[00:14 - 00:20]Group of friends discussing a hypothetical episode where a character is revealed to be dating a high schooler

[01:03 - 01:13]Mention of a Let's Play episode where they joke about Seinfeld dating a high schooler

[01:13 - 01:24]Discussion about Jerry Seinfeld potentially dating a high schooler while he was 38 years old

[01:13 - 01:24]Talk about how Seinfeld and the high schooler may have met at a public park

[02:21 - 02:27]Mention of Seinfeld's real name being Jerome Allen Seinfeld

[03:08 - 03:16]Discussion about one of the friends, Matthew, having COVID-19 and how he may have gotten it from another friend, Jackson

[04:29 - 04:35]Phone call to Jackson to discuss the situation and his experience with COVID-19

[07:01 - 07:08]Discussion about how Jackson's sense of smell came back gradually

[07:13 - 07:20]Mention of symptoms including loss of smell and taste

[07:52 - 07:59]Mention of Matthew experiencing strange smells and tastes while having COVID-19

[00:00 - 08:43]A group of friends discuss a hypothetical episode where a character is revealed to be dating a high schooler, which leads to a discussion about Jerry Seinfeld potentially dating a high schooler while he was 38 years old. They also mention a Let's Play episode where they joke about this scenario. The conversation then shifts to one of the friends, Matthew, having COVID-19 and potentially getting it from another friend, Jackson. They call Jackson to discuss his experience with the virus and mention symptoms such as loss of smell and taste.

[08:43 - 08:49]Person eating food notices lack of seasoning and loss of sense of smell

[08:50 - 08:58]Wakes up unable to taste or smell, figures out they have COVID

[08:59 - 09:07]Recalls waking up at 4am to eat a Kit Kat bar and being unable to taste it

[09:15 - 09:21]No longer eats Oreos and wears onesie pajamas

[11:37 - 11:44]Coworker Ian takes a sip from person's drink without knowing they have COVID

[13:17 - 13:22]Person gets tested multiple times, all negative

[14:08 - 14:18]Coworker Jackson has also contracted COVID

[15:02 - 15:15]Vaccine did not fully prevent person from getting COVID but symptoms were less severe

[15:15 - 15:25]People who don't get vaccinated contribute to the spread of more dangerous variants

[16:16 - 16:21]Being in close contact with coworkers for three days likely contributed to contracting COVID

[08:43 - 16:21]Person notices loss of taste and smell, realizes they have COVID, and recounts interactions with coworker Jackson and Ian while being tested multiple times and discussing the effectiveness of the vaccine.

[16:21 - 16:26]Went to an Airbnb in Joshua Tree with friends

[16:26 - 16:40]Got a new telescope

[16:40 - 16:47]Got COVID during the trip

[16:47 - 16:55]Mother was not around during the trip

[17:51 - 18:06]Studio setup and discussion about soundproofing

[20:48 - 20:55]Accidentally peed on a friend's floor during a visit

[21:14 - 21:20]Discussion about listeners of the podcast

[22:21 - 22:27]Apologies to the friend

[23:26 - 23:31]Imagining a restaurant where you can pee on the floor

[23:56 - 24:04]Purchasing eyeglasses

[16:21 - 24:04]A group of friends went on a trip to Joshua Tree, where one of them got COVID. They discuss their studio setups and a funny incident where one of them accidentally peed on a friend's floor. They also talk about listeners of their podcast and imagine a restaurant where you can pee on the floor.

[24:04 - 24:11] Ryan cancels an order and Matt is missing his glasses.

[24:54 - 25:00]Matt wants to order new glasses, specifically circular ones like Doc Ock's in Spider-Man 2.

[27:16 - 27:22]Matt mentions his nostalgia for his old glasses and then they find some wooden circular glasses.

[28:42 - 29:04]They discuss going to see Randy Rainbow in November and make a bet on meeting Joe Biden.

[30:14 - 30:24]They discuss the material of the glasses and try on function.

[30:57 - 31:03]They browse iBuyDirect for glasses and Matt asks Ryan to pick out some for him.

[30:57 - 31:03]Ryan picks out a pair of Oakley glasses for Matt.

[30:57 - 31:03]Matt takes a picture of himself to see what he looks like in the glasses.

[31:48 - 32:03]They talk about Matt's mustache and then go into an ad read.

[24:04 - 32:29]Ryan and Matt browse for glasses on iBuyDirect and discuss different styles before Ryan picks out a pair of Oakley glasses for Matt. They also make a bet on meeting Joe Biden and discuss Matt's mustache before going into an ad read.

