[00:00 - 01:16]The speaker has a requirement for slime (possibly a person) because they were late and got coffee.

[01:16 - 02:27]The speaker is trying to explain something without laughing.

[02:28 - 03:34]They go to get coffee.

[03:02 - 03:25]The speaker has a requirement for slime (possibly a person) because they were late and got coffee.

[03:34 - 04:05]They go to get coffee.

[04:05 - 04:24]The speaker talks about Aiden's cute habits, such as zipping up their jacket all the way and putting their shirt over their mouth.

[04:24 - 04:31]The speaker proposes the idea of opening a brothel for little people.

[04:33 - 05:29]They discuss the potential for a "golden ticket" promotion for the brothel.

[04:56 - 05:44]The speaker proposes the idea of opening a brothel for little people.

[06:33 - 07:04]They discuss whether or not Ed Hardy is "ironically cool" again.

[07:04 - 08:21]The speaker talks about their clothing choices, including Ed Hardy and True Religion.

[08:45 - 11:26]The speaker talks about Aiden's cute habits, such as zipping up their jacket all the way and putting their shirt over their mouth.

[08:52 - 10:25]The speaker talks about being a "pioneer" in exploring their friend's body.

[09:20 - 10:07]The speaker talks about exploring their friend's body and possibly marrying them.

[09:28 - 09:35]The speaker's eyes are watering.

[10:07 - 10:42]They mention a statue for their friend.

[11:27 - 11:53]They discuss going to Paris and the speaker's affinity for expensive brands.

[11:53 - 12:20]They share a conversation about whether there have been match fixing scandals in the game "melee."

[11:53 - 13:49]The speaker is trying to explain something without laughing.

[11:58 - 12:20]The speaker talks about exploring their friend's body and possibly marrying them.

[12:22 - 12:55]The speaker has no irony.

[12:22 - 12:55]The person responsible may have been saving the IP address for the second day of the event.

[12:55 - 13:24]The speaker talks about being a "pioneer" in exploring their friend's body.

[12:55 - 14:45]They share a conversation about whether there have been match fixing scandals in the game "melee."

[13:04 - 13:17]The speaker talks about Aiden's cute habits, such as zipping up their jacket all the way and putting their shirt over their mouth.

[13:30 - 13:54]The speaker mentions spending $4,000 on something.

[14:51 - 16:22]The speaker discusses an event called "World's Greatest Gamer" where someone called "Yingling" called in and caused an internet outage.

[15:36 - 17:00]The IP address of the event was compromised and the person responsible is believed to be a teenager in Eastern Europe.

[17:00 - 18:47]The person responsible may have been saving the IP address for the second day of the event.

[17:22 - 18:58]They explain the concept of DDoS, which is sending a large amount of internet traffic to a specific IP address to overwhelm it.

[18:47 - 19:04]The IP address of the event was compromised and the person responsible is believed to be a teenager in Eastern Europe.

[19:04 - 20:31]The speaker mentions their experience with DDoSing in competitive gaming.

[20:32 - 20:44]The speaker brings up the issue of chops (small bets) in low level matches, but doesn't believe there is enough money in the community for large scale match fixing.

[21:20 - 22:14]The speaker expresses concern about gambling sponsors in esports due to the potential for match fixing.

[22:14 - 22:58]The speaker brings up the issue of chops (small bets) in low level matches, but doesn't believe there is enough money in the community for large scale match fixing.

[22:58 - 24:18]They discussed growing up playing games and becoming professionals in their chosen game

[24:18 - 26:11]The conversation then turned to a sponsorship deal with Hello Fresh and their code "50theyard" for 50% off and an additional 15% off for the next two months

[26:22 - 27:01]They also joked about a previous unreleased Summit content piece featuring different game casters commenting on a CS match

[27:01 - 28:02]They reminisced about a previous Summit content piece featuring FGC heads discussing the importance of local tournaments

[28:02 - 28:30]The conversation then shifted to Slippy and its impact on the FGC community and the loss of physical local tournaments due to COVID-19

[28:30 - 30:53]They discussed the increase in accessibility and level of play with online practice, but also the loss of the unique experience of physical local tournaments

[29:46 - 32:20]They discussed growing up playing games and becoming professionals in their chosen game

[32:22 - 33:01]Slime brought up a joke about "farmers only" and teased a player named Shake for his love of farming

[33:01 - 34:37]They then talked about playing Street Fighter and Ludwig's recent win against Tens

[33:54 - 34:53]Slime brought up a joke about "farmers only" and teased a player named Shake for his love of farming

[34:53 - 37:49]The conversation ended with a discussion about taking care of multiple dogs and the ideal number being nine because each dog would have two friends.

