[00:00 - 00:06]Ryan compliments the dress of the speaker and they have a playful exchange

[00:33 - 00:40]They introduce the podcast and discuss their ranking on Spotify charts

[03:42 - 03:57]They joke about collaborating with another podcast and talk about their office's security system

[04:11 - 04:16]They discuss living in quarantine and spotting a dove in their office

[05:49 - 05:54]They consider naming the dove after a comedian and talk about potential dove babies

[06:04 - 06:28]They mention the increasing number of coronavirus cases in the US

[06:39 - 06:51]They briefly mention China's handling of the pandemic and other issues

[07:05 - 07:11]They share a personal anecdote about a country song they stumbled upon

[00:00 - 07:40]Ryan and the speaker discuss quarantine, their office's security system, a dove in their office, the coronavirus pandemic, and a country song they stumbled upon.

[07:40 - 07:45] I listened to a song on the way to work

[07:45 - 07:50]It's a really good song with stupid lyrics

[08:24 - 08:32]We talked about playing Animal Crossing and named our towns

[10:14 - 10:21]We watched Miami Vice and talked a lot during the movie

[13:50 - 14:24]We have a new partnership with Studio 71 for ads on our podcast

[14:44 - 14:54]The partnership is helping us stay afloat as a business

[14:54 - 15:03]We are still making content for Patreon

[15:03 - 15:13]Matt lost an odds are challenge and now has to watch a three movie marathon chosen by Ryan

[07:40 - 15:39]The partnership and Patreon support are helping us as a business

[15:39 - 15:44]The speaker mentions a five second moment where someone gives a "classic Watson smile."

[15:50 - 15:56]The speaker talks about how their smile is affected by palsy, but they don't want to talk about it because it's embarrassing for the company.

[16:18 - 16:24]The speaker mentions a bet they lost and now has to watch three movies and make a list for the other person.

[18:44 - 18:50]The speaker mentions a movie they finally saw and loved, Fargo.

[18:59 - 19:11]They talk about other Coen brothers movies, including No Country for Old Men and Hail Caesar.

[18:59 - 19:11]The speaker mentions another Coen brothers movie, A Serious Man, and talks about how they've never seen it.

[19:37 - 19:54]They briefly mention the movie Call Me By Your Name and a scene involving a fruit.

[21:26 - 21:34]The conversation shifts to a discussion about cum, with the speaker asking about the consistency and mentioning a type of porn they don't like.

[22:34 - 22:46]They mention a science fair project they saw as a kid about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[15:39 - 22:46]Overall, the speaker and their friend discuss various movies and topics, including a bet, Coen brothers movies, and a science fair project.

[22:46 - 23:09]Narrator recalls a project in elementary school where they found the median number of licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

[23:48 - 23:55]Narrator recounts making leprechaun traps in first grade and being fooled by green glitter and footprints

[25:18 - 25:29]They discuss Sean McLoughlin's height and clothing choices

[25:41 - 26:03]Narrator talks about their own body image issues and how they perceive themselves

[29:06 - 29:13]They mention a hidden Easter egg in a Game Grumps episode and a live-action video

[29:13 - 29:19]They also mention hiding inappropriate images in old videos

[22:46 - 29:54]The narrator recalls various school projects and memories, discusses their own body image issues, and mentions hiding Easter eggs and inappropriate images in videos and a friend's desktop wallpaper.

[29:55 - 30:06] The speaker talks about a prank they played involving a penis in a cloud formation.

[30:12 - 30:20]They discuss the penis wallpaper they put on their friend's computer.

[33:54 - 34:11]They mention working at the game room's office and quarantining.

[34:12 - 34:19]They talk about playing Animal Crossing and recording more episodes after the podcast.

[34:19 - 34:26]They discuss wearing masks and the importance of staying home during the pandemic.

[36:43 - 36:50]They mention how America is handling the pandemic and how it will be remembered.

[36:50 - 37:24]They speculate on potential changes in fashion, gaming, and movie releases due to the pandemic.

[29:55 - 37:31]The pandemic has caused significant changes in daily life and may lead to further changes in various industries.

[37:32 - 37:48]Disney has released movies early due to the pandemic

[37:49 - 38:14]The pandemic has changed everything and will have a lasting impact on human history

[37:49 - 38:14]Fashion may be affected as people can't go out and buy clothes or get haircuts

[39:31 - 39:42]The pandemic is a global issue, unlike anything seen in recent history

[40:31 - 40:45]There are concerns about blood type and organ donation during the pandemic

[41:58 - 42:03]Clickhole has been bought by Cards Against Humanity

[43:00 - 43:11]There are concerns about the new owners changing the tone and humor of Clickhole

[44:27 - 44:34]The narrator's mother is upset about her text messages being shared publicly

[44:35 - 44:48]The most recent podcast thumbnail was not censored properly, showing an explicit image

[37:32 - 45:22]The pandemic has caused major changes in society and global issues, and there are concerns about its impact on fashion, blood type, and organ donation. In other news, Clickhole has been bought by Cards Against Humanity and the narrator's mother is upset about her privacy being invaded.

[45:22 - 45:30] Person had to go back and pixelate a picture of someone sucking cock because it couldn't be posted

[45:37 - 45:44]Mom didn't like the picture and told person not to post certain texts

[46:08 - 46:17]Person and mom went to bar and person wanted to say "okay boomer" but didn't because mom would've gotten mad

[48:19 - 48:30]Person and friend want to make a short movie together

[48:54 - 49:04]They want to make a comedy that reflects their humor

[49:58 - 50:04]Person talks about laughing extra hard at things and accidentally slapping the chair arm

[50:47 - 50:55]They joke about having sand in their phone case and potentially getting pulled over by fake cops

[45:22 - 52:41]Person talks about recent experiences with their mom and potential movie plans with their friend, and jokes about edibles and getting pulled over by fake cops.

[52:41 - 52:49] Discussing the concept of creating one's own reality and the potential for control and enjoyment in doing so, possibly leading to catfishing behavior.

[53:05 - 53:21]The speaker believes that people who catfish may not like who they are and create a persona that they can enjoy living as.

[53:45 - 53:58]Middle schoolers are often seen as some of the meanest and most immoral individuals due to lack of empathy and moral compass.

[56:27 - 56:38]Empathy is important in society and can help prevent violence and corruption.

[56:27 - 56:38]The speaker mentions examples of violence and corruption in different countries and the potential role of empathy.

[58:05 - 58:30]The conversation shifts to discussing sociopathic behavior and the speaker jokes about being a sociopath.

[58:31 - 58:37]The speaker's friend shares a story of someone claiming to be anti-social but accidentally saying they are anti-socialist.

[59:02 - 59:08]Don is seen eating biscuits and forgetting to draw the thumbnail for the episode.

[59:22 - 59:34]The hosts remind listeners about supporting their Patreon but also understanding if financial strain during the pandemic requires them to cancel.

[1.00:00 - 1.00:06]They thank loyal supporters and mention how the Patreon helps support their employees and company.

[1.00:16 - 1.00:23]The episode ends with a farewell and a mention of seeing how things have changed by the next recording.

[52:41 - 1.00:27]The hosts discuss the concept of creating one's own reality and its possible effects, mention catfishing behavior and the potential reasons behind it, and discuss empathy's role in preventing violence and corruption in society. They also touch on sociopathic behavior and financial struggles during the pandemic before thanking supporters and ending the episode.