[32:30 - 32:49] Man discusses a new way to save money using a free app called Honey.

[32:49 - 33:01]The app is not just for pizza, but can be used for other items such as hair products.

[33:01 - 33:07]The app automatically searches for promo codes and can be used on various shopping sites.

[33:23 - 34:01]Man promotes a banking app called Chime that helps users avoid overdraft fees.

[34:01 - 34:09]The man and his co-host use Chime and have saved money on skin creams.

[34:09 - 35:02]Chime has saved its members over $10 billion in overdraft fees.

[35:57 - 36:08]They discuss organizing files for the podcast and a new server.

[38:12 - 38:21]The man shares his experience with being sick and doing creative work.

[38:21 - 38:43]They share a comical moment discussing their new glasses.

[39:48 - 39:54]They discuss Goldilocks and the concept of squatting.

[40:21 - 40:34]They hope to get an invite to a friend's mansion and discuss his new show with h3h3.

[41:09 - 41:15]The new show is called "The Tater Show" and is already out.

[41:21 - 41:33]They plan to watch it and discuss their hot takes on the show.

[41:21 - 41:33]The man and his co-host end with a joke about their political takes and their usual content of sea of thieves videos.

[32:30 - 41:33]A man discusses a new money-saving app called Honey and promotes a banking app called Chime.

[49:26 - 49:56]Chris Chan wrote a letter from prison to Null, the owner of Kiwi Farms.

[49:56 - 50:02]He has access to paper and a pen, possibly crayons, in prison.

[49:56 - 50:02]People were upset about a recent update video.

[49:56 - 50:02]The update video caused controversy and complaints among viewers.

[49:56 - 50:02]Ryan and his sisters may be featured in a comedy movie about a road trip.

[50:03 - 50:20]The letter is three feet long and appears to be written with a pen.

[50:03 - 50:20]Chris has dropped to a deeper point of schizophrenia.

[50:03 - 50:20]Chris Chan is in prison and wrote a letter to Null.

[50:03 - 50:20]The letter is long and possibly written with a pen.

[50:03 - 50:20]Chris's schizophrenia has worsened.

[50:03 - 50:20]People were upset about a recent update video.

[50:03 - 50:20]Ryan and his sisters may be featured in a comedy movie about a road trip.

[41:33 - 50:20]Chris Chan wrote a letter from prison to Null, the owner of Kiwi Farms, where he has access to paper and a pen. His schizophrenia has worsened and there was controversy surrounding a recent update video. Additionally, Ryan and his sisters may be featured in a comedy movie about a road trip.

[50:20 - 50:28]Chris Chan believes they have schizophrenia and is compared to Jesus Christ by the narrator.

[54:01 - 54:15]The narrator shares photos and fan art related to the conversation.

[54:40 - 55:05]The narrator explains their beliefs about the Holy Trinity and how it relates to Chris Chan.

[54:40 - 55:05]The narrator and their friend discuss Chris Chan's alleged criminal actions and connection to the Bible.

[56:43 - 57:38]The conversation shifts to discussing a skincare product called Curology.

[57:54 - 58:13]An ad break for Curology is inserted, with the narrator sharing their own positive experience with the product.

[58:56 - 59:01]The narrator shares their positive experience with Upstart and encourages listeners to check it out.

[59:01 - 59:06]The ad break ends and the conversation shifts to discussing Upstart, a company that helps consolidate debt.

[59:01 - 59:06]An ad break for Upstart is inserted, with the narrator emphasizing the company's consideration for factors beyond credit score.

[50:20 - 59:44]The summary ends with a brief mention of the conversation topics and product endorsements.

[59:44 - 1.00:00] Person receives unknown file types and is concerned about viruses

[1.00:31 - 1.00:47]They discuss searching for explicit content on Twitter and finding disturbing accounts

[1.06:05 - 1.06:23]They talk about a person named Penis Mic who was accidentally banned from a Discord server and is now a legend among fans

[1.07:49 - 1.07:57]Penis Mic is a 19 year old college student who studies male anatomy and makes YouTube videos

[1.07:58 - 1.08:34]He suffers from mental disorders and has a comical incident with being accidentally banned from the server

[59:44 - 1.08:34]Person discusses finding explicit content on Twitter and accidentally banning a fan named Penis Mic from a Discord server, who is a 19 year old college student with mental disorders.

[1.08:34 - 1.16:58]Mic apologizes and asks for shout outs, Penis mic shouts out people and says disgusting things, Matt's dad refuses to say hello, Matt's mom and cousin say hi, and the podcast ends with a Patreon announcement.