[35:12 - 35:20]The conversation turned to a player named Dev who was formerly on Complexity and is now with Evil Geniuses, and his beef with Optic Gaming in the competitive Call of Duty world

[35:20 - 36:49]They discussed the popularity and rivalry between Optic Gaming and Faze Clan in the Call of Duty community

[37:49 - 38:23]The conversation ended with a discussion about taking care of multiple dogs and the ideal number being nine because each dog would have two friends.

[38:23 - 38:49]The speaker and the person go back and forth before the person reveals they don't think about things like this, which is annoying.

[38:49 - 39:16]The speaker and the person then move on to the topic of Ludwig swinging his "social cock" at someone.

[39:16 - 39:49]The event had some flaws, such as brand safety concerns and a lack of caution during commentary.

[40:03 - 40:54]The speaker and the person then move on to the topic of Ludwig swinging his "social cock" at someone.

[40:28 - 41:14]The speaker and someone else were supposed to get tattooed, but couldn't due to the speaker's girlfriend having COVID.

[41:16 - 43:16]The event had some flaws, such as brand safety concerns and a lack of caution during commentary.

[42:39 - 43:23]The speaker and the person go back and forth before the person reveals they don't think about things like this, which is annoying.

[43:24 - 44:10]The speaker and the person then move on to the topic of Ludwig swinging his "social cock" at someone.

[43:31 - 45:56]The speaker and the person go back and forth before the person reveals they don't think about things like this, which is annoying.

[44:37 - 45:44]The speaker talks about how he didn't pay anyone outside of the prize pool to attend the event, which was a big ask as it was three days long with long hours.

[45:56 - 46:48]The speaker and the person go back and forth before the person reveals they don't think about things like this, which is annoying.

[46:48 - 47:28]The speaker and the person then move on to the topic of Ludwig swinging his "social cock" at someone.

[47:28 - 48:01]The speaker talks about how he didn't pay anyone outside of the prize pool to attend the event, which was a big ask as it was three days long with long hours.

[48:03 - 50:07]On the first day, they went to dinner at a restaurant with a waiter named TJ who took care of them and gave them bone marrow shots.

[50:17 - 51:21]The speaker became a nightmare when he got too drunk and convinced someone to do a whiskey shot, which they regretted.

[51:22 - 52:43]Mango left the restaurant to go to an AMPM for cigarettes and ended up chain smoking with the boys.

[52:11 - 52:38]Mango would take shots with different groups of people at the event, showing off his drinking side.

[52:11 - 53:11]At an event, the speaker talks about how they talked to everyone about a person named Mango.

[52:17 - 54:07]They mention how Mango drinks a lot and then proceeds to retell a story about how they gave him a product called a "boom stick" to clear his sinuses.

[52:53 - 53:55]The speaker and others watch as Mango shoves the boom stick up his nose and leaves it there, comparing it to a "tampon."

[53:25 - 55:35]The speaker then talks about the event they attended, which involved karaoke and a group photo.

[55:35 - 56:36]The speaker then talks about how some viewers were upset about technical difficulties at the event, but they should be used to it if they watch esports.

[55:42 - 55:48]The speaker and others watch as Mango shoves the boom stick up his nose and leaves it there, comparing it to a "tampon."

[55:48 - 55:54]The speaker then brings up a controversial topic and is told by the other owners of the podcast that it is a family-friendly show.

[55:54 - 57:07]The speaker then talks about how some viewers were upset about technical difficulties at the event, but they should be used to it if they watch esports.

[57:07 - 58:41]They then transition to discussing a sponsored product, MeUndies, and how comfortable it is.

[58:41 - 1.01:29]The speaker shares a story about how their colleague, Zipper, broke their hand while playing on a boxing machine at the event.

[1.00:33 - 1.00:57]They joke about Zipper's family being the "glove family" and mention other fictional characters with gloves.

