[00:03 - 00:11] Speaker takes off their comfortable flip-flops and hat while talking

[00:20 - 00:38]They discuss the idea of being able to switch out their hair like Legos

[00:38 - 00:44]They mention that their idea is creepy and discuss the concept of peeling skin

[02:02 - 02:09]The speaker talks about their experience at Olive Garden and how they wished they could always be hungry

[02:22 - 02:28]The topic shifts to discussing ugly witches and a movie called "Jack and Jill"

[02:50 - 03:10]They mention a hypothetical scenario where a witch grants them one day a week to eat as much as they want without gaining weight

[03:58 - 04:21]They mention their fear of the Japanese mafia and discuss LimeWire and porn viruses

[05:03 - 05:20]They talk about a hypothetical playlist and the beauty of the night sky

[06:28 - 06:35]The speaker introduces the 86th episode of the SuperMega Cast and mentions the recent weather in Los Angeles

[06:51 - 07:03]They give a shout out to their announcer, Kenneth, and mention that they cannot afford other podcast guests

[08:08 - 08:15]The speaker teases a surprise involving their mother, but then decides to save it for a special episode

[00:03 - 08:15]The speaker talks about various topics including their comfortable attire, the concept of switching out hair like Legos, their experience at Olive Garden, a hypothetical scenario involving a witch granting them one day a week to eat without gaining weight, their fear of the Japanese mafia, LimeWire and porn viruses, the beauty of the night sky, and the 86th episode of the SuperMega Cast. They also give a shout out to their announcer, Kenneth, and tease a surprise involving their mother.

[08:33 - 08:44]Ryan and Matt discuss their podcast and disclaimer about ads

[08:44 - 09:01]They joke about sponsors pulling ads due to their content

[08:44 - 09:01]They discuss the potential consequences of their words being taken out of context

[11:15 - 11:28]They joke about being openly racist and discussing eugenics

[13:31 - 13:39]They talk about Justin's editing skills and joke about him using an iPhone 3

[14:01 - 14:09]They discuss the secret formula of Coca-Cola and joke about it being a conspiracy

[16:04 - 16:14]They joke about historical figures knowing the secret formula and being killed for it

[16:29 - 16:38]The conversation ends with a joke about triggering people's phones with the "okay google" phrase

[08:15 - 16:44]In summary, Ryan and Matt discuss their podcast, make jokes about sponsors and being taken out of context, discuss Justin's editing skills, and joke about the secret formula of Coca-Cola and historical figures being killed for knowing it.

[23:31 - 23:47] Spongebob and Patrick are in bed and Spongebob is excited to go to work

[24:24 - 24:36]Spongebob's spatula is missing and he enlists Patrick's help

[24:24 - 24:36]Spongebob kills both Patrick and Gary and goes to Squidward's house for help

[25:52 - 26:18]Squidward is playing his clarinet and does not answer Spongebob's calls

[16:44 - 26:18]The summary of the text is that Spongebob is looking for his missing spatula and enlists his friends' help, but ends up killing them and going to Squidward's for help, only to find him playing his clarinet and not responding to Spongebob's calls.

[26:19 - 26:56]Spongebob runs up Squidward's house and accidentally sees him and Pearl in the bathtub.

[27:14 - 27:29]Squidward promises to help Spongebob get his spatula back from Patrick's cornhole.

[27:52 - 28:01]Squidward and Spongebob go to Patrick's rock, but can't lift it.

[29:21 - 29:35]Spongebob goes to Sandy for help, but she dies trying to help him.

[29:36 - 29:49]Spongebob misses his spatula and loses his job.

[29:59 - 30:07]Spongebob goes to teach Patrick a lesson, but finds out he accidentally locked himself in his house.

[30:29 - 31:04]Distraught, Spongebob goes back home and has a sad reunion with his family.

[30:29 - 31:04]They all eat a big salad together and Spongebob realizes that's life.

[32:51 - 33:17]Spongebob and his friend create a nonsensical story about a man who fucks a mailman and an orange.

[32:51 - 33:17]Another nonsensical story is created, this time about a woman who works at a store.

[35:18 - 35:32]The hosts discuss Tom Hanks, Philadelphia, and High School Musical.

[36:34 - 36:56]They talk about the importance of the first fart in a relationship.

[36:34 - 36:56]The hosts realize their content is not suitable for kids.

[26:19 - 37:05]Spongebob accidentally sees Squidward and Pearl in the bathtub, promises to help Spongebob get his spatula back from Patrick's cornhole, but can't lift the rock. Spongebob goes to Sandy for help, but she dies trying to help him. Spongebob misses his spatula and loses his job. He goes to teach Patrick a lesson, but finds out he accidentally locked himself in his house. Distraught, Spongebob goes back home and has a sad reunion with his family. They all eat a big salad together and Spongebob realizes that's life. The hosts create nonsensical stories and discuss Tom Hanks, Philadelphia, and High School Musical. They also talk about the importance of the first fart in a relationship and the realization that their content is not suitable for kids. The podcast ends.