[00:00 - 02:04]Speaker has gone through eight Leatherman Skeletools in the past two years

[00:06 - 01:58]They mention recent issues with Boeing planes

[02:06 - 04:02]They mention watching a commercial for Uncle Magic's birthday party services and discovering he has a new business with a mobile arcade

[02:53 - 04:13]Speaker has gone through eight Leatherman Skeletools in the past two years

[03:28 - 07:31]They joke about having someone from Reddit moderate their community

[07:02 - 11:28]They mention opening a bag of Rap Snacks chips and joking about making a single and reaching out to a producer

[10:37 - 11:35]They watch a video of Uncle Magic performing magic tricks and selling a black magic kit

[10:43 - 11:15]They apologize to Shaquim the clown and Uncle Magic for not playing their voicemail on the previous episode

[12:36 - 15:20]They mention watching a commercial for Uncle Magic's birthday party services and discovering he has a new business with a mobile arcade

[15:06 - 16:25]They watch a video of Uncle Magic performing magic tricks and selling a black magic kit

[15:47 - 16:50]They introduce Zane from Vermont's story

[16:50 - 17:26]Friend begged narrator to help him break a bone

[16:58 - 17:35]Narrator is telling a story about breaking a friend's leg in third grade

[17:07 - 17:13]Narrator and friend lived in a town where many people had broken bones

[17:35 - 18:00]Narrator and friend planned to make it look like an accident by shaking a tree

[18:02 - 18:09]Friend is still angry and talks about it

[18:09 - 18:33]Friend begged narrator to help him break a bone

[18:33 - 19:11]Narrator recalls the fun aspects of breaking a bone in school, such as getting a colored cast and having classmates sign it

[19:28 - 19:42]Narrator and friends were just being typical third graders and there is no asshole behavior involved.

[19:42 - 19:48]Narrator had previously broken a bone

[19:48 - 20:24]Friend had never broken a bone before

[20:02 - 20:17]Narrator is telling a story about breaking a friend's leg in third grade

[20:24 - 20:42]Narrator's own experience of breaking a bone involved flying off a swing and hitting a couch

[20:42 - 20:47]Narrator and friends were just being typical third graders and there is no asshole behavior involved.

[20:47 - 21:04]Narrator had previously broken a bone

[21:04 - 21:11]Narrator's own experience of breaking a bone involved flying off a swing and hitting a couch

[21:11 - 21:45]Friend ended up breaking his arm instead of a bone

[21:20 - 21:25]Friend is still angry and talks about it

[21:25 - 21:36]Narrator and friends have not broken any major extremities, just fingers and toes

[21:45 - 22:22]Narrator learned to use a grenade launcher in video games while recovering from a broken finger

[22:22 - 22:44]Narrator and friends were just being typical third graders and there is no asshole behavior involved.

[22:44 - 23:03]The sender is labeled the asshole for sending the message

[23:03 - 24:45]Discussion about using laptops for quizzes in class

[24:45 - 25:34]Memories of using Alpha Smart computers in elementary school

[24:51 - 27:54]Confusion about whether or not Chromebooks were used in high school

[25:34 - 26:46]Memories of using Alpha Smart computers in elementary school

[27:27 - 27:38]Confusion about whether or not Chromebooks were used in high school

[27:56 - 30:46]Discussion about using laptops for quizzes in class

[29:07 - 29:40]Mention of a "smart board" and its technical issues

[29:40 - 30:40]Discussion about the changing ways of teaching reading, including whole word reading

[30:46 - 33:23]Someone is upset about a Spongebob-themed message they received from a former friend

[30:56 - 31:04]The message was generated by chat GPT and sent as a way to break up with the friend without ghosting them

[32:40 - 35:02]Someone is upset about a Spongebob-themed message they received from a former friend

[32:45 - 33:08]The message was generated by chat GPT and sent as a way to break up with the friend without ghosting them

[33:23 - 34:42]Sponsorship plug for Surf Shark VPN

[34:43 - 36:36]Response to previous episode about a manager at Chick-fil-A making an employee shave with a communal razor as punishment for having slight stubble

[35:33 - 37:06]Mention of facial hair policies in the military and on the New York Yankees team

[36:36 - 36:41]The sender is labeled the asshole for sending the message

[37:06 - 38:16]Personal guilty pleasure/secret delight of ordering a cookies and cream shake and waffle fries from Chick-fil-A.

[38:16 - 40:27]Person discusses an idea for a fake petting zoo with taxidermied animals

[39:33 - 40:33]They talk about creating a fake event for a jungle with fake animals

[40:33 - 41:07]Another person discusses a situation where they logged into their ex's streaming platforms

[41:07 - 42:17]They debate whether this makes them an asshole or not

[41:30 - 41:40]They discuss the cost of skiing and the fun of tubing

[42:17 - 46:48]Another person tells a story about a friend using their ski pass and getting it revoked, causing them to lose $750

[46:31 - 48:08]They discuss the cost of skiing and the fun of tubing

[48:39 - 51:43]One person talks about playing pretend as a kid and getting injured

[50:33 - 53:07]They mention a contraption on TikTok involving razor scooters and squats

[53:07 - 53:23]Person recalls a night where they don't fully remember what happened.

