fight.
[01:55 - 02:58]They introduce their guest, "Moist Critical", and discuss his various nicknames.
[02:24 - 03:18]They joke about confusion between the two hosts' names and decide to call the guest "Charles" for clarity.
[03:19 - 03:50]They compare themselves to different sandwich ingredients, with "Charles" being the mayonnaise and the hosts as the bread and onions.
[03:50 - 05:12]They discuss their preferences for different sandwich toppings and condiments.
[04:15 - 05:51]They compare themselves to different sandwich ingredients, with "Charles" being the mayonnaise and the hosts as the bread and onions.
[05:12 - 06:58]They discuss their preferences for different sandwich toppings and condiments.
[06:29 - 06:43]They compare themselves to different sandwich ingredients, with "Charles" being the mayonnaise and the hosts as the bread and onions.
[06:43 - 07:44]They mention the recent BTS meal at McDonald's and their experience at the Logan Paul versus Floyd Mayweather fight.
[07:09 - 07:50]They joke about the possibility of BTS member "John Cook" being responsible for making all the food at McDonald's.
[07:51 - 08:34]They end by mentioning how "Charles" and the hosts were at the fight.
[08:09 - 08:22]The speaker flew into Miami and found it to be worse than Austin climate-wise.
[08:09 - 08:28]They compare it to a gladiatorial fight and mention UFC and a fight they attended.
[08:22 - 08:46]Miami is full of old people, earning the nickname “God’s waiting room”.
[08:34 - 10:31]The speaker attended an outdoor event at a football stadium in Miami, which was not air conditioned.
[08:54 - 09:10]It was raining, causing the speaker to have “swamp ass” and look like they had wet their pants.
[09:16 - 10:07]They drove four hours to the event, which turned out to be a disappointing experience.
[09:29 - 09:34]It was raining, causing the speaker to have “swamp ass” and look like they had wet their pants.
[09:34 - 10:25]The speaker’s tickets were paid for by Cash App, while the other person paid for their own seats.
[10:07 - 11:57]Miami is the speaker’s least favorite place, along with New York, because everything is overpriced and the traffic is terrible.
[10:31 - 11:52]They drove four hours to the event, which turned out to be a disappointing experience.
[11:58 - 12:33]It was raining, causing the speaker to have “swamp ass” and look like they had wet their pants.
[12:07 - 12:19]The speaker was asked why they chose to live in Florida, and they mentioned the lack of state tax and being born there.
[12:33 - 13:35]They mention sweating only around other people and an experience with getting physical therapy.
[12:40 - 15:14]The speaker attended an outdoor event at a football stadium in Miami, which was not air conditioned.
[14:18 - 15:30]It was raining, causing the speaker to have “swamp ass” and look like they had wet their pants.
[15:14 - 16:01]The conversation turns to Los Angeles and the traffic there, with the speaker mentioning that it is manageable if you know when not to drive.
[15:36 - 17:11]They mention that many people have moved away from busy cities during the pandemic, causing less traffic.
[16:26 - 18:03]The conversation then shifts to New York and how it has all the downsides of LA but also the added downside of sewage being shot into the sky every night.
[17:17 - 17:53]They also mention seeing two toads mating and fireflies that mate while flying.
[18:03 - 19:02]The conversation turns to Los Angeles and the traffic there, with the speaker mentioning that it is manageable if you know when not to drive.
[18:25 - 20:18]They also mention seeing two toads mating and fireflies that mate while flying.
[20:01 - 21:55]The speaker then expresses their anger and talks about their terrible day at Sea World in Orlando.
[21:13 - 22:04]Mention of a potential fight between two animals
[21:19 - 22:28]Struggle with learning a second language in school
[21:25 - 23:17]The conversation turns to Los Angeles and the traffic there, with the speaker mentioning that it is manageable if you know when not to drive.
[21:32 - 23:17]Mention of a potential fight between two animals
[21:38 - 22:04]They also mention seeing two toads mating and fireflies that mate while flying.
[21:49 - 23:39]Chimney-like structures and breaking news about a product
[22:29 - 23:26]Struggle with learning a second language in school
[22:42 - 23:26]The conversation then shifts to New York and how it has all the downsides of LA but also the added downside of sewage being shot into the sky every night.
[23:26 - 24:22]The speaker mentions that New York City constantly smells like poop and pee.
[23:26 - 24:22]Chimney-like structures and breaking news about a product
[24:23 - 26:18]Personal endorsement and use of Manscaped products
[25:07 - 26:26]Advertisement for Manscaped product and promo code
[25:32 - 26:11]Chimney-like structures and breaking news about a product
[25:38 - 25:55]Manscaped product features listed
[26:27 - 26:44]Personal endorsement and use of Manscaped products
[26:44 - 27:06]Struggle with learning a second language in school
[27:06 - 29:22]Babble's approach to language learning
[29:22 - 29:41]Mention of "Penguins" YouTube channel and old content
[29:41 - 30:25]Transition to current content, including "slapping"
[29:56 - 30:13]Possibility of having a slapping competition on Twitch
[30:26 - 30:59]Discussion on the perfect slap and sound
[30:46 - 32:03]Person is punched by Shamu and camera is punched
[31:00 - 31:26]Mention of a potential fight between two animals
[31:26 - 31:38]Slapping competition explained and compared to other sports
[32:03 - 32:24]Mention of "Penguins" YouTube channel and old content
[32:33 - 32:45]Person is punched by Shamu and camera is punched
[32:45 - 35:15]Importance of physical strength in slapping competitions.