[1.01:29 - 1.02:05]The speaker then brings up a controversial topic and is told by the other owners of the podcast that it is a family-friendly show.

[1.02:05 - 1.02:31]The speaker and others watch as Mango shoves the boom stick up his nose and leaves it there, comparing it to a "tampon."

[1.02:05 - 1.02:31]A discussion about creating a Lego set with a goatee theme takes place

[1.02:31 - 1.03:02]The speaker then brings up a controversial topic and is told by the other owners of the podcast that it is a family-friendly show.

[1.02:31 - 1.03:30]The topic of Mr. Beast's recent drama is brought up and discussed

[1.02:55 - 1.04:01]A conversation about being a "reply guy" and interacting with Mr. Beast on social media ensues

[1.03:02 - 1.03:09]The conversation ends with a comment about watching videos without sound.

[1.03:09 - 1.04:26]A conversation about being a "reply guy" and interacting with Mr. Beast on social media ensues

[1.03:36 - 1.05:32]The group watches a Mr. Beast video and admires his content

[1.06:06 - 1.07:13]The group discusses the idea of creating a content idea for a YouTube video

[1.07:13 - 1.08:13]The idea of making a little person brothel free for a day is suggested

[1.08:13 - 1.09:23]Nick suggests a video idea involving fighting animals, which is met with criticism

[1.09:05 - 1.10:10]The group discusses the idea of creating a content idea for a YouTube video

[1.10:11 - 1.11:50]Nick suggests a video idea involving fighting animals, which is met with criticism

[1.11:20 - 1.12:32]The idea of making a little person brothel free for a day is suggested

[1.12:32 - 1.14:14]The group discusses the YouTube channel "Economics Explained" and the trend of making response videos to his content

[1.14:14 - 1.15:54]The conversation ends with a comment about watching videos without sound.

[1.14:20 - 1.15:21]The group discusses the idea of creating a content idea for a YouTube video

[1.14:49 - 1.15:47]The speaker talks about using expensive AI-generated images instead of stock photos

[1.15:47 - 1.16:00]The speaker mentions taking IQ and SAT tests for fun

[1.16:25 - 1.17:24]They plan to do a lot of things but struggle with completing them

[1.17:04 - 1.17:10]They plan to wear animal costumes for a bet, but haven't followed through

[1.17:11 - 1.18:25]They talk about wanting to shave their head down to their butt

[1.18:25 - 1.18:56]They discuss doing a "Red Room Challenge" and filming it in the Maldives

[1.18:56 - 1.20:52]They suggest going to Africa and meeting someone they know from a coffee shop

[1.19:50 - 1.20:01]They plan to wear animal costumes for a bet, but haven't followed through

[1.20:53 - 1.21:55]They plan to do a lot of things but struggle with completing them

[1.21:01 - 1.21:07]They talk about wanting to shave their head down to their butt

[1.21:08 - 1.23:10]The speaker believes they could make a penalty kick against a professional goalkeeper

[1.21:18 - 1.21:46]The speaker believes they could score 20 out of 100 goals from the 18-yard line

[1.21:55 - 1.22:02]The speaker believes they could make a penalty kick against a professional goalkeeper

[1.23:10 - 1.23:49]The speaker mentions going on a motorcycle ride later in the day

[1.23:49 - 1.24:50]The speaker believes they could score 20 out of 100 goals from the 18-yard line

[1.24:10 - 1.26:19]They discuss their previous experience playing soccer and needing a few practice kicks

[1.24:29 - 1.24:42]The speaker believes they could make a penalty kick against a professional goalkeeper

[1.25:20 - 1.26:03]They discuss their previous experience playing soccer and needing a few practice kicks

[1.26:20 - 1.27:34]The speaker mentions going on a motorcycle ride later in the day

[1.26:34 - 1.27:07]They talk about their neighbor who died in a motorcycle accident

[1.26:40 - 1.27:48]They mention going to Japan and an upcoming RV trip

[1.27:16 - 1.28:50]The speaker talks about their father's favorite book and how tall he was.

[1.27:34 - 1.27:41]The speaker believes they could make a penalty kick against a professional goalkeeper

[1.28:21 - 1.28:27]The speaker talks about using expensive AI-generated images instead of stock photos

[1.28:27 - 1.28:50]The speaker talks about their father's favorite book and how tall he was.