[00:13 - 00:20]The speaker talks about their dog being a part of their family and their use of the Halo collar to keep them safe.

[00:21 - 00:26]The Halo collar is the only smart system that trains, tracks, and protects dogs.

[00:39 - 00:46]The speaker loves rewarding their dog with treats after training with the collar.

[00:46 - 00:54]There is a special offer to save 20% on the Halo collar.

[03:29 - 03:36]They briefly mention the Fourth of July and fireworks.

[05:08 - 05:13]The speaker and another person have a conversation about subreddits and social media.

[07:37 - 07:56]The speaker talks about their fear of falling off and their attempts to stay consistent with their work.

[07:56 - 08:04]They mention starting streaming again.

[00:00 - 08:04]Overall, the speaker discusses their dog, the Halo collar, and their thoughts on social media and staying consistent with work.

[08:05 - 08:11] The speaker discusses the recording of an EP.

[13:56 - 14:03]They mention previous mistakes in recording.

[13:56 - 14:03]The speaker talks about having fun with recording.

[13:56 - 14:03]They mention taking breaks between recordings.

[14:09 - 14:18]The speaker talks about streaming and advertisers.

[14:09 - 14:18]They mention how streaming pays the bills.

[14:34 - 14:40]The speaker talks about their wife's boyfriend and their agreement.

[14:34 - 14:40]They discuss the wife's boyfriend's control over the tokens.

[14:34 - 14:40]They mention a recent incident with burnt toast and tokens.

[14:34 - 14:40]The speaker talks about the possibility of never reaching 100 tokens.

[14:49 - 14:54]They discuss the role of streaming as a job.

[14:49 - 14:54]They mention the current episode number.

[14:49 - 14:54]The speaker talks about the similarities in past and present content.

[15:29 - 15:50]The speaker talks about not reading the contract.

[15:29 - 15:50]They mention the possibility of discussing the contract.

[15:50 - 16:02]They mention the surprise of ads in old episodes.

[08:05 - 16:02]The summary is about the speaker discussing various topics with their co-host, including recording an EP, previous mistakes, having fun with recording, taking breaks between recordings, the role of streaming as a job, streaming and advertisers, how streaming pays the bills, the wife's boyfriend and their agreement, the wife's boyfriend's control over the tokens, a recent incident with burnt toast and tokens, the possibility of never reaching 100 tokens, the current episode number, the similarities in past and present content, the surprise of ads in old episodes, and not reading the contract.

[16:02 - 16:16]Two people discussing the ingredients in chicken and egg salad

[16:22 - 16:37]They joke about not needing a lawyer

[16:43 - 17:12]They discuss why God made snakes and lawyers

[20:55 - 21:06]One of them admits to looking at porn on the family computer and having close calls with their dad

[23:14 - 24:56]They talk about using Express VPN for streaming services

[25:14 - 25:24]They wonder if the ads they record will be played in old episodes

[16:02 - 25:24]Two people discuss various topics, including chicken ingredients, lawyers and snakes, looking at porn on the family computer, and using Express VPN for streaming services. They also question the effectiveness of their recorded ads in old episodes.

[25:24 - 26:08] The speaker and Ryan have edited all 252 episodes of their podcast.

[26:45 - 27:11]The speaker's internet service provider is Spectrum, but he wishes they would use "I'm on the spectrum" as their new catchphrase.

[27:29 - 27:40]They have divided the editing tasks, with Ryan taking odds and the speaker taking evens.

[28:13 - 28:21]The speaker has been dealing with a flea infestation at his home.

[28:52 - 29:18]An exterminator came and treated the problem areas, but there may still be eggs present.

[29:24 - 29:44]The speaker's sister recommended using diatomaceous earth to get rid of the fleas.

[31:11 - 31:16]The speaker plans to wait a few days before trying the diatomaceous earth.

[32:27 - 32:46]The speaker also has to finish leveling up in Sea of Thieves.

[32:46 - 33:16]The speaker jokes about accidentally causing someone's death and then feeling guilty about it.

[33:16 - 33:37]The speaker and Ryan discuss the concept of living with the guilt of causing someone's death.

[33:16 - 33:37]The speaker asks if Ryan's high school had a speaker who was a drunk driver that killed someone.

[25:24 - 33:37]The speaker discusses editing his podcast with Ryan, dealing with a flea infestation, and joking about accidentally causing someone's death.

[33:37 - 33:48]Every few years there were big accidents involving drunk students or drunk drivers.

[33:48 - 34:37]Students would often spell their names and read slogans on chain link fences.

