[00:00 - 00:08]Discussion about microphones being used for the podcast, including the Sennheitz, MK Ultra, and Joe Rogan microphone

[00:08 - 00:13]Mention of using the Shura microphone and its popularity among other podcasters and let's play personalities

[00:37 - 00:42]Joking about being the next Joe Rogan and Michael Jackson with their own Super Mega Microphone

[01:08 - 01:18]Discussion about using different positions and setups for recording the podcast, including standing and lying down due to Ryan's sciatic pain

[02:30 - 02:36]Mention of using different camera angles and techniques for filming the podcast, including a low angle and a fish eye lens

[04:12 - 04:19]Discussion about Matt's trademark scream and his inability to do it as well as he used to

[04:58 - 05:05]Introduction of Mr. Canyon as a guest on the podcast

[05:37 - 05:46]Discussion about the effects of drinking alcohol and how it catches up with you after the cameras are turned off

[05:46 - 05:55]Mention of a previous attempt to record the podcast while drunk, resulting in vomiting and a video on Patreon

[05:55 - 06:03]Mention of Ryan projectile vomiting into a post office mail thing during the previous recording attempt

[00:00 - 06:41]Discussion about microphones, recording setups, and previous recording attempts while drunk, including vomiting and the effects of alcohol.

[06:41 - 06:49]Group plans to do first four races, then decides to do next four

[07:49 - 07:54]Ryan suggests doing more races, group agrees

[07:55 - 08:01]Someone throws up and it is caught on professional grade audio

[08:01 - 08:07]Timestamp is mentioned

[08:01 - 08:07]Discussion of different types of alcohol consumed

[08:07 - 08:15]Mention of a jug and a bonnet warning for podcasters

[08:15 - 08:20]Layton makes a white Russian with too much vodka

[08:21 - 08:28]Ryan is described as a gamer and a goon

[10:09 - 10:17]Someone has a fear of vomit called metaphobia

[11:42 - 11:53]Mention of a zero gravity flight experience where one person throws up

[13:10 - 13:15]Despite the sickness, the experience is described as one of the coolest in life

[13:46 - 13:57]Person shares experience of convincing the ride operator to stop a ride because someone looked sick

[06:41 - 14:08]Group plans to do races, decides to do more, discusses different types of alcohol consumed, someone has a fear of vomit, and person shares experience of convincing a ride operator to stop a ride because someone looked sick.

[14:09 - 14:23]Guy gets off ride and is fine

[14:23 - 14:30]Discussion about fear of vomit

[14:23 - 14:30]Claustrophobic feeling on ride

[15:15 - 15:20]Memories of using sawdust to clean up vomit in school

[15:26 - 15:32]Sawdust used to clean up vomit at amusement parks

[16:42 - 16:48]Discussion about bond rips and snorting wasabi

[16:48 - 17:06]Seeing the new Jackass movie and enjoying it

[18:17 - 18:26]Positive impressions of new Jackass members

[18:17 - 18:26]Zach asks invited to be a guest on Super Mega Cast

[18:32 - 18:46]Discussion about Zach asks and his comedy style

[19:50 - 19:55]Positive impressions of Stavros and Adam Friedland's stand-up performances

[20:15 - 20:21]Speculations about Comedy Central's future

[20:15 - 20:21]South Park's impact on Comedy Central's success

[20:36 - 20:53]Recent deal for South Park and its impact on Comedy Central

[14:09 - 20:53]The audio discusses various topics including a recent amusement park ride experience, fear of vomit, using sawdust to clean up vomit, memories of using sawdust in school, discussions about bond rips and snorting wasabi, positive impressions of the new Jackass movie and its members, and the future of Comedy Central.

[20:53 - 20:59]Billion dollar deal for South Park

[20:59 - 21:07]Recent South Park episodes still hold up

[20:59 - 21:07]Episodes can be hit or miss, but when they hit, they hit hard

[21:29 - 21:40]Growing out of childhood shows

[21:29 - 21:40]Binging old episodes

[21:29 - 21:40]Backlash against newer episodes

[22:43 - 22:49]Rhett and Link's success on YouTube

[22:43 - 22:49]Rhett and Link's purchase of Smosh

[23:48 - 24:09]Discussion on Israel and Palestine

[24:54 - 25:05]Glendale, California's large Armenian population

[25:37 - 25:51]Annual commemoration of Armenian genocide in LA

[25:52 - 26:03]Living in Glendale and learning about Armenia

[27:51 - 28:16]Civil war between Azerbaijan and Armenia

[28:42 - 28:53]Inflation affecting everyone

[20:53 - 28:53]Discussion on recent South Park episodes, growing out of childhood shows, binging old episodes, Rhett and Link's success on YouTube, Glendale's large Armenian population, and the annual commemoration of Armenian genocide in LA, as well as the ongoing controversy surrounding Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

[29:08 - 29:25]The speaker talks about using the app Upside for cash back on purchases.

[29:25 - 29:31]They specifically mention using it for gas and how expensive gas is.

