
The Dumbest Internet Beef of All Time | The Yard


[00:00 - 01:17]The speaker talks about cutting down knee-high socks and why they did it.


[00:15 - 01:00]Nick asks why the speaker has 12 pairs of knee-high socks.


[01:19 - 01:57]They briefly discuss the speaker's mom and her accent.


[01:58 - 03:13]They discuss Nick's zingers and the speaker's role as the punching bag.


[02:04 - 04:14]The speaker brings up the topic of plastic surgery and asks if they would disclose it to viewers.


[02:18 - 02:25]Nick says no because it would generate more clicks.


[02:25 - 04:41]The speaker brings up the topic of plastic surgery and asks if they would disclose it to viewers.


[03:03 - 05:08]Nick asks why the speaker has 12 pairs of knee-high socks.


[04:41 - 06:29]The group talks about plastic surgery and potential procedures they would get.


[06:00 - 07:01]They mention Elon Musk and his rumored plastic surgery and small penis.


[07:01 - 08:45]The speaker talks about a Twitter interaction where someone called them a tiny dick.


[07:43 - 09:06]They briefly discuss AI and its potential impact on society.


[08:12 - 08:59]The speaker talks about a Twitter interaction where someone called them a tiny dick.


[08:25 - 09:56]Three people, Ludwig, Nick, and the speaker, are having a conversation.


[09:06 - 09:16]Nick says no because it would generate more clicks.


[09:57 - 11:00]The speaker mentions wanting Nick to come to conclusions on his own.


[10:03 - 10:26]They briefly discuss no hater June and the importance of buckling in a relationship.


[10:32 - 11:34]Nick and the speaker have a discussion about asking for things in their relationship.


[11:36 - 13:21]They briefly discuss AI and its potential impact on society.


[11:36 - 14:18]Notes are being taken, and a segment will be pasted into the advice show


[11:42 - 12:48]They briefly discuss no hater June and the importance of buckling in a relationship.


[11:42 - 12:48]They discuss the potential effects of not engaging with haters on other aspects of life


[12:08 - 14:43]They mention April showers and a flash, and there is confusion about the timing


[12:49 - 13:15]They talk about a conversation between Bill Gates and Socrates about AI, and how Socrates constantly cuts off Gates


[13:33 - 14:12]They discuss the potential effects of not engaging with haters on other aspects of life


[14:18 - 16:24]The speaker mentions their "funk in the fake" and handshakes and kissing babies again.


[14:28 - 16:04]They discuss the potential effects of not engaging with haters on other aspects of life


[16:25 - 18:42]They discuss the possibility of a "country angle" for their team and making a motivational speech


[16:42 - 17:11]The speaker mentions their "funk in the fake" and handshakes and kissing babies again.


[17:11 - 17:45]They discuss the possibility of a "country angle" for their team and making a motivational speech


[18:03 - 18:22]They joke about Socrates being an infinite source of knowledge


[18:28 - 19:44]They discuss the possibility of a "country angle" for their team and making a motivational speech


[18:42 - 18:48]They joke about Socrates being an infinite source of knowledge


[18:57 - 19:03]The speaker mentions their "funk in the fake" and handshakes and kissing babies again.


[19:14 - 19:38]They mention the legal age for purchasing cigarettes being raised to 21


[19:45 - 20:13]The group talks about Zipper and how he does every drug


[20:13 - 21:08]They mention the potential for a future podcast where they churn out episodes without putting in effort


[20:33 - 20:46]They joke about ruining a celebrity's career like Adam Friedlin did


[21:09 - 21:51]The speaker mentions their "funk in the fake" and handshakes and kissing babies again.


[21:24 - 24:13]They mention April showers and a flash, and there is confusion about the timing


[21:33 - 23:39]Someone is about to do something, but someone else tells them to hold on and asks what they think they are doing.


[21:52 - 23:27]Faze Rain is angry because a woman made fun of trick shots and he believes that is what the group should be focusing on.


[22:01 - 23:14]They joke about ruining a celebrity's career like Adam Friedlin did


[22:15 - 23:27]They discuss the potential effects of not engaging with haters on other aspects of life


[23:14 - 24:13]Faze Rain leaks information about Faze, including the amount of money spent on e-sports teams and the recruitment of the woman.


[23:28 - 25:26]Someone suggests that the group talk about someone's recent accomplishment, but they are hesitant to bring it up.


[23:33 - 24:30]The speaker mentions their "funk in the fake" and handshakes and kissing babies again.


[24:14 - 25:33]A woman is chosen for a tweet that mentions women.