[33:48 - 34:37]There were campaigns against drinking and driving, but both kids and adults still did it.

[33:48 - 34:37]The speaker had a friend who died in a drunk driving accident, and the other driver had to live with the guilt.

[35:06 - 35:15]The speaker believes that those who drink and drive should not be allowed back into society.

[35:56 - 36:17]The officers in the area are used to seeing drunk driving accidents.

[35:56 - 36:17]There is a video of two drunk men who crashed their car into a pole and acted nonchalant when the officer arrived.

[38:08 - 38:16]The speaker remembers a guest brought Fun Dip to the podcast and ate it without using the stick.

[39:57 - 40:34]The office is messy and has a lot of items that have been there for a long time, including a bottle of Hennessy.

[39:57 - 40:34]The speaker suggests that every podcast guest should try some of the Hennessy.

[39:57 - 40:34]There is a good deal on custom closets and other household items.

[41:13 - 41:19]The speaker received their AAA card in the mail and recommends it as a good investment.

[41:19 - 41:36]AAA offers services such as towing, flat tire changes, and gas refills for a yearly fee.

[41:42 - 41:52]The speaker highly recommends AAA to others.

[33:37 - 41:52]The speaker discusses the prevalence of drunk driving accidents, the guilt and consequences that come with it, and the need for stricter punishment. They also mention a messy office and a good deal on household items, and recommend AAA as a worthwhile investment.

[41:52 - 42:31] Honey is a free shopping tool that finds and applies promo codes

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[44:29 - 44:58]At checkout, the Honey button drops down and applies the best coupon code

[48:03 - 48:14]Upstart is a fast and easy way to pay off debt with a personal loan

[48:03 - 48:14]It considers employment to find a smarter rate for your loan

[48:29 - 48:36]One user saved $10 on a purchase using Honey

[48:29 - 48:36]It's free and installs in a few seconds

[48:29 - 48:36]Use Honey to save money and support the podcast

[48:29 - 48:36]Find a COVID-19 vaccination location at vaccines.gov

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[48:56 - 49:04]Drinking water report for Burbank

[48:56 - 49:04]No E. coli in water, but some industrial waste and uranium

[48:56 - 49:04]Some comments from Mr. Burbank

[49:04 - 49:12]No byline for author of article

[49:12 - 49:25]Receive funds as fast as one business day

[49:25 - 49:43]They have check marks and everyone else gets turned away

[49:43 - 49:55]Ryan and Matt go to influencer parties every month

[49:43 - 49:55]They're chased by people at the parties

[49:43 - 49:55]Mr. Burbank wants to be verified on Twitter to go to influencer parties

[41:52 - 50:08]Use Honey, vaccines.gov, and Upstart to save money and support the podcast. Avoid the influencer parties.

[50:08 - 50:16]Discussion of one or two people recognizing the speakers and their popularity

[50:16 - 50:27]Comparison to Beatlemania when girls see the speakers

[50:16 - 50:27]Twitter's venomous response to the speakers and their past drug use

[50:36 - 50:48]Discussion of planets being aligned and not wanting to test fate

[50:59 - 51:31]Debate over whether or not Planet X is real

[53:47 - 53:53]Discussion of a video of a pig call tournament

[54:24 - 54:40]Speakers' moms and their support (or lack thereof) of the podcast and merch

[55:03 - 55:19]Matt's mom not receiving a Mat Watson shirt and potentially not sending it

[57:11 - 57:42]Hypothetical scenario of deleting the podcast and all mentions of it

[58:05 - 58:27]Discussion of Markiplier and his potential for shooting lightning bolts

[58:59 - 59:07]Discussion of Zeus and his promiscuity in Disney's Hercules

[50:08 - 59:16]Speakers discuss their popularity, Twitter's response to their past drug use, planetary alignment, the debate over Planet X, a video of a pig call tournament, their moms' support (or lack thereof), and the potential for Markiplier to shoot lightning bolts, as well as a hypothetical scenario of deleting all mentions of the podcast.

[59:16 - 59:59]Page content is discussing the possibility of Jesus having had sexual relations and the use of curse words

[1.01:19 - 1.01:25]The hosts discuss whether or not they would swear in front of their children if they had any

[1.01:40 - 1.01:54]They also mention their own experiences with swearing and how it was viewed in their households growing up

[1.06:26 - 1.06:42]One of the hosts talks about going to a club and potentially catching the Delta strain of COVID-19

[1.07:39 - 1.07:47]They also mention past experiences at clubs and with friends

[59:16 - 1.07:54]The last bullet point summarizes the discussion of Jesus, swearing, and club experiences.

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