[29:57 - 30:12]The speaker then talks about Chime, a service that allows you to get your paycheck two days early.

[30:12 - 30:18]The app has a 4.8 star rating on the app store.

[30:12 - 30:18]Chime also offers a mobile app and optional savings account.

[30:19 - 30:28]The speaker has used Chime and enjoys the extra two days to pay bills.

[31:35 - 31:46]They also mention the movie Rango and its impressive animation.

[33:40 - 33:52]The speaker then talks about a friend's disgusting room and confesses to a period of time when they used to ejaculate on their bedroom floor.

[35:28 - 35:33]The carpet was eventually torn up, possibly due to the speaker's actions.

[35:47 - 35:54]The speaker mentions the clear water appearance of their semen.

[28:53 - 36:02]The speaker discusses using the apps Upside and Chime, as well as their experience with ejaculating on their bedroom floor and the clear appearance of their semen.

[36:02 - 36:25]The speaker recalls a story about talking about masturbating as a child.

[36:25 - 36:31]The speaker and his friend would prank a kid in college by making him walk across campus.

[39:25 - 39:30]The same friend showed the speaker a wall covered in semen and his grandmother cooked a disgusting meal for the speaker.

[40:18 - 40:25]The dish was a rice jelly with pickled pork cubes and a putrid sauce.

[41:49 - 41:57]The speaker ate the meal out of respect but secretly flushed it down the toilet.

[41:49 - 41:57]The speaker's pockets were filled with paper towels to try and hide the uneaten food.

[42:11 - 42:23]The last bullet point should be a concise and comprehensive summary of all the previous points.

[42:53 - 43:00]The speaker wants to know if anyone knows what the dish is.

[36:02 - 43:16]The speaker recalls a childhood story about masturbating and discusses pranking a college friend. The friend's grandmother cooked a disgusting meal, which the speaker ate out of respect but secretly flushed down the toilet. The dish was a rice jelly with pickled pork cubes and a putrid sauce. The speaker is curious if anyone knows what the dish is.

[43:16 - 43:21]Kids made speaker walk across camp and payback

[43:21 - 43:31]Speaker had bottomless fries by himself

[43:37 - 43:47]Speaker appreciates the gesture of someone cooking for him

[43:57 - 44:06]Speaker wasn't a fan of the jelly-like food with vinegar and pickled pork cubes

[45:38 - 45:51]Speaker talks about wanting to try fermented fish but being afraid of the strong smell

[46:11 - 46:17]Speaker mentions trying fermented soybean Natto and liking the texture but not the flavor

[46:11 - 46:17]Speaker also mentions trying fermented uni and liking the texture but not the flavor

[47:51 - 48:00]Speaker and others discuss their opinions on buffalo wild wings and other restaurants

[48:49 - 48:56]Speaker and others discuss their opinions on apple pan and their burgers

[43:16 - 50:15]The speaker and others discuss various food experiences, including being made to walk across camp as a prank, trying different types of fermented foods, and their opinions on different restaurants and their menus. In general, the speaker tends to appreciate the gesture of someone cooking for them, but can be picky about certain flavors and textures.

[50:38 - 50:52] Man discussing his preference for buns on burgers, mentioning Shake Shack, In-N-Out, and pretzel buns

[51:17 - 51:27]He also talks about his love for pepper jack cheese on burgers

[51:49 - 51:58]He then goes on to talk about his dislike for thick slices of cheddar cheese on burgers

[52:10 - 52:22]The topic shifts to the comparison of In-N-Out and Shake Shack, with the man ultimately choosing In-N-Out as his preferred burger chain

[52:30 - 52:39]The conversation then turns to Johnny Rockets, a chain the man has never been to

[53:57 - 54:03]He recalls a time in Texas when a man had a temper tantrum and threw barbecue sauce on the floor, and how he and his friends had to clean it up

[56:13 - 56:22]The man reflects on how entertaining it is to watch people humiliate themselves when they have a public outburst

[57:10 - 57:15]The man shares a story about a man freaking out over the price of a breakfast meal at McDonald's

[50:15 - 57:34]The man's overall point is that people often have public outbursts over small, insignificant things and it is entertaining to watch.

[58:03 - 58:14] The speaker and another person are discussing a situation where someone was angry at a McDonald's worker for a change in prices.

[58:25 - 58:40]The speaker mentions that they used to work at a fast food restaurant and would change prices for the first week after a change.

[1.00:02 - 1.00:11]They then talk about how coupon people at the grocery store can be annoying, and the speaker used to collect gift cards from the checkout line.

[1.00:53 - 1.00:59]The speaker also admits to stealing candy from their uncle's store when they were young.

[1.01:53 - 1.02:00]They mention seeing a red man named Jim at a press conference and describe him as a heavy drinker with red skin.

[1.03:11 - 1.03:17]The speaker and another person discuss the humidity in different locations, including Florida and South Carolina.

[1.03:37 - 1.03:58]The conversation jumps to the speaker's experience in Thailand, where they describe the intense heat and humidity.

