[00:00 - 02:24]They talk about the irony of Aidan being late when he was the one who set the time

[01:20 - 01:40]They joke about firing someone for being late

[01:40 - 02:08]The hosts discuss a punishment for Aidan being late

[02:24 - 03:24]They discuss the cold weather and Aidan's red knees from wearing shorts

[03:24 - 05:02]They discuss the caffeine content of the punishment drink

[03:44 - 04:02]They joke about firing someone for being late

[04:02 - 04:27]They end with a joke about a question exploding.

[04:38 - 05:31]They reveal that Aidan has to drink a punishment drink for being late

[05:02 - 05:26]They discuss the caffeine content of the punishment drink

[05:31 - 05:44]They end with a joke about a question exploding.

[05:44 - 06:22]They joke about firing someone for being late

[06:22 - 07:47]They joke about playing Dungeons and Dragons and being bad at it

[08:13 - 09:51]They joke about the Australian slang term "goon sack"

[08:20 - 08:58]They discuss the concept of goons and dragons

[09:20 - 09:32]They joke about the Australian slang term "goon sack"

[09:51 - 11:24]They discuss the difficulty of controlling a submarine and joke about using a Wii remote to do so

[10:07 - 10:31]They joke about playing Dungeons and Dragons and being bad at it

[10:31 - 10:54]They discuss the difficulty of controlling a submarine and joke about using a Wii remote to do so

[11:10 - 13:05]Discussion about smoking on submarines and the general addiction to cigarettes in the military

[11:17 - 11:24]Reference to a potential fight between the speakers.

[13:05 - 15:02]Speculation about the historical origins of smoking and its effects on health

[14:52 - 19:51]Reference to a potential fight between the speakers.

[15:47 - 21:25]The speaker and a person named Ashley made out over the weekend.

[18:06 - 19:45]Discussion about smoking on submarines and the general addiction to cigarettes in the military

[19:51 - 21:25]Comparison of dust hues and acres as units of measurement

[21:25 - 21:31]They also watched the TV show Survivor and discussed how it reflects a messed up version of real survival.

[21:25 - 23:18]Mention of Mr. Beast's new experiment involving two people staying in a room together for 100 days

[21:31 - 23:18]The speaker mentions seeing Zeke the previous night, but also mentions someone named Aidan.

[23:18 - 25:12]Discussion about feeding someone until their "holes are filled" and plugging them up with food

[23:18 - 25:12]They also watched the TV show Survivor and discussed how it reflects a messed up version of real survival.

[24:22 - 25:54]Promotion of Hello Fresh's 50% off and free shipping offer with the code "50theyard"

[25:12 - 26:52]The speaker and a person named Ashley made out over the weekend.

[25:54 - 26:20]Mention of buying a "grown friend" for $7,000 with proceeds going towards charity

[26:09 - 26:36]After the show, the speaker's friend drove to San Francisco and stayed there for a night

[26:20 - 26:36]Reference to a potential fight between the speakers.

[26:36 - 28:43]The speaker and their friend went to a hypnotist show

[26:52 - 28:30]The speaker thought the previous night was "pretty lame."

[28:43 - 32:11]The hypnotist pulled people on stage and made them do things while hypnotized

[29:02 - 32:38]Some people pretended to be hypnotized and were kicked off stage

[30:15 - 32:47]The speaker and their friend went to a hypnotist show

[32:47 - 34:42]A person named Riley was hypnotized and drove to San Francisco

[34:56 - 35:25]The speaker's friend, Dubbing, got rich and wears Crocs with two tails on the back

[35:04 - 36:18]The speaker is selling an Ocarina of Time collectible

[36:18 - 38:22]The speaker doubts the authenticity of hypnotism, but is now more skeptical

[36:26 - 37:55]The speaker is selling an Ocarina of Time collectible

[37:17 - 37:34]The speaker doubts the authenticity of hypnotism, but is now more skeptical

[38:22 - 40:29]The speaker suggests that letting fans pour poop water on them would make their stream more interesting

[38:44 - 40:09]The speaker's community is discussing buying an RV to drive to different locations and do challenges

[40:29 - 42:31]The speaker thinks they should go back to their roots and focus on their stream content

[40:53 - 41:36]The speaker's friend has not been seen since

[41:56 - 44:07]The speaker's friend, Dubbing, got rich and wears Crocs with two tails on the back

[42:06 - 42:52]The speaker believes Crocs should have given them a collaboration

[43:30 - 46:27]The speaker mentions a small gathering at a friend's house and a potential fight with someone named Shake.

[43:40 - 44:02]The speaker is boxing someone, but has not announced it yet

[43:40 - 44:35]The speaker mentions potentially participating in a Street Beefs fight.

[44:02 - 44:25]The speaker mentions watching Ninja play Fortnite and realizing that someone was ironically imitating him.

[44:07 - 44:25]The speaker received an Instagram DM from Keemstar, but he ghosted after the speaker replied

[45:47 - 47:44]They also talk about how Shake recently went to a frat party and learned the game Beer Die.

[47:44 - 48:48]The speaker mentions a small gathering at a friend's house and a potential fight with someone named Shake.

