[00:13 - 00:22] Ryan McGee introduces himself and talks about Thanksgiving.

[00:35 - 00:46]He mentions different countries and tells non-Americans to turn off the podcast.

[00:47 - 00:59]He talks about Thanksgiving being a day to remember the destruction of other cultures.

[01:41 - 01:51]Ryan and Matt discuss the movie "Moonlight" and give it a positive review.

[02:57 - 03:04]Ryan talks about his traditional Thanksgiving celebrations with his two families.

[03:29 - 03:40]He mentions the different foods they eat, including non-traditional American dishes.

[04:51 - 04:58]Ryan and Matt debate about putting pineapples on pizza.

[05:44 - 05:50]They talk about their favorite pizza places.

[06:48 - 07:00]Ryan shares that he didn't get to celebrate Thanksgiving last year.

[07:08 - 07:17]He describes how his family usually celebrates Thanksgiving.

[00:13 - 07:17]Ryan introduces himself and discusses Thanksgiving, talks about non-traditional American dishes, debates about pineapple on pizza, and shares his Thanksgiving traditions with his two families.

[07:18 - 07:28] People bring over sides and mom makes delicious broccoli casserole with rich crackers.

[07:28 - 07:34]Step mom makes casserole with rich crackers, broccoli, and chicken.

[07:41 - 07:49]Inside is cheese and broccoli, sounds weird but tastes good with rich crackers.

[07:49 - 07:57]Past 3 nights, person has been eating rich crackers in bed.

[09:38 - 09:44]Person hasn't been grocery shopping in almost 2 months.

[09:44 - 09:52]They order food for lunch at work and usually snack for dinner.

[10:21 - 10:26]McDonald's is not a favorite due to consistently getting orders wrong.

[11:26 - 11:38]People in LA are mean and entitled, making it a difficult job to work in fast food.

[12:11 - 12:17]The narrator has stretch marks and makes a belly drop joke.

[12:36 - 12:43]Cat has discovered the door stopper and plays with it at night, making it difficult for the narrator to sleep.

[14:09 - 14:14]Cat is only active when the narrator is home and trying to sleep.

[07:18 - 14:14]People bring over sides, mom makes delicious broccoli casserole with rich crackers, step mom makes a casserole with rich crackers, broccoli, and chicken, and the narrator has been eating rich crackers in bed for the past three nights. They haven't been grocery shopping in almost two months and usually order food for lunch at work. McDonald's is not a favorite due to consistently getting orders wrong. The narrator's cat has discovered the door stopper and plays with it at night, making it difficult for them to sleep.

[14:42 - 14:54] Narrator's roommate's cat likes to play with bottle caps and brings them into the narrator's room, often waking them up at 5am.

[16:32 - 16:39]The narrator has researched why cats do this but is still unclear on the reason.

[16:39 - 16:54]The cat also knocks things off of counters and dressers and watches them fall.

[17:12 - 17:20]They can't discipline the cat for this behavior because they won't understand why they're being punished.

[17:26 - 17:32]The narrator and their roommate are both lazy and don't take out the garbage, leading to trash and bottle caps accumulating in the kitchen and living room.

[17:26 - 17:32]The only solution is to not leave drinks and other items out, but this doesn't always happen.

[18:26 - 18:31]The narrator has jokingly suggested extreme forms of punishment for the cat.

[19:03 - 19:15]The conversation then shifts to discussing cockroaches and how they can fit through small spaces.

[19:46 - 19:52]The narrator mentions a future soup video they plan to film and jokingly suggests adding a cockroach to the soup.

[20:31 - 20:39]The narrator's roommate jokes about dressing up a cricket as a cockroach and putting it in the soup.

[20:46 - 20:51]The narrator and their roommate discuss the nutritional value of bugs.

[20:51 - 21:02]The narrator's roommate mentions a protein bar as a more efficient source of protein.

[21:02 - 21:10]The narrator's roommate mentions a person online who drinks their own cum for protein.

[21:02 - 21:10]The narrator and their roommate joke about the absurdity of drinking cum for protein.

[14:15 - 21:10]Overall, the conversation revolves around the narrator's roommate's cat and their sometimes frustrating behavior, as well as joking discussions about extreme punishments and bizarre dietary choices.

[21:11 - 21:17]Person defends eating fish filet for protein in group discussion

[21:17 - 21:24]Group discusses whether drinking semen is a sin

[21:39 - 21:48]Popeye's use of spinach questioned and compared to drinking protein shakes

[22:11 - 22:16]Popeye potentially portrayed as gay in TV shows

[22:23 - 22:29]Family Guy and Robot Chicken make jokes about Popeye's arms

[24:34 - 24:43]Ryan and friend discuss dream team for US government positions, including Dakota Fanning and Carrot Top

[26:15 - 26:21]Ryan mentions George Michaels from Wham

[27:27 - 27:32]Ryan and friend discuss trending topics on Twitter

[28:15 - 28:25]Trailer for Martin Scorsese's new movie "Silence" mentioned

[28:32 - 28:37]Movie stars Andrew Garfield and Liam Neeson

[21:11 - 28:37]Discussion about protein intake, Popeye's portrayal in TV shows, and a discussion of a potential dream team for US government positions, along with mention of a new movie starring Andrew Garfield and Liam Neeson.

[28:38 - 28:43] Adam Driver mentioned and a movie with a good trailer

[28:43 - 28:56]Podcast host possibly purchasing plane ticket to Japan to visit friend named Christian, also known as Flynn

[29:52 - 30:02]Anecdote about getting Japanese exchange students to say curse words like "fuck"

[30:14 - 30:21]Discussion of the versatility and greatness of the word "fuck"

[31:40 - 31:47]Conversation about friend's Japanese nickname and the difficulty of Japanese speakers pronouncing words with "L" and "R" sounds

[32:06 - 32:21]Podcast host's idea for a talk show where they make Asians say funny words and point and laugh at them

[33:19 - 33:25]Mention of dropping certain things from the podcast, such as catchphrases and nudity

[34:22 - 34:30]Possibility of future merchandise, but not until 2017 due to busy schedule

[35:07 - 35:13]Discussion about the concept of weave and if white people can wear it

[28:38 - 35:35]Podcast host discusses various topics including Adam Driver, a potential trip to Japan, Japanese language difficulties, curse words, and the concept of weave.

[35:35 - 35:43] Narrator finds weave on the ground and watches a funny video of a large African American woman flying off a swing and losing her weave.

[36:09 - 36:16]Weave is typically used by black women and celebrities, including Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.

[36:54 - 37:09]The narrator discusses celebrities getting plastic surgery and the fear of ending up like a horror story, such as Joan Rivers.

[38:48 - 38:54]The conversation shifts to Christmas songs and the narrator's love for "Feliz Navidad" and "Last Christmas" by Wham.

[39:49 - 40:01]The narrator also discovers a new favorite Christmas song, "This Christmas."

[40:44 - 40:57]The podcast ends with well wishes for the listeners and a joking admonishment for listening to the podcast instead of spending time with family.

[41:07 - 41:13]They discuss their family's traditions for Christmas and the narrator's love for mixing foods on their plate.

[35:35 - 42:21]In summary, the podcast covers topics such as finding weave, funny videos, celebrities and plastic surgery, Christmas songs, family traditions, and food.