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[00:00 - 01:05]They banter about their physical appearances, including one person's large thighs.


[01:05 - 01:25]They mention the large amount of thoughts going through one person's brain.


[01:26 - 02:09]They flip a coin to decide whether the episode will be focused on banter or more serious topics.


[02:09 - 02:33]A group of friends are recording a podcast episode together in person.


[02:34 - 02:45]They introduce their guests and discuss their Twitter interactions.


[02:45 - 03:42]They joke about having tension between them.


[03:17 - 04:22]They introduce their guests and discuss their Twitter interactions.


[04:30 - 04:50]They joke about having tension between them.


[04:55 - 06:13]A group of friends are recording a podcast episode together in person.


[06:14 - 07:02]They joke about having tension between them.


[06:21 - 08:53]They ask each other to list an "ick" and something they like about each other.


[07:52 - 08:47]Carl's dating through the big mental file cabinet


[07:57 - 08:33]They make fun of one member's online toxicity and his burst of motivation before recording.


[08:08 - 08:33]Group talking about Carl's habit of streaming late


[08:34 - 09:59]Mention of George having it coming


[08:53 - 08:58]Discussion of the events leading up to the slap


[08:58 - 09:13]George says he would not be friends with George if he didn't know him for years


[09:13 - 09:46]Carl's dating through the big mental file cabinet


[09:47 - 10:51]George's habit of streaming often


[10:00 - 11:23]George says he would not be friends with George if he didn't know him for years


[10:12 - 10:18]Mention of George being an actual friend


[10:27 - 10:34]Mention of George peeing on core memories like in the movie Inside Out


[10:51 - 11:04]George refusing to fight with ex.


[11:04 - 12:27]Discussion of the events leading up to the slap


[12:27 - 13:12]Discussion of a separate incident where George got mad and wanted to fight


[12:34 - 13:58]Dream saying "do it" before George slapped him


[12:56 - 13:06]Mention of George having it coming


[13:15 - 15:15]Dream saying "do it" before George slapped him


[14:12 - 14:58]Mention of George being a "little slap silly"


[14:30 - 16:08]George saying he would have hit Dream back if he hadn't been held back


[15:50 - 17:23]Mention of George having it coming


[16:15 - 16:43]Discussion of a separate incident where George got mad and wanted to fight


[16:15 - 16:43]Group of friends talking about playing Mario Party and fighting in the backyard after being drunk


[16:25 - 17:09]One person in the group is known for fighting and winning


[16:43 - 17:09]Dream saying "do it" before George slapped him


[17:10 - 17:15]George refusing to fight with ex.


[17:10 - 18:33]Someone had a night terror and woke up screaming and running around the house


[18:39 - 19:21]One person in the group is 25 years old and another is 32


[18:50 - 20:57]The conversation turns to someone's aim and needing more time to work on it


[19:21 - 22:09]Someone had a night terror and woke up screaming and running around the house


[21:45 - 22:49]They talk about a theory that someone wanted TwitchCon strange (attention) and debate who it might be


[21:57 - 23:41]The conversation turns to someone's aim and needing more time to work on it


[23:21 - 24:23]One person hears someone yelling "I'm gay" at some point during the trip


[23:41 - 23:52]The conversation turns to someone's aim and needing more time to work on it


[24:23 - 25:20]One person hears someone yelling "I'm gay" at some point during the trip


[24:57 - 25:13]They joke about kissing each other for an exclusive kiss


[25:13 - 25:58]The group discusses various names for their fanbase, including "Yodas," "Yodigans," "Backyardigans," and "Banter Brofists"


[25:21 - 25:34]The conversation turns to someone's aim and needing more time to work on it


[25:40 - 26:21]They reveal that their fanbase is 92% male and 65% female, with a high percentage of British fans


[26:09 - 27:30]The conversation turns to discussing football and the use of feet in the sport


[26:22 - 26:42]They reveal that their fanbase is 92% male and 65% female, with a high percentage of British fans


[27:30 - 29:21]They joke about the Queen's age and making it to 100 years old


[27:44 - 27:55]They reveal that their fanbase is 92% male and 65% female, with a high percentage of British fans


[29:22 - 30:27]They joke about the Queen's age and making it to 100 years old


[30:04 - 31:19]One of the members shares a personal story about having an anal fissure caused by a poor diet in college


[31:20 - 32:01]They discuss the popularity and pricing of fast food chains, specifically Domino's Pizza


[32:01 - 32:36]The topic shifts to KFC being a popular Christmas dish in Japan and the recent "face reveal" of Colonel Sanders


[32:36 - 33:19]The group jokes about their "bro-ness" and being a "bunch of alphas" talking to each other


[32:47 - 33:42]The conversation is briefly interrupted by an ad for Hello Fresh, a meal delivery service that the group enjoys


[33:48 - 34:48]Zipper, a member of the group, is mentioned as being a fan of Hello Fresh and eating the meals in a unique way


[34:08 - 35:01]The ad ends and the group welcomes back Carl Jacobs, who had briefly left the conversation.


[35:02 - 36:07]One person is excited and gives a hint about the idea


[35:50 - 37:52]They talk about their experience at TwitchCon


[36:46 - 37:46]They talk about their lack of knowledge about popular culture references


[37:22 - 38:42]They discuss the lack of support from Twitch for their travel and hotel expenses


[38:00 - 39:16]One person is excited and gives a hint about the idea


[39:17 - 39:55]One person's mother was present at the event


[40:19 - 41:43]Two people are getting ready to start a podcast


[41:32 - 42:00]One person is excited and gives a hint about the idea


[42:01 - 42:38]They discuss their admiration for each other and their friendship


[42:09 - 43:55]They talk about meeting new people at the event


[43:24 - 44:53]One person is excited and gives a hint about the idea


[44:53 - 45:04]One person's mother was present at the event


[45:04 - 47:17]The speakers discuss the qualities of being a good friend


[45:49 - 47:12]Someone had a double ear infection and the other person wouldn't let them stay at their apartment


[47:18 - 48:22]The speakers discuss the qualities of being a good friend


[47:57 - 52:07]They argue over who is the bottleneck of their podcast


[50:10 - 51:42]One person says the other person wouldn't pick them up from the airport for a vlog


[51:44 - 54:26]They mention another friend, Callahan, who they have never seen or heard before


[52:40 - 54:46]They discuss their relationship and how they haven't seen each other cry


[54:29 - 56:30]They mention another friend, Callahan, who they have never seen or heard before


[55:50 - 56:15]One person says the other person wouldn't pick them up from the airport for a vlog


[55:50 - 56:59]The speakers discuss playing competitive Mario Kart with kids who weren't allowed to use microphones


[56:01 - 58:05]They discuss the likelihood of messages being read in different platforms (texting, Discord, etc.)


[58:05 - 59:27]They mention calling each other when bored and the different ways they approach these calls


[59:27 - 1.04:03]The conversation shifts to what would happen if one of them committed murder and how they would evade capture


[1.02:18 - 1.03:02]They mention the rapper Tay-K and his song about killing someone


[1.04:04 - 1.07:00]The host asks a final question about whether the speakers are circumcised or not, which causes some discomfort and joking responses.


[1.07:00 - 1.07:22]The conversation shifts to what would happen if one of them committed murder and how they would evade capture