[48:16 - 48:41]Shake accuses someone of cheating and gets angry.

[48:28 - 48:54]Shake brags about eating all the leftover food.

[48:54 - 50:33]The speaker talks about using NordVPN to get past a firewall on a plane.

[50:47 - 51:40]The speaker and Shake then go to a concert and talk about how weird Shake's life is.

[51:06 - 53:16]The speaker talks about working out and training for a month, five days a week.

[52:02 - 52:59]The speaker mentions a small gathering at a friend's house and a potential fight with someone named Shake.

[53:16 - 53:55]They mention a recent gala and taking a ceramic monkey from it.

[53:37 - 55:32]The speaker mentions a small gathering at a friend's house and a potential fight with someone named Shake.

[56:05 - 57:49]They mention a recent gala and taking a ceramic monkey from it.

[56:35 - 58:18]The speaker mentions watching Ninja play Fortnite and realizing that someone was ironically imitating him.

[58:18 - 58:42]They talk about other streamers like Squeaks and Doug Doug and whether or not they are happy.

[58:42 - 59:35]The speaker mentions a small gathering at a friend's house and a potential fight with someone named Shake.

[59:19 - 1.00:03]The speaker mentions a 24-hour stream and a challenge involving KFC that Squeaks lost.

[59:19 - 1.01:12]One friend shares an embarrassing story about shitting his pants and trying to hide it from his girlfriend

[1.00:03 - 1.01:47]Shake brags about eating all the leftover food.

[1.00:03 - 1.03:40]Two friends discuss a recent experience at KFC where they were slow-rolled by an employee and ended up getting a lot of food for free

[1.00:12 - 1.00:27]The speaker mentions a small gathering at a friend's house and a potential fight with someone named Shake.

[1.00:27 - 1.01:31]The speaker mentions a 24-hour stream and a challenge involving KFC that Squeaks lost.

[1.03:40 - 1.06:19]They then talk about doing the 36 questions to fall in love as an intimate exercise

[1.05:54 - 1.09:39]One friend shares an embarrassing story about shitting his pants and trying to hide it from his girlfriend

[1.09:39 - 1.11:06]The other friend mentions how the first friend used to be obsessed with reading biographies of successful entrepreneurs

[1.11:00 - 1.13:52]They discuss how everything is centered around goals and the importance of setting and achieving them.

[1.11:06 - 1.12:06]One friend compliments the other on how they are when they're drunk, saying they are the best version of themselves in that state

[1.11:06 - 1.12:06]The person asks Ludwig if he likes the company and if there is anything he would change.

[1.11:34 - 1.11:49]They joke about the idea of getting paid to watch a TV show with someone.

[1.12:27 - 1.12:35]The person asks Ludwig if he likes the company and if there is anything he would change.

[1.12:41 - 1.13:40]The person admits they have never tried to watch the show with Ludwig.

[1.13:52 - 1.15:47]They ask Ludwig how he feels about the company's goals being accomplished.

[1.13:57 - 1.14:47]They joke about the idea of getting paid to watch a TV show with someone.

[1.15:02 - 1.16:52]The person asks Ludwig if he likes the company and if there is anything he would change.

[1.15:47 - 1.18:26]Someone suggests a hypothetical scenario where a wealthy person pays them to hang out and play video games, but they decline.

[1.15:53 - 1.16:20]They discuss how everything is centered around goals and the importance of setting and achieving them.

[1.16:52 - 1.17:32]They bring up the idea of retirement and having enough money to sustain their lifestyle without constantly working.

[1.18:26 - 1.19:53]They joke about the idea of getting paid to watch a TV show with someone.

[1.18:41 - 1.21:26]The person admits they have never tried to watch the show with Ludwig.

[1.19:53 - 1.20:40]They joke about the idea of getting paid to watch a TV show with someone.

[1.20:40 - 1.22:07]Someone suggests a hypothetical scenario where a wealthy person pays them to hang out and play video games, but they decline.

[1.22:07 - 1.22:27]They mention a trip to Japan and missing an episode when they get back.

[1.22:29 - 1.23:09]Discussion about different jobs and whether they are like prisons or not

[1.23:21 - 1.23:36]Idea of a death row meal and what they would choose

[1.23:36 - 1.24:22]Joking about wearing loud and annoying shoes on a plane and comparing them to Spongebob's shoes

[1.24:22 - 1.26:27]Discussion about what the speaker would choose as their death penalty method

[1.26:27 - 1.29:14]Joking about wanting to use a guillotine on someone who got a lot of money for a tournament

[1.28:53 - 1.32:28]Idea of a death row meal and what they would choose

[1.30:51 - 1.33:28]Discussion about different methods of execution and which states still use them

[1.31:04 - 1.33:19]Discussion about what the speaker would choose as their death penalty method

[1.33:28 - 1.37:00]Story about a girl on Facebook who said the speaker should be killed because they got venture capital funding for a tech startup

[1.34:43 - 1.35:40]Confession that the speaker did confront the girl about the comment on Facebook and she blocked them

[1.35:40 - 1.36:44]Invitation to the audience to join the Patreon episode, which will not feature Ludwig