[00:00 - 01:35]He tells a story about going to an orgy when he was 16 or 17.

[00:38 - 02:12]The father's outlook on women and asking them out was that it's a numbers game.

[02:12 - 03:03]He tells a story about going to an orgy when he was 16 or 17.

[02:44 - 05:08]The speaker and his friends jokingly say they have beef with each other.

[04:24 - 04:37]They talk about trying to make Jill Biden squirt.

[04:45 - 06:54]The speaker's friend has a nightmare about being beaten up by people he knows in the woods.

[05:52 - 06:08]The speaker and his friends jokingly say they have beef with each other.

[06:54 - 08:42]The speaker's friend has a nightmare about being beaten up by people he knows in the woods.

[08:42 - 09:41]The speaker and his friends jokingly say they have beef with each other.

[08:59 - 11:58]They discuss playing Super Smash Brothers and the recent tournament.

[09:42 - 10:49]The speaker and his friends jokingly say they have beef with each other.

[11:13 - 11:52]They discuss playing Super Smash Brothers and the recent tournament.

[11:58 - 13:38]The speaker says he would eat a donut with cum on it for $10,000.

[13:07 - 15:26]They discuss doing a video where Mr. Beast eats a tire and wins $1 million.

[13:38 - 14:16]They talk about doing a stream where the roommates compete to give the best oral sex.

[15:26 - 17:57]They make jokes about a friend and his farting habits.

[17:09 - 19:55]The speaker and his friends talk about sending nudes and jokes about showing them to each other.

[19:29 - 21:20]They make jokes about a friend and his farting habits.

[21:20 - 23:39]The speaker discusses his trip to Europe and being confronted about American politics.

[23:40 - 26:21]The speaker and his friends talk about sending nudes and jokes about showing them to each other.

[26:21 - 29:05]The speaker brings up an experience at EDC, including seeing The Strokes and joking about old bands playing there.

[29:05 - 30:54]The speaker reminisces about their past and how they were considered a black exploitation cliche

[29:44 - 32:15]The speaker shares a memory of being at a public event and feeling nervous about taking a photo with fans

[31:51 - 31:57]The group discusses whether or not society is happier now compared to hundreds of years ago

[32:15 - 33:12]They recall a time when they received multiple missed calls and a voicemail from someone named Apple

[32:40 - 35:11]The speaker and Nick discuss a funny voicemail they received from Apple and make a joke about it being racist

[33:13 - 35:27]The speaker's mother says that Nick is the funniest one on the show, which leads to a playful argument between the two

[35:27 - 36:51]They recall a time when they received multiple missed calls and a voicemail from someone named Apple

[36:51 - 38:43]The group discusses whether or not society is happier now compared to hundreds of years ago

[37:16 - 37:35]They then reminisce about a time when someone brought a girl over and they had a wheelchair in the house for some reason

[37:57 - 40:15]The group discusses whether or not society is happier now compared to hundreds of years ago

[39:35 - 40:21]They then reminisce about a time when someone brought a girl over and they had a wheelchair in the house for some reason

[40:21 - 42:41]Nick makes a joke to the kids getting off the bus, causing the speaker to quickly roll up the window

[40:33 - 41:17]The speaker shares a story about driving behind a school bus and getting teased by Nick for not stopping far enough behind it

[41:17 - 42:29]Nick makes a joke to the kids getting off the bus, causing the speaker to quickly roll up the window

[42:41 - 43:42]They then reminisce about a time when someone brought a girl over and they had a wheelchair in the house for some reason

[43:42 - 45:28]The speaker and their friends are hanging out, and they come up with a prank idea involving one of the friends pretending to miraculously stand up and run out of the room.

[45:49 - 47:02]The speaker then talks about another idea they had involving pretending to be a fan of Mr. Bean if they ever met Mr. Beast.

[47:02 - 47:40]The speaker shares a story about a girl they liked who accidentally peed the bed and how it was a traumatic experience for them.

[47:40 - 49:16]The speaker and their friends are hanging out, and they come up with a prank idea involving one of the friends pretending to miraculously stand up and run out of the room.

[47:59 - 48:38]They also discuss a calculator app that the friend downloaded, which has a large casino ad on the bottom half of the screen.

[49:16 - 50:22]They then talk about "icks," which are things that people find unattractive in others.

[49:49 - 51:06]The speaker shares a story about a girl they liked who accidentally peed the bed and how it was a traumatic experience for them.

[51:07 - 52:25]The speaker and their friends are hanging out, and they come up with a prank idea involving one of the friends pretending to miraculously stand up and run out of the room.

[51:12 - 52:19]They then talk about their dads' penises and how they seemed like mythical creatures when they were younger.

[52:25 - 53:06]The speaker and their friends are hanging out, and they come up with a prank idea involving one of the friends pretending to miraculously stand up and run out of the room.

[53:07 - 55:09]The conversation shifts to movies, and the speaker shares a story about their friend reading the ending of a movie they were watching before finishing it.

[54:43 - 56:06]Two people discuss using a calendar app on their phone and VPNs while in China

[56:06 - 58:29]One person talks about giving their mom 10k for Christmas and another person talks about a Christmas party

[58:29 - 1.01:44]They discuss a girl who gave a hand job to two guys and a pearl necklace as a Christmas gift for their partner

[1.01:21 - 1.03:10]One person talks about spooning their friend while asleep and another person talks about a friend who was arrested for having sex with a horse twice.

[1.01:37 - 1.03:10]Ludwig is seen on screen with a different hairline, leading to a hilarious interaction with friends.

[1.03:10 - 1.04:31]The group discusses their favorite video game characters and how some of them have funny names.

[1.04:19 - 1.07:16]Ludwig's hairline is brought up again, causing him to go into damage control mode.

[1.06:58 - 1.09:44]The Sibian is revealed to be a new merchandise item for their podcast, The Yard.

[1.07:16 - 1.08:16]The group discusses the hate and criticism they receive online and how it affects them.

[1.09:44 - 1.12:35]They joke about creating a "You Laugh, You Squirt" challenge with a newly purchased Sibian.

[1.10:14 - 1.11:30]The Sibian is revealed to be a new merchandise item for their podcast, The Yard.

[1.10:28 - 1.12:29]They plan to leave the Sibian out at their Friendsgiving and see how people react.

[1.11:30 - 1.12:05]The Sibian sells for $3000 and was purchased with company money.