[1.04:03 - 1.04:31]They talk about how people in hot climates often drink hot liquids to regulate their body temperature, which the speaker finds strange.

[1.04:42 - 1.04:49]In a specific instance, the speaker was with someone who wanted coffee in New Mexico.

[57:34 - 1.04:49]The speaker and another person discuss various topics, including a situation at McDonald's, working at a fast food restaurant, annoying coupon people, a red man named Jim, humidity in different locations, and a specific instance in New Mexico and Thailand.

[1.04:49 - 1.04:54]The speaker and his friend are discussing how the natives in New Mexico drink hot beverages to stay cool in hot weather.

[1.04:54 - 1.05:00]The speaker's friend gets a hot coffee in 100 degree weather, while everyone else gets cold drinks.

[1.05:00 - 1.05:12]The friend pretends to enjoy the hot coffee, but is visibly sweating and uncomfortable.

[1.05:48 - 1.05:59]The conversation turns to the topic of frappuccinos and how they are more like dessert than coffee.

[1.06:18 - 1.06:24]The speaker shares a story about a woman at Starbucks who was surprised to learn that her frappuccino was coffee-flavored.

[1.06:18 - 1.06:24]The speaker then shares a story about a woman at Starbucks who mistakenly takes his frappuccino order.

[1.07:00 - 1.07:06]The speaker's friend leaves to use the bathroom.

[1.08:48 - 1.09:01]The speaker and his friend use Better Help for therapy.

[1.09:26 - 1.09:32]The speaker and his friend do ad reads for Better Help and MeUndies.

[1.10:45 - 1.10:50]The speaker and his friend continue talking and doing ad reads.

[1.10:51 - 1.10:57]The speaker and his dad have a discussion about who would win in a fight between the speaker and his dad.

[1.11:32 - 1.11:38]The speaker's dad has a longer wingspan, but the speaker is quicker.

[1.11:54 - 1.12:08]The speaker's dad has used his long arms for good deeds, like helping cats stuck in trees.

[1.11:54 - 1.12:08]The speaker shares a story about his cat getting stuck in a tree and his dad trying to help.

[1.12:22 - 1.12:29]The cat eventually jumps down and runs away.

[1.12:22 - 1.12:29]The speaker's friend returns from the bathroom.

[1.04:49 - 1.12:29]The speaker and his friend discuss how the natives drink hot beverages to stay cool in New Mexico. The friend gets a hot coffee in hot weather, while everyone else gets cold drinks. They talk about frappuccinos, use Better Help for therapy, and discuss who would win in a fight between the speaker and his dad. The speaker shares a story about his cat getting stuck in a tree and his dad trying to help. They continue talking and doing ad reads.

[1.12:49 - 1.12:59]The speaker discusses their cats and how they care for one with joint issues

[1.14:19 - 1.14:26]They mention how their friend Justin stayed at their place and talk about a potential arrangement for him to stay longer

[1.15:51 - 1.15:58]Justin arrives and the speaker asks their friend Hunter to feel Justin's breast implants

[1.15:51 - 1.15:58]Hunter and Justin have an awkward interaction while the speaker comments on the implants

[1.15:51 - 1.15:58]Justin takes off his shirt and the speaker and Hunter comment on his implants

[1.15:51 - 1.15:58]Justin and Hunter roleplay a scene from a movie while the speaker comments on Justin's breast implants

[1.15:51 - 1.15:58]The speaker extends an invitation to Hunter to feel Justin's implants

[1.19:11 - 1.19:18]The speaker discusses a quote from a film they watched in film class

[1.12:30 - 1.19:55]The speaker discusses their cats, Justin's stay at their place, and Justin's breast implants while also referencing a quote from a film they watched in film class.

[1.19:55 - 1.20:00]The speaker asks someone to come over.

[1.20:00 - 1.20:06]They discuss what a shirt says and feel each other's chests.

[1.20:00 - 1.20:06]They discuss how it feels and comment on the appearance.

[1.21:06 - 1.21:16]They discuss taking a picture and potentially putting it on Patreon.

[1.21:28 - 1.21:39]They talk about someone possibly jerking off to the photo.

[1.23:04 - 1.23:17]The speaker leaves and the conversation turns to slapping random women's butts in a grocery store.

[1.24:53 - 1.24:59]They discuss the color and appearance of someone's backside.

[1.25:21 - 1.25:29]They briefly mention ancestry tests.

[1.26:49 - 1.26:54]The speaker leaves and the hosts say goodbye.

[1.27:07 - 1.27:13]The speaker apologizes for talking over people in the past.

[1.27:32 - 1.27:42]They mention the upcoming 300th episode and encourage listeners to subscribe to their patreon.

[1.19:55 - 1.27:47]The speaker discusses feeling each other's chests and potentially taking a photo for Patreon. They also briefly discuss slapping random women's butts and ancestry tests. The conversation ends with a mention of the upcoming 300th episode and a reminder to subscribe to their patreon.