[24:14 - 26:01]Faze Rain insults the woman, saying she is only in Faze because she was in one episode of Stranger Things and doesn't know trick shots.


[24:31 - 26:07]The woman is temp checked before being publicly announced.


[24:36 - 25:19]She is also an actor, but her announcement receives negative reactions.


[24:42 - 25:33]The woman is joining Faze and she already plays video games, including Valorant.


[25:34 - 27:37]A video is made addressing the negative comments.


[25:34 - 27:58]The person being discussed retired from playing the game because it made them angry.


[25:40 - 26:24]There is debate over which achievement is more impressive.


[25:40 - 26:53]Faze Rain insults the woman, saying she is only in Faze because she was in one episode of Stranger Things and doesn't know trick shots.


[26:07 - 26:53]The video is a mix of compassion and a dig at the critics.


[27:10 - 27:50]People say they couldn't handle the old version of a game.


[27:51 - 29:03]The person who made the video achieved a world record.


[27:59 - 29:24]They discuss what a "temper shot" is and how difficult it is to do in real life.


[28:07 - 28:28]The person being discussed believes they could not complete a certain video game challenge in one day.


[28:35 - 28:54]The video receives mixed reactions.


[28:35 - 29:45]They discuss what a "temper shot" is and how difficult it is to do in real life.


[29:03 - 29:31]There is debate over which achievement is more impressive.


[29:03 - 30:02]The person being discussed believes they could not complete a certain video game challenge in one day.


[29:31 - 29:52]The person who made the video achieved a world record.


[29:45 - 30:19]Someone is about to do something, but someone else tells them to hold on and asks what they think they are doing.


[29:53 - 30:19]A video is made addressing the negative comments.


[30:19 - 30:51]There is discussion about whether granting wishes to non-terminal kids is fair.


[30:19 - 31:35]Someone suggests that the group talk about someone's recent accomplishment, but they are hesitant to bring it up.


[30:51 - 31:35]There is debate over which achievement is more impressive.


[31:23 - 32:17]The person who made the video achieved a world record.


[31:54 - 33:39]The person being discussed believes they could not complete a certain video game challenge in one day.


[31:54 - 33:39]The person who achieved the world record retired from the game.


[32:00 - 33:46]There is debate over which achievement is more impressive.


[32:43 - 33:06]People say they couldn't handle the old version of a game.


[33:25 - 35:14]The person who achieved the world record retired from the game.


[33:47 - 34:18]The person who made the video achieved a world record.


[34:18 - 35:07]The person who achieved the world record retired from the game.


[35:14 - 35:55]There is discussion about whether granting wishes to non-terminal kids is fair.


[35:44 - 36:01]The woman is temp checked before being publicly announced.


[35:44 - 37:23]The second individual talks about breaking charity streams and the use of raffles to make money for charity


[36:02 - 36:36]There are legal concerns about disclosing how much money was made from the video.


[36:17 - 37:16]They discuss the legality of selling items for charity and the perception of their actions by others


[36:57 - 37:16]The video is copyrighted and has made a lot of money.


[37:23 - 39:04]The second individual successfully guesses the false statement and the conversation ends.


[38:08 - 39:54]The conversation takes place between two individuals, discussing a charity stream and various topics related to gaming and physical items


[38:48 - 41:13]The first individual mentions an expiration date and going back to the lamp, which leads to a discussion about Xbox and modded game lobbies


[41:13 - 44:54]The conversation shifts to a sponsorship for Native Sunscreen and a movie they saw together


[44:54 - 45:20]The second individual successfully guesses the false statement and the conversation ends.


[46:06 - 49:13]The statements involve a car crashing into a cement crane, shooting someone, and making a child jump out of a moving car


[47:13 - 48:54]They also mention a scene where they drive Vespas through tight corners in Rome.


[48:29 - 50:15]The speaker and their friend Nick had a difficult time driving the Vespas and the experience reminded them of a similar scene in the movie.


[49:56 - 50:55]The speaker mentions a scene in the movie where a bomb rolls down the Spanish steps.


[50:55 - 51:18]They also discuss going to Olive Garden and the strength of the US dollar compared to the Turkish Lira.


[51:19 - 51:58]The speaker and their friends are discussing a movie that they saw which involved a chase scene through Rome.


[51:58 - 53:18]The speaker also mentions a cliffhanger ending in the movie and expresses frustration that there will be another movie in the series.


[52:59 - 56:48]The conversation shifts to discussing cultural trends, such as the word "moist" becoming less cringe-worthy and first world problems becoming less of a novelty.


[54:52 - 56:48]The speaker and another person are discussing the speaker's appearance.


