[00:00 - 00:39]Ted is upset about a recurring issue on the podcast

[00:17 - 02:13]He has a sty and has been using an ice pack to treat it, but Tucker informs him that a warm compress is actually more effective

[02:13 - 04:50]The conversation turns to childhood memories, including using search engines like Jeeves and ChaCha

[04:50 - 06:48]Tucker reveals that he once spent $400 on microtransactions for a game and had to use his own money to buy video games

[06:48 - 11:27]Tucker shares a funny story about his parents not allowing him to buy Grand Theft Auto and having to use a history lesson to convince them to let him buy Red Dead Redemption

[11:27 - 11:58]The conversation ends with a reference to a Reddit poll about whether people love or hate Tucker.

[12:00 - 13:07]The speaker discusses whether anyone has expressed hatred towards Tucker

[12:06 - 13:12]The group talks about going after a fictional group of people who are anti-Tucker

[12:53 - 14:38]They discuss being able to use teeth and claws in the fight

[14:38 - 15:13]They transition to discussing video game characters and their abilities

[15:13 - 16:22]The group jokes about not being naked during the fights with minors, and conclude that they would defeat Ness.

[16:22 - 16:28]The group talks about going after a fictional group of people who are anti-Tucker

[16:28 - 18:00]The first character discussed is Yoshi, with the group concluding they could defeat him

[17:10 - 21:09]They move on to discussing Master Chief, agreeing that they would not stand a chance against him

[20:45 - 23:21]Coach from Left 4 Dead 2 is discussed, with the group deciding they would probably win in a fight against him

[21:35 - 23:57]The group jokes about not being naked during the fights with minors, and conclude that they would defeat Ness.

[22:34 - 23:41]The speaker discusses whether anyone has expressed hatred towards Tucker

[23:22 - 24:54]They discuss Ness and agree that they could beat him in a fight

[24:18 - 25:08]The group jokes about not being naked during the fights with minors, and conclude that they would defeat Ness.

[24:24 - 25:28]A discussion about characters who don't age

[24:49 - 31:08]A debate about whether a character named Sonic would win in a fight

[31:08 - 32:25]A discussion about a hooded character from the game "Assassin's Creed"

[32:25 - 34:10]A debate about who would win in a fight between the hosts and a character named "Funky Kong"

[34:32 - 37:28]A discussion about the color "cerulean" and a debate about whether a blue character from the game "Among Us" would win in a fight.

[37:28 - 38:30]A discussion about the abilities and experiences of a character named "me"

[37:35 - 39:22]Mention of a popular clip from Borderlands featuring a psycho character asking to be killed

[37:51 - 38:30]Focus on the psycho character from the Borderlands series and his portrayal as crazy and socially inappropriate

[38:47 - 39:15]Mention of a popular clip from Borderlands featuring a psycho character asking to be killed

[39:22 - 40:37]Transition to discussing Tom Nook from Animal Crossing and ideas for his demise

[39:35 - 41:16]Description of Tom Nook as a capitalist, banker, and raccoon

[41:16 - 42:23]Mention of a service in Texas where people can shoot wild pigs with machine guns

[43:08 - 44:18]Mention of a popular clip from Borderlands featuring a psycho character asking to be killed

[44:18 - 45:44]Discussion of the potential for killing animals and birds, specifically European starlings

[45:18 - 46:17]Transition to discussing Toad from Mario and his potential for survival in a fight

[45:26 - 47:29]Focus on Portal's GLaDOS and ideas for killing her, including using a ramp and a railroad spike

[46:29 - 47:02]Mention of a popular clip from Borderlands featuring a psycho character asking to be killed

[47:02 - 48:15]Conclusion that Toad would not stand a chance in a fight against the speaker.

[47:29 - 48:38]Focus on Portal's GLaDOS and ideas for killing her, including using a ramp and a railroad spike

[48:56 - 49:39]Discussion of Wheatley becoming the antagonist in Portal

[49:39 - 50:48]Consideration of Doom Guy's potential for survival and the desire to see him naked

[50:09 - 50:54]Mention of Toad's vulnerability and past experiences with being bullied in Mario Party

[50:16 - 50:24]Conclusion that Toad would not stand a chance in a fight against the speaker.