[33:03 - 33:15]Mention of a potential fight between two animals
[33:39 - 34:16]Discussion on the safety and rules of slapping
[35:39 - 35:56]Mention of a potential fight between two animals
[35:39 - 35:56]The speaker is discussing his interest in getting into something.
[35:56 - 36:01]Possibility of having a slapping competition on Twitch
[35:56 - 36:26]He talks about the raw power and rage of this activity.
[36:02 - 36:12]Importance of physical strength in slapping competitions.
[36:26 - 36:54]They discuss the idea of doing this activity in a hot tub.
[36:55 - 37:29]The speaker's channel features dildos as a theme.
[37:35 - 39:15]The speaker talks about the Moby Huge, a 3-foot, 70-pound penis.
[37:54 - 38:10]The speaker is discussing his interest in getting into something.
[38:10 - 38:36]The speaker's channel features dildos as a theme.
[38:42 - 38:48]He talks about the raw power and rage of this activity.
[38:48 - 39:28]They discuss whether a human has ever tried the Moby Huge.
[39:28 - 39:47]He talks about the raw power and rage of this activity.
[39:48 - 41:00]The speaker talks about the Moby Huge, a 3-foot, 70-pound penis.
[39:56 - 40:34]They discuss whether a human has ever tried the Moby Huge.
[40:35 - 41:17]The speaker mentions other products from Mastercock, including a vertical dick and different colored Moby Huges.
[41:17 - 41:49]They also mention a Terminator action figure with a 2-foot long vertical pick on his forearm.
[42:05 - 42:29]The speaker shares a story about finding a George W. Bush action figure in a thrift store.
[42:40 - 43:16]The speaker is discussing his interest in getting into something.
[42:49 - 44:03]They discuss a dildo with Obama's face on it.
[43:05 - 43:11]The speaker tried to talk to Twitch about it, but the Trust and Safety Council may have an issue.
[43:27 - 43:50]They also mention a Terminator action figure with a 2-foot long vertical pick on his forearm.
[44:04 - 44:31]They note that the game was the last in the Mass Effect series until a recent remaster was released.
[44:32 - 49:56]They discuss their enjoyment of Invincible and mention that it has done what the show The Boys aims to do, but better.
[48:52 - 49:47]As a result of the negative reviews, the speaker and their team started a review series specifically to give the game a low score.
[49:56 - 51:55]The speaker also gives a 100 rating to Breaking Bad and Courage the Cowardly Dog.
[51:40 - 54:39]They mention that they recently trended on Twitter due to being associated with the Dream SMP and express interest in returning to the server and creating their own lore.
[51:55 - 57:46]Mention of Minecraft being a space rather than just a game
[53:16 - 55:02]The speaker also gives a 100 rating to Breaking Bad and Courage the Cowardly Dog.
[57:25 - 1.00:22]One person's preference for being a hunter in Minecraft rather than a gatherer
[59:15 - 59:58]Question about unlimited bacon and video games, causing laughter and confusion
[1.00:22 - 1.02:25]Debate over whether it is better to have no physical or mental pain
[1.02:26 - 1.03:50]Question about unlimited bacon and video games, causing laughter and confusion
[1.03:21 - 1.06:01]Decision to choose unlimited games and no games, despite the lack of actual games in this scenario.
[1.06:01 - 1.06:43]The speaker discusses a question which requires deep thought, and references a brain pop video series for help.
[1.06:23 - 1.06:50]The speaker describes the brain pop video series and its use of humor to teach about various topics.
[1.06:51 - 1.07:05]The speaker and others discuss the potential size and shape of various bosses' genitalia.
[1.07:06 - 1.07:33]The conversation then returns to the topic of Dark Souls bosses and their potential genitalia.
[1.07:14 - 1.08:39]The speaker mentions their love for the Dark Souls series and their recent playthrough of all the games.
[1.07:51 - 1.08:30]The speaker and others discuss the potential size and shape of various bosses' genitalia.
[1.08:39 - 1.08:58]The speaker mentions their plan to play through the Dark Souls games on their PlayStation 5.
[1.08:59 - 1.09:36]The speaker mentions their experience playing through the Dark Souls 3 DLC and facing the Orphan of Kos.
[1.09:37 - 1.10:18]The speaker and others discuss the potential size and shape of various bosses' genitalia.
[1.09:46 - 1.10:03]The speaker mentions their experience playing through the Dark Souls 3 DLC and facing the Orphan of Kos.
[1.10:38 - 1.11:22]The speaker mentions their love for the Dark Souls series and their recent playthrough of all the games.
[1.10:46 - 1.11:08]The speaker and others discuss the potential size and shape of various bosses' genitalia.
[1.11:22 - 1.11:41]The speaker mentions their favorite boss, the Greatwood Tree, and speculates about its genitalia.
[1.11:52 - 1.13:42]The speaker recalls a childhood memory related to the word "phloem."
[1.12:57 - 1.13:34]The conversation then shifts to discussing the word "phloem" and its different meanings.
[1.13:42 - 1.14:14]The speaker and others joke about the speaker's love for trees and their passion for vascular tissue.
[1.14:15 - 1.14:20]The speaker discusses a question which requires deep thought, and references a brain pop video series for help.
[1.14:33 - 1.15:35]The podcast ends with the hosts thanking the guest and saying goodbye.
[1.14:39 - 1.14:54]The speaker then plugs their YouTube and Twitch channels.
[1.15:06 - 1.15:29]The speaker mentions a music tournament they will be participating in.
[1.15:35 - 1.15:49]The podcast ends with the hosts thanking the guest and saying goodbye.