[55:58 - 58:30]They also discuss going to Olive Garden and the strength of the US dollar compared to the Turkish Lira.


[56:25 - 56:54]The speaker expresses insecurity about their facial hair, but the other person reassures them that it looks good.


[56:54 - 57:13]The other person mentions a hair growth technique involving a rolling pin and oil, which the speaker is skeptical about.


[57:14 - 58:30]The speaker talks about getting a hair transplant in Turkey, and the cost of the procedure.


[58:30 - 59:21]The speaker mentions that their friend Zipper is interested in cryptocurrency, but they believe it is dying out.


[58:30 - 59:21]The speaker and the other person look at photos on Twitter together.


[59:05 - 59:27]The speaker talks about getting a hair transplant in Turkey, and the cost of the procedure.


[59:28 - 59:46]The conversation shifts to discussing cultural trends, such as the word "moist" becoming less cringe-worthy and first world problems becoming less of a novelty.


[59:28 - 59:58]The speaker expresses insecurity about their facial hair, but the other person reassures them that it looks good.


[59:41 - 1.00:50]The speaker and another person are discussing the speaker's appearance.


[59:58 - 1.01:09]The speaker expresses insecurity about their facial hair, but the other person reassures them that it looks good.


[1.01:10 - 1.02:08]The speaker and another person are discussing the speaker's appearance.


[1.01:55 - 1.03:34]The speaker also recalls getting bullied by a kid on a golf cart while visiting a white trash area in Maryland.


[1.02:10 - 1.02:50]The speaker and the other person look at photos on Twitter together.


[1.02:21 - 1.03:47]The speaker mentions Fendrick Lamar's Twitter account and suggests that the other person check it out.


[1.02:50 - 1.03:40]The speaker's hands are described as "weird" and "huge."


[1.03:14 - 1.03:27]The speaker's hands are also described as "soft," but they mention that they have become rough due to weightlifting.


[1.03:48 - 1.06:14]They see an Indian family walking by and the man starts playing Indian music and asking them to dance.


[1.06:28 - 1.09:06]The speaker recalls a trip to D.C. in middle school where they went on tours and sold pizza for a profit.


[1.08:32 - 1.10:17]The speaker also recalls getting bullied by a kid on a golf cart while visiting a white trash area in Maryland.


[1.08:46 - 1.10:33]The speaker recalls a trip to D.C. in middle school where they went on tours and sold pizza for a profit.


[1.10:17 - 1.11:00]The speaker also recalls getting bullied by a kid on a golf cart while visiting a white trash area in Maryland.


[1.11:00 - 1.13:14]The speaker and their friends make fun of a popular skateboarder, Ryan Shekler, for crying in public.


[1.12:18 - 1.13:22]The narrator is self-conscious about his appearance.


[1.13:14 - 1.14:44]The speaker also recalls getting bullied by a kid on a golf cart while visiting a white trash area in Maryland.


[1.13:22 - 1.14:44]A group of people are driving through a neighborhood.


[1.13:49 - 1.15:44]They wave at a group of younger people.


[1.15:25 - 1.17:08]The narrator is self-conscious about his appearance.


[1.17:08 - 1.18:01]The group discusses a painting of themselves.


[1.17:38 - 1.21:06]The narrator is self-conscious about his appearance.


[1.20:23 - 1.22:54]The narrator made a video for a 50-year-old fan.


[1.21:56 - 1.22:46]The speaker doesn't believe that everything is about learning.


[1.22:23 - 1.24:08]The narrator is self-conscious about his appearance.


[1.22:23 - 1.25:17]They discuss a friend named Jared who cheated.


[1.23:06 - 1.23:37]Another person asks the narrator to make a video saying "fuck you" on stream.


[1.23:55 - 1.24:40]The narrator is self-conscious about his appearance.


[1.25:18 - 1.25:56]They joke about locking a YouTuber named Rainbow in a box and making him solve puzzles to escape.


[1.25:56 - 1.26:22]They discuss a friend named Jared who cheated.


[1.26:41 - 1.27:31]They joke about going to an Olive Garden in Nebraska.


[1.27:31 - 1.29:29]They joke about locking a YouTuber named Rainbow in a box and making him solve puzzles to escape.


[1.29:29 - 1.30:51]They discuss a YouTube video where people of different ages compete for a cash prize.


[1.30:51 - 1.33:42]The speaker spoils the ending of the video and mentions that they will be going on a tour of Olive Garden.


[1.32:44 - 1.34:04]They discuss a YouTube video where people of different ages compete for a cash prize.