[53:23 - 54:47]The person wants to ask if they are the asshole and if they will be an asshole if they continue their behavior.

[53:37 - 55:00]They recount a time when their partner wore a light blue and dark blue striped polo shirt to a nice restaurant.

[54:05 - 54:11]They told their partner they didn't like their outfit and could tell it hurt their feelings.

[54:11 - 55:44]They mention that they are not a fashionista, but they dress well and wear matching outfits.

[55:00 - 55:08]The person seeks advice on how to handle this situation with their partner.

[55:08 - 57:31]Another person suggests giving their partner compliments on the clothing they do like and possibly taking them shopping for a new outfit.

[55:44 - 56:30]The person wonders if they are the asshole for saying this and if they should continue to express their opinions on their partner's clothing choices.

[56:06 - 58:04]They recount a time when their partner wore a light blue and dark blue striped polo shirt to a nice restaurant.

[56:30 - 56:42]A listener calls in and suggests not getting their partner clothing as a gift, as they have encountered this issue before.

[56:55 - 57:01]The original person agrees that this could be a good approach.

[57:01 - 57:07]Another person suggests giving their partner compliments on the clothing they do like and possibly taking them shopping for a new outfit.

[57:31 - 57:38]The original person agrees that this could be a good approach.

[57:38 - 58:52]They have been dating someone for three months and have only been official for one month.

[58:04 - 58:10]The original person agrees that this could be a good approach.

[58:10 - 58:17]They told their partner they didn't like their outfit and could tell it hurt their feelings.

[58:52 - 59:05]The original person agrees that this could be a good approach.

[59:12 - 59:52]The person wants to ask if they are the asshole and if they will be an asshole if they continue their behavior.

[59:52 - 1.00:11]The person and their classmates were eventually sent home and they wonder if they were the asshole in this situation.

[1.00:11 - 1.01:51]The original person agrees that this could be a good approach.

[1.01:51 - 1.02:03]The person who called in shares a story from their middle school days.

[1.02:03 - 1.02:44]They had to use the bathroom and jumped on a stall door to see if their friend was inside.

[1.02:44 - 1.03:22]The stall door broke and made a loud noise, causing the school to go on lockdown because they thought it was a gunshot.

[1.03:22 - 1.04:19]The host and guest discuss school shooter procedures in middle schools and the issue of gun violence.

[1.04:19 - 1.04:25]The original person agrees that this could be a good approach.

[1.04:25 - 1.05:45]They had to use the bathroom and jumped on a stall door to see if their friend was inside.

[1.05:45 - 1.06:22]Two people discuss being locked out of a bathroom stall.

[1.06:22 - 1.08:34]They talk about using school bathrooms.

[1.06:28 - 1.08:15]Two people discuss being locked out of a bathroom stall.

[1.06:38 - 1.07:22]One person shares their experience with a high school teacher allowing them to leave class to use the bathroom without permission.

[1.08:34 - 1.09:39]They mention the improvements in communication technology now compared to when they were younger.

[1.09:39 - 1.10:51]One person shares a story from a Minecraft server during lockdown in 2020.

[1.09:51 - 1.12:37]They discuss the drama and power dynamics that can occur on Minecraft servers.

[1.12:37 - 1.13:07]One person shares a story from a Minecraft server during lockdown in 2020.

[1.13:07 - 1.13:57]They mention the improvements in communication technology now compared to when they were younger.

[1.13:57 - 1.14:09]They discuss the drama and power dynamics that can occur on Minecraft servers.

[1.14:09 - 1.14:25]Two people discuss being locked out of a bathroom stall.

[1.14:25 - 1.14:36]They mention the sound of drywall being hit during intimate moments.

[1.14:36 - 1.15:43]One person shares their theory about the Egyptian Sphinx.

[1.15:43 - 1.16:34]Two people discuss being locked out of a bathroom stall.

[1.15:52 - 1.16:09]They discuss the idea of a special license for being a good driver.

[1.16:35 - 1.17:30]One person shares a story about a roommate who shamed them for having a date over and forced them to move out.

[1.17:32 - 1.17:41]They discuss the possibility of omitting details in the story.

[1.17:41 - 1.18:49]They mention the sound of drywall being hit during intimate moments.

[1.18:49 - 1.19:37]One person recommends wearing more corduroy.

[1.19:37 - 1.20:42]They announce a future drunk episode where they will give life advice.

[1.20:42 - 1.21:17]They discuss the idea of a special license for being a good driver.