[00:00 - 01:21]The speakers are discussing Christmas and the tradition of giving gifts to children.

[00:08 - 01:40]One of the speakers mentions a secret ingredient, white phosphorus, that they add to food like the Powerpuff Girls.

[01:01 - 01:35]Suddenly, the other speaker, Charlie, appears and reveals he has returned from the nether realms.

[01:40 - 03:26]Charlie explains that he was inspired by the story of Scrooge and decided to visit his two friends for 24 hours.

[02:24 - 03:32]Suddenly, the other speaker, Charlie, appears and reveals he has returned from the nether realms.

[02:40 - 02:46]The speakers are discussing Christmas and the tradition of giving gifts to children.

[02:48 - 06:04]The three friends chat and enjoy some treats, including a chocolate advent calendar.

[05:34 - 06:11]Charlie is dressed in a reindeer costume and jokes about his zipper.

[06:11 - 08:00]They briefly discuss the Coney 2012 controversy and the fate of Joseph Coney, who is apparently in jail.

[06:28 - 07:23]Suddenly, the other speaker, Charlie, appears and reveals he has returned from the nether realms.

[07:23 - 08:22]They briefly discuss the Coney 2012 controversy and the fate of Joseph Coney, who is apparently in jail.

[08:24 - 10:24]The conversation turns to how Charlie ended up in the nether realms and how he was eventually taken in by a ranch called Good Boy Ranch.

[08:45 - 09:47]Mention of a "famously sensitive character" and the possibility of crying

[09:05 - 09:47]Suddenly, the other speaker, Charlie, appears and reveals he has returned from the nether realms.

[09:31 - 09:38]Joking about crying and not showing emotion

[09:48 - 11:00]Talk about a "camp" to fix boys who cry too much

[11:00 - 12:10]Memories of being stepped on by a horse named Arnold

[12:10 - 12:43]Mention of a "famously sensitive character" and the possibility of crying

[12:44 - 13:48]Joking about ghostly ectoplasm and drinking eggnog

[12:49 - 13:37]Memories of being stepped on by a horse named Arnold

[13:49 - 15:01]Talk about a gas station selling candy canes and eggs

[14:19 - 15:30]Joking about ghostly ectoplasm and drinking eggnog

[15:07 - 17:36]Different ways of eating candy canes and joking about using them as weapons

[15:35 - 16:23]Joking about ghostly ectoplasm and drinking eggnog

[16:57 - 18:43]Different ways of eating candy canes and joking about using them as weapons

[18:43 - 19:44]Joking about crying and not showing emotion

[19:51 - 25:05]The speaker discusses a gas station story involving buying eggs as a snack from a gas station

[23:37 - 24:38]They talk about how they sometimes go back for seconds and even eat the eggs on the road

[24:10 - 25:43]They discuss different gas station chains, such as Love's, Buc-ee's, and Wawa

[25:43 - 28:35]The speaker's friend Tucker becomes obsessed with the gas station eggs and even kills an animal while eating them

[28:03 - 30:37]Tucker brings up the possibility of always choosing fight or flight in a situation and the group debates which they would choose

[28:36 - 29:11]The conversation wraps up with Tucker commenting on the speaker's appearance and asking how their year has been since the last time they were on the podcast.

[29:36 - 30:37]The speaker notes that most people do not succeed on their first try, but a small percentage do.

[30:37 - 31:16]They talk about how they sometimes go back for seconds and even eat the eggs on the road

[30:37 - 33:11]The conversation shifts to the speaker's appearance, specifically their glasses.

[30:56 - 31:48]The conversation wraps up with Tucker commenting on the speaker's appearance and asking how their year has been since the last time they were on the podcast.

[33:13 - 36:15]The speaker talks about their eyesight and potential need for glasses.

[34:06 - 35:45]The conversation shifts to the speaker's appearance, specifically their glasses.

[34:57 - 38:04]The speaker talks about their eyesight and potential need for glasses.

[36:52 - 37:43]They discuss playing pranks on drivers who use their high beams.

[38:04 - 39:49]The speaker talks about their eyesight and potential need for glasses.

[38:49 - 39:30]The conversation shifts to the speaker's appearance, specifically their glasses.

[39:49 - 41:09]The speaker brings up the Coney 2012 movement and their obsession with catching Coney.

[41:30 - 44:58]The topic of conversation is about Christmas and possible segments for the podcast.

[41:37 - 43:41]They also discuss a segment where Tucker prances around the house or picks up items to dance with.

[44:26 - 48:05]They also joke about being like uncles at a Thanksgiving dinner.

[47:11 - 49:33]They also discuss a segment where Tucker prances around the house or picks up items to dance with.

[49:18 - 57:11]There is a debate about the texture of cookies, with some preferring crispy cookies and others preferring soft and gooey cookies.

[56:19 - 57:53]They also joke about being like uncles at a Thanksgiving dinner.

[57:53 - 1.00:37]They debate whether we could move the planet in the next million or thousand years

[58:28 - 59:46]They discuss how long it would take to move the planet (billions of years)

[59:25 - 59:51]They joke about needing another shipment of life

[1.00:37 - 1.01:52]Charlie suggests bringing in other planets to create a "vacation planet"

[1.02:19 - 1.04:23]They discuss the logistics and technology needed to move a planet

[1.03:47 - 1.06:27]They joke about needing another shipment of life

[1.05:31 - 1.07:25]They discuss whether they would be accepted by evolved animals

[1.07:06 - 1.07:11]They joke about needing another shipment of life

[1.07:11 - 1.10:00]Charlie suggests bringing in other planets to create a "vacation planet"

[1.08:21 - 1.10:25]The conversation shifts to the possibility of evolving all animals on Earth

[1.09:40 - 1.12:25]Charlie changes his mind about moving a planet

[1.10:34 - 1.11:25]They make a "choco sandwich" and add a full ham steak

[1.13:07 - 1.15:21]They joke about needing another shipment of life