[00:00 - 01:37]The Chuckles Sandwich podcast is starting and the hosts are introducing themselves.

[00:14 - 00:54]They joke about how this is the first and final episode of the podcast.

[01:37 - 03:19]The Chuckles Sandwich podcast is starting and the hosts are introducing themselves.

[02:03 - 06:59]They talk about their love for Gibbons and how they have a lot in common with humans.

[06:16 - 08:26]They discuss a Gibbon lamp that one of the hosts purchased and will be putting on display during the podcast.

[07:47 - 11:48]The host reveals that he spent $500 on monkey lamps this week.

[11:16 - 12:56]Mention of a monkey lamp and its lack of a light bulb, leading to a discussion about how it should come with one

[12:30 - 13:48]Jokes about the monkey lamp and its potential as a thumbnail for the podcast

[14:49 - 15:14]Transition to the topic of "worst animals" and the question of what makes an animal terrible

[15:14 - 16:14]Mention of gibbons and their behavior of inflating and deflating their throats, leading to a joke about shitting on a fellow podcast member

[16:14 - 18:25]Discussion about mosquitoes and how they only exist for bats to eat, leading to a question about creating the "worst animal"

[17:05 - 18:06]Schlatt's favorite animal is a bearded dragon, followed by a discussion about his pet bearded dragon and its lifespan

[17:23 - 17:31]Transition to the topic of "worst animals" and the question of what makes an animal terrible

[18:06 - 20:13]Schlatt's favorite animal is a bearded dragon, followed by a discussion about his pet bearded dragon and its lifespan

[18:54 - 20:58]Mention of considering getting a pet now that they live on their own, but realizing they can barely take care of themselves

[20:13 - 20:30]Mention of gibbons and their behavior of inflating and deflating their throats, leading to a joke about shitting on a fellow podcast member

[20:58 - 21:30]Mention of considering getting a pet now that they live on their own, but realizing they can barely take care of themselves

[21:31 - 23:45]Mention of goldfish being the least understood fish and their potential to live up to 43 years and grow to the size of a fist.

[23:21 - 26:42]The speaker is discussing a traumatic experience with a goldfish in a bowl.

[25:05 - 27:42]The speaker then shifts to discussing a different traumatic experience with a stingray while surfing in California.

[26:48 - 27:19]He describes how he fell onto a stingray bar and was stung.

[27:25 - 29:48]The speaker then shifts to discussing a different traumatic experience with a stingray while surfing in California.

[29:05 - 30:45]He describes how he fell onto a stingray bar and was stung.

[30:27 - 32:08]He eventually went back to his Airbnb and took a shower, but the hot water ran out quickly.

[30:56 - 33:12]In a state of delirium, the speaker remembered a video where someone was stung by a jellyfish and urinated on the sting to alleviate the pain.

[31:46 - 33:47]He eventually went back to his Airbnb and took a shower, but the hot water ran out quickly.

[32:08 - 32:40]The speaker reflects on how he felt embarrassed and like a "bitch" compared to Noah's reaction.

[33:21 - 35:10]He then reveals that his friend Noah also got stung by a stingray, but was able to brush it off with little pain.

[35:11 - 35:29]In a state of delirium, the speaker remembered a video where someone was stung by a jellyfish and urinated on the sting to alleviate the pain.

[35:11 - 36:43]Person recalls getting stung by a jellyfish and later receiving sandwiches for the injury

[35:29 - 37:07]They discuss a particular type of sandwich, called a "French dip", that is popular among friends

[37:08 - 38:05]Person talks about their fear of stingrays, mentioning the death of Steve Irwin

[38:06 - 38:34]Person recalls getting stung by a jellyfish and later receiving sandwiches for the injury

[38:34 - 40:17]They discuss the difference between potential danger from stingrays in the ocean and grizzly bears on land

[39:45 - 41:14]Person shares a story about being chased by a raccoon at college

[40:17 - 42:47]They mention videos they've seen of raccoons stealing food and living in dumpsters

[42:48 - 43:53]Discussion about how raccoons are attracted to trash and how they may be taught by their parents to seek out food in trash cans

[43:53 - 44:40]A question is posed about how dogs can quickly detect the sound and smell of deli meat being opened

[44:41 - 45:07]Discussion about other animals, such as ferrets, that people keep as pets

[44:59 - 45:46]Talk about ferrets and how they are cute

[45:07 - 45:54]Person expresses their dislike for ferrets and their appearance.

[45:46 - 47:18]Mention another animal that people keep as pets and describe why it is weird

[45:55 - 46:11]Discuss the physical appearance of the animal and rate it on a scale

[46:24 - 47:44]Bring up the topic of grooming possums and how they are not meant to be domesticated

[47:28 - 49:29]Talk about marsupials, specifically possums and koalas, and how there are too many in Australia

[48:42 - 49:54]Talk about the hell bender, a gross-looking aquatic salamander

[49:54 - 51:24]Suggest giving endangered animals cute names to raise awareness and potentially save them from extinction

[50:00 - 50:33]Talk about marsupials, specifically possums and koalas, and how there are too many in Australia

[50:13 - 52:00]Suggest giving endangered animals cute names to raise awareness and potentially save them from extinction

[52:00 - 54:07]Talk about the hell bender, a gross-looking aquatic salamander

[54:07 - 55:14]Discuss how pigeons cannot be trusted and mention the lack of sightings of baby pigeons

[55:14 - 56:17]Bring up the topic of pigeons getting close to people and call them out for plotting and preparing

[55:44 - 55:54]Mention another animal that people keep as pets and describe why it is weird

[56:17 - 56:56]End the podcast episode.