[50:55 - 52:49]They debate whether being naked or having a jetpack would give an advantage in a fight

[51:24 - 53:11]They discuss a potential fight with Steve from Minecraft, with one person confidently stating they could defeat him due to his lack of fatigue and ability to punch for a long time

[53:19 - 53:44]Two individuals are discussing various video game characters and their fighting abilities

[53:44 - 54:39]They mention a potential fight with Winston, a monkey character from the game Overwatch, and both agree that they would die in a fight against him

[54:40 - 55:17]They discuss Tingle, a character from The Legend of Zelda, and debate whether they could defeat him and potentially Link as well

[55:02 - 56:55]They mention that they are running out of time and quickly discuss a potential fight with a character named "Yes" before abruptly ending the conversation.

[55:19 - 55:41]Two individuals are discussing various video game characters and their fighting abilities

[55:59 - 56:07]They discuss Tingle, a character from The Legend of Zelda, and debate whether they could defeat him and potentially Link as well

[56:34 - 59:23]They briefly mention a character from the game Fallout and joke about the pronunciation of "nuclear"

[59:23 - 59:53]They discuss a potential fight with Steve from Minecraft, with one person confidently stating they could defeat him due to his lack of fatigue and ability to punch for a long time

[59:54 - 1.00:02]They also discuss a character with a jetpack who is mostly naked

[1.00:03 - 1.01:28]They briefly mention a character from the game Fallout and joke about the pronunciation of "nuclear"

[1.01:05 - 1.01:11]They discuss a potential fight with Pip-Boy, a character from Fallout, and one person jokingly states that they have already been defeated by "nuclear fall head"

[1.01:29 - 1.03:36]Two individuals are discussing various video game characters and their fighting abilities

[1.02:08 - 1.02:41]They discuss a potential fight with Pip-Boy, a character from Fallout, and one person jokingly states that they have already been defeated by "nuclear fall head"

[1.02:49 - 1.04:05]The group discusses their experiences with fighting different video game characters

[1.02:58 - 1.06:06]They talk about Rayman, Diva from Overwatch, Mario, Yoda from Lego Star Wars, and Samus from Metroid

[1.04:54 - 1.06:00]They all agree that they would probably lose against Samus

[1.06:08 - 1.08:20]They debate about their chances against other characters, with some believing they could defeat Mario and Bowser

[1.08:20 - 1.10:35]The group discusses their experiences with fighting different video game characters

[1.10:35 - 1.11:59]They all agree that they would probably lose against Samus

[1.12:00 - 1.14:02]They debate about their chances against other characters, with some believing they could defeat Mario and Bowser

[1.13:37 - 1.15:05]The first character discussed is Tingle, who is described as small but having a strong presence

[1.13:48 - 1.15:27]Next, the group discusses Navi, who is referred to as a fairy

[1.14:02 - 1.14:23]They also discuss Navi from Legend of Zelda and question why she is not included in the list.

[1.15:27 - 1.16:34]The conversation then turns to a "big fairy" from Breath of the Wild

[1.16:57 - 1.17:34]The group debates whether or not to kill the fairy

[1.17:09 - 1.18:08]The group discusses the different upgrades and abilities of the Dart Monkey

[1.17:43 - 1.19:25]The next character discussed is the Dart Monkey from Bloons Tower Defense

[1.18:09 - 1.19:18]The group debates whether or not Seth would win in a fight

[1.18:49 - 1.18:54]The discussion includes characters from various games and cartoons

[1.19:25 - 1.21:52]Seth is described as a "crazy deviant" and a "feral guy"

[1.21:28 - 1.23:46]The group debates whether or not to kill the fairy

[1.22:21 - 1.23:32]Seth is described as a "crazy deviant" and a "feral guy"

[1.23:46 - 1.24:17]The group debates whether or not to kill the fairy

[1.24:00 - 1.25:01]The discussion includes characters from various games and cartoons

[1.25:02 - 1.25:49]The podcast ends with a call for listeners to leave a review and subscribe.